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BREAKING: Peaceful Protestors Now Shooting at Police in Los Angeles

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The supposedly “peaceful” protests in Los Angeles have taken a deadly turn, with live firearms being discharged at the police and National Guard who are trying to keep the peace.

Mayor Karen Bass and Governor Gavin Newsom wrongly stated that the protests were “peaceful” and that President Trump had overreached with Federal assistance by deploying the National Guard and Marines, this was despite much arson, vandalism, violence and looting of local businesses. The latest escalation now involves live firearms being discharged at law enforcement officers.

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My Job Tax Policies Have Increased Unemployment by 4.6%

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Comrades, today I announce more wonderful news about the economy. Because of my punitive job taxes on Soviet British businesses, unemployment is up by a walloping 4.6%. How good is that?

Not only are businesses dumping staff, but they are not hiring any more, and it’s all because of my “growth” policies. You see, I’m growing the unemployment level.

The lovely people at the ONS have also released figures that job vacancies fell by 63,000 — the lowest since April 2021. This is a great sign that the vile capitalist remnants of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain are dying a slow, protracted death thanks to my anti-business policies.

The wealthy have all left the PRSB, as well, so there will never be any trickle-down economics in this country ever again.

Our interest payments on Soviet Britain’s debt are also on the up at £4.3 billion per month. Comrades, it’s okay though, I will be borrowing more so that our debt levels increase further. I’m good with numbers. 2+2=3

Hope to bring you more great news next week, ta ra for now and fuck off to the back of the unemployment queue.

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RONALD BUMBLENIPPOLES, 12, OF MICHAEL FOOT AVENUE, GRIMTHORPE, SECTOR 54, HAS BEEN AWARDED A BOX OF USED TOILET PAPER AND A BAG OF USED CONDOMS, ALONG WITH 0.034 GRAMS INCREASE IN BUTTER RATIONS. LAST TUESDAY HE REPORTED HIS BROTHER, SISTER, MOTHER, FATHER, GRANDFATHER AND UNCLE FOR CURSING THE NAME OF COMMISSAR REEVES WHEN THEY ALL LOST THEIR JOBS BECAUSE OF THE PUNITIVE JOB TAXES CREATED TO GROW THE ECONOMY. THEY WERE ALL LIQUIDATED AT GRIMSBY NET ZERO PROCESSING CENTRE 3LX ON WEDNESDAY MORNING. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

 

Yes, summer’s here! This is why we are here for it! Let’s get it on.

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There’s something about summer that just hits differently. The second the clouds part and the sun makes an appearance, everything starts to change. People smile more, music feels better, drinks taste sweeter, and the vibe. Well, it gets a whole lot friskier, time to get my poppers UK out of my bedroom drawer and take them out! We wait all year for this burst of heat and freedom—and now that it’s finally here, we’re ready to make every moment count.

From the first rays of sunshine peeking through your window to the long, golden evenings that seem to stretch forever, summer has a magical way of putting us all in the mood. For what exactly? That’s the best part—whatever you want.

Goodbye winter blues, hello cheeky moods

Let’s be honest—winter can be a bit of a buzzkill. The heavy coats, the short days, the endless grey skies… not exactly the sexiest of seasons. But summer? Summer throws open the windows, peels off the layers, and says, “Go on, live a little.”

And we do. We start to feel ourselves again. More confident, more relaxed, and more up for a good time. Our adult toys box can go into hiding, and we go out looking for the real thing. Of course, it is also time to stock up on some of the best poppers.

Whether it’s a beach trip, a city break, or just dancing at a festival until the sun comes up, something about summer unleashes our playful side. Suddenly, a simple iced coffee feels like a celebration, a picnic in the park turns flirty, and even a walk through town becomes a runway strut.

Everyone’s hot, and not just because of the weather

Let’s talk about the glow-up. Summer bodies, sure—but more importantly, summer energy. There’s an electricity in the air. Maybe it’s the vitamin D, maybe it’s the tiny shorts, or maybe it’s the fact that people finally start showing some skin and some sass. Either way, the streets start looking like a scene from a music video, and let’s just say—we’re not angry about it.

Whether you’re single, taken, or just vibing with yourself, the whole season is one big flirt-fest. Parks become prime people-watching zones. Rooftop bars feel like adult playgrounds. And those long, lazy afternoons? They’re perfect for finding a little… company.

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Holidays are booked, and so are we

Summer means holidays, and holidays mean freedom. You’ve got your suitcase half-packed in your head already, don’t you? Sunscreen, shades, swimwear—and maybe a few adult essentials, just in case things heat up. Whether you’re jetting off to a sun-drenched island or just heading down to Brighton for the weekend, getting away is the perfect excuse to let loose.

There’s something about being in a new place, surrounded by new faces, that makes us bolder. You strike up conversations you wouldn’t normally. You say yes to that pool party invite. You wear that outfit that felt a bit too daring last year. You go for it. Because why not? Summer gives you permission to step out of your comfort zone and into a whole new kind of fun.

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Festivals, pride, and full-on fun

Of course, summer’s not just about beach getaways—it’s festival season, baby. Music festivals, Pride events, open-air raves—you name it. And let’s be honest, they’re as much about the people as they are about the playlists. The freedom, the fashion, the flirtation—there’s something magical about dancing in a crowd of happy humans under the open sky.

Pride, especially, brings a special kind of joy. It’s a time for being unapologetically you, surrounded by love, glitter, and good vibes. Whether you’re marching, mingling, or just soaking it all in, Pride events are the ultimate celebration of freedom, sexuality, and togetherness. And if you happen to meet someone while waving your rainbow flag? Even better.

Inhibitions? Never heard of her.

Here’s the thing: summer doesn’t just make us want to have fun—it gives us permission to. It’s like the sun burns away all the rules and second-guessing. You stop overthinking. You say yes more. You chase the moment and maybe explore things you would normally not. It is adult time, baby!

Maybe it’s dancing barefoot at 2AM. Maybe it’s a spontaneous hookup that turns into a weekend fling. Maybe it’s just treating yourself to new toys, poppers, outfits, or experiences that help you reconnect with your desires. Whatever your summer looks like, don’t hold back. You deserve every delicious second.

This is your summer

So, what’s the plan? Are you hitting a sun-soaked rooftop party? Booking a last-minute escape to somewhere steamy? Throwing yourself into the Pride season headfirst? Or just enjoying the feeling of sunshine on your skin, no responsibilities, and the promise of a long, hot season of adult fun?

Whatever you do, make it yours. Go bold. Say yes. Flirt, laugh, explore, and maybe take a few sexy risks. Life’s too short to sit on the sidelines—and summer’s too sweet to spend indoors.

Let the sun shine, let the clothes come off, and let the good times roll. Here’s to the season of no regrets and all the right kinds of trouble. Ready? Let’s get it on and don’t forget to get some excellent poppers at https://www.poppersupershop.com/

Enjoy!

White Flight: Last Remaining Whites in Britain Could Live in Outer Hebrides

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The report that white British people will be a minority in less than 40 years time was a no-brainer, you don’t need to do an expensive study to know that. A Leicester street where there is only one white family left is a harrowing story about the massive influx from Asia and Africa and other third world zones. Britain, thanks to socialist policies, has become a Third World country. Nothing works any more, no one can get a doctor’s appointment and the tiny windy roads are car parks where no one even indicates on a turn or is insured. The schools are full of kids talking foreign languages, the buses and trains smell like body odour and curry, and the universities are full of lucrative foreign students, who, if they were not there, would cause each institution to go belly up. White flight is a very real phenomenon, and it has been happening ever since the mass unfettered influx into these tiny isles. Whites in Britain do not have a future any more.

Can this tragic deletion of an entire race of people ever be reversed? Can white flight be stopped? Well, the only white people breeding are the subclass. The educated middle and upper classes have all but stopped breeding, and even if there was a slight up tick it would not make much of a difference anyway. Because of Labour’s discriminatory anti-aspiration punitive tax schemes, most of the educated professionals, entrepreneurs and millionaires have already left the UK. The Labour government do not make things easier for the population because any form of aspiration or growth is quashed on the spot. What’s the point in making over £100,000 per annum when over 70% of that is removed and given to the feckless, fake asylum seekers, Big State WFH pensions/salaries, or other useless profligate socialist schemes? There is absolutely no point in working hard in modern socialist Britain because you will never get anything for it.

Everyone’s on the take now in Britain. The benefits paid to non-British people in the country every year is £12 billion alone. That’s a very small portion of the massive bills that mass immigration creates, with no benefit to the country’s economy. The country is being bled dry, and soon there will be nothing left. That’s how socialism works, they bleed everything dry until there’s only one penny left, and then everyone’s poor, but here’s the twist — everyone’s equal then. That’s the final insult and the purpose of socialism as a political doctrine — equality. Indeed, there is equality in poverty, one only has to look at Venezuela or Cuba to see that, but of course high party officials there are the only ones who can afford a life of luxury whilst everyone else is piss poor.

Britain has been cursed with socialism ever since the 19th century, and the ultimate goal, as Lenin very firmly stated about socialism, is that it becomes communism. “The goal of socialism is communism.” If you look at history, you can see that socialism always ends in three things: poverty, destruction, and communism. The Great British Empire was killed off by socialists, and even to this day Britain’s last bastions around the world are being plundered and given away at great cost by socialist prime ministers and their decolonisation crusades.

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Britain is now a Third World toilet. It is a dumping ground for the Third World, as they stream across the Channel from France, who are more than glad to have their navy escort the boats across the sea.

There is no hope for Britain, simply because it has been demoralised and defeated from within by soviet political ideologies like socialism and wokism. Its illustrious history is now a faeces splattered stain upon the annals of a time of past greatness, sadly now there is nothing left but mediocre grey monotony in death, a bloated carcass moving with maggots.

What do you do as an Englishman or woman when your entire identity is stripped from you, where you are made to feel ashamed of your ancestors, where your history is disavowed, where even the colour of your skin is now an anomaly in the country your forefathers existed for thousands of years?

The Russians or Chinese do not need to invade Britain to defeat it, because it has been defeated by the socialists, the Marxists, the communists. In fact, the socialists will surrender immediately to their soviet brethren, the Maoist CCP and PLA, if they ever land their boats at Dover. It would be a welcome moment of liberation for the British socialists.

The conquerors of a nation now come in rubber dinghies. They do not have to fight at the Battle of Hastings, they simply paddle over and get a 4-star fucking hotel, benefits, free health care, free money and free housing. No wonder there is white flight when this sort of nonsense is allowed to go on.

Socialism has afforded this insanity, because no one has to fight for anything any more, no one has to earn anything any more and ultimately without these elements of human achievement and aspiration one only gets poverty, mediocrity and a lazy useless pathetic death.

Britain has no future, not under the socialism of Labour, the Conservatives, the Lib Dems, the Marxist Greens or dare we utter the words of the Reform Party who will not be able to change the embedded socialist structures that make up the entire governmental state system. When all the civil servants, the departments, the NHS, the schools, the universities, the unions, the military, the entire fucking structure is socialist, no other political ideology can function over that base. It is nigh on impossible, unless the entire structure, the entire house of cards is demolished from top to bottom and rebuilt brick by brick without socialism, Marxism and communism.

Until then, it will be white flight to the Outer Hebrides for the remaining indigenous Brits, but even that place will eventually be overrun.

US Forces Deploying LRAD Crowd Control Devices in LA Riots

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American security forces are utilising the LRAD (Long-Range Acoustic Device) to control the rioting crowds in Los Angeles.

LRAD (Long-Range Acoustic Device), also known as a sound cannon or acoustic hailing device, is a specialised loudspeaker designed to transmit high-powered sound over long distances for communication or crowd control. It focuses sound in a narrow beam, potentially reaching up to 5,500 meters. LRADs are used by law enforcement, military, and maritime authorities for purposes like crowd management, negotiations, and deterring piracy.

The LRAD produces sound waves within the human hearing range, typically between 20 and 20,000 Hz, in a 30-degree cone.

While designed to be non-lethal, the high decibel levels (up to 160 dB at one meter) can potentially cause hearing damage or discomfort, especially for those in close proximity.

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Experts: Trump Needs to Bring in Martial Law in California

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If Trump does not bring in Martial Law and the Marines into California, especially Los Angeles, his presidency could be over and all his current efforts in pieces, a secretive think tank has revealed.

The only way to kill the snake is to cut its head off.

In this respect, Martial Law would supersede and replace the dysfunctional state governing bodies, and in some cases imprison them for gross negligence and inciting riots. Mayor Bass of the Venceremos Brigade is one of the most divisive Marxist agitators within this internal cabal of figures causing much of the trouble. She and governor Newsome should have been fired after the tragic Los Angeles fires.

Martial Law would also enable the Trump administration to finally clean out the cities within California that are causing the most problems.

The martial law concept in the United States is closely tied with the right of habeas corpus, which is in essence the right to a hearing on lawful imprisonment, or more broadly, the supervision of law enforcement by the judiciary. The ability to suspend habeas corpus is related to the imposition of martial law. Article 1, Section 9 of the U.S. Constitution states, “The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.”

Donald Trump’s administration is “actively looking at” suspending habeas corpus – the right of a person to challenge their detention in court – one of the US president’s top aides has said.

 

Stephen Miller, the White House deputy chief of staff, told reporters on Friday that the US Constitution allowed for the legal liberty to be suspended in times of “rebellion or invasion”. SOURCE

There are limits to martial law in the United States that were set by court decisions made between the American Civil War and World War II. In 1878, Congress passed the Posse Comitatus Act, which, depending on the circumstances, can forbid U.S. military involvement in domestic law enforcement without congressional approval.

Trump may not survive this presidency unless he makes the decision to impose the suspension of habeas corpus immediately but Congress could thwart him.

These riots have been planned and organised very well by organisations paying professional agitators to stir trouble.

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LA RIOTS AGAIN: The Purge On Los Angeles Continues

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The far-leftists and Marxists of America have had enough of the ICE agents trying to remove dangerous criminals from the streets of California. The Purge on Los Angeles continues in earnest, and this time the Trump administration is bringing the National Guard.

Americans voted in large numbers to remove illegal immigrants and dangerous criminals/drug gangs/murderers/rapists/paedophiles, but this action has caused much consternation with the Marxist Democrats who have consciously allowed Los Angeles to become a beacon of crime and homelessness.

The ICE agents are put in danger every day just trying to do their jobs, and the National Guard are there to protect them. The Democrats want the illegal criminals released, some of whom who have crime records extending to huge dossiers. There is little or no logic that drives the Marxists and socialists within the Democrat Party.

It is unfortunate that time is the enemy of this project to cleanse the streets of America with the filth that has been allowed to accrue after decades of mismanagement, globalism and apathy by the far-leftist states. Trump will need more than four years to do the job, or he will have to speed the process up by introducing the US military into these areas of contention.

Mayor Bass (Venceremos Brigade, Cuba), the devout Marxist incompetent DEI implant into the city, was partly responsible for the stunted and inferior response to the recent fires in Los Angeles where billions of dollars of damage occurred. Again, during these current riots, Bass is nothing more than a catalyst. The same goes for the irrelevant Gavin Newsome, who has called for the ICE agents to stand down.

Bass and the Brigade

In the 1970s, Bass participated in the Venceremos Brigade, traveling to Cuba as a young political activist. She was described as a leader of the group in a 1975 communist publication, according to Politico, although her office has denied she ever had that role.

In fact, according to a report published by Tablet Magazine, Bass led the movement’s Southern California operations. In fact, an October 1975 edition of the communist Daily World newspaper described Bass as the “leader of the Venceremos Brigade in southern California.”

Another Ph.D. dissertation documented her as “a ‘brigadista’ and then organizer for the Venceremos Brigades,” saying “Karen visited Cuba every 6 months.”

Bass has stated that her involvement was driven by a desire to build relations between the American and Cuban people, and she has expressed admiration for aspects of the Cuban dictatorship social policies.

U.S. Legislators Linked to the Venceremos Brigade
Several current and former U.S. lawmakers have also been linked to the Venceremos Brigade. According to Reason Magazine, prominent Democratic figures include:

– Gregory Meeks (D-NY), Congressman from New York.
– Barbara Lee (D-CA), former Congresswoman from Northern California.
– Bill Delahunt (D-MA), former Congressman from Massachusetts.
– Leon Panetta (D-CA), former Congressman from California, who later served as Secretary of Defense and Director of the CIA.
– Chris Dodd (D-CT), former Senator from Connecticut.
– Tom Harkin (D-IA), former Senator from Iowa.
Other Prominent Figures Affiliated with the Brigade
Over the years, numerous left-wing academics, activists, and political figures have been affiliated or traveled with the Venceremos Brigade, including:

– Antonio Villaraigosa (D), former Mayor of Los Angeles, who also traveled to Cuba with the Brigade.
– Karen Nussbaum, prominent labor union official and Clinton administration appointee.
– Johnnetta Cole: College president and museum executive.
– Michael Kazin: Historian, professor, and co-editor of Dissent magazine.
– Michael Ratner, former president of the Center for Constitutional Rights.
– Julia Bernal, director of Pueblo Action Alliance, who traveled with the group to Cuba in 2019.
– Susan Rosenberg, a former member of the domestic terrorist group May 19th Communist Organization
– Calla Walsh, former Disney actress and co-chair of the National Network on Cuba (NNOC) has also traveled to Cuba with the VB. Walsh was arrested last year for attacking the offices of an Israeli company in New Hampshire. The former Disney actress and her associates were recently indicted in February by the New Hampshire Justice Department for spray-painting the building, smashing windows, and setting off incendiary devices.

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Others who are fanning the flames of violence are the deranged utterings of the militant Marxist Maxine Waters, who have actively encouraged open combat, and race wars starting.

There is an enemy within the United States of America, and this enemy has infiltrated a legitimate political party. They are disguised as legislators, they move in dark circles, and they could legitimately be classified as enemy combatants and terrorists implanting themselves with the governmental framework of the country.

Until they are all weeded out of government, there will be “no sleep, no peace, no justice!” and they will continue doing what they are doing until America falls completely.

Forget about tariffs for one second Mr. Trump, because you have a far deeper threat with your country than trade deficits, you have an active enemy of America working day and night to kill the country from within.

These people need to be tried in special judicial military courts and put away forever. If Trump does not do something about this imminent threat, not only will the American people needlessly suffer, but the entire USA will ultimately fall.

‘Celebrities’ on Greta Thunberg ‘Selfie Yacht’ Detained

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The self-aggrandising virtue-signalling celebrity ‘selfie yacht’ show with far-leftist icon Greta Thunberg on board is finally over after the Israeli military boarded and detained all on board the vessel.

The “celebrities” on board would be taken to Israel and returned to their home countries, the Israel Foreign Ministry said in a statement.

The flotilla was funded and organised by a man with alleged Hamas connections who operates from London. Zaher Birawi, who was identified as a person with connections to Hamas in Parliament, identifies himself as a “founding member” of the Freedom Flotilla International Coalition, which managed the aid boat Madleen’s voyage.

There was a very minimal amount of food on board the supposed aid vehicle, the remains of which will be distributed in Gaza by real aid organisations, the IDF revealed.

Israel sent 1,200 truckloads of aid into Gaza in the past fortnight, in addition to 11 million meals delivered by the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation. Ironically, the propaganda cruise by the far-leftists and terrorist sympathisers was met with an equally powerful Israeli propaganda push, highlighting the importance of media supremacy in the war of minds.

According to Greta Thunberg, the crew of celebrities were “violently kidnapped” by the Israelis.

Greta Thunberg is currently looking for a new cause after her disastrous hypocritical Instagram yacht disaster. Post your ideas in the comments section.

Globalists Gifted the West With Increased Awareness

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Before the globalists inundated the West with an influx of migration from other parts of the globe simply for economic reasons, there was an insular stance to Europe and the West. The people outside these zones were sort of recognised in a superficial sense, but there was little or no understanding of other cultures by the general populace. There is bliss in ignorance, and the West was particularly protected within this bubble of exclusivity.

Things changed, however, as the engineered deluge of migrants into Europe, UK, Australasia, and North America altered everything profoundly. The formerly insular, blissfully ignorant and privileged West was forced to confront the horror of other cultures, religions, races. Poor countries which had only previously been viewed on Bob Geldof aid relief videos were now emptied, and their inhabitants made a beeline for the West. Invariably this ‘invasion’ was a shock to the system for many, and it still is, but in an educational sense, some people have risen to the challenge of acknowledging that there are other cultures and people out there, mostly not as privileged as Westerners have been for hundreds of years. Before the unfettered deluge upon the now open doors of the West, there was little or no thought that others existed outside the privileged golden barricades.

Of course, there has been the inevitable clash of civilisations, but in the long run, people are people, and it does not matter if their skin is red, purple, green or whatever. Essentially, these are all humans at different stages of development meeting one another in some fashion or other.

Globalism in the economic sense is about taking advantage of previously closed cultures and populations and monetizing these people inclusively into the Western financial networks. Cheap labour is another factor that many Western companies benefitted from, because the pampered Western populations have grown too fat and lazy to do those pesky, nasty menial jobs. Cheap manufacturing by globalist companies within the Third World distribution zones have bloated the bank accounts for these Western companies selling their cheaply made wares to the Western populations with vast profit margins.

In relation to those ‘populist’ politicians who seek to reverse the intermingling of the world, it is going to be very hard for them in the future to turn what the globalists have done. The only way to do this is to forcefully imprison and deport people back to where they came from, or to create a complete police state with checkpoints everywhere. Totalitarianism will have to be adopted, and many freedoms will be lost.

Globalism, could also be categorised as a form of capitalising on overpopulation. That is a crucial part of why the state of the earth is in serious decline. Unfettered breeding by those who cannot sustain themselves or their multitude of children only brings misery and increased poverty to the world. Overpopulation creates war, pestilence, poverty and ultimately the complete destruction of the earth’s finite resources.

Future societies will have to factor in multiple variables within these touchy subjects, and hopefully with the help of AI may be able to save at least a small portion of the earth after the wars eventually die down. The earth’s remaining resources will be fought over fiercely. The hard truth is that through greed, the globalists opened up a can of worms that may invariably lead to the destruction of much of earth’s habitat. The inclusive as opposed to the exclusive are the key to long-term survival, but in moderation and with elements of supreme global control by the remaining faction there will have to be a return to some form of the exclusive as well.

Ignorance is truly bliss.

Elon Musk Will Always Lose to Trump

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Messing with the most powerful man in the world, currently Donald J. Trump, is a serious problem for entrepreneur Elon Musk. The South-African may have some money and tech behind him, but can he trump the Teflon Don?

Kissinger was untouchable in Nixon’s White House because he made himself indispensable after he became National Security Advisor in 1969. That was the crux of the entire situation, because the wily nature of Kissinger to have his hand in every possible part of governmental operations, especially on US foreign policy, meant that if Nixon fired him, the entire executive branch would collapse. Elon Musk, on the other hand, did not take that initiative and was thus dispensible to the Donald.

The greatest part about the Trump administration is the transparency, which is in stark contrast to the fake Biden administration, where he was hidden away for four years whilst others ran the country into the ground and doled out trillions of dollars of freebies. Transparency is messy, but it’s way preferable to the previous Democrat farce.

Things are going to quieten down next week, and the soap opera will be over.

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