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BREAKING: 90 People Killed Truck Attack in Nice France Bastille Day

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If there ever was reason to shut down the porous Schengen zone, another attack has occurred in Nice, France.

Many people have died as a truck ploughed into a crowd of people, according to BFM TV 30-50 have been killed.

“Everyone was bleeding,” a source has revealed.

The Bastille day events have now been marred by the terrorist act.

GRAPHIC AFTERMATH VIDEO Viewer Discretion Advised here

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Top 5 Casino Portals for 2016

 

 

Casino portals are considered websites that provide valuable and honest information regarding online casinos, operators’ reliability, casino bonus offers and so on.

Even though many players fail to recognise the importance of casino portals, they are actually crucial to finding a trustworthy casino operator where you’ll be able to play the best games on the market, claim generous bonuses as well as be able to cash out your winnings.

Therefore, instead of listing the top casino operators currently active on the Internet, we decided to make a list of the top 5 casino portals where you can educate yourself on online gaming and find reputable online casino destinations.

The criteria we used include credibility, quality of content and objectivity.

 

Casinoshortlist.org

Casinoshortlist.org is definitely one of the best casino portals out there. The site, first of all, tends to list only the top operators and therefore players can choose really any of the destinations featured there and expect a high quality gaming experience. Secondly, this portal has three different sections: one for Canadian casinos; one for UK casinos and one for US casinos. This means that players worldwide can easily search through sites that accept players from their country without spending time on operators that are off limits. Finally, all reviews on Casinoshortlist.org are extensive and well organised. For example, this review of Wild Jackpots states the number of games, provides info on customer service and banking methods as well as gives a general overview of the site.

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AskGamblers.com

One of the most recognisable casino portals AskGamblers.com was recently sold for a head-spinning amount of 15 million Euros. This is more than enough to understand the potential this portal has and how much it is appreciated by players. Its main pros are the detailed casino ratings or a large number of casinos. Unlike other portals that focus only on 20 or 30 sites, AskGamblers.com tries to review as many casinos as possible, regardless whether they are considered reliable or scam. The portal also has a news section where players can find latest industry news as well as check out newest promotions. In other words, they can find everything they need at one place.

 

PureMicrogaming.com

Just like you can guess by the name of this casino portal, it’s focused on Microgaming powered gaming sites. If you’re a fan of the provider and want to read information about its latest games, progressive jackpots and bonus offers, PureMicrogaming.com is certainly the place to be. Aside from general information on the platform and its products, the site also provides a large number of casino and mobile casino reviews. Moreover, the reviews are well categorised and thus visitors can easily find reviews of Flash casinos, Live Dealer casinos, New casinos and so on. Say “goodbye” to endless research and headache since PureMicrogamin.com has got you covered.

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WorldCasinoDirectory.com

Similar to AksGamblers.com, WorldCasinoDirectory.com tends to cover pretty much all gaming sectors. This site is made of several sections and each is focused on a different aspect of gaming. Therefore, visitors of this casino portal not only can find detailed reviews of online operators, but also they can read more about brick and mortar gaming properties, latest bonus offers, casino games and industry news. WolrdCasinoDIrectory.com is a good portal for those that want to stay well informed, regardless whether their top interest is online gaming, gaming regulations or revenue reports.

 

AustralianCasinoClub.com

Even though primarily focused on Australian players, AustralianCasinoClub.com offers a wide range of useful information to all gamblers. In addition to providing in-depth reviews of casinos that welcome Aussie customers, this portal offers monthly top casino picks as well as useful tips on choosing the right online casino, info on progressive jackpots and overviews of software providers. Therefore, Australian or not, you can definitely educate yourself on pretty important topics at Australian. CasinoClub.com.

Well, these are the top five casino portals we believe deserve your trust and attention.

All of them are reliable and provide objective reviews on operators, meaning with their help not only you’ll be able to find trustworthy casinos, but also learn which operators should be avoided.

Plus, all of them have tons of valuable tips that can help you better understand gaming and make the most out of casino bonus offers.

 

 

Labour Party: Angela Gaffe Eagle Above Satire

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“We’ve got a rug muncher after Corbyn’s blood. She’s like a rabid mosquito with a shrieking whiny voice that screams every time she opens her awful gaffe prone mouth,” one Labourite said describing Angela Eagle.

One could say the Labour party is a very dangerous political entity, because it is very hard to get rid of rogue leaders once they are entrenched within the framework. The party is trying everything to get rid of Jeremy Corbyn but nothing is working.

Will Angela Eagle succeed in her voracious pursuit of Corbyn and his multitude of followers? Let us sincerely hope not because having to listen to her awful shrill voice all day long will make people literally commit suicide.

“What an awful woman Angela Eagle is. I’d rather stick spikes in my ears than listen to her speak another word, common as muck, she probably squats behind the podium and lets one out before her performance. A bull dyke Rottweiler on acid, someone needs to shut that awful noise up sharpish,” another desperate Labour reveller said holding his ears.

Foreign Office: BoJo Strikes Gold

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What was Boris to do? But look at him now, the cat that got the cream. The new PM, Theresa May has given BoJo a plummy job as Foreign Secretary, and this is a reward befitting such a colourful character as Boris.

One can imagine his tongue falling out on the table when he was summoned up yesterday knowing full well he would be awarded a Cabinet role.

First things first, poor old Boris had to extricate that dastardly dagger from his back, and there were many pulls until it was finally out. Why not stick it in the slime ball Osborne or that calculating Machiavelli Gove. Well, looks like Boris won’t have to as George Gideon Osborne has been unceremoniously sacked as Chancellor and Gove is nowhere to be seen, a pariah in the Conservative party.

Ah, Foreign Secretary, travelling to all these exotic places, dinner, and of course a different flavour of pussy cat at every destination.

Well done Boris.

Goodbye Dodgy Dave You Will Not Be Missed

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The only accomplishment David Cameron is worthy of acknowledgement was his reluctant acceptance of a promised EU referendum, otherwise he will be known as a wishy-washy socialist PR man with little truth in his actions. Modelled on Tony Blair, David Cameron is the consummate liar who treated the British people and Britain’s sovereignty with contempt and disdain during his short tenure.

One of the greatest crimes committed on Britain by David Cameron has been the indignity foisted upon the armed forces, under his tenure they have been stripped to the bone and are a basic shell of what they used to be. Cameron’s actions have left Britain weak in International standing and vulnerable to outside attack.

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Cameron, a staunch Europhile, conducted a treacherous EU referendum campaign utilising government departments and the BBC against the public to effectively commit treason. The daily scaremongering stories pumped incessantly into the media by Cameron and the bulbous nosed Chancellor Osborne were a disgrace to politics and Britain. It’s a good thing his dirty tricks were revealed and seen through by the majority of the British people who subsequently voted to leave the EU.

Not only has Cameron betrayed his country and was willing to sell out the United Kingdom for a pittance to Brussels, but he has betrayed his own party. His actions split the Conservative party and it may never recover.

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Naturally, the perpetually out-of-touch Cameron, on his way out, is claiming he saved the UK economy from certain Labour destruction. Yes, of course taking away budgets from the most vulnerable in society will bring more money into the coffers, but the truth is Britain’s budget deficit has risen under the Cameron government and Britain has been forced to borrow more to shore up the budget black hole.

Cameron tried to renege on his EU referendum promise many times, but his election depended on the promise, and this is the only reason he was elected in in the first place. If Labour had won under the insipid Marxist Ed Miliband, there would not have been an EU referendum, and the country would have been condemned to another worthless profligate Labour nightmare made worse by being under the EU, so that is the only thing Cameron was useful for. Although Cameron agreed to an EU referendum, he never in his wildest dreams thought the result would be to leave, and his arrogance got the better of him in the end.

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The disparity between the Labour socialists and David Cameron’s ideology are too thin, microscopic to even be labelled as different, and this is why Cameron is the Conservative’s premier fully socialist prime minister. If one digs deeper, Cameron is most certainly a Marxist at heart, because he was willing to betray Britain to the EU Marxist construct. Cameron was willing to throw away Britain’s currency, its armed forces, the monarchy, and ultimately its sovereignty to Brussels. For this alone, he will go down in British history as a treacherous appeaser to the Soviet EU and its Marxist ideologies of collectivism and complete totalitarian control.

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David Cameron, is a weasel who nearly took Britain into an EU nightmare, who willingly lied to the British people with a £9 million taxpayer funded propaganda leaflet and used government institutions and experts to try to push his treachery onto the voting public. Cameron colluded with business leaders when he was meant to be negotiating with the EU thus misleading parliament. He extended the voter registration period so more Remain voters could vote. He was responsible for EU citizens being sent polling cards for the EU referendum. He was responsible for dodgy instructions urging voters to tick the remain box on postal voting cards.

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You are a disgrace, a shameful duplicitous disgrace to the nation and if Britain were at a time of war, you would be detained for High Treason.

We shall never forget what you tried to do to the UK.

Never forget!

 

Black Lives Only Matter if Shot By White Cops

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Most blacks die from being shot by other blacks, and their lives don’t seem to matter.

It’s only when a black is shot by a white policeman that his life seems to have some worth amongst the black community and left wing activists.

LaQuan DeShawn III, a gang member from Chicago revealed: “A black person’s life is worthless in America unless he get shot by a white cop. I could go out into the hood right now and shoot three or four niggas. Black Lives Matter crew would not want to know. I could call ’em up and show them the video, they still would not want to know. That’s because a, I’m black, and b, I ain’t a white cop.”

93% of black homicide  victims from 1980 through 2008 were killed by black offenders

The Soros funded BLM group are only interested in blacks who die at the hands of white policemen, they are not interested in the fact that black on black crime is by far the largest element of national statistics.

It is this inherent hypocrisy which defines Black Lives Matter, and all the other offshoot left wing groups.

By only singling out a very small minority in black deaths, groups like BLM relegate all other black deaths to nothing.

Over the past 35 years in America, an estimated 324,000 blacks have been killed at the hands of fellow blacks.

Au Revoir Leadsom Hello May

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The augurs did not bode well from the beginning, and although Leadsom was a worthy Brexiteer, the underlying forces under Theresa May were far stronger.

There are however fears of a watered down Brexit, as May is the choice of Cameron and Osborne, but this ‘difficult lady’ is maybe what is needed under the challenging circumstances we all find ourselves in.

Could Leadsom have done the job? Probably not, simply borne of the fact that no one really knows who Leadsom is, and she had no real experience within high government.

Britain will soon have its second female PM, an accompaniment to a coming female U.S president, a female German Chancellor, a female IMF head, and a female head of the Federal Reserve. Either things are going very well in the world, or this is reason to believe that we’re all fucked.

Hail Theresa May! You better do a proper Brexit or you’ll have to deal with some very angry people amongst the population including members of the Daily Squib armed with custard pies.

Black Lives Matter: African Americans Committing Majority of Crimes

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The statistics speak for themselves. African Americans make up only 13% of the U.S population yet according to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People(NAACP), African Americans constitute nearly 1 million of the total 2.3 million incarcerated population, and have nearly six times the incarceration rate of whites.

Most gun crime is committed by African Americans. The firearm homicide rate among black men aged 20-29 is about 89 per 100,000. To put that fact in some international perspective, in Honduras—the country with the highest recorded homicide rate—there were 90.4 intentional murders per 100,000 people in 2012. That includes all means, not just firearm homicides.

Most violent crime is committed by African Americans. During the 2012/2013 period, blacks committed an average of 560,600 violent crimes against whites, whereas whites committed only 99,403 such crimes against blacks. This means blacks were the attackers in 84.9 percent of the violent crimes involving blacks and whites.

Most black on black gang violence. Chicago: 75% of murdered are black, 71% of murderers are black.

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There is no doubt, and the statistics reveal quite clearly that African Americans commit a vast amount of crime in America.

According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, despite making up 13% of the U.S. population, African Americans committed 52 per cent of homicides recorded in the data between 1980 and 2008.

It is also a logical conclusion that through the sheer amount of crime African Americans generate in America, that they come into contact with law enforcement who try to stop them committing all these crimes.

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To argue that African Americans are unfairly targeted by law enforcement is a false argument, because it is the African Americans who create the violence and crime in the first place.

It therefore should be the onus of the African Americans to stop their crime and violent behaviour and robbery before being left alone by law enforcement.

You create this, and it is not the other way around.

African Americans are the creators of their own fate.

When Will the Real America Wake UP?

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How many police officers have to die, shot to death needlessly in the line of duty for anything to happen?

Any traffic stop or any meeting in the public could turn out deadly and this is why the U.S police are so touchy when dealing with incidents.

We must think of these police officers and their families who have seen immense tragedy in only a single day.

Five policemen were killed, and eleven seriously injured.

Where is the real America? Where are the real Americans who love their country? Are you asleep or are you awake to what is going on?

There is a crossroads. You can take one road and find peace, or you can take the same path you have taken time and time again and remain in tortuous pain.

There are many who feel entitled, they feel entitled to commit crimes over and over again and when they are stopped and questioned by officers of the law they blame other factors to their incarceration. These people feel entitled and they feel as if they are owed something they never earned. They feel anger towards the police when it is their own problem and nothing to do with the police.

To all of you who feel you are entitled to special treatment purely because of reasons you percieve, you are not entitled. You have to work like any other person irrespective of birth. You have to get an education, get a job and look after your own family not relying on the state or life of crime.

Until these ideals are instilled in some factions of the community there will be a constant drag on society, where those who are left behind, uneducated, ignorant and perpetually angry cause more mayhem than is worth.

You are not entitled to anything. Get a job. Get an education. Educate your family. Instil the tenets of hard work. You are not owed anything.

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Eye For an Eye: BLM Allegiance Snipers Murder Five Police

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America could now be entering a time of guerrilla warfare brought on by a series of murders by snipers killing five serving policemen, injuring eleven.

After the high profile deaths of two African American males on Thursday, it seems that anything goes.

This new stage in American racial tensions is a well organised operation conducted by individuals whose sole purpose is to murder and maim police officers.

The folly of such an operation is that the police officers in Dallas or any other city in America have nothing to do with any African American deaths that occurred recently and to target them is simply an act of extreme stupidity.

Police officers, especially in America, put their lives at risk every day in service to the public and this act of needless aggression by these internal terrorists is a very dangerous precedent in public civility.

All the shooters are known to be African American.