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Are You Suffering From ‘Brexit Insanity Syndrome’?

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Are You Suffering From ‘Brexit Insanity Syndrome’?

Have you got the Junckers? Is your brain having a Bercow? Do you want to projectile vomit whenever you see a Verhofstadt?

Welcome to Brexit Insanity Syndrome (BIS) a clinical condition that can only be cured by drastic measures.

One minute Brexit is about to happen, then the next minute it is delayed for three more years, then there is a sudden break through in Brussels, then parliament rejects the deal, and this is all after three wasteful years where absolutely NOTHING has been achieved.

One can only feel for the trials and tribulations of poor old Boris Johnson, as he is thwarted by an assortment of court cases, corrupt Speakers of the House, deranged zealot Conservative remainer de-whipped MPs, and an opposition party that votes down every single thing the poor PM tries to introduce.

We can only wish the PM’s special advisor (SPAD) Cummings comes up with a plan so cunning that even Blackadder himself would fall over his codpiece in awe and wonder at its magnificence. Until that moment happens, many of us will now be resigned to waking up in the middle of the night sweating like a lone choir boy at a Catholic priest convention, and crying out in our sleep for Brexit to be over and the people’s vote to be completed and honoured finally.

Symptoms

How do you know if you have Brexit Insanity Syndrome?

Professor Clive Mandible, from Oxford university suggests that there are a few clues that will clearly diagnose your Brexit suffering.

“If you have sudden urges to throw your television through the window, or rip up your newspaper with all those Brexit headlines, then you may be suffering from Brexit Insanity Syndrome. Bashing your head against the wall whenever you hear the word Brexit is another symptom, as is projectile vomiting over everything as soon as another Brexit debate is aired on all channels.”

Cure

Is there a cure for Brexit Insanity Syndrome? How about winning a shedload of money with betting promotions on signupoffers.codes, or getting a Forex account to watch your hard earned money go down the toilet on the GBP/USD pair just after another fucking Brexit headline that turns out to be false when you haven’t put the stop loss on yet.

As of yet, there is no known cure for Brexit Insanity Syndrome apart from Brexit actually happening so that we can all get on with our bloody lives and not hear the incessant droning of remoaners and politicians all day and night.

What To Do When There is a Breach

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What To Do When There is a Breach

Most small businesses rely on digital communication and storage and hold potentially valuable data on their systems that is increasingly being targeted by cybercriminals. The first line of defence against system breaches is to have adequate safeguards within your IT systems, and make sure you adhere to regulations on storing data as laid down in GDPR.

Next, you need to contact an experienced insurance company like Hiscox to arrange cover that protects you against cyber breaches such as IT insurance and cyber and data risks insurance.

Digital crime rates are rising, while physical theft is declining. While that trend represents less risk of personal injury to the victims, businesses and individuals stand to lose significant sums of money which could force some entrepreneurs to wind up their businesses.

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As many as one in three small businesses in the UK have been affected by cyber-crime, so the risk is very real and one you need to take seriously. Unfortunately, just as security systems that protect your business improve, so the criminals develop new ways of accessing your data. This means that as well as being prepared and having robust insurance in place, you have to face the prospect that a breach is a definite possibility. If you do suffer a breach, here’s what you should do:

● Contact your insurance provider to report the incident. They can help you get your  systems working, make sure they’re secured, and therefore keep your business operational.

● Contact anyone involved with your IT systems; for example, many small businesses  outsource their IT support to a specialist service. Anyone who has access to your systems needs to be notified of the breach. In many cases your IT support may be able to assist with restoring your systems.

● Check whether the breach is one that has to be reported to the Information
Commissioner’s Office or other supervisory authority under GDPR legislation. If the breach does need reporting, you must do so within 72 hours of discovering it.

● GDPR regulations also state that: “If the breach is likely to result in a high risk of adversely affecting individuals’ rights and freedoms, you must also inform those individuals without undue delay.” That means that any customers whose personal details may have been compromised, leaving them vulnerable to cyber criminals themselves, must be told of the situation, so they can protect themselves.

Cyber breaches can be expensive not just in terms of losing cash from the business, but because they disrupt the normal functioning of the operation, taking valuable time and resources to sort out. There’s also the problem of reputational harm, as a business that’s been targeted by cyber criminals stands to lose customers and trade if it’s seen to be vulnerable.

You may well have to compensate customers who’ve been affected by the security breach and theft of their data, adding even more expense to an already considerable bill. If you have cyber insurance that can take care of many of these costly and time-consuming after-effects for you, it will leave you free to get your business back on its feet.

The Grand National and its Royal Patronage Throughout History

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The Grand National and its Royal Patronage Throughout History

Horse racing history is peppered with the royal family, who have always glamourised the racing circuit with their illustrious attendance.

To see the Queen betting on Grand National with a few bets down on the favourite and winning is a sight to behold. The royal obsession with horse racing also extends to the Queen’s granddaughter and former Olympian Zara Phillips having bought the lagging Monbeg Dude for a mere £12,000 and transformed him into a Grand National contender.

The royal family’s history with horse racing runs extremely deep, and can be traced back to William the Conqueror, although it wasn’t until the reign of Edward III that this became a common practice, with royals owning and racing horses.

Known as the ‘Sport of Kings’ race horsing has always held a renowned place in history within the pantheons of royalty.

Edward III is known to have purchased race horses at £13 and six shillings, while the Royal penchant for horse racing grew at an even faster rate under the stewardship of the extremely competitive Henry VIII.

Henry also became the first monarch to pass a number of laws pertaining to the breeding of horses. He also imported a huge number of stallions and mares for breeding from overseas, while opening a training establishment at Greenwich.

Queen Elizabeth 1st was unenthusiastic about this horse racing during her reign, it was during the 16th and 17th centuries that it became synonymous with Royal dynasties.

Since then, the Royals have become deeply integrated in the history of horse racing and the National, with various winners having emerged from the Royal stable.

The 1956 Grand National was a momentous occasion for the young Queen Elizabeth, only three years from her coronation. She attended the races with her mother and Princess Margaret among other prominent royals.

The connection with the Grand National is exemplified by the Queen’s absolute dedication and love of the sport.

With crowds numbering over 260,000 on race day, the atmosphere was electric especially for the favourite, Devon Loch owned jointly by the Queen mum and the Queen.

As the race progressed to great cheer, another front runner, M’as-Tu-Vu strode forward leading the pack, jockeyed by Arthur Freeman, falling dramatically at the 18th fence.

As M’as-Tu-Vu was now out of the race, this gave Devon Loch, jockeyed by Dick Francis, a wonderful chance to take the lead from the remaining race horses, and five lengths ahead of the nearest challenger A.S.B.

This allowed Devon Loch and his rider Dick Francis to ease clear of the remaining field, with the horse’s incredible pedigree helping him to build a seemingly insurmountable lead.

Reaching the last 40 yards of the winning line, everyone in the crowd lit up like an explosion cheering at the top of their voices causing Devon Loch to stagger and belly flop on the turf, leaving E.S.B to pass the ailing horse and jockey to take the last furlong and win the Grand National.

The Queen Mother famously quipped “that’s just racing” but many were frustrated with the loss of Devon Loch, and still to this day debate that it was the crowd that put the horse off thus losing the race.

Can’t wait till the next Grand National on Saturday, 4 April 2020.

How Long Will the Meghan and Harry Marriage Last?

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How Long Will the Meghan and Harry Marriage Last?

It’s not easy marrying into British royalty, especially if you are not British, and you are an American actress with strong views about certain issues.

This is where Meghan Markle has fallen into a traditional royal British institution steeped in history that cannot be changed, yet Meghan is trying to change the Monarchy which is stringent in following the rules of royal congress.

Essentially, the odds are against Meghan in many ways, and it is highly unlikely she will survive the slings and arrows of outrageous royal fortune. Put your bets on now on matchbook for the odds are in favour of a divorce within the next four years.

Here is an American minor actress, who comes from a truly broken dysfunctional family, marrying into a royal family that some say are just as dysfunctional on the inside yet outwardly functional for the sake of the Crown and the press.

The media has been merciless in ripping apart Meghan and Harry at every opportunity, and this has not helped their weak fragile marriage at all, simply because they have tried to play the media but it has backfired grotesquely.

The recent PR offensive in Africa was meant to show the couple playing around with little African children to prove how loving they are, however the trip was marred by Harry bringing up the ghosts of the past and a pity party ITV interview.

Can Hollywood and British royalty mix successfully? Only if there is respect for the traditions of royalty and only a light smattering of celebrity culture. If the celebrity side does supersede the other, then there will only be more trouble, as Meghan and Harry are finding out the hard way.

Meghan also has been accused of trying to portray herself as a new Diana figure, however her portrayal has gone awry, and actually backfired in PR terms. Prince Harry, does have a weakness, and this is what Meghan has latched on, but is it right to exploit the prince on the loss of his mother?

Staunch institutions like the British royal family are so entrenched in tradition, that to mess with their equilibrium is highly dangerous.

Writing affirmations on everything and preaching to the crowd whilst being a hypocrite are not things that should be done by a royal, yet Meghan and Harry are guilty of mass hypocrisy and proselytizing to the masses. The damage has already been done, the question is, can it be repaired?

The Quiet Before the Storm

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The Quiet Before the Storm

One can hear the wind blowing discarded empty crisp packets and other assorted rubbish through abandoned streets, as even the climate change religious zealots have been told to move on.

The Queen has come and gone after offering a crownless speech which will not be voted in, and the Cabinet meetings have been dismissed out of fear of leaks getting out to the media.

The media now murmurs briefly about the Turks and their so-called savagery for daring to confront the terrorist Kurd threat encroaching on their country. This point is all part of another excuse to give Trump a good kicking in the opinion polls by Democrats.

What happens from midweek is now going to be crucial.

The EU are once again making negative noises as they push the UK contingent to concede more. The EU can walk away and have the upper hand because the British parliament has tied Boris’ hands behind his back with the Benn Surrender Act.

The GBP is now faltering once again after a solid move up due to the Irish Varadkar talks.

Nothing to see here folks, but when something does happen, we will get back to you…

Hold Your Horses Boris, This is NOT Brexit!

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Hold Your Horses Boris, This is NOT Brexit!

News filtering through the vines is that Boris Johnson rehashed the Theresa May deal to gain acceptance with the EU yesterday with Irish PM Varadkar.

If this is the case, then Boris has essentially bent over the table to be fucked by the EU, and the deal will not be passed by the DUP or real Brexiteers in parliament.


We do not know what caused an otherwise good man like Boris to turn tail and bow to the EU, as well as offer them a cool £39 billion for the rogering, but the augurs do not bode well.

Northern Ireland Sacrificed

Boris’ only redeeming act now is to go for a No Deal when the deal is rejected by parliament for the fourth time.

Either stick to your word man, or don’t show your face again, because if you have sold Britain down the river, history and the people will never forgive you or your party.

eu position unchanged

The EU have not changed their stance, so this means Britain has bowed to their insidious tactics of negotiation.

Britain had a chance, Boris had a chance, and despite the pound exploding high yesterday, and the markets being happy with a capitulation deal — you blew it man. Game over!

The EU’s Utter Contempt For Democracy and Britain

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The EU’s Utter Contempt For Democracy and Britain

To see the sneering faces of Verhofstadt, Juncker and all the others is a sickening sight to behold. Here is a totalitarian protectionist sham of a pseudo-fascistic Communo-Marxist bloc now holding on to Britain as a slave master holds the chains of his slave.

Britain has been treated with nothing but contempt by the EU, and the stupid Irish backstop is just a mechanism dreamed up by faceless unelected eurocrats intent on destroying Brexit.

The British people are not like other European countries who have referendums and when the answer is against the EU, capitulate to the EU’s demands to overturn the result. We do not forget, and we demand our vote is honoured.

The Marxist architects of the EU agreed upon the totalitarian tiptoe towards complete federalization and capitulation to all EU inhibitive directives and laws including economic daylight robbery, but Britain saw through the lies and ruses. We do not accept the things other EU people do, we value freedom, we value democracy.

One day, the people of Europe may wake up from their brainwashed stupor and realise that there is freedom on the other side of the Schengen zone, they may realise that they have been duped over and over again by their smiling unelected EU Commissioners, but it will be too late then, and they will be trapped in a dystopian nightmare system that imprisons them, eviscerates their souls completely, and robs them of all dignity, worth or reason.

Communism is on the rise globally, we see that in China, and now the European Union. It will take another great war to finally purge this earth of an evil ideology that has been responsible for over 200 million deaths throughout the 20th century.

Britain has to leave the EU on October 31, do or die. There is no other way. Non progredi est regredi

Don’t know your Boris from your Barnier? Let The Brexit Game fill in the blanks!

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Don’t know your Boris from your Barnier? Let The Brexit Game fill in the blanks!

Despite three years of wall-to-wall media coverage, many young people are still fairly clueless when it comes to Brexit. Now a former teacher who worked at a school in the Isle of Sheppey has launched a new card game designed to help students learn more about the process – and understand both sides of the argument.

The Brexit Game

Like many people, Patch Fordham was frustrated by the way Brexit was playing out. He decided to take a light-hearted approach to teaching his sixth-form students about the UK’s bitter and protracted approach to leaving the European Union. He created a pack of playing cards featuring the leading protagonists – including Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Jean Claude-Junker – and used them to get his class more engaged with the process.

The project was so successful, he decided to go one step further and manufacture hundreds of decks of cards to sell online.

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The aim of the game is to outwit your opponents and be the first to form a cabinet. An aspect of the game also follows the same principles as ‘Top Trumps’, with all the major Brexit players ranked on attributes such as Power, Fickleness and even Dancing Ability! There is also a ‘Brexit-ometer’ that shows where each character sits on the Remain-Leave spectrum, as well as some fun facts and quotes.

After the success of the game’s first run, featuring 36 familiar faces on both the UK and EU sides of the debate, Patch has now designed additional editions that spread the Brexit net further. The new ‘International meddlers’ features Pope Francis and Kim Jong Un, while the ‘Are You Kiddin’ deck introduces players to a motley crew of UK MPs such as Dominic Cummings and Joe Swinson.

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Patch Fordham, the illustrious creator of The Brexit Game

Although the game pokes fun at the divisive and complicated world of Brexit, it is also designed to educate – and Patch hopes people will use it to build their own knowledge further, so they can develop more informed opinions and – ultimately – make better voting decisions in future elections.

“It’s been crazy,” Patch said. “I just wanted to find a fun way to teach the next generation of British voters about politics. My students were incredibly bored of me banging on about current affairs all the time, and pleaded with me to try to make Brexit more fun! It’s kind of snowballed from there, really. I’ve already got over 1000 followers on Instagram and been featured on BBC Radio Northampton!”

Before becoming a teacher, Patch worked at a refugee camp and a school for autistic children, and he is hoping that any proceeds he makes from the game will help him create an educational website designed to make teachers’ lives easier.

“I know The Brexit Game has a limited shelf life,” he added. “Hopefully it will be resolved soon, and we can all get on with our lives! But, in the meantime, I hope the game will give people a few laughs and – who knows? – maybe even help them learn something along the way!”

Don’t forget to get your spiffing copy of this amazing game here: https://www.thebrexitgame.co.uk/

WW3 UPDATE: Turks Move Into Syria

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WW3 UPDATE: Turks Move Into Syria

There is some alarm amongst Western nations as the Turks have been given the go-ahead to liquidate Kurdish militant terrorist groups bordering Turkey within Syria, creating a safety buffer zone, so that citizens who have been exiled by the Syrian war can go back to their homes.

Naturally, the West supports the Kurds who have waged a thirty year war of terror against Turkey demanding the Turks hand over half of their country to form a Kurdish state. Hundreds of thousands of Turkish civilians were murdered in cold blood by Kurdish separatist terrorist groups over the decades.

President Trump has threatened the Turks, that if anything happens to the Kurdish terrorist groups, then he will destroy the Turkish economy, like he has done before. Nevertheless, the Turks march on to create a safety buffer zone in Syria.

The West has a long history in utilising indigenous militaries to do their dirty work, and it also has a long history in abandoning these elements after they have completed their work. The Kurdish terrorist groups have been used and now have no use, and this is why the West will simply deem them as collateral damage.

The Turkish military have been aching to go into Syria for years and this will be a good opportunity to prove their military credentials, with updated equipment and large troop numbers. This will be an opportunity to test weapons in real combat situations, and to hone the skills of the various forces which will be involved in operations.

Once the buffer zone is created, the Turkish forces may move further into Northern Syria and effectively take most of the territory, however, this may step on Russia’s toes, who have them firmly implanted in Assad’s evil regime. The Kurdish terrorist groups could join with the Assad regime, thus escalating the conflict further against the Turks. The vast number of factions involved within the conflict zone could bring forth many differing scenarios, which could escalate into full warfare.

Instead of fucking around in Syria, the Turks should concentrate on freeing the Uighur people in China who are being subjected to a genocide by the communist Chinese brutalist regime. After all, if it were not for the Uighurs, Turks would not exist.

Experts: Government Needs to Adopt War Footing Over Brexit – STATE OF EMERGENCY

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Experts: Government Needs to Adopt War Footing Over Brexit – STATE OF EMERGENCY

Constantly under attack from EU operatives within the UK, and EU agents within parliament, as well as the EU from Brussels directly, the British government is fighting for its very survival.

It is not just the survival of the government in question but the very mantle of democracy in Britain that is under threat by these nefarious forces within and without.

We are now in a state of emergency, because if Brexit is not delivered by October 31, there will be a crisis in politics, and democracy in Britain for the next thirty to forty years. Millions of people will never vote again, because they will have seen the EU Referendum result dishonoured. There may be civil disorder and riots daily for the next thirty years, simply because the sheer anger over a Brexit betrayal will eventually boil over. If one’s vote does not count any more what does?

EU operatives masquerading as British MPs have tried to block Brexit with a ‘Surrender Act’ working hand in hand with their bosses in Brussels.

There have been numerous legal cases brought by EU agents operating in Britain to thwart Brexit and to corrupt the rule of law to aid the EU.

Under these conditions alone, the combined forces of government that have not been compromised must join together to thwart the operations of these seditious agents who are actively working to aid the Sovereign’s enemies here and abroad.

STATE OF EMERGENCY – 30 DAYS

22 Scope of emergency regulations

(1) Emergency regulations may make any provision which the person making the regulations is satisfied is appropriate for the purpose of preventing, controlling or mitigating an aspect or effect of the emergency in respect of which the regulations are made.
(2) In particular, emergency regulations may make any provision which the
person making the regulations is satisfied is appropriate for the purpose of—
(a) protecting human life, health or safety,
(b) treating human illness or injury,
(c) protecting or restoring property,
(d) protecting or restoring a supply of money, food, water, energy or fuel,
(e) protecting or restoring a system of communication,
(f) protecting or restoring facilities for transport,
(g) protecting or restoring the provision of services relating to health,
Civil Contingencies Act 2004 (c. 36)

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(h) protecting or restoring the activities of banks or other financial
institutions,
(i) preventing, containing or reducing the contamination of land, water or
air,
(j) preventing, reducing or mitigating the effects of disruption or
destruction of plant life or animal life,
(k) protecting or restoring activities of Parliament, of the Scottish
Parliament, of the Northern Ireland Assembly or of the National
Assembly for Wales, or
(l) protecting or restoring the performance of public functions.
(3) Emergency regulations may make provision of any kind that could be made by

Act of Parliament or by the exercise of the Royal Prerogative; in particular,
regulations may—
(a) confer a function on a Minister of the Crown, on the Scottish Ministers,
on the National Assembly for Wales, on a Northern Ireland
department, on a coordinator appointed under section 24 or on any
other specified person (and a function conferred may, in particular,
be—
(i) a power, or duty, to exercise a discretion;
(ii) a power to give directions or orders, whether written or oral);
(b) provide for or enable the requisition or confiscation of property (with
or without compensation);
(c) provide for or enable the destruction of property, animal life or plant
life (with or without compensation);
(d) prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, movement to or from a specified
place;
(e) require, or enable the requirement of, movement to or from a specified
place;
(f) prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, assemblies of specified kinds, at
specified places or at specified times;
(g) prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, travel at specified times;
(h) prohibit, or enable the prohibition of, other specified activities;
(i) create an offence of—
(i) failing to comply with a provision of the regulations;
(ii) failing to comply with a direction or order given or made under
the regulations;
(iii) obstructing a person in the performance of a function under or
by virtue of the regulations;
(j) disapply or modify an enactment or a provision made under or by
virtue of an enactment;
(k) require a person or body to act in performance of a function (whether
the function is conferred by the regulations or otherwise and whether
or not the regulations also make provision for remuneration or
compensation);
(l) enable the Defence Council to authorise the deployment of Her
Majesty’s armed forces;
(m) make provision (which may include conferring powers in relation to
property) for facilitating any deployment of Her Majesty’s armed
forces;
(n) confer jurisdiction on a court or tribunal (which may include a tribunal
established by the regulations);
Civil Contingencies Act 2004 (c. 36)

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(o) make provision which has effect in relation to, or to anything done in—
(i) an area of the territorial sea,
(ii) an area within British fishery limits, or
(iii) an area of the continental shelf;
(p) make provision which applies generally or only in specified
circumstances or for a specified purpose;
(q) make different provision for different circumstances or purposes.
(4) In subsection (3) “specified” means specified by, or to be specified in
accordance with, the regulations.
(5) A person making emergency regulations must have regard to the importance
of ensuring that Parliament, the High Court and the Court of Session are able
to conduct proceedings in connection with—
(a) the regulations, or
(b) action taken under the regulations

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