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Man Commits Hate Crime Against Himself

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Man Commits Hate Crime Against Himself

One would think this was a satirical headline, however, it should be filed in the Beyond Satire category. The deranged Joe Biden supporter committed a vile hate crime upon himself.

A man from Buffalo, New York has been charged after covering his own BMW with racist and homophobic graffiti.

According to Erie County District Attorney John Flynn, 18-year-old Clifton Eutsey, a keen Joe Biden, and BLM supporter, spray-painted his own car with hateful graffiti including a swastika, the N-word, “KKK,” and profanity directed at Black Lives Matter. The Police also reveal the man poured sugar into his own gas tank. To add to the political nature of the self-inflicted crime, Eutsey also vandalized his car with slogans promoting President Donald Trump.

Eutsey has since been charged with felony insurance fraud, as well as three misdemeanour charges related to filing false reports. If convicted on all charges, he faces up to seven years in prison.

Hate crime hoaxes are more common than most believe, with some researchers estimating that fewer than one third of all hate crime reports are genuine.

It seems in the age of Trump, most hate crimes seem to involve imagined Trump supporters dreamed up by these individuals to create more hatred towards Trump.

– Of Course Jussie Smollet comes to mind, a gay black actor who staged a racist and anti-gay attack on himself, which Smollett blamed on supporters of President Donald Trump.

– Taylor Volk, an openly bisexual senior at North Park University claimed to be the target of hateful notes and emails following Trump’s election in November 2016. Volk told NBC News that “I just want them to stop.” But the “them” referenced by Volk turned out to be herself.

– Philadelphia woman Ashley Boyer claimed in November 2016 that she was harassed at a gas station by white, Trump-supporting males, one of whom pulled a weapon on her. Boyer claimed that the men “proceeded to talk about the election and how they’re glad they won’t have to deal with n—–s much longer.” Boyer deleted her post after it went viral and claimed the men had been caught and were facing criminal charges. Local police debunked her account.

– Church organist, George Nathaniel Stang was arrested in May 2017 after he was found responsible for spray-painting a swastika, an anti-gay slur and the words “Heil Trump” on his own church in November 2016. When the story first broke, media outlets tied the hoax to Trump’s election. “The offensive graffiti at St. David’s is among numerous incidents that have occurred in the wake of Trump’s Election Day win,”

– Chris Ball, a gay Canadian filmmaker alleged he was assaulted by Trump supporters on election night in Santa Monica, Calif. The Trump supporters hurled gay slurs at him while he was watching the results come in at a bar. The imaginary Trump supporters then followed him out of the bar and assaulted him in an alleyway. Ball posted a photo of himself covered in blood in an Emergency Room as evidence, saying the attackers smashed a beer bottle on his head.

“We got a new president you fucking faggots,” they told him, according to Ball.

He did not provide the name of the bar or the location of the attack, and his story has not been substantiated. The Santa Monica Police Department put out a statement saying they received no information indicating the alleged crime occurred, and that a check of local hospitals revealed no victim of any such incident was admitted or treated in the hospital.

These are just a few examples of thousands of crimes attributed to Trump supporters yet committed by Democrat voters.

Here is the Evidence

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Here is the Evidence

As certain sections of the media and the establishment (you know who you are) ignore the blatant evidence of massive fraud committed during the U.S. Election in 2020, maybe saunter over to https://hereistheevidence.com/ and see for yourself what the fuss is about.

For those who fight for truth and justice, attorney Sidney Powell is a beacon of light in a sea of corruption so monolithic that the investigation into voter fraud may take years to solve such is the magnitude of evidence presented.

 

According to Fox news’ Lou Dobbs, the FBI have eventually decided to investigate the massive voter fraud presented, however seeing the partisan stance of this agency tied in with the Democrats, as well as sitting on the Hunter Biden corruption material for months without action, they will probably come up with nothing or delete the evidence presented. There is very little trust left with that agency any more.

Susan couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Client after client, developmentally disabled person after developmentally disabled person all told the same story: Their vote was stolen from them.

Susan, a disability service coordinator who works with developmentally disabled adults who live in various assisted living facilities and group homes in and around Milwaukee, says every one of her more than 20 clients told her that they were either pressured to vote for Democratic candidate Joe Biden or had a vote cast for Biden before they ever had a chance to see their ballot. SOURCE

Meanwhile, in California two men have been convicted of voter fraud involving thousands of mail-in ballots from homeless people. As for Krebs, well he eventually got the Krabs.

The chairman of the FEC (Federal Election Commission) Trey Trainor certainly has Sidney’s back on the voter fraud evidence.

Again, there is a true feeling that this is an issue that is beyond just the election competition of Biden Vs Trump, at the moment people are truly fighting for what is right and wrong. Where the Democrats want to count every vote, including the fake ones, and the ones that were tampered, the Republicans want to only count the legal votes.

This whole process is going to take a long time to solve, and the partisan media can ignore it as much as they want, it will never go away until the truth has been uncovered once and for all. It’s good to see that there are at least a few people who do care about the U.S. electoral system.

How to Start Trading Forex

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How to Start Trading Forex

Foreign currency exchange (forex) trading is a popular way for millions of amateur and experienced investors to grow their wealth. Due to its massive popularity, forex trade attracts many new investors every day.

If you are one of them, read this quick introduction to the basics of forex to improve your chances of making a profit.

Choosing a platform

You can find live forex rates and related data on any financial news website but you absolutely need a dedicated forex trading platform if you are serious about investing.

Advanced options like those found on the mt4 forex platform give users the ability to watch multiple factors and currency pairs at once, personalize the interface and set alerts to buy or sell. Such dedicated platforms filter out the noise and allow you to focus on the essentials.

Always familiarise yourself with the features in your forex trading platform to improve your chances of making profitable trades.

Choosing a trading broker

Finding a broker may be simple but finding a responsible broker is the challenge. One of the first things to look for is compliance and regulatory information. They give you a clear picture of the policies to which the company abides and the authorities to which they answer.

Also, pay attention to how they say they will handle your personal and financial information. You will be giving them details that would potentially allow dishonest individuals to commit fraud. Take the necessary precautions and do a thorough check for complaints against the company to ensure you don’t become a victim.

Choosing trading pairs

A forex trading pair is a pair of 2 currencies that are traded for one another. Forex investors buy one currency in the hopes that it strengthens against the other, thus netting them a profit. Forex trade continues incessantly 5 days a week, meaning that variations in the exchange rate are always fluid during the week.

Deciding on a trading pair comes down to understanding the economic data from the country (or region, in the case of the Euro) and how it fluctuates. Visit ForexTB for their information resources and find out more.

BLM ANTIFA Attack Women and Young Children During Trump March

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BLM ANTIFA Attack Women and Young Children During Trump March

Nothing is sacred to these venal pieces of vile detritus that make up members of the Marxist groups BLM and ANTIFA, who violently attacked Trump supporters on their Million MAGA March yesterday in the American capital city.

Young children were separated from their mothers and violently thrown about, one young girl surrounded by ANTIFA thugs shouting and heckling in her face. One of them even spat at the terrified young cowering girl as she tried to shelter from their violence. The distraught mother eventually got to her child before exiting the area surrounded by the evil BLM and ANTIFA feral bullies.

On the other side of the crowd, many families with children received the same treatment from the Bolshevik scum and one man who objected to the attacks on children was suddenly surrounded and a cowardly child sex-offender BLM goon sucker-punched him from the back knocking the elderly man to the ground where female BLM activists proceeded to stomp on the man’s head, before eventually help did come. Not much is known of the condition of that particular Trump supporter, or the women and children who were attacked so viciously on what was an otherwise pleasant sunny afternoon in Washington D.C. Naturally the city is a Democrat run one, so police were told to stand back when the BLM and ANTIFA scum attacked.

The cowardice displayed by these BLM and ANTIFA groups is legendary but this incident seems to have really surpassed anything that has happened before.

The sad part of this whole affair is that the perpetrators will be viewed by BLM and ANTIFA supporters as heroes, and they will applauded for attacking young children, women and elderlies. As for the mainstream media, they completely ignored the whole sorry affair.

The Democrat Party, who fully support these groups, especially Kamala Harris who adores BLM and ANTIFA, are complicit in their violence, looting, rioting, arson 100%. Here is a video of the sort of attitude these sub-humans have towards children.

 

What Does a Licensed Casino Look Like?

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What Does a Licensed Casino Look Like?

Having a licence is one of the most important criteria for choosing an online casino. Everyone wants to play on a trusted platform with official software where all transactions are reliably protected and payments are guaranteed. Licensed online casinos are safe, official, and have a number of other advantages.

Licensed non Gamstop casinos for UK players are not only a guarantee that you will enjoy quality gameplay but also your confidence that the casino works legally, has original software, and offers fair games. Any experienced player will confirm that you need to trust your money and time only to high-quality and proven sites.

What Is a Gambling Licence and What Is It for?

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If a virtual gambling club wants to operate in the legal field, it must necessarily obtain a licence from the relevant government authority of the country it is registered in. In fact, a gambling licence is a package of documents that gives the operator the right to legally provide gambling services in an established jurisdiction. For a player, this is a signal that the casino operates in strict accordance with the laws, is monitored by specially authorized auditors, pays taxes, and protects user rights.

A licensed casino proves that the institution can be trusted. Indeed, to obtain permission to conduct gambling activities, a company needs to meet certain requirements, collect the necessary documents, confirm its solvency, etc.

Who Issues Licences?

The first to officially offer licensing services was the small island nation of Antigua and Barbuda in the Caribbean. Nowadays, the list of jurisdictions where a gambling company can register and get permissive documentation is longer. Today, licences are issued by many states and territories:

    • Alderney;
    • Malta;
    • Gibraltar;
    • Curacao;
    • Vanuatu;
    • Kahnawake;
    • Philippines;
    • Costa Rica;
    • Some EU countries (Spain, Italy, Great Britain, France, Cyprus, and so on).
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Offshore zones are especially popular with casino owners since the legislation is less demanding there. What is more, taxation is minimal or completely absent, which is especially beneficial for representatives of the gambling business.

To obtain a licence, you need to apply to a special body. Most often, it is a gambling commission, office, or department under the government. But in some countries, for example, in Costa Rica, the Ministry of Economy is responsible for issuing documents.

The procedure for obtaining is fairly standard and is practically the same in all countries. A number of requirements are presented to the applicant, including those of a financial nature. Casino owners must submit an application, provide financial guarantees, pay the cost of the licence, etc. After careful consideration of the application and full verification of the applicant for the fulfilment of the conditions, the commission makes its reasoned decision.

Rudy Giuliani: “Enough Unlawful Ballots in Pennsylvania and Michigan to Turn the Election in Favour of Trump”

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Rudy Giuliani: “Enough Unlawful Ballots in Pennsylvania and Michigan to Turn the Election in Favour of Trump”

The chief defence lawyer for Donald Trump’s attempt at reclawing back the stolen election has revealed today that over 632,000 Biden votes will be deleted as fraudulent votes, thus affording a smooth transition for Trump as President of the United States of America in January.

The Daily Squib revealed back in September that the people who run the counting machines are part of a complex operation financed by billionaire financier Michael Bloomberg, and his operation called Hawkfish. Financier, Richard Blum is also heavily involved, who so happens to be the husband of United States Senator Dianne Feinstein.

Former NYC Mayor, Giuliani reveals some even more interesting facts like the votes are sent by the machines to Spain, and all records kept in servers there only accessed by a private company. The company that owns the Dominion company was started by intermediatory company Smartmatic, and Indra Sistemas utilised by Hugo Chavez in Venezuela in 2003, and is now controlled by Maduro.

Further interesting facts about the Dominion software company: Nancy Pelosi and the Clinton Foundation also have large stakes in the company, as does the Soros funded Open Society activist group.

Naturally, all news organisations and official bodies are completely ignoring these allegations, and continuing with the premise that Biden won the election falsely, however the only thing stopping the fight is if Trump himself gives up as these nefarious groups are urging him to do. If Trump gives up, he will not only lose face completely amongst his supporters, but he will also be forever labelled as a coward.

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Has Boris Johnson Become ‘Pussified’?

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Has Boris Johnson Become ‘Pussified’?

Ever since Carrie Symonds, Boris’ fiancée moved in to Number 10 many have noticed a major change in the PM. The question here is, has Boris Johnson finally been pussified?

“Soon she’ll have Boris choosing to remain in the EU, if not worse,” a Number 10 aided revealed.

As well as abandoning the aggressive brinkmanship of the Vote Leave team, Johnson seems to have turned into a pseudo-socialist figure, spending Britain’s money like water to prop up failing businesses that should be left to go under. It seems Carrie and her trendy leftist friends have kicked the Conservative out of Boris and de-balled him to become some sort of extreme version of a simpering champagne sipping Waitrose shopping Islington socialist.

The Labour leader, Keir Starmer can only look on wistfully and see his own middle of the road socialist policies being parroted by Boris.

For any Brexiteer this turn of events is a cause for serious contemplation and worry. What will become of all those years of struggle we all endured to have it pilfered by Carrie Symonds and her Remainer friends who are poisoning Boris from the inside.

The departure of No 10 communications director Lee Cain on Wednesday was bad enough, but now the whole brainbox of the Brexit operation is on the brink as well — Dominic Cummings.

“If Cummings lasts till Christmas he’ll be lucky. One can only conclude that Symonds was a Remainer implant, and one has to admit she is doing a wonderful job of fucking Brexit up real good,” another insider revealed.

Testing times indeed.

 

Chairman of the Federal Election Commission Says “there’s voter fraud taking place” and Calls Election “illegitimate”

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Chairman of the Federal Election Commission Says “there’s voter fraud taking place” and Calls Election “illegitimate”

Now is the time for Democrats to heal and come together, we must all join in solidarity to accept a second term from Donald J. Trump the truly elected winner, and rightful president elect. Naturally, the social media sites and controlled news media will not even mention that the Chairman of the Federal Election Commission even exists, or that he has seen the amount of fraud committed in the 2020 elections. If they ignore it, maybe it will all go away.

It seems the Democrats do not care about their electoral system being corrupt, and neither does the mainstream media. As long as they have falsely declared themselves as winners, why should they care? This would obviously mean they are inherently all evil pieces of shit with no morality, integrity or honour. Not one single Democrat has questioned the election’s integrity, and not one so-called journalist from the legacy media has exercised their right to conduct an ‘unbiased objective’ investigation into the vote rigging. Why is that? Obviously you call yourselves journalists, but still you are silent. Not one single journalist from any news source has questioned the efficacy of the 2020 elections.

Something obviously needs to be done about the U.S. electoral system because no one will ever believe the results ever again, and the USA will continue to be the laughingstock of the world, but something also needs to be done about the so-called established media who have shown nothing but bias, and indifference to real concerns that affect the entire population.

Biden Thanks Democrat Voters For Election Win

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Biden Thanks Democrat Voters For Election Win

Today president unelect, Joe Biden thanked the millions of dead voters who voted Democrat helping him win un-election.

“I thank you all for your undying support in voting for the Democrat party. Kamala and I are honoured that you took some time out from death to vote for us in the 2020 election, even though many of you were born in the year 1864, hell we even had a few voters from 1750. Thank you so much for your vote!” Biden shouted across the deserted windy cemetery.

Dead people caught voting in NYC, elections records show

 

Walking through the cemetery where the Democrat voters voted for Biden, the president unelect even stopped at a few gravestones to thank the dead Democrat voters personally.

“I am so happy to see you are all social distancing today, six feet under.

“Jeremiah Mulroney, born 1876, died 1904, your vote for me in the 2020 election counted. Lookee over here, Nora Schmidt, born 1756, died 1815, you are a great inspiration to the Democrat party, your vote for me in 2020 helped us beat Donald Trump, the meanest sumbitch on this planet!”

After speaking to the gravestones for over half an hour, Biden left the cemetery himself in a hearse. He will be cremated some time in January.

Venezuela President Calls Out U.S. Electoral Corruption Disgusting

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Venezuela President Calls Out U.S. Electoral Corruption Disgusting

“I have never seen such corrupt elections (ahem) in my life. The USA is now even more corrupt than my country and my corrupt socialist fake elections. This is a declaration of war! Right, we attack tomorrow! Er…can anyone lend us a few pesos to buy some bullets?” Nicolás Maduro, the acting president of Venezuela said today.

 

Indeed, not since the rule of Chavez have the Venezuelans seen such a level of corruption committed, this time however by the American socialist party — the Democrats.

“Chavez was so proud of his fake elections but this, this fakery by the Gringo Democrat Party! They have been so sophisticated with their ploy though, we need to learn from their tactics. They use software to change the votes from one candidate to another, here we just shoot the other candidate,” Maduro added.

As the socialist American Democrat Party wants to emulate Venezuela’s socialism so much, it is no surprise that most Americans are now fighting for their very own existence and trying to stop such a terrible change in policies.

“Everyone is equal in socialism, look at our wonderful country, everyone is poor except for me. In socialism, misery and poverty are for everyone except for higher party members. I love to see the people eating from trash cans and rubbish dumps, after all they voted for me because I was the only candidate left alive,” Maduro added.

President Maduro has always been a great benefactor to the people of Venezuela, he even gave the entire population free toilet paper.

This is what the Democrat Party, as well as the far-left Marxist Squad have in store for Americans in the future if they ever win an election.

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