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England Wins Magaluf World Cup

MAGALUF - Spain - The England team have won the world cup this year, not in Brazil though.

The England team did not fare well in the Brazilian World Cup this year but never mind we’ve been rocking up a storm in Spanish toilet bowl Magaluf, a place where Brits descend every year to desecrate.

“It’s great, we had one lass she blew the whole team, and one lad did a Suarez on the beach. It’s fookin’ great here man, we are really scoring some serious own goals,” Lee Shanker, from Essex told the Sun.

Another Magaluf reveller said: “Eng -er-land! Bleeeeurgh! (wretching violently as he projectile vomits onto a Spanish policeman) Eeeen-gerl-and!”

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