We’re Off to Tony Blair’s House For Dinner

LONDON - England - It's not often you get an invitation to Tony Blair's house, but in the interests of satire and some free grub, we're up for it.

The Squib office is in a good mood today, a select few writers and editors have been invited to sup with the Right Honourable Gentleman, Tony Blair.

He is a fine chap, all full of cheer and extremely rich to boot.

“Just follow the map if you’re lost, or better still check out google streetview, you’ll see my house there. Don’t get lost now,” Tony said in a recent phone call.

We’ve heard Cherie is a great cook, pity Tony is rarely at home to enjoy the fine gastronomic delights of beans on toast every night.