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Heroic Postal Worker Doubles Down After Agents Try to Coerce Him to Backdown

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Heroic Postal Worker Doubles Down After Agents Try to Coerce Him to Backdown

Contrary to false reports in mainstream U.S. media, the postal worker who witnessed late postal votes being backdated did not recant his story. Many of the so-called media outlets who purport to be run by journalists are actually spreading false information to protect the Democrat Party who are now embroiled in a serious case of vote fraud, and electoral rigging scandals. These people are not journalists because they have no integrity or desire to report the news, they should only be described as agents implanted into news agencies working solely for the Democrat Party and its socialist agenda. Even Jeff Bezos does not want anything to do with CNN any more as it is tainted goods. CNN has been passed over by Bezos, after it was touted around the circuit by AT&T, even though they keep dropping the price of sale, no one wants that piece of tainted shit, run to the ground by socialist Marxist Woke activists posing as journalists.

 

“I am not scaring you. But, I am scaring you!”

The agents in the video are clearly using NLP (neuro linguistic programming) coercive techniques to dissuade the poor postal worker from going ahead with his story. These are well-known linguistic techniques utilised by intelligence agents to implant through trauma based intimidation thoughts into the mind of the victim or mark. The use of double negatives, or mixing a positive with a negative to confuse and intimidate the mark, as well as employing repetitive phrases was learned from the KGB during the Soviet era and adopted by the CIA/FBI later on.

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Secretary Pompeo Confirms President Trump Smooth Transition in January

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Secretary Pompeo Confirms President Trump Smooth Transition in January

As per the United States Constitution, Electors will be instated in key states where fraud has been prevalent and Secretary Pompeo predicts a smooth transition for President Trump to resume his duties in January when he will be inaugurated for a second term.

This is why Russia, China and Saudi Arabia were right to hold off in acknowledging the fraud Biden, and that it was totally wrong for the mainstream press to prematurely name Biden in any capacity as a successor to Trump, especially when there are multiple lawsuits and recounts in contested states occurring.

 

It is also highly objectionable and nefarious for certain social media sites, and search engine monopolies to censor, and wrongly label valid information about this whole recounting process, which is completely legal under the auspices of the U.S. constitution.

In this capacity, and the huge level of voter fraud committed by the Democrat Party and their paid minions, many may even grace the wonderful services of the Federal Correctional Facilities across the nation for their participation in one of the largest electoral fraud schemes ever witnessed in political history.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Russia, China, Saudis Show Great Decorum in Not Declaring U.S. Election Result

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Russia, China, Saudis Show Great Decorum in Not Declaring U.S. Election Result

Russia and China as well as other nations who have not called the result of the U.S. elections conclusively, as some have, should be commended for their decorum in this matter.

 

As the mainstream media aligned with the Democrat party rushed to appoint Biden as winner of the election unjustly and without reason, especially as many of the counts have been proven not only by officials but analytical scientists to be compromised, the election has not been finalised.

It is a huge disappointment to see Boris Johnson kowtowing to Biden, especially as the Brexit deal with America would now be delayed and Britain sent to the back of the queue. Biden, has Irish roots, and is a staunch EU supporter decrying Brexit in all its forms. He will only cause Britain great harm, not only by siding with the EU at every turn, but by blocking a U.S. trade deal if the EU does not get what it wants.

The extraordinary display of mainstream newspapers taking it upon themselves to call the election despite not having the power or jurisdiction to do so is a sign of how far left many of these so-called news sources have travelled. They are basically propaganda arms to the Democrat party and their bias against anyone not a socialist, or a Marxist is extreme. In this respect, Fox News which used to be a news source for conservatives has completely abandoned their core viewers and embraced Joe Biden, apart from a few within that network like Tucker Carlson. This is possibly due to Paul Ryan being part of the board, and he was the most famous RINO in town when he worked in politics, a snivelling smarmy parasite, who would gladly sell his own children for medical experiments.

Now that the DOJ is finally addressing the multiple issues with the electoral system witnessed in the 2020 election, and the lawyers are out in force to address the many discrepancies, we can only wait to see what happens. The astute nations of the world know this only too well, and are choosing to wait as well.

Biden has not been victorious, and anyone who claims he has, has been duped. Who is to say that this whole affair was not a sting operation of sorts? Who is to say that each ballot did not have a secret QRS code in a blockchain and could be tracked at every point of movement? Let the enemy make their first move, let them make their intentions known, and then strike.

It is certainly time the U.S. electoral system is fixed, because no one will believe it any more if nothing is done to remedy the blatant corruption displayed by the Democrat Party.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Proud Biden Receives Award From Obama

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Proud Biden Receives Award From Obama

You could see the pride in Joe Biden’s face when he was anointed with the highest medal of his term in office by former president Barack Hussein Obama on Monday.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

To the rolls of drums in the background Obama placed the medal of Fraud on to a visibly shaking Biden, staring into the distance with a proud look of achievement on his face.

“On this day, Monday 9th November, 2020, I appoint you chief fraudster of Delaware. This medal of supreme fraud in elections, and for taking vast backhanders worth millions of dollars, untaxed, from Ukrainian and Chinese companies, thanks to your crack addict son, Hunter, is a symbol of supreme fraud, cheating and theft from the American people. Thank you for your service to fraudulent corrupt affairs, you have made the United States proud in your thievery,” Obama announced as he put the medal on Biden.

There were no applause from the assembled audience of two people, one of which was Hunter Biden, who immediately took his crack cocaine pipe out and lit up a huge rock, inhaling deeply, sighing with relief, then blowing the acrid smoke into his crooked father’s face.

Global Governments Need to Stop Thinking of Covid-19 ‘Waves’

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Global Governments Need to Stop Thinking of Covid-19 ‘Waves’

This is not a single fix problem, Covid-19 is just one wave, with increases and declines periodically as one singular wave. In other words, coronavirus is present at all times, depending on conditions and movement of humans, it fluctuates accordingly.

To fight such an incessant predatory virus like Covid-19, one needs to first throw out any temporary or tiered plans, simply because this is a long-term coronavirus pandemic that is accelerating its infection rate globally at an exponential pace.

To combat an infectious virus while there is mass international, and national travel is futile, therefore as long as travel of humans exists, the virus will never stop. This is simple physics.

Due to the virus infecting humans multiple times, and the relatively short time that antibodies are present in the body after infection, there is also no chance of herd immunity or a valid vaccine. Any hastily created vaccine should be viewed with caution. Valid vaccines take decades to develop simply because they have to undergo rigorous testing during prolonged timescales of efficacy safety tests. Any vaccine created hastily within a year or less and then deployed to millions of people without the prerequisite testing procedures over time could harm entire populations with unaccounted consequences that were not factored into the equation because the vaccine was pushed out fast for profit.

Long Covid should also be factored into the equation, because the effects of Covid-19 do not seem to go away in time, exacerbating the victim for months/years.

Global solutions to global problems need complete global partnership, and without the assistance and participation of all nations worldwide, there will never be a solution to Covid-19 unless some miracle nanobot cure somehow materialises out of nowhere. In the sclerotic world we live in today, especially with many rogue states who do not wish to participate as a singular global entity, it is highly unlikely there will be global unity in combating this virus any time soon.

In the West, there are additional questions regarding curtailment of freedom and increased authoritarian behaviour to supposedly counteract and reduce viral infections. Unfortunately the laissez-faire approach does not work, as much as the more authoritarian approach does not work.

If everyone, in unity, wore a clear bubble around their heads when in public and washed their hands once home, things would be different, however this is of course wishful thinking, and could never be implemented simply because in the West, everyone has their own mind and rights. Policing humans to act in a certain way is a nightmare. In the end, civil unrest ensues and governments are not only left dealing with viral infections but riots.

So, what is left? In the absence of global unity to tackle this virus what can be done?

Economies have to continue their growth or die, and businesses have to continue to trade or whole swathes of industry dies, as many sectors are doing now. Telling people to change jobs is also futile as many are not capable. Telling a barista to learn to code is not a valid option.

People are getting older every day, and as old people (65+) are the main target of Covid-19 then as people get older and older every day the population will be whittled down to a point where anyone over the age of 50 will not exist any more. By that generational time, the virus may mutate further and start to inflict deaths on mass on lower age groups.

The reason many governments globally are acting in a very laissez-faire slow manner today is because of the way old people in Western industrialised nations are treated. If the virus was visibly killing the young, then there would be massive action, and a huge global response, but seeing as it’s old people dying, they are viewed as an acceptable casualty to Covid-19.

We will therefore not see any major action by any government until there is an increased visibility in deaths of young people from the virus, it will have to switch its attention to increasing mortality rates on the youth. This is the only way governments will really be geared to act. At the moment, there is little or no action, and this flat-footed approach will continue for as long as the virus concentrates its killing action on old people.

No Retreat No Surrender

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No Retreat No Surrender

We love crappy 80s movies here at the Squib, and now is the time to stand on your own, there’s no retreat, no surrender.

The film No Retreat No Surrender from 1986 was so badly acted that it became in itself a cult classic, but there was an inspirational Rocky style feel to the movie. As always it was a film about the underdog, and how they somehow persevered through thick and thin to pull through and defeat not only their own fears but negative external threats bearing down on them.

That same spirit of never, ever giving up should lie right now with those people who believe in transparency in an election, who believe in fairness, who believe in counting only legal votes.

 

People who cheat to vote are not true Americans, they do not care about their country or their people. The same goes for news organisations that gloss over the truth and claim to be the voice of the people when they are clearly not.

Fight friends, never give up, never stop the push forward to victory, and as the enemy has shown no mercy to you, if the fight is just, they shall be vanquished by their own treachery.

The truth always has a way of coming out into the open, and whatever the odds, if people work hard enough for what is right, they can move mountains.

It is truly intriguing that even though half of the nation is pissed off, they are not rioting and looting like the animals on the other side of the political spectrum, who would be rioting and looting right now if they were in the same position.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Millions of Americans Now Vowing Never to Vote Again

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Millions of Americans Now Vowing Never to Vote Again

Why participate in a fake electoral system, why pay taxes, why participate in any way in an illegitimate administration that has no mandate? Americans who have values do have a point. Never vote again is thus the new mantra for millions.

Now is the time, if you have not already committed to living off-grid and apart from a system that defines itself on cheating and lies. To never vote again in a flawed, corrupt system is the only answer.

Many need to start prepping as events will only get worse as the years go by. Anyone who still watches a television is damaging their intellect and ideological sensibilities. As for the severely compromised internet, only a few refuges of free thought and expression are now available, but even these may disappear soon, rooted out by a Woke Marxist enemy intent on following their Chinese Maoist totalitarian controllers.

Learn to conserve food, buy your land, learn to protect your land, self-sufficiency is the key to survival in the coming years. There is a huge amount of knowledge to be learned about survival techniques, medical, weapons training, as well as agricultural to name a few points.

Americans are thus lucky as they have huge areas of land to roam, whereas in the UK, you cannot fart without someone being in the vicinity and the level of control that can be implemented would make escape to safety nigh on impossible. In this respect count yourself lucky Americans.

Every day seek to learn a new skill, you never know when that particular skill could come in handy. Build up networks of like-minded people because survival is always more assured when people can help each other.

Fast once or twice a week, to condition the body for days when you may not have food to eat. Fasting in moderation is also healthy for the body in a regenerative sense.

The cities will eventually quagmire into death zones, especially the Democrat run ones where the police have been defunded and run out of town. Your main priority now should be, if you have not already done so, to move out of the cities, away from the wild feral creatures that inhabit the concrete jungle.

Surviving past 2025 will now be a large challenge for many former citizens of the United States, and the onus is on the word ‘former’ because the past few months have shown that there is no United States any more.

N.B. The Daily Squib does NOT subscribe to any political party, and does not belong in any way or fashion to any huma-constructed political ideologies left or right or centre. The Daily Squib is a mere mirror of any activity that is occurring in the world at any and all times, and views any scenario in an objective manner only seeing the right or wrong of any situation. The Daily Squib abhors totalitarianism and censorship from any political ideology, and we fight for the preservation of democracy/freedom of expression/speech in the West.

Home Improvements That Won’t Leave Your Pockets Empty

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Home Improvements That Won’t Leave Your Pockets Empty

Unless you want your home to deteriorate, maintenance and continuous improvement project works are highly essential. No doubt, your financial position can sometimes determine the level of improvement you can take upon yourself. If you don’t have access to disposable cash just yet, it’s a good idea to DIY some domestic projects that will translate to significant improvements. This article highlights five simple home improvements that won’t leave your pockets empty.

A fresh coat of paint

paintbrush-4577578_640For around £20-£30, you can get a gallon of paint, so you introduce a fresh new colour to your walls. If you opt for vibrant colours, you’ll no doubt get a few good comments from visitors. Repainting your home is one of the cheapest home improvement projects that significantly impacts the home’s aesthetic. If you are doing it yourself, you can buy rollers alongside the conventional brush to make painting a lot easier and more fun too.

Replace old carpets

carpet-802290_640Your next stop should be the floors. If you are probably aiming to sell your house in the near future, a neat and exquisite floor will catch the fancy of potential buyers. The good news is replacing worn out carpets with a new one isn’t an expensive project. You can get carpets that’ll scream quality and class for as little as £3-£5 per square foot. If you are lucky, some carpet dealers offer free installation services, so whether you want to do it yourself or through a third-party service, you are good to go.

Plant flowers/plants

plant-763965_640When it comes to home improvement strategies, planting flowers and other beautiful plants never gets old. You can’t possibly go wrong whether you choose to grow it outside the house or bring it indoors in a pot. Take a trip to your local nursery and invest as little as £50 to introduce some natural colour around your home. If you don’t have time on your hands to maintain the plants, make sure you opt for plants that do not grow too tall and have the capability of going many days without water.

Replace that boring furniture

chair-1840011_640Having a whole furniture haul may be a little too much. In fact, it might cost a fortune to replace everything if you desire quality sets. However, one of the trending materials used to improve home aesthetics is acrylic plastic sheets which you can get from Simply Plastics. It is similar to glass seeing as it’s completely transparent but better than glass because it doesn’t break easily. What’s more, it’s a lot cheaper than glass or wood and gives homes a modern, sophisticated look. You can use acrylic plastic for :

  • Bookshelves
  • Kitchen stools
  • Coffee tables
  • Art/picture frame
  • Wine racks
  • Center tables

Ditch the curtains

shutters-1680798_640Unless you have a classic home, many homeowners are dumping curtains for shutters. They give you more liberty to control the amount of light you want in the house. You don’t need to spend a fortune to acquire them, and they are a lot easier to maintain since you won’t need to load them into the washing machine now and then.

Legal Online Gambling Under Trump and Biden VS England

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Legal Online Gambling Under Trump and Biden VS England

Donald Trump, the former casino owner who became the President. Yes, Donald Trump is famous for running casinos in Atlantic City once upon a time, although one of the last vestiges of that era is being torn down. Donald Trump, believe it or not, has had a demonstrable negative effect on online gambling. Trump’s time as a casino magnate has not translated into anything good for online gambling, however.

In fact, the only significant policy move of his administration on this front has had a decidedly negative impact. The Wire-Act: in 2019, the US Department of Justice rescinded previous guidance on the federal Wire Act. This law deals with conducting gambling on an interstate basis. Historically, it prohibits only interstate sports betting, but the DOJ’s new position is an attempt to extend it to all forms of online gambling.

Joe Biden, meanwhile, is at worst harmless for online gambling. At best, he could help make the climate better for those wanting to play online poker from their homes. Gambling is not a topic Biden speaks much about in general. However, his stances on the rule of law and the role of the federal government suggest that he would, at a minimum, not interfere with states’ efforts to expand gambling. That is often the best we can hope for when it comes to politicians at the federal level.

The most significant piece of concrete information we have is Biden saying he would roll back what Trump has done on the Wire Act:

“I would reverse the White House opinion that was then reversed and overruled by the court. The court is correct. That should be the prevailing position.”

So, as we see, we English lads have it way better here in our isles! Effectively, online gambling has exploded in popularity in the United Kingdom in the recent decade, as more and more people saw the clear advantages of using a computer or smartphone and privileging free spins, finding a new casino, and much more online gambling instead of heading out to a physical casino.

As a result, the authorities have been introducing a raft of measures to keep people safe from gambling harms. The Gambling Commission, a government body established in 2007 that has wide-ranging powers, has been introducing rules in the last two years that have seen rogue casino operators either shut down or issued with hefty fines. It wants a fairer playing field for those who use online casinos

Along with fines and bans, the gambling commission has also brought in measures relating to how online gambling operators advertise their products, particularly so that ads shouldn’t be misleading or appeal in any way to children. Online casinos are also required to have stringent age-verification procedures so that youths cannot set up accounts and start gambling. Additionally, online casinos must act fairly in how they handle their customers’ cash. They can’t hold onto cash or be slow paying out winnings, for instance.

Instead, money must be handed over promptly. It’s all part of making the online gambling experience safe and enjoyable for all and keeping those who shouldn’t be gambling away from sites.

In the years to come, it’s surely a safe bet online gambling in the UK will be bigger and better than ever. So for our battle on who has the best online policies and opportunities…

The UK wins.

This is Not About Trump or Biden Any More This is About Electoral Integrity

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This is Not About Trump or Biden Any More This is About Electoral Integrity

Seriously Fuck Trump, Fuck Biden and Fuck the Democrat and Republican parties. Electoral integrity in America is the true casualty of what has occurred in the past week.

What we have witnessed in all its horrid duplicitous glory is something that reveals a system so corrupt and so bereft of decency, honour, justice, that it brings up much bile.

Those citizens of America, those citizens who voted in good faith, only to watch their ballots disappear into bags, or be uncovered in hastily dug holes in deserts, or simply shredded in Philadelphian counting warehouses by low-IQ goons with big fucking smiles on their grotesque faces, venal animals intent on vandalism of the worst kind, those good citizens who believed in justice, fairness in vote can only look on in horror.

To have international vote observers denied entrance to counting rooms is reminiscent of an occurrence in Burma as the Juntas reign supreme. Yet this all happened in the United States of America.

This election was not about two people trying to become president of the USA, it was and has turned out to be about much more. This is about electoral integrity and democracy being harmed to such an extent it is doubtful the West will ever recover.

Looking at the big picture, we have already had our Western democracy, supposedly the epitome of Western civilisation harmed by the censorship meted out by the Big Tech conglomerates and their Marxist allegiance to communist China. No one can dispute the fact that millions of voices have been silenced by social networks, and that it is nigh on impossible to have democratic elections when one side of the political forum has been silenced.

Injustice and censorship, as well as blatant election tampering will of course favour a singular electoral candidate, because it is cheating. If by cheating you win, you are not only cheating others but ultimately yourself because you cheated to win. Can you live with yourself after that, knowing full well that the position you have gained was by the lowly system of cheating?

Trump in all his folly fought the swamp, he fought the globalists, he fought the media, he fought the deep state, he fought the social networks, and he even tried to take on China, but ultimately he was fighting entities entrenched in corrupt practices in a dirty fucking swamp boiling over with so much dishonesty with years of entrenched corruption that in the end they attempted to take him down.

Nothing squeaks louder than the sound of corruption being tampered with, it is so entrenched in the system that it wails with ferocity. Corruption does not like being pointed out, and it does not like being told to move on, and that’s what one Maverick tried to do, Trump poked it with a stick.

This is why today, despite the blatant corruption in the electoral system, despite the silence from the media to Joe Biden’s corruption, the self-appointed media bullies are now suddenly declaring Biden as a winner of the election, even though there is no recourse to do so. These players in the game of corruption are glossing over the blatant election stealing practices because they themselves are arbiters of corruption and deceit, it was always their game, and they think they are the ones that call the shots.

Americans should be ashamed of themselves today, for they have allowed their once great nation to fall foul of such dishonourable electoral cheating practices, and to have the very name of democracy sullied in such a shameful manner. You should all hold your heads in abject shame, for America is no more.

From this moment on, if nothing is resolved, no one should ever trust American elections, or their electoral systems ever again. America has now zero electoral integrity.

When Monday comes, we will see what will happen.

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