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Remain Voters Welcome in Siberia Says Putin

 

 

Russian president Vladimir Putin is offering those who voted to remain in the EU, a plot of land in the Siberian peninsula of Yamal.

Speaking from his dacha, the president said he is willing to offer the remainers sanctuary from the Britain they hate so much.

Each ex-patriot will receive a plot of land equalling 20 hectares of frozen tundra land so they cannot grow crops or tend to livestock.

“We give you a hut on your plot of land and what you do with it is your own business. You can hunt reindeer sometimes,” a Russian official revealed on Thursday.

The Yamal peninsula has many sink holes so Europhiles will have to be careful while taking those long cold walks in the permafrost landscape.

In addition to the sink holes, there are large deposits of natural methane gas which sometimes leak from the ground, so be careful lighting up those cigars.

To apply for a plot of land, all Remain voters have to do is travel to Novyy Urengoi with your bags and speak to someone about getting your free land.

Good Luck

Gove Falls On His Own Sword

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Gove’s major mistake was the calculated front stage assassination of Boris Johnson which was deemed brutally ruthless even for Conservative standards of cruelty. For a start, if you’re going to take someone out, you need to do it without others knowing you were responsible, and although the Boris Johnson hit had the fingerprints of Osborne all over the knife, we only saw Gove digging the dagger in.

There are also elements of class involved within the murderous fight to the top, where Johnson’s Eton class is deemed above that of Gove, it is seen as inconceivable to have him brought down by the lower Gove. This naturally did not play well in the scheme of things.

Michael Gove will most probably have ample time to think during his summer holiday with his friend George Osborne and their respective families.

We are now stuck with a Theresa May candidate who will probably not trigger Article 50 and is a Remainer, and Andrea Leadsom, who we know very little about apart from her soft stance towards a Brexit that may never actually happen and a dubious CV.

The dangers of referenda is that they are at risk of events that occur after they happen. We have seen numerous times where referendums in Europe have been overturned or derailed by the political class, and as soon as Cameron resigned he calculated there would be upheaval thus resulting in an opportunity to ruin the EU referendum result and halt a Brexit.

As far as we can see, there will not be a Brexit anytime soon, simply for the reason that there are no candidates who will exercise it. If by some off chance there is a Brexit, it will be a watered down affair where there will be an increase in migration and ties to the EU regulatory laws will not be cut.

We could of course have an overt looking Brexit, with covert control from Brussels. This is the colonial model, where Imperialistic governments looked like they ceded control to a national government yet still were at the centre of governmental and economic control.

Call it a stitch up, these last few months have all been a theatrical waste of time and have achieved pretty much nothing.

#AltonSterling U.S. Summer Shooting Season Extravaganza Begins in Earnest

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Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the guns come out in the hot balmy Louisiana nights to shoot blacks in the chest and cause a big protest from the black community because some upstanding citizen got shot arguing with cops and resisting arrest.

If you’re a white cop and you see some burly chap selling illegal CDs outside a shop and waving a gun around, be sure to put a few shots in the guy’s chest and back to see if he moves after that.

Officer John Schutter, 39, revealed what happens: “It’s like hunting season except we got us some burly black folk to shoot. The protests always happen after the shooting and we get put on fully paid administrative leave. For us that just means BBQ time while the dindus riot.”

As the twitter hashtags multiply in ferocity, and the Black Lives Matter crew get into gear, be sure to break out the Schlitz and popcorn for another season.

Naturally Alton Sterling will be made out to be a boy scout who never did nothing wrong to anyone apart from having a charge sheet as long as his arm. If it was a black officer who shot the man, no one would hear another word.

•9/09/96 aggravated battery
•10/31/97 2nd degree battery
•1/06/98 simple battery
•5/04/00 public intimidation
•9/20/00 carnal knowledge of a juvenile
•9/04/01 domestic violence
•5/24/05 burglary of an inhabited dwelling place
•7/11/05 receiving stolen things
•9/12/05 burglary of inhabited dwelling place
•3/17/06 simple criminal damage to property, simple robbery, simple theft, drug possession, misrepresentation during booking, simple battery, aggravated battery
•4/12/06 aggravated battery, simple criminal damage to property, disturbing the peace, unauthorized entry
•4/04/08 domestic abuse battery
•6/03/09 resisting an officer, drug possession, receiving stolen things, possession of stolen firearm, illegal carrying of a weapon with CDs, sound reproduce without consent
•10/12/09 illegal carrying of weapon, marijuana possession
•8/13/15 failure to register as a sex offender
•4/08/16 failure to register as a sex offender
•6/14/16 ecstasy and marijuana possession

Blair Driven From Central London Mansion to Chilcot Inquiry in 45 Minutes

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Tony Blair’s chauffeur driven Bentley arrived at the venue for the Chilcot inquiry in 45 minutes.

“From getting into the vehicle and moving off into traffic, it took 45 minutes and 12 seconds to arrive at the Chilcot Inquiry. The Blair mansion in Central London, one of many in the Blair’s portfolio, was undergoing a multi million pound basement renovation. In under three minutes, Blair avoided protesters outside his mansion as he sped off with his bodyguards and chauffeur. In under 14 minutes, the vehicle was on the main road on its way to Chilcot. Traffic was at a medium level and by 26 minutes past, Blair’s luxury car had passed through Marble Arch, and entered the final stretch. At 34 minutes, four Iraqi war veterans stood in front of the Blair car. Tony Blair told his chauffeur to go straight through the veterans, and the wheelchairs. At 38 minutes, a protest of forty Iraqis tried to surround the vehicle where Blair was sitting. He immediately ordered his bodyguards to beat the Iraqis away with the Arabic word ‘Imshi’ and wooden sticks. The Blair car arrived at the Chilcot Inquiry venue at around 45 minutes and Tony Blair was immediately swept into the building without further incident,” a Sky reporter who reported from the scene reported.

Gender Fluids Afraid of Plug Holes and Drains

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Dr. Erasmus Kotero, has found a new phenomena across the Gender Fluid community of  young people across the state.

“They’re afraid of plug holes and drains. A lot of them cannot bathe because they feel they may be sucked down into the drainage system when their Gender Fluids activate. We had one patient who identifies as a male on Tuesdays but on Wednesday likes to identify as non cis gender stat acronymus portens. The fear of being sucked down drains increases as they activate their Super Gender Status after reading more literature made up from psychiatrists. Plug holes have to be covered up and disguised, such is the fear level. Patient Z, a student at UCLA had to be rescued from a shower room last week when they started to block the drains with furniture causing major blockages in the sewer system. This action alone cost the state $3.8 million to rectify. So, you can see it is a costly affair.”

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Subject X, a hysterical student at San Francisco university commented: “It goes down! The water goes down the plug hole into the drain. Eaaargh! It goes down drop by drop sucking up my gender fluids. Argh! Argh! Eaaargh! No shower. No washy! No showers or bath! Sucked down into the drain!”

Naive Socialist Swedes Reap What they Sow

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With over forty instances of indecent groping, five rapes and a spate of other sexually motivated crimes over the weekend committed by ravenous migrants on young beautiful Swedish women, the socialists may one day wake up to the reality of their situation, although it is highly unlikely.

The Cologne grope-fest should have been a wake up call across Europe but it was swiftly swept under the carpet.

In 2015, 163,000 migrants mostly from Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria came to Sweden, were welcomed with open arms.

The naivety of the Swedes is that they have open borders welcoming anyone who comes, without thought as to how their country, which has a population of only 9.6 million people will be affected. It is this ultimate naive ignorance to the wide world and its many problems that could cause some problems in the future.

Not all migrants should be demonised as groping miscreants raping and pillaging their way through a bevy of wholesome Swedish buxom blondes, but there is an element of Islamic conquest to some migrants entrenching themselves into the land of ‘easy Swedish pussy’ as they see it.

socialistisk utopi

Gangs of marauding Islamic youths have only ever seen women in burqas, when they are suddenly confronted by a parade of blonde svelte Amazonian ladies smiling and welcoming them, a collective madness embroils their testosterone fuelled selves, they are blinded by pure lust. To see the silk skinned, fair, women, where their own are usually hairy brutes creates an uncontrollable madness. The feeling of invincibility as well in a society of socialist ideals where criminals have lenient sentences, and their crimes absolved because the socialists say they had a hard up bringing also engenders a feeling of unaccountability. You see socialism protects the criminal, it protects the rapist and gives them rights, because it can always be argued by clever socialist lawyers and law makers that these people have more rights than their victims.

Enjoy your open door Sweden, the attacks will keep on coming, and coming, and even then, your socialist ideals will ignore them, brush them under a carpet, and even justify them.

 

Happy Fourth of July in an Irrelevant America

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Why is America now an irrelevant nation?

There are numerous factors to illustrate the point. The first being that American military might is dwindling. When was the last time America won a war?

Secondly, American culture is dead. There is no American cultural icon any more. Popular culture has been watered down to levels below any meter. The American music industry is dead, and Hollywood has been reduced to churning out mediocre superhero films en masse. A cultural malaise of rotten mediocrity and banality pervades the nation and is now mirrored in its entertainment.

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Thirdly, America’s infrastructure is crumbling and old. Arrive at most American airports and you see the facade of an ageing decrepit nation, lights flickering, old stained carpets as the fat grotesque people meander through the turnstiles. The roads of California are cracked, the bridges of New York faltering under the constant weight of traffic, the border towns overcrowded hell holes full to the brim with migrants urinating on residential garden lawns,  there is no funding left to tackle anything any more.

If you can’t look after yourself, how are you going to look after others? Obama, doesn’t care any more, but the truth is, he probably never cared in the first place. The lame duck president had his sights set predominantly on gays and bolstering his voter base with EBT. Obama detests America and everything it stands for, and here it is today, in its tired, irrelevant state, a sad shadow of its former self being hated upon by its own president.

obama-america

What is America’s purpose? To police the world? To use up 60% of the earth’s resources whilst pumping out massive carbon emissions and poisons into the atmosphere? To churn out awful superhero movies blighting the global media with formulaic throwaway films made for the infantile and permanently dumbed down audiences?

That is what America is right now. It has no direction and is profoundly ashamed of its own existence. The McMansions, the McDonalds all old tired concepts that spew mediocre excreta out into the world. There is no pride in dysfunction and permanent decrepit decomposition.

american guns

And what of the Trump? Will he save America from itself? If Donald Trump had the capability to do anything for America, he would destroy it once and for all and leave it as a failed concept that never quite got off the ground. If he ever becomes president, which is highly unlikely, Donald Trump will bring war to America, somewhere along the line he’s going to rub some wild coyote up the wrong way and either destroy it from the inside or the outside.

What about Hillary Clinton? Ultimately America’s first woman president. Either a set up for chump status and someone to blame on when things go wrong or someone who can actually make a difference.

Either way, America is fucked. See y’all on the next Fourth of July.

Remainers Should Renounce British Citizenship and Apply to Live in Germany

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For all you Lord and Lady Haw Haws of Britain who voted to remain, you can renounce your British citizenship, learn to speak German, and go to live in Deutschland.

If you live in Germany already you may even be offered dual citizenship in the future.

If you voted to remain in the EU, some would say you hate Britain and its history and are effectively nothing more than a traitor, although this could be true, there were many who voted to remain in the EU who did not know the reason for doing so. They were most probably the brainwashed youth who have been through the eurocentric education system and are not only naive to the machinations of the EU, but have very little understanding of any political process or ideology.

If you hate Britain so much, you are now welcome to denounce British citizenship and live in Germany where you will be able to live the life you want in the EU.

It is your choice and whatever your decision please just fuck off and stop your incessant whining.

 

Whitewash Chilcot Inquiry a Disgrace to Justice and Law

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There is no doubt that Tony Blair, the former prime minister, who took Britain into an unjustified Iraq war, and is the direct cause for what is going on now in the Middle East with ISIS, is above the law.

The Chilcot Inquiry which has taken years to be published is a document not worth the paper it is printed on.

Tony Blair Iraqi Child

By escaping any justice to his crimes during the Iraq war, Tony Blair has escaped once again and will never be brought to heel for his crimes against humanity.

To see Tony Blair at the Hague would be the only form of justice that would be commensurate to his crimes, however that will never happen either.

No one will ever truly know what happened to Dr. David Kelly, or the decisions that circumvented the law to go to war, or the prior planning up to one year before the decision to attack and invade Iraq was made.

Tony Blair can once again breathe a sigh of relief. He truly got away with it and is effectively above the law.

Brexit At Risk: Pro-EU Leadsom and May Versus Brexiteer Gove

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Andrea Leadsom was extremely pro-EU in 2013, and even though she was involved in the Leave campaign, there are serious doubts to her vision of a valid Brexit.

Theresa May has backed out of repealing the ECHR, and has also said that mass migration should continue into Britain post Brexit.

These candidates present a watered down Brexit vision where Britain will still be under the thumb of the EU and nothing will change.

On the other side of the coin is the now unpopular Michael Gove, who spectacularly leaped over former candidate Boris Johnson using rather underhand techniques. Despite his ruthless campaign, Gove is a real Brexiteer who is more than capable of taking the PM job and exercising a proper Brexit.

There is further danger for Brexit from Tony Blair who is now saying that Brexit should simply be ignored and Britain should remain in the EU. Blair’s despicable stance on the democratically won EU referendum is a disgusting vindictive position that is an affront to democracy. If Remain had won by a small margin, he would not be saying that the result should be ignored.

Unfortunately for Brexit, there are many in the Conservative party who wanted to remain in the EU, which may impact on the Tory leadership contest and destroy a real implementation of leaving the EU.