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“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

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Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

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“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

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“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

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PORTO - Portugal - The Gaia-X Trust Framework 3.0 has matured Europe's digital ecosystems to new heights as the 2-day summit concludes.

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

EXPERTS: “The ECHR Will Stop All of Mahmood’s Immigration Plans”

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Labour is Using Excuse of “Fixing Things” For Their Soviet Agenda

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Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax – Reeves Just Killed Off the UK Motor Industry and EV Market

Business

Gaia-X Summit 2025 Marks the Next Phase in Federated and Trusted Digital Ecosystems

World

Labour Just Killed Off the Uber/Bolt Business – Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax

Entertainment

Labour Now Blames Diego Maradona and the “Hand of God” for Tax Rises

HEADLINE NEWS

World

Britons Must Prepare for Another Labour Government

World

Americans Discovering Joys of ‘Happy Slapping’ ‘Knockout’ Craze

World

Spanish Armada Seen Off Coast of Gibraltar

Opinion

The Death of Christianity Much Exaggerated in the Minds of the Deceivers

World

Obama: “100 Million Sign Up to Obamacare”

World

Why Mass Immigration Is Actually Good For World

Sci/Tech

The 12 People Who Use Bing Search Engine Cause Meltdown

World

Britain Celebrates ‘Roundabout’ Day

World

Cattle Feed to be Introduced at American Airports

World

London Cyclists Now Endangered Species

World

CIA Endorsing Jihadists in Syria Reveal 911 Secrets Say Experts

World

New Scatology Building Has Entire Floor Where Members Can Get ‘Super Toilet’ Skills

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Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

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Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

EXPERTS: “The ECHR Will Stop All of Mahmood’s Immigration Plans”

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Labour is Using Excuse of “Fixing Things” For Their Soviet Agenda

Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax – Reeves Just Killed Off the UK Motor Industry and EV Market

Gaia-X Summit 2025 Marks the Next Phase in Federated and Trusted Digital Ecosystems

Labour Just Killed Off the Uber/Bolt Business – Pay-Per-Mile Poll Tax

Labour Now Blames Diego Maradona and the “Hand of God” for Tax Rises

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

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