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Election 2019: This is a Sad Day For Communism

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There were tears all across the country as Labour lost the election under their Communist leader Comrade Corbyn.

“Today, Stalin weeps in his grave. Our Bolshevik Soviet revolution has been thwarted. I will continue to fight for the red cause and my 10-year collectivist plan. I will not give in to the people who value wealth, aspiration, and democracy,” Comrade Corbyn said from his dacha in Islington.

There were some voters who voted for communism to be instated in Britain, and all across the country, all one could hear was the sound of weeping.

“I am speechless, I thought with all my heart that today we would all be living in a Soviet communist country where all businesses would be nationalised and ownership of private property would be banned,” one Labour supporter revealed whilst crying over their cabbage soup.

Labour Commissars across the nation woke up to the sad news, some of them even losing their seats.

There will now be NO FREE BROADBAND, NO FREE UNIVERSITIES, NO FREE SAFARI TRIPS TO AFRICA, NO FREE BREAST IMPLANTS, NO FREE WAITROSE VOUCHERS, NO FREE TRAVEL, NO FREE DENTAL HEALTHCARE, and most of all no free massive national debt to pay for it all for generations to come.

Squeaky Bum Time: If Boris Loses This We’re All Fucked

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This dismal election should never have taken place but because of the stalemate situation in parliament, and the insistence of many parliamentarians to actively block Brexit, it unfortunately is happening.

The worst surprise about the whole turgid affair is the realisation that 38% odd of the electorate, according to polls, back the communist Jeremy Corbyn, and his insane policies. This means that 38% of people in Britain who vote are communist sympathisers and actively support an anti-Semitic ex-Soviet spy who fraternises with terrorist groups and is a serious danger to national security. Fucking hell!

One would like to examine these people who support Corbyn and his evil Labour crew of miscreants. What kind of person would actively vote for the destruction of the UK’s economy and support wholesale societal collapse? Do these people not have any logical sense, or knowledge of what communism does to a nation? The sad fact is that these people are so brainwashed and controlled, they are not in control of their own minds, and follow blindly without question.

Boris Johnson, they call him a liar, but at least he is trying to get the job done, and to restore democracy in Britain, plus, is there any politician on earth who does not lie? It’s in their job interests to do so, and to do it convincingly. If a politician ever told the real truth about certain matters, there would be riots in the streets, day and night. Obviously they do not want that, and it is this reason alone that prevents them from divulging the whole truth about sensitive matters. It is part of the profession, and it will be for the next thousand years as well.

Corbyn, has been shown to be the biggest liar, by peddling hacked Russian NHS data, and staged pictures of little boys sleeping on NHS hospital floors.

You may not like the Tories that much, they do have their faults, or you may not like Boris Johnson that much, but for heaven’s sake, the alternative of a Corbyn government is too obvious an impending disaster on Britain. Furthermore, a vote to any other lesser party like the Lib Dems is simply a wasted vote, helping Labour gain seats.

Boris is the only one out of this pathetic bunch of losers that can get the job done, he stands out, and has a sincere desire to do something good for the country, as opposed to the commie miscreant Corbyn, or titty bouncing Swinton, or the militant Scottish contingent.

If you want prosperity, aspiration, and economic growth, Boris and the Conservatives are the practical choice. If you want destruction, shame, disaster and your private property confiscated by a communist collectivist government, then vote for the miserable Corbyn and his Labour party. Voting for the other smaller parties is just a wasted vote at the moment, which sadly includes the Brexit party, who should have stood down during this election. I.t is however unfortunate, the Brexit party will probably not get any seats, because they would be a useful force in parliament ensuring Brexit is completed. It is a certainty the EU under Barnier’s negotiations will be eked out for years as a delay tactic tp thwart Britain further. If Theresa May was still Conservative leader, or another Remainer, the Brexit party would have had huge success at this election.

The choice is yours, either build Britain up with the Tories, or destroy it with the Labour party. It will be on your conscience forever.

EXODUS: Millions Businesses and Entrepreneurs Getting Ready to Leave UK If Communist Labour Wins

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Trillions of pounds will leave these shores within the first week of a Labour win. Chiefly, the Marxist Labour collectivist ideology which many voters are ignorant of, will cause a mass exodus of money from the UK.

Sir Charles Dunstone, the co-founder of Carphone Warehouse, was quoted as saying: “It’s widely accepted that if they got into power, in anticipation of the level of borrowing and economic recklessness proposed, the pound would immediately fall very sharply.

“People would be racing to get their money out of the UK and there would be little appetite from other parts of the world to invest here.”

Labour’s collectivist ideology and pledge to nationalise many businesses would cause mass hysteria in the markets, with the pound falling sharply leaving it practically worthless.

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Queuing for a piece of bread

House prices would in turn fall as well as the FTSE 100, resulting in pension funds across the UK going into negative territory.

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell, is an avowed Marxist, who wants to ban any form of private property. This means if you own a house, under a Labour Corbyn government, your house will eventually be state controlled, and you will be forced to rent. The Labour party under Jeremy Corbyn has often called for Britain to be more like mainland Europe where the majority of the population do not own the property they live in, and are long-term renters.

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Businesses will see vast rate hikes and huge taxation rendering their operations practically worthless.

The Royal family which Corbyn detests with a vehemence will be taxed heavily, and their yearly stipend reduced to practically nothing. All palaces apart from one or two would be sequestered by the state and opened up to the public as recreation areas. The Queen, will have her role reduced and quietly dropped from all state affairs, including parliamentary.

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Labour’s Soviet state housing scheme

Because of the Marxist deals with the communist unions, there will be immense power given to unions, resulting in mass strikes much like the 1970s, during the Winter of Discontent.

Our borders will be opened fully by Corbyn, leaving the NHS inundated with millions of more people, schools overcrowded, public transport unusable, and the benefits pot reduced to nothing.

As the money leaves the UK, there will be no trickle down wealth, and no aspiration to create wealth, because wealth is viewed by the Corbyn communists as bad. Soon, after massive borrowing, the UK will not be able to even service the interest, and will fall into a Venezuelan socialist hell where people eat dogs and cats in rubbish filled alleyways.

Anyone who dares to vote for a Corbyn Labour government is effectively signing their Comrade Corbyn labourown suicide warrant and the destruction of Britain, to be a post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare where the queues at the supermarkets to buy a loaf of bread will stretch around the building.

There are many voters who are completely ignorant of communism, and do not know anything about politics, but are only seeing the dangling of freebies in front of their faces. This form of voter is what is preyed on by Corbyn and his evil minions, because they are stupid, vapid pieces of shit, useless-eaters, low IQ freeloaders with no worth as a human. If you vote for Corbyn, you are a useless fuckwit who needs to be put down with no mercy, that is how low you are.

The current polls show there has been a large increase in voting sentiment for Labour, and this shows that there are large amounts of very low-IQ voters out there, who are so ignorant, they might as well be brain dead.

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Experts: Labour Policy of Unfettered Mass Migration Cause of NHS No Beds

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The sheer volume of unfettered migration into the UK which was caused by Labour’s policies from 1997 under Tony Blair is the cause of no beds available in the NHS, and the terrible sight of young children sleeping in corridors.

N.B. THE VIRAL IMAGE OF A BOY LYING ON THE FLOOR IN AN NHS HOSPITAL WAS FAKED AND PUSHED BY LABOUR TO POLITICISE THEIR ELECTION EFFORTS –  “Very interesting. A good friend of mine is a senior nursing sister at Leeds Hospital – the boy shown on the floor by the media was in fact put there by his mother who then took photos on her mobile phone and uploaded it to media outlets before he climbed back onto his trolley.”

It’s a simple question of physics, if you let in too many people, and encourage NHS tourism, like Labour did when they were in power, then there are less resources for the indigenous population. Under Labour, over 20 million people were allowed in, and mostly from the poorest Eastern European countries.

The problem with socialism is that they have a policy of open borders in order to bolster their voting numbers. Socialist governments know that migrants will vote Labour in elections once they are naturalised. Labour does not care about migrants, they just use them to get votes. This unfettered migratory policy is a double-edged sword though because with an increased population and limited resources, all public services are severely strained. The mass migration force will take up limited NHS resources, public transport will be severely overcrowded and strained, the schools will be oversubscribed and with huge class sizes. With millions more people claiming benefits, there will be less money in the pot to care for vulnerable British people.

Nothing can function if it is deluged by vast increases of numbers using a service that is not designed or funded to compensate for the increase. This is just logic and physics.

Socialists do not think about how they are going to fund anything, they just spend and spend until the money is all gone, and everyone suffers, for many generations after, trying to pick up the pieces of the socialist profligate reckless spending sprees. People who vote for a socialist Labour government have nothing to lose, and do not think about the future,or have aspirations, they just want free things.

The late former PM, Margaret Thatcher best described the problem with socialism:

“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”

As is the case in Venezuela where the socialist government has left the populace eating from rubbish bins, and without vital medicines in abandoned hospitals.

Jeremy Corbyn’s despicable tactic of using a picture of a little boy sleeping in a corridor waiting for treatment is a direct cause of socialism’s failure yet he shamelessly displays the picture to the press as a political tool to garner votes, despite his party being to blame for this malaise.

Not only did Labour bankrupt the country after their tenure in government, but it ran the NHS to the ground with its mass migration policy.

Health tourism costs the NHS over £2 billion per year, with some patients leaving bills in excess of £600,000 each.

Britain is still recovering, and may not ever recover from a Labour government which brought the country to its knees from 1997 – 2010.

Tips on How to Decorate Your Christmas Tree This Year

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The pagan ritual of decorating the tree or erect phallus as a symbol of fertility goes back Millennia, but was also adopted by the Christians after they murdered all the pagans thousands of years ago.

The Christians, having murdered the pagans in one of the largest genocides in human history, then adopted many of the pagan rituals as their own, and simply changed the names of these rituals to suit their newly formed religion.

The Christmas tree thus depicts a large straining erect penis which is lovingly adorned with glittering gifts to celebrate its life giving properties, and to bring in the new equinox.

It is delightful, to see every year, people who have no idea that their tree represents a large erect phallus, plonking lights on these things with big innocent smiles on their faces, thinking it has something to do with Jesus, when in reality it has nothing to do with Christmas or the bible.

The presents you put below the erect phallus altar represent the sperm that ejaculates from a penis giving life, the gift of giving, or sacrifice, always puts a smile on one’s face.

Along with the symbol of an erect straining phallus (Christmas tree), there is also the circular wreath to symbolise the womb and sun, both fertile objects, brought forth from the days of Baal and Asherah, Athena, Isis, Ishtar.

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The round ornaments one decorates the Christmas tree with are symbolic of the testes, the balls that you adorn your large penis with, to give it more potency in its fertile ejaculatory power over the year’s equinox.

Christian women love decorating their trees every year, they delicately stroke the pine branches as if they were pulsating veins on a huge fleshy shaft and adorn the thrusting symbol of male potency whilst stroking the big bursting glittering balls. It is a wonderful thought to know that most feminists are not aware of what a Christmas tree actually represents, and to see them adoring the massive straining phallus in their sitting rooms is a joy to behold, for those in the know.

Ahh, it’s Christmas once again folks, a time to get the biggest tree around, plonk it in your sitting room, light a warm fire, booze up, and admire its sheer potent and fertile magnificence.

Bankrupt Former Celebrity Katie Price Reduced to £20 Jobs

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After squandering her £45 million fortune on useless trinkets, pink vehicles and plastic surgery, the former model has fallen on hard times.

The defiant former model now lives in a cardboard box made up of her novels, which were written by a ghost writer, because Price can neither read or write.

In a recent Sun exclusive, reporters visited the down-and-out under Waterloo Bridge where she sleeps and peddles her trade by night.

“Ahm still livin’ it large. This is all a test for me innit. I fink to myself I can get on my pony and ride to the Sath of France to get on a yacht to America to re-make my fortune again innit.”

Katie Price proudly points to the top of her cardboard box lined with her bestselling novels all now found in bargain buckets across the country and pound shops.

“Dis was my fave, I like da picture on it, you’se can see how big my fake breasts were at the time.”

After creditors cleared most of her debts, Ms Price had all of 34 pence in her bank account, but she still owes £13 million which she plans to pay back by doing what she does best.

“Ah na do releef for tramps innit and anyone who comes along. It’s twenty quid per service, and if you let go in my mauff it’s an extra tenner. I love it, it’s the greatest gig in the world, and ma punters always come back maybe give me a black eye or somink, but I can fight back I’m a hard woman innit, I can boot a man across the room no probs! Ahm a femininist..innit.”

After her veneered teeth fell out two months ago because she could not pay the dentist, Katie Price is now without teeth, and gummy. Funnily enough, this makes her an even bigger hit with her clients.

“Afta I lotht ma teef ah thot it would be a naghtmare. I soon fand at th’ punters love me gummie gums innit. No nasty toothy scrapes..innit….na wat amin?” (winks)

Working out of a dimly lit room in the Soho district, Katie has to compete with the Eastern European girls and has even learned how to speak Romanian.

Quite the singer, Katie likes to also serenade prospective clients with choruses from the film Lion King.

Here’s to a bright future for the former celebrity who is actually enjoying her time out of the limelight.

Man Arrested For Making Monkey Sounds

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A man was arrested for making monkey sounds in broad daylight yesterday in Manchester.

Troops of policemen were called out to the area, where the man was promptly arrested and put into a police van and taken to court for immediate sentencing.

Making monkey sounds or acting like an ape is now completely illegal in politically correct Western nations, and if anyone is seen imitating a monkey, they can receive thirty to forty years in jail.

“If anyone is seen imitating a monkey in public, either by making ‘ooh,ooh’ noises, or crawling around, or eating a banana in public, they will be arrested without question,” Chief Inspector Mandrill Proboscis told the BBC.

Monkey FAQ

What about imitating tigers, dogs or cats?

It is permissible to imitate any other animals apart from monkeys according to the Bogets 2019 Political Correctness handbook.

 Why are monkeys not allowed to be impersonated?

According to this year’s PC rules, monkeys are not allowed to be impersonated in public, for unknown PC reasons which no one can mention in public, and we cannot publish here.

What if someone impersonates a monkey at home with no one around?

This should generally be okay, however you could still be reported to the authorities if you own an Alexa or Google device which is always listening in to everything that is said at home, and relayed to the companies and intelligence services 24/7.

What about Liam Gallagher and Ian Brown?

They can get away with it because dolphins were monkeys.

Can a monkey impersonate a human?

Yes, according to PC rules, that is currently allowed.

Are monkeys the same as apes?

Apes do not have tails, while most monkey species do. Apes tend to be larger than monkeys and usually have larger brains. … Ape species include gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, gibbons, and bonobos. In evolutionary and genetic terms, ape species are much closer to humans than monkeys are.

Can I watch Planet of the Apes?

The Planet of the Apes films are terribly un-PC and should not be watched as they show human actors impersonating pseudo-apes. The films will be banned soon by the PC mob.

Can I see real monkeys in a zoo or the wild?

As of 2019 PC-rules you can go to a zoo and view real apes and monkeys, or travel to a part of the world where they exist in the wild.

What about the Japanese 1980s show Monkey?

Best not to watch that show, because it is deemed un-PC by today’s rules.

Did humans evolve from apes and monkeys?

According to Charles Darwin and the theory of evolution, humans evolved from primates to the hominid, Homo Sapiens, that is true.

Am I allowed to practice Monkey style Kung-Fu?

Only in China.

If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, what is wrong with impersonating them?

Due to PC-rules, we cannot divulge that information at this time. Thank you.

Palace Officials: “Meghan Going Crazy Whilst Out of Limelight”

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Having vowed to take a six week holiday off media attention by royal couple, Harry and Meghan; scurrilous rumours from the palace filtering through the grapevine reveal Meghan Markle is going doo-lally without the constant media attention.

“Meghan is practically climbing the walls of Frogmore as the lack of attention to her immense ego, and narcissism is taking a toll. She now rearranges the furniture hourly, and her 17 personal assistants are at their wits end. She walks around the cottage in $500,000 dresses replete with diamond jewellery pretending she is back in South Africa in front of doting groups of poor black children,” a courtier has revealed.

The implanted duchess is also rumoured to have gone into a sharpie affirmation frenzy, by writing affirmations like “I am a great person”, “I am the best!” all over the furniture and walls. The staff can only stand by and watch.

There is also the retail therapy, when Meghan is especially depressed at her position, she goes on to the designer websites ordering up new $200,000 dresses. If Harry protests, she shouts and throws things around the cottage until the poor boy retreats.

One can only feel sorry for poor old Harry, he now sits in a darkened room away from his insane wife simply staring at the ceiling. He has his meals delivered to the room by his concerned butler, but there is nothing anyone can do.

“I receive texts from Meghan at three in the morning telling me to set up a fake conference for mental health at the UN, with cardboard cutouts, and projectors. She will then prepare a speech, and perform it in front of the cardboard audience to applause from a CD player. We then all have to go into the living room and pretend we are sitting in a private jet gifted from Elton John, or George Clooney.”

Despite despising the press with a vehemence, the royal couple miss the attention so much they have hired extra staff to pretend they are paparazzi with fake cameras and flashes.

“Meghan has hired 25 extra staff to pretend to be photographers, so she feels like she is in the limelight again. They were told to ambush the couple anywhere in the cottage, even giving them carte blanche to pretend to photograph them on the toilet or in the bath.”

Luckily for new born, Archie, he is looked after by a staff of six or seven maids at any time, so is well cared for whilst his mother frolics around the house ensconced in some sort of deranged narcissistic celebrity fantasy.

Leaked NHS Documents From Russia Being Peddled by Agent Cob Comrade Corbyn

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The former 1980s Soviet agent, Agent Cob, who gave away British secrets to Russia, is once again working for his bosses in the Kremlin by trying to pass hacked and doctored ‘NHS’ documents from Russian hackers to damage Britain’s standing in the world.

Agent Cob, also known as Comrade Corbyn, who is now the leader of the Labour party is seeking election by peddling classified government documents which originated in Russia, which were posted on the Reddit site by a Russian hacking group called “Secondary Infektion” in late October.

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Agent Cob exiting the KGB office in Moscow, 1980s

Secondary Infektion used fabricated or altered documents to try to spread false narratives online, and stemmed from a network of social media accounts that Facebook said “originated in Russia”.

The Russian documents were last week distributed by Agent Cob at a press conference in central London, during which he claimed they provided evidence that Boris Johnson was preparing to put the NHS on the table.

Labour has refused to say whether they obtained the documents from Reddit or directly from the Kremlin.

In a statement last night, Reddit said the accounts appeared to show a “pattern of co-ordination” that suggested it was part of a group known as “Secondary Infektion”.

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Czech document revealing Jeremy Corbyn as a Soviet spy contact

Agent Cob flatly denied he was working directly with the Russian government to interfere with the British elections on Friday at an impromptu press conference in London.

“Comrades, Bolshevik warriors, workers of the Red Labour party, our Russian brothers who seek to meddle with the upcoming election in Britain have told me through my reliable channels that it is not their hacking assistance that gave me the NHS documents but instead it was a direct communication via the FSB (formerly the KGB) I received whilst in my Islington dacha in October. My dear Russian comrades are only doing their jobs, as I am doing mine to spread as much fake news and misinformation as possible to affect the election. When I was a full time Soviet agent in the 1980s, I would regularly meet with my Czech handler and hand over vital British secrets to the Kremlin. Nothing really has changed since those wonderful days, and I am still a ‘useful idiot’ stooge to my Kremlin masters, however I also hold allegiance to Hezbollah, Hamas, and the IRA, so I am an equal opportunities traitor to Britain. I know you will vote for me, because you are brainwashed dumbed down socialists who also detest Britain deep down. Thank you for your vote, and let us together destroy Britain from the inside out with the help of our Russian comrades.”

To great applause from the audience who went to see Agent Cob deliver his speech, there seemed to be great support for the treachery and treason that Comrade Corbyn commits day in day out without any form of justice against his nefarious clandestine anti-British practices.

The despicable people who vote for Agent Cob and his mob of communists in the Labour party are effectively committing treason, and anti-Semitic sentiment that would make even Goebbels blush.

“Yes, I am an anti-Semite, I admit it fully. I detest all Jews with a profound hatred, because they dared to claim some land for themselves. Something which every nation and people in the world have attempted, but because they are Jews, they do not have a right to conquer land, only others do, but not Jews. It is in my capacity as Labour leader to therefore commit a pogrom against the awful Jews once I become Prime Minister of Soviet Britain. Are there any Jews in this audience? (one man puts his hand up) Security! Remove the Jew rat from here. We do not want such filthy creatures in our audience,” Comrade Corbyn, added to even greater cheers from his doting audience.

Microphones These Days Are Way Too Powerful

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You can pick up the sound of a pin drop from across a crowded room, or even a subtle fart let out in a football crowd. Are microphones getting too powerful these days?

This is the question, maybe Donald Trump, is asking as it turns out the people who were smiling at his face earlier on in the day were actually laughing behind his back at the NATO summit by the evening.

One thing that the Teflon Don does best is to weather the bad words said against his good person very well, it’s like water off a duck’s back, quack, quack!

“That Justin Trudeau is a two faced blacked up son of a bitch. Canada’s gonna pay up the 2% if I have to lift that guy up by his feet and give him a good shakin'” Trump murmured after seeing the footage.

Trump may be a laughingstock but at least he’s trying to do something about something, whilst the others simply dither and whimper behind their curtains.

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