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Throw Away Your Money: Cash is No Longer King Online

 

Well, in reality, it’s our reality in 2016. Google’s new artificial intelligence program is not only set to revolutionise the search engine by predicting what you’re going to look for before you do it, but open up a world of mind-reading possibilities online.

Beyond that, we already know that our Smartphones are micro computers in our pockets; however, on top of allowing you to send Snapchats, they can also track just about any bodily function you have.

Now Our Money is Virtual

Finally, when it comes to currency, things are about to get virtual. For those of you who haven’t heard about it yet, Bitcoin and other similar cryptocurrencies have been bubbling away under the surface since 2008; you can now even trade online (i.e binary options) using bitcoins. Some of these minimum deposit binary options brokers do accept bitcoin payments; however, their time in the spotlight is nigh.

Essentially an online currency that’s produced on the Internet, traded on the Internet and never leaves the Internet, Bitcoin and its peers are turning the world of banking on its head. Instead of government’s minting coins and bank notes, setting value ratings and generally having control over your cash, Bitcoin is a free entity.

The way a single Bitcoin is produced is through a complex process of dedicated computers solving complex equations. As a reward for using their processing power to solve an equation, the computer is rewarded with a Bitcoin and this action is logged by the network. As mysterious as it seems, no one actually controls Bitcoin.

Its value is determined by the number of Bitcoin in the network and people can purchase it, trade it and use it to buy goods all without seeing or touching anything. While it’s probably not time to throw away the £10 notes in your pocket just yet, many believe Bitcoin is now on the up. After hitting a peak in 2013 and then falling sharply, the value (determined by the number of users and availability of coins) is shooting up as we head through 2016.

An Industry Built on Bitcoin

Naturally, dozens of industries are clamouring to get on the Bitcoin bandwagon. From pubs to casinos, you can now eat, drink and be merry without using a single coin produced by the Royal Mint.

One of the most interesting uses of Bitcoin is the gambling industry. Commonly known as an industry where cash is king, online gambling (iGaming) is undergoing something of a revolution thanks to Bitcoin and sites such as VegasCasino.io.

Offering all the same features of any other online casino – blackjack, roulette, slots and sports betting –  Vegas Casino and its peers have made it possible for people to play and win using Bitcoin alone.

Although still something of a niche market in the iGaming arena, Bitcoin casinos are being favoured by canny gamblers for two reasons: it’s easier to deposit and withdraw (no hassle from your bank) and Bitcoin is extremely safe. In an industry where protecting your bankroll is crucial, Bitcoin ticks all the boxes.

Burn Your Bank Notes in 2016

Another unexpected use for Bitcoin is in the pub industry. Thanks to a small but growing number of pubs, you can now pay for you pint without dipping into your pocket.

One of the first pubs in the UK to start accepting Bitcoin was the Haymakers in Cambridge. Seeing the value of the currency back in 2013, the pub now allows customers to whip out their phone, scan a QR code and drink away.

Providing you’re someone that doesn’t lose their phone on a night out, this little trick is a great way to keep the drinks flowing even if your pockets are empty.

Beyond pubs and gambling, Bitcoin can now be used to purchase almost anything online. From British Airways flights to pizza, you can basically do as you wish with Bitcoin, which means it might soon be time to burn those bank notes and crossover to the virtual side.

The Same Contempt You Feel Towards Migrants is Same the Elite Feel Towards You

 

When a Westerner is killed abroad it makes the front page, when ten thousand people are killed in a third world country, it makes page 18 as a footnote column inch in the newspapers.

You yourselves are messy, you consume, you create waste, and you cause untold damage to the earth’s resources with your privileged Western existence.

These are tests on the populace to see how you react to the migrants, and the elite, above politicians, most probably look at the test results and feel even more repulsed than usual.

It possibly will give them justification to carry forth their plans with even more vigour, because to see the reactions of the Western mollycoddled population reinforces their understanding of the plan ahead.

The post-industrial, post-consumerist age does not need you any more.

All the information is in plain sight, one only has to search for it, and if you know when you see it, you will understand.

Think Tank: Why Socialist Utopias Can Never Exist

Throughout the last two hundred years socialists around the world have tried to create their ideal utopia with their principles of social cohesion, integration and financial collectivism.

Not one single socialistic system, of which there has been much variation has ever worked.

Socialists today want to flood first world countries with third world populations. This creates a destructive force that alienates not only the third world violators but also the indigenous people whose ancestors have populated their respective countries for centuries and thousands of years. In such a short time, to invite millions of people creates discord, violence, resentment and an inevitable war footing as those invaded protest but are generally ignored by the socialist government in charge.

Schools are being emptied in Germany as parents remove their children from diverse schools, the white flight accelerating daily. Whole towns are now portioned off as the migrant ghettos take hold of areas, an unstoppable virus eviscerating all in its path.

Socialism means poverty for all except for the party hierarchy. Much like communism, senior party officials enjoy special privileges whereas all intermediate classes of people are mixed in with the lower classes. The socialist ideal is to remove all class systems and to remove all pay grades so that the whole is enmeshed in one simple poverty stricken bundle of socialistic misery.

Socialism and communism, as displayed by the EU structure is a system made to serve the elite and unelected technocrats, who enjoy the unlimited expense accounts, the gold-plated pensions and pay-offs they receive often. The elite above this structure, receive the heavy taxation monies and only have to crack the whip once in awhile to discourage any form of dissent.

Britain’s current prime minister, and his faux conservative government is a fully fledged socialist entity. They are not conservative in any way, as the welfare and NHS system dictates what they do at every turn.

The key to all of these socialist forms and parasitical political entities is that they all eventually implode. They may seek to create their ideal socialist utopia – look what happened to Venezuela – but the implosion will come, sometimes violently, at other times through quiet revolution. Symptomatic of a body fighting off a virus, the people eventually see through the trickery and lies, and boot the leeches away from the host, as Tony Blair and his cronies saw.

Generational poverty

Socialism is touted as being for the people, but this is a false claim, because socialism makes all classes poor apart from the top, and it not only creates poverty but it revels in it. For a socialist welfare dependent to aspire above poverty is an immediate alarm bell and that person, whoever they may be, is struck down and brought firmly back to the perpetual operatic poverty theatre.

We must also address the socialist celebrities, who hold a bridge between the poor and the elite controllers. These people are the go-betweens, they are bestowed with riches and privilege from the controlling echelons, but they still think they are one of the ‘people’. Nothing can be more contemptuous to see some bloated celebrity luvvie who descends from their penthouse on occasion to think about the little people for a few seconds, a sad forlorn creature of parasitic abundance who deserves to be strung up on the nearest post and left to the crows and ravens.

America, will soon reap the rewards of Obama’s socialism, a form of spending that has been unrivalled by any other government in history. Here is a socialist that has spent $300 million on holidays alone, increased the deficit by $6 Trillion and achieved pretty much nothing during his tenure except for bringing the United States to the edge of civil war and debt implosion. In accordance to his socialist principles, Obama has succeeded and achieved what he wanted to achieve. He is fracturing the nation, flooding the streets with millions of poor South Americans and changing the fabric of North America completely leaving it in a much poorer state than he inherited.

All socialist entities are authoritarian and verge on the totalitarian however much they may claim not to be. With socialism, political correctness comes inhibiting freedom of speech and freedom of thought.

There are no socialistic utopias, there are no systems of that sort that will ever work, globally or nationally, simply because socialism still services the few and seeks to keep the many in poverty.

Until a system comes that incorporates all, including the privileged few and party hierarchy, the global society will forever be seeking to find the ideal ingredient to fluid living, to the end of conflict and to the end of poverty; not only culturally but monetarily.

 

Experts: Virtual Sex is New Frontier in Human Evolution

 

The concept of traditional marriages have declined vastly in the last forty years, and in some countries like Japan, millions of citizens are abstaining from sexual relations as the birth rate plummets. In the West, the rise of feminism and extreme levels of political correctness have seen an equally large decline in the birth rate and sexual relations amongst the limited young as ageing populations rise.

Companies like Eos Creative Group manufacture VirtuaDolls, an ISO certified skin-safe silicone that features a specially-sized hole that can simulate a variety of different stroke motions incorporated with virtual reality games.

Demand has been so great that Bill Spracklin the owner and creator of VirtuaDolls has had to stop a funding campaign from the sheer amount of orders received.

The next 20 years in development will see a vast number of companies try to cater to the enormous demand for virtual sex companions, as well as android partners who will be indistinguishable from the real thing.

ISIS: Proof That Ideas Cannot Be Bombed

 

Even though the bombs have been raining on their territory and they have lost some ground in Iraq, the ISIS Islamic creed still lives on, and it is their puritan Sunni pseudo Wahabi spirit that endures every day making a mockery of the bombing parties spending millions on destroying empty buildings.

“It is assumed they receive prior intelligence and warning before any bomb is dropped by the Americans, not so much the Russians who are bombing civilian targets indiscriminately. ISIS have a vast network of tunnels where they congregate in safety and they are highly mobile. It is only a matter of time before they wipe out the Kurd threat in the region, as there are many forces which want that particular group cleaned out and erased,” a reporter on the ground revealed.

Despite the huge and expensive bombing effort by many different nations over the past year, ISIS have actually gained ground in Libya and Africa, as well as Yemen and other parts of the middle East. This sure fire steadfastness under massive adversity is a very fruitful recruitment tool for the group because it proves to many that the enduring flame of the single idea is cast in invincible diamond encrusted stone.

EU Referendum: Why Majority Will Vote Against Cameron

Labour voters detest Cameron and his cronies, eurosceptics detest Cameron; the Lib Dems are probably not too keen on him either.

This is why, for this group to side with David Cameron and his vote to stay In the EU – a crumbling edifice – would be unthinkable for many in Britain.

Of course, one can always cite the general election last year where many voted for Cameron and the Tories, however in that circumstance there was really no choice in the matter, as the two Ed’s were an insufferable alternative.

The choice this time is altogether different, not only will there not be a chance like this ever again, but to vote to stay in the EU would be a death sentence for Britain. Want to know why? Because the EU changes and adds laws daily. They can make any promises they want before the referendum, but once the people have been duped they have you lock, stock and barrel where they want you and there’s no turning back — ever.

If Britain stays, be prepared for a quintuple rise in migration and a totalitarian tip toe over the years where the true face of the EU will slowly emerge fundamentally destroying the already fragile U.K.

Maybe the grossly unpopular Cameron should have gone for the reverse position and opted to get Out of the EU. Then the haters would have voted to stay In, and Cameron would have won by looking like he lost.

By creating an us against the gov dynamic, voters will be coming out of the woodwork to vote now AGAINST the establishment, a much juicier option to really nail the fucker home.

 

EU Referendum: Brexit is the ONLY Red Card

Much like Neville Chamberlain, David Cameron is once again proclaiming victory and peace in our time by agreeing to an ominous red card system which will never address the issues facing Britain or ever be allowed to be exercised by parliament.

“This is a red card which will not solve anything, much like the piece of paper Neville Chamberlain brought back from Hitler’s Germany before all hell broke loose in World War II, Britain, thanks to me is being duped once again. History repeats itself over and over again,” Cameron told no one in particular today.

The shameful cowardice of the current prime minister of Britain is a stain on the sovereignty of this country compounded by an EU delegation intent on thwarting Brexit by any means possible, including bait and switch techniques and outright lies.

“A red card brake system that is being touted by Cameron as a victory is none. What use is a brake when you do not have control of the steering wheel? The red card system can only be used if 28 other EU members okay its use, as well as dozens of committees in parliament and political parties. It is an absolute joke, and should not even be acknowledged as a brake, or return to national sovereignty,” a Euro-sceptic MP said before being silenced.

Zika Fitness Taking World By Storm

Benefits of Zika

In the late 1980’s an aerobics instructor named Zika was bitten by a mosquito before his exercise class in Columbia. Even though his head started to shrink, Zika improvised his dance technique and even threw away his now outsized hat. The class continued, everyone loved it, and Zika was born. Not only is it a fun and fully developed way to exercise, but the exercise benefits are superfluous.

Fun and Suitable for Many Age Groups

Zika is a great way to get the entire family into an exercise program together, since it is suitable for a wide range of age groups. There are many health benefits to Zika, but it is also an activity that anyone with a small head can do. Many Zika exercisers actually – admit to not feeling as if they are in the course of a workout, but rather that they are simply having fun dancing.

Physical Health Benefits

There is a long list of physical health benefits of Zika exercise. The main benefits that most seek are to lose weight around the head area, as the head shrinks smaller and smaller, you will notice less of a weight around the shoulders. But Zika does all of this and more. It burns calories, increases stamina, and even helps stabilize your balance!

Mental Health Benefits

As well as physical benefits of Zika exercise, there are also mental health benefits too. Just like reality TV, Zika shrinks the brain so your mind will not have many lofty thoughts any more and it frees you of any inhibitions (because you just won’t care about anything any more). One huge mental health benefit of Zika, which covers various topics of mental health, is that some people actually treat it as a kind of life therapy. Since you get to shrink your head and not worry about anything ever again, socialize and exercise, Zika is the perfect mental therapy through physical means of exercise.

Contact your nearest Zika practitioner right now. 

Preserved Tiger Poop is All Left of Lord Lucan Says Aristocrat

Lord Ponsonby-Smythe the Fourth Earl of Pemberton Hall in Worcestershire is the son of the Third Earl of Pemberton, a good drinking friend of the former Lord Lucan whose mysterious disappearance has never been solved — that is up until now.

“After killing the nanny, Lord Lucan fled to his old chum’s house. There, he was told in no uncertain terms that his best bet is to shoot himself, which he did. My father had a pet tiger in his private grounds, and fed Lucan to the tiger. It took a while for the tiger to digest Lucan but on the third day, the keeper brought my father some tiger poo in a bucket and he had it preserved in some formaldehyde. Not many people know this, but it’s kept in a secret place somewhere in Pemberton Hall, could be under the staircase or behind a book case. We still honour Lucan some days when we’re sloshed out of our minds, we shout out, ‘Bring out the Lucan’ and the butler goes to fetch the tiger poo.”

No one has poo pooed these rather ludicrous claims, but one thing is for certain, if true, it brings a rather unsavoury thought to mind, Lucan plopped out of a tiger’s arse at one point in history; a not so prestigious end to such a colourful privileged character as the late great Lord Lucan.

House of Commons Spends £1,500 a WEEK to Control Politicians – and YOU’RE Paying

Bosses at the Palace of Westminster – which includes the House of Lords – splashed out on 1,620 feeding troughs, 729 monitoring devices and 192 cases of Beaujolais.

The huge cost emerged after House of Commons officials received a string of furious complaints over their failure to control the politicians.

One visitor said: “We were somewhat concerned when visiting the cafe next to the gift shop when my wife was alarmed to see a politician running across the floor and under a cabinet, then make lewd remarks before defecating on the curtains.”

She mentioned this to the serving assistant who seemed unconcerned, passing it off as a regular occurrence.

“Having been involved in the catering industry, we were concerned about the obvious food hygiene issues where food is being served, on the floor.

“Perhaps it is time for the City of Westminster Food Hygiene Department to pay a visit.”

The report said: “The Parliamentary Estate is made up of a large number of buildings of various ages, covering approximately 258,000 square metres close to the River Thames.

“It is therefore vulnerable to populations of politicians which can cause significant damage to the fabric of the buildings and health and safety issues.

“Controlling these pests is a major undertaking, and is conducted by a full-time pest control technician provided as part of the Houses’ pest control contract and a contract for harlot control.”

The report added that politicians and their respective researchers were the biggest threat to health and valuable collections.

It said: “The Parliamentary Art Collection, which includes one of the largest collections of contemporary explicit pornography in public ownership, is also at significant risk from infestation.

“All are irreplaceable, expensive to repair and it is more cost effective to prevent this damage in the first place by controlling politician populations who steal these works of art for their own sordid purposes.

“Politician populations need to be controlled for hygiene reasons, including compliance with regulations, and to prevent accidents caused by these vermin chewing through expense accounts like no tomorrow.”