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Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

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Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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UK SATIRE NEWS

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

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HELSINKI - EU - A man was roughed up and quickly arrested for his right to free speech as the EU president celebrated the EU championing free speech.

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

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28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

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“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

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Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

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Feel the Force of the Fantastic Four

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Andrew Neil’s Final Nod to Private Eye?

Business

Economists: Prepare For Greece Bailout 4,5 and 6

World

Chinese Officials Reveal Flatulence Ignited Massive Explosion

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Alllivesmatter Protester Beaten to Pulp by Blacklivesmatter Mob

Entertainment

Good News Kardashians Completely Wiped Off Face of Earth

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Donald Trump Transitioning to Be Woman

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Bruce Jenner to Run For President

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Mass Global Migration: An Engineered Cleansing of the West

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Feminists Claim ‘Jack the Ripper’ Was ‘Jackie the Ripper’

Sports

Ashes: Revealed Secrets of the Aussie Batsmen

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Putin: “How About a Game of Russian Chess in the Arctic?”

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH SATIRE NEWS

Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

NEWS BY THE ZEPTOSECOND

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

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DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Experts: UK is Transitioning From Socialism to Full Communism Under Labour

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Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

UK SATIRE NEWS

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

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28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

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Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

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X Platform’s New Filter Turns All Posts into Pirate-Speak, Argh Matey!

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Global Cooperation Is Showing Resilience in the Face of Geopolitical Headwinds