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MPs Now Pushed Towards Two Choices – Stay in EU by Revoking Article 50 or Stay in EU With Theresa May’s Deal

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MPs Now Pushed Towards Two Choices – Stay in EU by Revoking Article 50 or Stay in EU With Theresa May’s Deal

Pushed into a corner after a Clean Brexit, or Real Brexit was taken off the table, which would have brought forward a £140 billion windfall to the UK’s coffers economically in the long-term, plus afforded total freedom from the EU, the House of Commons amendments fielded by Remainer MPs on the Brussels gravy train, have left only two options on the table.

MPs, with guns to their heads, are now being forced to accept Theresa May’s deal, which means there will be no Brexit. The choice now is, take her horrid shister of a deal and stay in the EU, or abandon any hope of leaving and stay in the EU anyway by revoking Article 50.

What does a career MP do in such circumstances? Well, the simple question is, do you put your integrity and your country before that of capitulating to the EU and treacherous forces within parliament?

The Daily Squib are Brexiteers through and through, and in these circumstances, we would not be forced to vote for Theresa May’s deal, which has been rejected twice already. One must simply abstain, reject and emphatically remove that deal from complete existence because it is not a Brexit as voted for by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016.

We voted to leave without backstops, to leave the Customs Union, the Single Market, the CFP, the CAP and to make our own sovereign laws, and to secure our own borders with our own laws, and to leave the ECJ, and all the other EU departments, regulations, directives.

As of speaking, leaving the EU with a Clean Brexit is still law under Article 50, despite the treachery of parliamentary amendments which are just a gauge of sentiment. We already know that over 80% of the House of Commons and Lords wants to destroy Brexit, and with a weak Remainer PM like Theresa May, they are going about their business very effectively, however, March 29 marches on.

Do not capitulate to a third vote on a horrendous May deal which will mean the UK is bent over a table, forced to pay £39 billion to the EU before being unceremoniously rogered up the backside by laughing unelected Eurocrats.

No! No! No!

 

Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over Internet Now

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Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over Internet Now

The sickness of social media sharing sites like Facebook extends to all facets of human behaviour it seems, it’s not only about sharing the sweet family moments, or that barbecue, or the holiday you are having, psychos like to share as well, and they do it with the thanks of social media.

The grotesque 17 minute video which was live streamed on Facebook during the cowardly massacre of 49 unarmed Muslim worshippers in a New Zealand mosque yesterday is the epitome of live streaming. It is also a testament to the gross negligence of companies like Facebook that encourage sharing at all costs, these companies want you to share everything, and they certainly got that with the massacre. To top it all off Facebook showed ads right next to the massacre live stream bolstering their advertising revenue no doubt.

Such is the malaise of the dying days of modern civilisation, that Facebook will get away with their incessant crimes, of not only secretly raiding the private information of its users, but of live streaming genocidal atrocities for profit. Of course, they will say they took down the offensive material, but it took too long and by that time had been published on multiple sites, spreading like wildfire.

The 17 minute video is a horrifically fascinating insight into the mind of a deranged white Christian supremacist killer who has obviously never met a Muslim person in real life but only read about them in the context of terrorism, and war. With a plethora of weapons oddly emblazoned with dedications to people affected by Muslim extremists, this Christian extremist also has an interesting playlist going on in the car stereo.

The playlist starts off with a Serbian song about the removal of the kebab, in other words kill all Muslims, then goes on to the British Grenadiers Fife and Drum march, then on to the techno version of the Waffen SS marching song, then onto Fire by Arthur Brown, and so on..

During the live stream, the killer urges people to subscribe to Pewdiepie, a YouTube personality. Poor Pewdiepie, he did not ask for this, and has since shown his revulsion by writing up his disgust at the dedication.

Then we’re off..the killing starts very quickly when the man enters the mosque with a shotgun and his AR-15s. He is greeted at the door by a Muslim worshipper who says “Hello, brother,” before being blasted in the face.

There is no need to describe the rest of the live stream except to remark how cowardly an act it is. Massacring unarmed worshippers, men, women, children of any faith is not an act that can even be commented on in full, it is beyond cowardice and sickening. There is no doubt, however that many Christians who did watch the video, probably enjoyed it.

While all of this is being live streamed, the POV camera view is reminiscent of one of those shooting games you get on your PS4. Gun and arms forward, as the shooting continues. It is interesting how these games have trained a whole generation of killers, where shooting others in game is trivialised to such a level, that it transfers itself to real life too. Humans come a dime a dozen, just add hatred of a certain faction into the mix, then casually mow down with your choice of weapon.

The skewed ideology of killers such as this can never justify such a show of cowardice, and the killer even comments in the car ride afterwards, chuckling that he was in a ‘firefight’. That was no firefight, a firefight is when you have an armed opponent, not when you have innocent unarmed worshippers who are not even wearing their shoes.

No doubt, thanks to the unregulated nature of social networks like Facebook and YouTube, these live broadcasts will continue when the next genocidal atrocity arises.

Please note, the DS is not affiliated to any religious faction or political ideology.

 

The Time of Nihilism is Upon Us

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The Time of Nihilism is Upon Us

Mass random stabbings in London occur everyday, democracy has been rejected by the UK parliament, and mass shootings by extreme psychopaths occur all over the world on a regular basis.

Nowhere is safe anymore, you can think we all live in a civilisation but this premise has been eroded to a point where the only certainty there is now is that you or your loved ones can be murdered by a nihilist at any moment.

The Americans have their own living nightmare where mass shootings are now such a part of life that many times they are not even reported as major news.

Humanity, and civilisation has left the epoch of infancy, of philosophical, scientific discovery and now entered an epoch of destruction and unwarranted violence.

We must look at how population increase is the cause of this nihilism, of this daily murderous tornado of blood letting. As populations grow to such a level, and migratory forces move across the globe, there are many who have seen this immense increase in population with disdain.

There comes a time if you put enough rats in a barrel, the rats eventually start to each other, and this is what is happening to humans crowded into cities.

Supply and demand — with an increase of supply of humans, they eventually lose their intrinsic value, and to see the daily massacres on the news, people just roll their eyes as some faction massacred some other faction. The value of human life is now negligible, and with further increases in population, things will only get worse.

Projected population increases are citing at least 12 billion inhabiting the globe in the next 15-20 years. It is evident that the resource levels that are sustainable cannot cope with this increase, and finite resources will eventually be completely depleted.

Not only will resources disappear, but it is safe to say the nihilists will increase too, as human life will be deemed as practically worthless just from the sheer numbers populating the earth. We will see more massacres, more deranged murders, more extremists, and more war in general.

War is coming. Some of the variables: increasing overcrowding population, factional degradation in relations, mass global migration, decrease in finite resources, increase in division of wealth, an exponential increase in terror whether state sponsored or individual.

Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

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Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

What’s it like living with a narcissistic diva who orders you around, and has left-wing views contrary to every belief you have? Prince Harry knows.

Hypocrisy

The hypocritical celebrity diva Duchess of Sussex, who one minute campaigns against climate change, then the next takes expensive private jet flights across the world for her baby shower party spewing vast amounts of carbon emissions into the atmosphere, is a PR disaster for the royal family.

Meghan Markle has already gone through seven staff members in the royal household, because no one can stand her for more than a week. Imagine what it’s like for poor Harry, who used to enjoy going to see matches with his mates, now banned from all sports, because it goes against Meghan’s left-wing feminist sensibilities.

Joyless Harry

“We used to see Harry laughing at the rugby, having fun in Vegas. When he’s with Meghan he looks sombre and miserable. This contrast reveals he is having a hard time dealing with this person who has effectively taken over his life leaving him with no joy or happiness anymore,” a royal commentator revealed.

Meghan who holds extreme left-wing political views is always on about some cause or activist agenda. She has also forced the prince to give up meat, alcohol, sport, hunting and does not allow him to see his old friends.

It is no surprise that there is some friction and indemnity with Kate the Duchess of Kent, and William, who have seen their limelight darkened by this power hungry diva who treats Harry like a little boy and wants to hog every moment of public affairs.

Activist

“Meghan wants more black people in the palace. Everywhere she looks she sees colonial artefacts, and says the royal family needs to put away all these objects and statues. She wants to introduce a more black themed royal outlook where all historical references and antiquities from the British Empire are thrown away or sold and replaced by African artefacts and slavery paintings,” a palace insider revealed.

No doubt, every day, prince Harry looks out of the grey window and dreams about the good old days of freedom, of fun, laughter and joy. He is now sadly imprisoned by this calculating manipulative narcissist who has already had two failed marriages and has gone around the block a dozen times before. With a baby coming, the prince is locked into a living nightmare that will just have to play itself out. Extricating himself from this nightmare will be hard, but one day he may do it.

Meanwhile, Meghan is charging by the hour. If she prolongs the marriage for two years, she will come away with a large pay packet in the millions before moving on to the next chump.

Gambino Boss Whacked!

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Gambino Boss Whacked!

Another Gambino boss dead. Who whacked Frank Cali? That’s the question everyone is asking.

Cali was the Gambinos’ “ambassador to Sicilian mobsters” and was linked to the Inzerillo Mafia family from Palermo.

For the first time since the Castellano hit in 1985 when he was entering New York’s famous Sparks steak house has a boss been taken out in the city.

It was only last week when heir to the Gambino throne, Giovanni Gambino was talking about having presidential rat lawyer Michael Cohen whacked in prison.

The Castellano hit 34-years-ago was an inside job, and was planned by Gambino captain John Gotti and his crew, so it goes without saying, maybe the Cali hit was one too. There’s always the Bonnano family who could have had some bad blood. Does New York city need another all out fuckin’ mob war?

Things are tight at the moment, everyone seems to be hunkering down and not saying anything.

Cali was shot six times in the chest by the hit man, and the truck ran him over for good measure a la the Soprano’s death of Phil Leotardo.

One Gambino insider revealed: “Uh, we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. He’s gone, and we couldn’t do nothing about it.”

BREXIT BLOCKED: Maybe It’s Time For Britons to Get Their Yellow Vests Out

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BREXIT BLOCKED: Maybe It’s Time For Britons to Get Their Yellow Vests Out

The yellow vests, a symbol of discontent from vast injustice, from dictatorial rule, from undemocratic processes that thwart the vote, must now stand up and be counted. Those on the side of justice must now reach for the yellow vests and man the barricades.

In times like these where there is no rule of law anymore, where there is no justice, where there is no democracy and the vote is ignored and trashed by arrogant feudalists in parliament who are on the take from Brussels, there is no other discourse but to bring about positive change to a corrupt system of government through rightful protest against this Brexit betrayal.

The parliamentary system in Britain has been proven to be broken, and does not account for anything anymore.

If the MPs do not value the voter, why should the voter value the member of parliament?

In this dystopian nightmare we now find ourselves within, there is no other recourse but to bring about change with protest. As citizens, if our vote does not mean anything anymore, we are entitled and have the full capacity to bring about meaningful change through any means possible.

Brothers and sisters, who voted to Leave the EU on June 23, 2016 in the EU Referendum, march, rise to this great injustice, and let the shout of freedom be heard to make real change to the wrongs committed by a corrupt parliament not fit for purpose anymore who do not value the voter or democracy.

You can make a difference. If our vote doesn’t count anymore, we have a RIGHT TO BE HEARD!

 

 

Blocking ‘Real Brexit’ (No Deal) Means Final End of Democracy in Britain

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Blocking ‘Real Brexit’ (No Deal) Means Final End of Democracy in Britain

The feudal lords of Westminster are every day closing off any signs of democracy in Britain, as is the case by blocking a No Deal Brexit.

Any form of a Real Brexit will now have been thwarted leaving the only option to stay in the EU.

Remaining in the EU is what the parliamentarians have been working on for months by utilising guerilla tactics that contravene the result of the EU referendum result which has been left standing since 2016.

The result is a complete deterioration in the British democratic position. Many former voters will never vote again in the UK because there is no point in doing so.

The only option left because of the treachery of a bunch of rogue remainer MPs on the Brussels payroll, is now to stay in the EU, or to take Theresa May’s deal and stay in the EU.

On June 23, 2016, 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU, but they were discounted. The vote of all those people were completely discarded, and Britain is now being run by feudal rogue MPs who have hijacked the people’s vote.

Conservative Party Hierarchy Solely to Blame For Theresa May

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Conservative Party Hierarchy Solely to Blame For Theresa May

Time and time again, we have seen the cause of all of this, we have diagnosed where the tumor resides, yet the people who appointed this nightmare have been lax to its origin, they have simpered and blubbered away, ignorant that the cause of this malaise is in Theresa May.

Here is a Prime Minister who dared to present an EU deal not only once but twice that was a complete capitulation to the EU, and she expected MPs to vote for it. Theresa May’s deal was NOT Brexit, and this is why it was not voted in.

The jolly fellows at the 1922 Committee all clap and cheer when May enters the room, when in reality they should spit on the floor, grab her by her scrawny neck and play billiards with her severed head.

The odious people who appointed Theresa May in the first place knew what would happen, they planned this scenario all along, and they are the hierarchy remainers who run the party.

Theresa May is a puss filled suppurating zit so bulbous, a mere touch will make it explode over her cracked mirror, her term will be remembered as the worst in hundreds of years of politics, a stain that not only managed to eek out a relatively simple negotiation but allowed enough time for all the plotters and treasonous remainers to create impenetrable barriers to Brexit.

What has the silly fucking nag done now? Yes, she has given a free vote to parliament to disable a Clean Brexit, thus thwarting Britain’s last chance to exit the EU with any form of dignity, instead the country will now be plunged into No Man’s Land, a sort of purgatory reserved for entities with no hope or direction.

New Theresa May Deal: Polishing a Turd?

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New Theresa May Deal: Polishing a Turd?

Is it possible to polish a turd? Theresa May and her team seem to think so.

After perusing the supposed new deal, it seems pretty much nothing has changed and it would take the permission of the EU to leave the backstop. The new deal supposedly ‘reduces the risk’ and has been determined by the attorney general as still a major risk of the UK being stuck in the backstop and EU indefinitely without a way of ever getting out.

Suffice to say, the pound sterling has been up and down like a rollercoaster on acid.

The DUP and ERG obviously have sniffed a rat, and are not moved by the minor changes.

Polishing a turd, Theresa May now stands to lose the vote later on tonight in parliament because the numbers simply are not there.

At the end of the day legally NOTHING has changed. If the deal does go through parliament, the UK will pay the EU £39 billion to be bent over a table and fucked up the arse.

Brexit Vote and the Dollar Movement

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Brexit Vote and the Dollar Movement

A couple of days back, the British pound was the worst-performing currency, which was evidenced with its sharp fall as compared to the other major countries across the globe. Prime Minister Theresa May had initially planned to conduct the Brexit vote on Tuesday and as such the last few days held a critical significance. Nevertheless, after the parliament block, in fact, the sterling saw a lower bottom. John Bercow, the House of Commons Speaker says it is imperative that this deal is ‘fundamentally different’. Time is short as on March 29th, the UK is scheduled to leave the European Union. And as such, from the EU, it is essential that May extends an official Article 50 extension request. Also, the request necessitates an approval from the remaining 27 states (in all) and accordingly, the extension can now be requested at the next Thursday meeting of the EU Council.

However, the challenge is that May has failed to ask this request, and this is still pending. All along, it has been noticed that the EU dominated the situation, and in absence of the withdrawal bill approval, May is left with minimal substantiation to request the ‘short technical’ extension – as the preferred move of choice with May. In these circumstances, it is expected that the Prime Minister would be challenged by an extended delay, which could constitute a second referendum mandate. Notwithstanding, sterling is in thick waters, in case, May chooses to refrain from requesting an extension by Thursday. Thus, implying the decision to be left for the penultimate hour with a potential chance of an emergency summit by the EU March 28.

Clearly, this Thursday, as the Bank of England gets into a discussion, these developments will cloud the forthcoming talks and the GBP/USD could see a further drop to 1:30 this week. This situation is unpreventable unless by Thursday, enough changes are enacted by May or sufficient support is magically garnered by May for the support of her third withdrawal – bill vote. Irrespective, a further drop in GBP is anticipated, even prior to BoE, in case, Tuesday’s labour market reports reflect a slide. Since 2011, according to the PMIs, the employment sector has seen the biggest decline and equally the manufacturing sector indicated the highest rate of job losses in the span of the last six years.

As such, basis the eco-system, in combination with the technical expertise, it can be safely inferred that GBP is increasingly becoming vulnerable to market forces and this weakness is identified through lower highs and lower lows.

In fact, today the world’s foreign exchange markets and the trading scenario seems like an exciting place for the trading professionals with the right strategies, and skills sharpened through the best affiliate programs. These are the programs, which provide a comprehensive support from a trade professionals, and also cover financial instruments such as stocks, bonds, commodities, and derivatives.

For instance, the market is not really explosive as regards the other major currencies. In fact, Greenback started the NY session under excessive pressure and demonstrated a recovery in its losses during the day. Also, the stocks have shown a positive graph, as compared to the earlier losses.

Specifically, the dollar is expected to be impacted by the Federal Reserve’s Monetary Policy meeting and not to forget the Press conference of Fed Chair’s Powell’s, which also would be instrumental in the dollar movement. In addition, the ‘no-resolution’ status of US-China trade tensions, in combination with Brexit, the UK has no option but to adopt a patience stance.

Though the trade numbers, were more robust than the expectations, and as such, the EUR/USD did see a lift. However, the 50 and 100 day SMAs killed the fire. Also, the commodity currencies are showing an average graph, irrespective of the New Zealand stocks on a record high and the strong trade numbers from Japan. In addition, the German ZEW survey indicates a downside risk and this will definitely impact the European investors.

Yes, indeed the Forex is going to actually keep us on our toes for the next few months!

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