“This is really not helpful because it makes undecided voters vote for Trump. Don’t know where to begin with this video but it is actually making Trump voters and the man himself look normal. Whoever commissioned this piece must be kicking themselves right now as it has had the exact opposite effect it was meant to have,” an undecided voter who is now backing Trump told MSNBC.
https://youtu.be/MfrRzW-Yqog
Maybe the likes of Charlie Sheen won’t have their reprieve after all.
Strains of HIV are becoming resistant to an antiretroviral drug commonly used to prevent and fight the virus, research has suggested.
With many across the globe forgetting about HIV especially with the thought they are safe because of antiretroviral drugs, there may be cause for concern by some at least.
HIV adapts to any situation, and the false sense of safety enabled by drug companies may soon be over.
“What we will see here is a massive increase in AIDS, because the drugs stopping HIV developing into AIDS are now mostly compromised by the adaptation of this virus to many human made medicines,” an HIV expert told news media.
Along with the Zika virus, there seems to be a war on sexual reproduction on this planet, where HIV is caught by people usually during recreational sex, Zika is a virus that mutates offspring from pregnant women with shrunken heads and partial brain growth ensuring they live their lives without ever reproducing.
The beauty about Zika is that she is symptomless, unlike something like Ebola, Zika can spread far and wide with minimal detection.
These events, whether natural or not, only mean that something, Gaia or some organisation is fighting back against the creeping overpopulation that eventually would mean the total destruction of the earth and its finite resources.
At first glance it may seem that there is less difference between casino online or card and board games. But first, let’s talk about what they have in common.
First of all, the general principle of showing the winning and losing combinations on the screen is determined by a random number generator. It affects the final result of the game. The general principle is as follows: the player spins the reels at a slot machine, while the number generator forms combinations on the screen.
In fact, those are computer programs built with special hardware. So what’s the difference? Let’s start with the advantages of Online Casino Games – Casino-X.
Firstly, you can play casino games online for free. Many users prefer to play online slots just for this reason. They prefer gaining any experience points during training mode before moving on to real money bets.
Secondly, online slots offer players best winnings. It is due to the fact that live casinos cost more than those that operate online. And, of course, online slot machines are available at your disposal at any time.
The largest modern casinos operating online offer customers hundreds of virtual slot machine games. Most sites provide an opportunity to enjoy casino slot games of several brands. So don’t be limited to one company: there are many small studios producing unparalleled casino slot machines with great graphics, increased theoretical return and maximum payouts.
The main advantages of online casino slots are obvious, so we will not talk about it once again. Still, the first step towards achieving better results is studying the general principles and strategies for the slot machine. Online slots that are used in online casinos have virtually nothing in common with their ancestors – the first mechanical slot machines. The current models are computer programs running on the basis of a random number generator.
Some users believe that it is possible to calculate the results for the random number generators, as they are based on some algorithm. However, the world’s leading experts in the field of online gambling state that it is impossible to guess the principles of random number generators of the well-known brands. Therefore, all the attempts of trying to “outflank the rival” are completely useless.
The rotating drums in online slot machines are nothing more than a tribute to tradition. Actually, there are a lot of new models with some other forms. But the majority of conservative players still prefer standards, so the manufacturers continue to create video slots that simulate the real slot machines.
Currently, the most video slots come with five reels, although it is also possible to find three-reel slot models. The symbols on the reels usually depend on the subject of the given model. For example, if it is Egypt, you will see the pyramids and the pharaohs. The auxiliary images may also include numerals, images of fruits and other simple shapes.
Each online video slot includes the theoretical return percentage, which means what part of the total amount of bets the players get. Currently, the best rate of return should be considered no less than 95%, although there are models with 98% payout percentage. Keep in mind that the majority of video slots can be tested for free before you start spending money. Good luck to all of you while playing online slots!
Britain should be rejoicing with the aspirations and empire building that made the country Great, not pulling down the statues and defecating on the memories of conquest.
Without the British Empire, many nations across the globe would not have the infrastructure they have now, they would not have the courts of law, the railways, the telecommunications, the electricity or the buildings still standing today which hark back to the days of empire.
Demolishing Cecil Rhodes’ statue at Oxford is tantamount to desecration of all that made Britain great, and the socialists and communist students who are pushing for this erasure of history should be unceremoniously removed from Oxford as they are no better than ISIS.
The Islamic State removes works of history, ancient cities, irreplaceable archaeological artefacts with bombs and hammers, the socialist politically-correct Soviet students wish to erase history and heritage with their petitions. Fuck them. They should be paraded through the streets and thrown out of town, they do not deserve an education let alone one at such a place of prestige as Oxford.
News comes in forthwith, that the Alumni are threatening to withdraw millions in funding to Oxford if the statue of Cecil Rhodes is removed, and this news is tempered with moderation by the university as the caterwauling brigands are sent packing back to their holes of ineptitude and hatred free to plot their next attack on history.
Professor Julius Suetonius, an inventor whose claim to fame is producing a self fluoridating toothbrush has been approached by EU ministers who want the UK to house the entire population of Africa and the Middle East, as well as parts of South East Asia in the UK.
“These EU leaders have written me a letter telling me that they want a solution to the global migrant crisis where everyone in the world is to congregate in what is now known as the British Isles. It’s a bit of problem because the UK’s land mass is so small. We already have a large migrant population coming every year numbering 360,000 last year, and this year it should rise to 650,000 people. Consider that all these people want to breed, send their kids to school and use our hospitals. In the last four years, the influx is estimated at 15 million migrants.
“My solution was very simple, we already have a population of 64.1 million people in the UK, and a land mass of 243,610 km². The population of Africa is 1.1 billion, and the population of the Middle East is 127 million. One must also include countries like Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Pakistan, India and other South East Asian nations where economic migrants wish to come over to Britain to get benefits. I estimate therefore, a population in the region of 2.3 billion people want to come to the UK, therefore every inch of the 243,610 km² will be used up, and that’s not including the millions of Romanians and other Eastern Europeans casually coming over the Schengen zone every second, every hour, every minute of the day.
“The solution is to build vast buildings that utilise space in the sky. We need housing projects that will be homes to millions of people, and these skyscrapers would have to ultimately reach thousands of feet into the sky. Within these dwellings there would be hospitals, schools, shops and ultimately jobs for some, but many would be on state benefits. There would not be any need to leave these dwellings in a person’s lifetime.
“How to pay for all of this building and state benefits? Those who can find employment in the new Britain would never retire and have to pay 95% taxation of all their earnings.
“Every inch of the great British countryside would have to be torn up and these massive concrete buildings would be stacked together next to each other in long rows. For 2.3 billion people to live in Britain, there would have to be a vast building spree, lakes, rivers — concreted over — forests smashed to pieces and former Victorian and Edwardian properties demolished.
“We would also have to factor in population growth of the 2.3 billion inhabitants of Britain, as migrants breed with more frequency than indigenous Brits, there would be an exponential increase of the population and the government would have to either think about building barges in the Channel housing these people or they could consider digging down where the people could be kept in dwellings with artificial sunlight.
“The EU and UK government is still under consultation for this project, but the current mass migratory push is accelerating daily and will get worse as time moves on. The roads in Britain were only designed for the horse and cart, so big changes will have to happen there, they will have to be expanded to have ten lanes on each side to cope with the level of traffic. I estimate the fumes and pollution within five years would be worse than Beijing now, and citizens would have to wear oxygen masks to go outside.
“Even if there is a Brexit vote in the EU Referendum, Britain will never be allowed to leave the EU, the building will start in earnest to cope with the millions, eventually turning to billions by the year 2025.”
Where to go?
You pay your taxes, some in Scandinavian socialist ‘paradises’ pay 80% tax and they are rewarded by being flooded with rapists and potential Jihadists.
The European project is over, and the rise of Fascism is once again growing because the ingredients within the unholy smelly soup are the right consistency and are reaching boiling point.
As Europe’s Jews leave in their thousands daily, you should take their action as a warning, because they have never forgotten the lessons of history as the lackadaisical foolish bureaucrats who run Europe seem to have done.
The unelected EU officials may have diamond plated pension schemes, unlimited expense accounts and free International travel but you don’t.
Here is a list of the world’s safest places to escape to from the EU and the future conflict
Do not be daunted by the intricacies of moving, because the lives of you and your family are far more important. Those who stay behind will have nowhere to go when the conflict starts, as happened in WW2, where borders were sealed by Nazi occupiers.
One must plan ahead for survival, as the signs lead to future conflict, if one is dazzled by the headlines and chooses to stay put, there will be a heavy price to pay in the end.
The EU is no longer a place of safety, it is a place of uncertainty, where your daughters and children are raped, where there is no help from the authorities who deny such crimes occur, where useless diktats and heavy taxes are foisted on the workers to bolster a crumbling regime of waste, foolishness and corrupt greed.
Every empire eventually crumbles, as did the Roman empire, invaded by barbarians; their leaders too lazy and concerned with their own luxury to even care when the end came swiftly.
Jean Claude Juncker toasts you with his fifth jug of cognac and it’s not even 9.30 am as you pack your bags and leave for good.
The harrowing incident was watched by thousands at the event before cameras were ordered to be switched off and Trump’s security detail tried to save the unhinged reality TV celebrity’s life to no avail.
“He got on stage and he was babbling as he does, talking about the usual narcissistic gibberish. He took out a gun and said he’s doing so great that he could shoot anyone in the audience and still lead the polls, that’s when he began trembling and jibber jabbing, foam came out of his mouth and he put the gun to his temple. He pulled the trigger and there was a muffled bang and some of his brains fell on the podium sliding off onto a bald man’s head sat in the audience. Goddamn I nearly puked. Good thing we never voted for him but it was close, can you imagine such a crazy dude with his finger on the nuke button?” a visibly shaken Rhonda McDougal told Fox5 news.
Mr. Trump was rushed to a local hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival.
As the Daily Squib accurately predicted in 2012, the Scots would hold Britain to ransom in the event of a succesful Out vote in the upcoming EU Referendum.
Speaking to Andrew Marr on Sunday, the Scottish first minister, who also said a second Scottish independence vote would be “highly likely” in the event of a leave vote, said project fear would scare voters into an EU exit that would be bad for the country.
If the English vote Out, the Scots will vote In after their second referendum bringing complete autonomy to Scotland who will then vote to stay in the EU. That would certainly be a divisive catch 22 situation within a divided island. Thanks to the Scots Britain is most certainly fucked.
We also accurately predicted the emergence of an EU army in 2012, and as predicted in 2015, Jean Claude Juncker was calling for an EU army. Something that would be a grotesque misuse of European powers as well as a major defeat for British sovereignty.
We leave you with words from the founder of the European Union, Jean Monnet, who said this on 30 April 1952:
“Europe’s nations should be guided towards the super-state without their people understanding what is happening. This can be accomplished by successive steps each disguised as having an economic purpose, but which will eventually and irreversibly lead to federation.”
If you do not want the totalitarian dictatorship of the EU to survive, an entity ruled by faceless unelected bureaucrats, then as painful as this sounds, you must wish on a continuing migratory deluge flooding every EU sector with tens of millions of migrants from the Third World.
This migratory flood is already causing some trouble but it needs to be encouraged even further, as the EU officials are encouraging it, so should the people who will sit back and watch the individual states crumble under their own directives and invites.
“They want this, therefore we should let them have it. From Hamburg to Kathmandu, from Rome to Bangladesh, from Bucharest to Lahore, let them come in their millions. Remember India alone has a population of 1.3 billion people. Let them converge on Frankfurt, or how about Stockholm? We must also encourage as many Muslims to come as possible, and Sub Saharans, this is the core of the deluge,” a man at an overcrowded train station in Croatia said before he was engulfed in a massive crowd of crazed migrants.
Therefore, you should smile when you see the millions invited into Greece, and encouraged by Tsipras to go to Germany. Certainly Alexis Tsipras knows the game, as soon as they come, he points the way, and they go to their new homeland, Germany.
Please come to the EU is the message. Millions are now waiting for Spring to come, and then it will increase, ten, twenty fold, the deluge must rise exponentially, never stopping, always rolling, the smiling Soros face approves of this, and so should any who does not approve of the EU, naming no names.
Nothing can be done as the swarms increase daily, day in day out, months, years, decades of millions crossing into Europe, keep the Schengen open, as the hordes come to claim their own piece of land, to take what is theirs, and owed to them.
Who is to say it is not their right? To come to Paris and claim it for themselves, to come to Stockholm and take over, for it is YOU who invited them and now they must take what is owed to them.
Stand aside and watch the EU, you wanted this to happen, and now it is.
Germans are snapping up a new Japanese invention that shoots out a net at an assailant enabling the women to escape or call police.
Demand for over the counter self defence products rose in response to the massive sex assaults, brutal gang rapes, and thefts committed by Arab and North African migrants in Cologne and Hamburg on New Year’s Eve.
The Japanese device can be used by multiple women on the same person, and is proving so useful that production has increased to cope with the massive demand.
Reminiscent of something you would find in a live-action superhero television show, the net launcher is a handheld device that shoots out a net projectile.
The launcher is reloadable and has two different net cartridges. One type of cartridge just fires out a net. The other type of cartridge fires out a net with a line that can be pulled.
The launcher has a built-in alarm to alert others that the device has been fired. The net can be fired from 2 to 3 meters from the intended target.
When two or more nets are used together, the sex crazed migrant will be completely engulfed in netting and will have a very difficult time trying to escape.
The Japanese company is also planning to introduce a metallic net that will electrocute the assailant once the device is released.
Ichi Yoshimitsu, CEO for the company said: “Once the threat is neutralised by the net, we also administer 60,000 volts intermittently onto the person until the police eventually arrive.”
German women will need the devices more than ever now as an extra 10 million Arabs are set to arrive in Germany by 2017.
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