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Experts: Corrupt Remainers Will Have to Stand Aside or Risk Revolution

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Remainers are people bereft of fair minded thought, they are bereft of sportsmanship, they are bereft of accepting a loss graciously, and they are inherently corrupt in their extremist behaviour regarding their opposition to the EU referendum result to leave the EU.

Corrupt behaviour fails at some level eventually as the tricks Remainers utilise to stifle democracy are at some point exhausted.

It is to this end we must feel supremely sorry for these people because their actions are so desperately wrong, and they are so deluded in their ineffectual techniques to destabilise the real will of the people of Britain and that is to leave the EU.

To try to awaken a Remainer from their hive-like programming and institutional allegiance to the EU is a dangerous feat in itself, but one must understand that these people have been programmed in soviet EU ideology from youth, and it is all they know. Much like awakening a sleeping dog, things can get dangerous, as you may get bitten by the vitriolic anger these deluded morons hold.

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Much of the lower tier of Remainers are simply blind followers who do not actually know anything about geopolitics, or the political construct of the EU let alone name a single MEP, or member of the EU Commission. The lower level followers of Remain are usually the brainwashed students you see waving their placards and EU flags outside parliament, they are only concerned with EU free travel, EU study grants, free EU stuff, mobile phone roaming charges and other trivial things.

The higher tier Remainers are only concerned about one thing, above their country’s sovereign status or even their own children, these people are only concerned about money. The EU for them constitutes either blank cheques, funding for their wasteful socialist pet projects, or quiet backhanders and pension funds. They would happily sell their own nation down the line or sell their own children off for medical experiments for money, and these psychopathic Remainers are the ones at the top of the pyramid in parliament and business causing the most trouble. To try to reason with them that they could make even more money under WTO rules, or become even richer when the UK does not send off millions per week into the EU black hole is pretty much an impossibility. These people are entrenched within the EU and their gravy train is more important than anything, least the nation’s sovereign status. These are the Lord and Lady Haw Haws of today.

Treachery is thus the mainstay of the Remainers, and they do this wholeheartedly every day, their spittle furnishing the graves of those who have died for Britain’s freedom, they would happily shit out a turd onto the Cenotaph as long as they could keep their brown envelopes stuffed with EU cash delivered straight from Brussels. Remainers are no doubt treasonous scum, not even fit for any form of trial, but to simply be taken out into the streets where justice would be properly administered.

Without Brexit, without a clean cut, a No Deal clean Brexit, there will be great injustice and anger across the country. This will perhaps be the first and last revolution seen in Britain because its strength will be so fearsome. Remainers are already known, they are shamelessly parading themselves all over the place, and it will no doubt be a messy business, as the gutters fill with their screams of shame. No Deal is the last and only bargaining chip left and it will not be fucked with.

All losers have to stand aside at some time, they will have to do this either with dignity or by force, but Remainers will eventually have to step back, because at the end of the day, they will have no choice, as the revolt will ensure that justice is served, and that democracy is preserved over the corrupt Remainers and their little plots.

No one really wants to see the real or theoretical hanging fruit decorating the lamp posts of Westminster however it is perfectly possible that it could come to that point, especially within the volatile climate we are in where all parliamentary policies of democracy seem to have vanished, because it is then that other ways can be employed to get things done properly. If there is no democracy left in Britain, what is left? Direct action.

New Advert Showcasing Virtues of Toxic Feminism Hailed by Socialists

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A new advert which depicts toxic feminism as the cure for all the world’s ills has been hailed by all mainstream media news sites as well as socialists as a success.

This advert shows that toxic feminism is a beautiful thing because it depicts the death of all men from the earth. The advert promotes that all males should be aborted at birth leaving only females on the planet. It also suggests that all remaining men and boys be put into specialist concentration camps to be killed off by hard work breaking rocks, or simply shot in the head.

The advert, was commissioned by tampon company Crampax and shows a world where there are no men left alive. All the women are living wonderful calm lives knitting and sewing, some are gardening, and others are playing with their daughters. The camera then pans slowly under the ground and shows the bones of men underneath where the women stand. The camera then shows green grass and shrubs growing over the concentration camp barbed wire where the men were held once, and the abandoned abortion hospitals where male babies were aborted before cutting to the Crampax logo and pictures of smiling women.

Directed by Australian extreme feminist Nikita Snatch, for UK agency Endlösung, the advertisement has aired now in over 70 countries to much critical acclaim.

Since the denigration of all men is now normalised, toxic feminism is the defacto norm in all of Western world and is encouraged at all levels of society.

Shares in Crampax are up by 34% since airing the ad.

Endlösung spokeswoman, Kiehl Ullman, is pleased that the advert has received such a pleasing reception: “Predictive programming is something we excel at, and our toxic feminist credo is one that wishes to kill all men on the planet. Forget equality, we want complete superiority and death of all men. Our feminist agenda is supported at the highest levels, so there is no one that can say or do anything about it. Now fuck off, you disgusting toxic masculine piece of shit before I vomit into your face and stab you in the testicles.”

Why the British Parliament is Shunning Democracy and Embracing Feudalism

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The EU referendum held on June 23, 2016 was the largest democratic vote held in history in the British Isles, and was hailed for its adherence to Britain’s democratic values by parliament.

MPs in the Houses of Parliament, before the vote results were announced, guaranteed that the result would be binding and would be honoured in full. The reason for this assurance by the House, was probably because they thought that the Remain in EU contingent would win.

When the results were announced of the EU referendum, everything suddenly changed. Democracy seemed to fly out of the arena, and the result was denounced.

For the last two years since the EU referendum, all we have been seeing and hearing is MPs scrambling to disavow the referendum result to Leave. There have been numerous attempts by other entities at the High Court to bypass the result, and within parliament, characters like Dominic Grieve, and Ken Clark, as well as Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, all vying to destroy the Leave vote.

So what happened to democracy? Did it ever exist in the UK anyway?

We asked a constitutional expert about the value of democracy in Britain.

“Democracy in Britain has only existed if the voter makes the decision that the establishment wants it to make. If the people do not follow their orders when they are herded to make a decision at the polls, then there is an upset, and the process must be repeated until the voters vote the way they are meant to vote. This is how it has been for years, and is not democracy, even though it is called that.”

We are now seeing a similar pattern with the EU referendum, where MPs in parliament are calling for a so-called ‘peoples vote’ because the one that happened on 23 June, 2016 was not to their liking and was not a peoples vote.

Who are the ‘people’ in this new ‘peoples vote’? The newly proposed ‘peoples vote’ is populated solely by establishment elites, and not the people, it is populated and led by banking corporations like Goldman Sachs and financier George Soros. It is populated by extremist Remainers from the left and right, like Blair, Clark, Grieve, Hammond. These names are certainly nothing to do with the people, and it is populated by the likes of the EU Commission, an unelected elite troupe of overpaid eurocrats who have such large expense account bills funded by EU taxpayers, that they dare not have the numbers published. This element of elitist individuals and banking corporations are certainly not of the ‘people’, in fact, they fucking hate the ‘people’.

To see the braindead NPCs congregating in the streets chanting to anti-Brexit scripts given to them by their elite masters, is a sad sight to behold, but it tells us another thing about the state of Britain’s democracy today, that there is no democracy, and we are actually living in a feudal system where the illusion of ‘democracy’ is touted in front of the audience, but like a mirage it is an unattainable thing that no one can actually grasp.

We have seen how ‘democracy’ works in parliament with the Speaker of the House, John Bercow, who simply supersedes the law, to bypass any aspirations of a Brexit happening. This is certainly not democracy, and anyone who says it is is either lying or extremely deluded.

We are not living in a democracy where at every turn one is confronted by images and terrifying stories of Project Fear. The sky will fall if there is a Brexit, and the ground will open up spurting lava into your face. No deal…Aaargh! There will be thunderous clouds, no food or water and your dog will suddenly drop dead. Much like the Y2K saga, so is the No Deal Project Fear a joke. Fear is what the feudal lords used in the past to control the serfs, and it is what they are doing today. Feudalism is alive and well in Britain today, and there is no democracy, and has not been for some time.

Parliamentarians debating and voting on a subject does not make democracy. It just means that 600 odd people made a decision impacting on the lives of 66.02 million people in the UK. The most recent actions of 400 odd parliamentarians, creating and implementing amendments to supersede the 17.4 million people who voted to leave the EU in a democratic vote is just another example of feudalism at work.

Britain’s monarchy are now nothing more than tourist attractions to point at, the real monarchs are the feudal lords who preside over the House of Commons and Lords.

There is no democracy in the UK, we have been living under a feudal system and it has become more apparent since the EU referendum vote to Leave the EU.

Procter & Gamble’s Gamble With Gillette Toxic Masculinity Ad

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What the latest Gillette advertisement portrays is that being male is toxic, and being a new-man is not about being masculine but feminine.

This mixed message has brought on a torrent of anger from men on social media, who already feel marginalised and hunted. The advert also holds racist undertones portraying white men as inherently evil, while the black men in the advert are the ones who are portrayed with dignity.

After enduring decades of adverts within the advertising industry where men are portrayed as infantile idiots, lesser than even animals, the Gillette brand is taking a large risk by their new advert by adding to the misandric malaise.

The advert was directed by Viva La Vulva Kim Gehrig from the UK-based agency Somesuch, and from the reaction online, has seriously damaged the Gillette brand.

How to severely damage a well known brand in one fell swoop 101. Consensus? Probably not recoverable. The loss of sales of the brand may prove something about the advert to the board of directors who okayed the ad.

Millions of men now are boycotting products from Procter & Gamble as well as Gillette.

Being masculine is not about leering at women or beating people up for no reason as is portrayed in the advert. This is an utterly skewed and biased viewpoint of a masculine male, obviously concocted by someone with an agenda of emasculation and denigration of manhood. This form of misandry is now all too prevalent especially within the advertising industry, but it is also a reflection of the destructive social change that is being engineered to effectively destroy the masculine male role model from all media within the Western world.

Maybe now is the time to dump the blade altogether and embrace the bushy masculine beard eh..either that, or use a rival brand.

 

Here’s an ad (below) from rival shaving company Barbasol from four years ago. It seems to have the exact opposite message that anti-male Gillette have adopted in 2019.

 

 

Update (17 January 2019)

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Socialist Venezuelan President Maduro to Give Citizens Free Used Toilet Paper

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Socialist president Nicolas Maduro has offered the struggling people of Venezuela a lifeline by offering them free used toilet paper.

“In this week’s ration I will be offering each citizen as many as three used toilet rolls each. Yes, you heard that correctly. Three used toilet paper rolls each. Who says that socialism does not pay?”

Millions of Venezuelans are so poor that eating the bark off trees is now the norm, and in one province, many are so hungry that they have resorted to self cannibalism. One man cooked his own arms and legs but is now in a quandary because he cannot move and just sits in a rocking chair outside his home with his mouth moving in extreme hunger.

Pedro Alcazar, 47, cooked and ate his own arms and legs because he had not eaten for five months.

“I just chop chop here and there and made some tacos. The only problem now I cannot move, and I rely on friends or family. I voted for socialism so I got what I deserve. Still, I heard in the news, our great president will give us free used toilet paper. This is a great relief. I am proud of my country even though I cannot wipe my own ass anymore.”

The used toilet paper will be delivered to citizens on Wednesday, and even though one side of the paper has been used already, citizens will be able to use the other side to wipe. The shit on the toilet paper will have at least been dried by then, although there are no guarantees.

As in every socialist country, Venezuela will do its nanny state duty and print millions of leaflets along with the toilet paper delivery advising their socialist citizens how to wipe their asses effectively using the used toilet paper.

One man was so happy he shit his pants on hearing the news.

“I just heard the news on the radio. I immediately shit my pants because I was so happy,” Pedro Almodavar, 59, told the state radio channel.

American socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, sporting a $7,000 suit, who also wants to bring the Venezuelan socialist model to the United States, gushed with joy about the used toilet paper offer. She even made a new dance video rolling around in a pile of used toilet roll, which has become a Twitter viral hit.

“I think it is beautiful. Karl Marx would have done the same thing, as would Lenin or Stalin. My heroes are all people who favour their citizens, and socialism is a beautiful ode to poverty, a road to misery for all, not just the few. I will fly out to Venezuela myself on Thursday so I can hand out some used toilet paper to the people. Viva Venezuela, and viva socialism.”

Goodbye Mrs May and Please Don’t Come Back

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The definition of madness some people say is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

Here is Theresa May presenting the same crock of shit over and over again, pleading with people to eat the turd up.

One day she will present the same piece of shit in a defiant manner, on another day she will present the same piece of shit in a threatening manner, on another day she will present the same piece of shit in a pleasant manner, on another day she will present the same piece of shit in a fearful manner, on another day she will present the same piece of shit in a blackmailing manner…on and on, the days pass but nobody eats up that shit…the only thing that keeps going on and on, day in day out is Mrs May, presenting the same old piece of shit.

Well, the time has come, after much delay to keep her job, procrastination, and jiggery pokery, she must present her piece of shit to parliament. There is no avoiding the inevitable now Mrs May, you will present your piece of shit, and you will fail, because no one wants your piece of shit, and we keep telling you day in day out, we do not like your piece of shit, we do not want it, we will never accept it, but you don’t get it do you?

Your piece of shit Brexit deal will be the end of you because the sad fact is, you have turned into the deal itself, thus you are yourself, undeniably, inexorably the piece of …..

Goodbye…we do not want to hear your irritating wavering voice ever again, we certainly do not want to see your ‘dancing’ ever again, and we do not want to see your Brexit In Name Only piece of shit ever again either.

Begone…into the wind, flushed from the devil’s very own puckered anus into the splattered bowl of political suicide..a forgotten memory to lounge amongst the fatbergs and festering rats of Westminster in the cold dank sewer where you belong…the House of Lords awaits..

What Might the Future of Online Marketing Look Like?

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Hundreds of online businesses are formed every day throughout the United Kingdom. Whether marketing t-shirts or selling the latest piece of technological hardware to a multinational corporation, the influence of this community is set to become more pronounced than ever before.

This is the very same reason why some of the marketing models of the past no longer hold any weight within the 21st century. While we are not necessarily recommending scrapping every single insight and notion, even the experts agree that entirely new approaches need to be taken in order to ensure ongoing success.

This is why it is a good idea to take a quick look at what many feel will be the predominant trend throughout 2019 and into the foreseeable future. Known as multi channel marketing, this approach is associated with a number of benefits that would not be possible with less effective alternatives.

Taking the Digital Bull by the Horns

Multi-channel sales and publicity is rather simple in terms of functionality. As you have likely already guessed from the title, it involves the ability to promote products or services across multiple digital channels as opposed to relying upon a single website alone. Some common examples here include:

– Blogs
– Social media pages
– Online retail hubs such as Amazon and eBay
– Standalone websites
– Sponsored content (such as Google AdWords).
– Affiliate marketing campaigns

Taken together, these solutions will result in a greater level of exposure and in turn, a higher return on investment (ROI). The key takeaway point here is that this approach can be managed from a centralised dashboard as opposed to being forced to monitor multiple channels at the same time. It should therefore be clear to understand why multi-channel advertising campaigns are here to stay and yet, this represents only part of the solution.

All Part of a Bigger Picture

Multi-channel tactics will only work if they are used in synergy with other strategies. For example, clients expect the associated content to be focused around their needs as opposed to being presented with generic texts. In terms of email campaigns, the same holds true. It is important that the offers and discounts reflect the interests of the recipient.

This is why analytics will have to come into play even more than ever before. Buying habits, seasonal sales figures, client feedback and which products have proven to be the most popular should be used to determine the direction of current and future marketing strategies.

The good news is that there are now many third-party e-commerce platforms such as Shopify Plus which are able to provide these and many other services to the end user.

Little previous knowledge is needed and they can be implemented within a very short period of time. Clarity and insight are both critical for any company that wishes to enjoy success in the coming year. Thankfully, there are now more tools at the disposal of the entrepreneur than ever before.

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No Difference to Theresa May’s Deal and Staying in EU

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On Tuesday, Theresa May will present her Brexit In Name Only deal which will make Britain worse off than staying in the EU.

The Theresa May BRINO deal is a complete capitulation to Brussels which will include a payment to the EU of over £80 Billion of taxpayers money which could have been used on Britain instead, but will now be sucked into the EU money hole, either to furnish profligate Greek debt or the expense accounts of unelected eurocrats.

On the other hand, there is also a Remainer plot headed by MP Dominic Grieve, and John Bercow to completely bulldoze the Brexit vote and cancel Brexit. This plot conceived by those who do not value democracy or the vote of the people, or Britain, will cause a constitutional crisis and public discontent for thirty to forty years. The riots will be ongoing causing massive destruction.

There is also the option of a clean Brexit, where Britain would not have to pay £80 billion to Brussels, would trade under WTO rules, take back sovereign control of parliament from Brussels, be able to make our own laws, and govern ourselves. This Clean Brexit, also known as No Deal has been vilified by the traitors and undemocratic MPs who are fighting against Britain’s interests from the inside. It has also been tainted by Project Fear by the UK’s deep state who are in line with the Brussels hierarchy.

Theresa May’s deal is no different to the UK staying in the EU, and could go through parliament because she has made deals with Labour remainers who are sympathetic to her cause, and have been bribed someway or another.

Our conclusion is that any deal other than a Clean Brexit is not acceptable.

Meghan Markle Aides Could Be Replaced by Robot Says Palace

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After seven resignations of royal staff to the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle in less than two months due to her extreme demanding behaviour, the palace has come up with a novel solution to the problem.

“We have acquisitioned the help of a company in Silicon Valley to develop an AI robot that will be able to cope with the numerous demands from Meghan Markle. We hope to have the prototype ready for palatial duties by March,” a senior palace aide told the BBC on Monday.

Royal commentator Bartholomew Montague, has revealed a huge problem with the new implant into the Windsor family.

“This is what happens when you effectively bring someone in from the ghetto into royal circles. They have not been brought up in the proper manner, are lowly of birth, have no understanding of British sensibilities, let alone royal protocol. The American, Meghan is as common as they come, one only has to look at her ghastly family. Prince Harry frankly has taken the royal family back to the stone age with his choice of bride, and should be punished. Imagine picking a bride even more common than Kate Middleton, we thought it an impossibility. So what if she gives great fellatio, he could have found a dozen actual princesses across Europe who can do the job just as well.”

The royal court is already reeling with rumours of rifts between Meghan and Kate Middleton, and even the two brothers have had a wedge put between them.

“This stinks to high heaven. All the staff are leaving and this is why we have had to go to extreme measures by requesting a company in Silicon Valley design a robot to put up with the commoner’s ridiculous demands,” another disgusted royal aide revealed.

The robot will be able to process as many as 450 demands per minute, which should be more than enough for Meghan, however the software can be adjusted to include more if the need arises.

The robot named ‘Jeeves’ was temporarily introduced for a week into Meghan’s new Windsor home last week however blew up after 45 minutes when its circuits could not take anymore demands. The company behind the robot is already rolling out Jeeves 6.0 and will eventually roll out a robot that will be able to function under the extreme conditions without exploding in a ball of flames.

Coward Britannia: How Treachery Became Normalized in Britain Today

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Spitting on the graves of those who fought for our freedom in both world wars is now an establishment normality, as is throwing away thousands of years of sovereign rule in the British Isles. There is only one certainty in Britain today — treachery.

The MPs in parliament do not want to make their own laws anymore, they do not want to bother with silly things like governing or making their own decisions. They would much rather let others rule over them and tell them to do things, much like clerks in an office.

The despondent reaction of parliamentarians to adopting a role as a Vichy government to foreign invaders is a symptom of the times we are living in now. No one really gives a flying fuck about their own nation, this is why you have millions of people selling out their own country to an unelected soviet system like the EU.

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The low-information ill informed Remoaners are only concerned about their ability to take cheap package holidays to Benidorm or to keep their mobile phone roaming charges so they can download their favourite reality show on the beach. This is the extent of their knowledge about what is at stake when the Eu Referendum was called. These illiterate EU zombies, NCPs, all follow the same lines, hold the same placards and bleat out the same Marxist mantras as they march to protest against freedom in the streets. Some don’t even know why they are marching, they are merely following, and obeying other people.

There is no one left to spearhead a real run for Brexit. Boris is off balls deep in some young filly’s cum box, and is naturally too preoccupied in keeping up the pace in his daily and nightly incursions ploughing deep into his new tight temptresses immaculately shaven meat pocket. Who can blame him, one only has to turn on any news program and all you have is a collective sound of remoaning, these are the only people given air space? Anyone else who dares to even speak of freedom, is immediately shut down and ushered out the backdoor.

One can easily surmise that Britain is no longer a nation of innovators, looking outward towards the globe, but a bunch of fucking cowards, who seem to enjoy their imprisonment. The door was left wide open in the prison, the sunlight touched their faces, but they were too scared of venturing out, they were institutionalised, too indoctrinated in EU Marxist ideology, they instead stayed where they were, transfixed as the door slowly closed once again.

What hope do we have when we have a Remoaner PM, who has thwarted and delayed every opportunity to leave, an insipid pustule so morose in her nature that her cowardice and treason are second to nature?

Maybe it is part of the British psyche now, to be shit upon, to enjoy their beatings, their masochistic pleasure derived from daily humiliation.

There is no fight left now, only apathy, only cowardice, and a resilient entrenched nature to do nothing.

“If they spit in our faces, we lick it up, if they tell us to bend over, we bend over and take it up the arse,” a Remoaner happily opined at the relief that there will be no aspirations of freedom, sovereignty or democracy in Britain ever again.

It is safe to say that World War I and II were fought for absolutely nothing, all those people died for absolutely nothing, because Britain lost both wars in reality, they won mere battles, but not the war, because the EU and Germany had the last laugh.

Britain now means nothing, it’s just another piece of shit zone in the EU.