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The Vile Protestations of Innocence From an Entitled Black Actor

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There’s no smoke without fire, and when 20+ women come out concerning sexual abuse from a protected black actor, the race card is the only defence from the likes of scum like actor Noel Clarke. Once celebrated by the Wokerati champagne socialist luvvie club, now a pariah with only a dodgy tattered race card to play in his defence.

“Black actors in showbiz were given a free pass, doors were opened for them, and some of them abused their positions. Pieces of shit like Clarke are only too prevalent, and this is the price people pay for letting animals like this to run wild,” an undisclosed film worker revealed.

No doubt putrid detritus like Clarke will be fully reprieved for his alleged abuses on young women by the media and champagne socialist actors’ equity card holders.

In YouTube-land another black celebrity has been caught out, this time a grossly obese black man calling himself EDB445 (Eat Dat Pussy 445) who was caught out arranging to meet a 13-year-old white girl, even sending pictures of his shit to what he thought was easy prey. Turned out that the 13-year-old girl was actually a paedophile hunting group, and the meeting was filmed in 4k. Naturally, YouTube defended the child predator because if you’re black you are now a protected individual whatever crimes you commit.

There is one rule for black people now, and a rule for the rest. Protected in every way, given vast privileges over everyone else, and allowed to commit as many crimes as they want without prosecution or reprisal. This is not ‘equality’ but supremacy.

African Americans in Their Woke Ascendency Inherit a Nation On the Cusp of Death

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You can have America, its cities in turmoil, riots everywhere, mass killings, homeless cities, deserted streets. African Americans in their ascendency have now inherited a land they have modelled to accommodate themselves, of course to the detriment of everyone else.

African Americans and the Wokerati think they have won the war, and maybe they have. Everywhere in the media now is a celebration of black hip hop R’n’b culture, it has taken over every facet of modern life. Blacks are now shoehorned into important employment positions whether they are qualified or not, and all films are now exclusively full of black actors, adverts, billboards, whatever.

The education system today is now one of Marxist political cultural indoctrination, where young children are portioned off into little groups according to the grade of their skin colour, and indoctrinated in these groups that if they are pale skinned they should hate themselves, and their history.

The black victory is however a pyrrhic one, where they are left with little or nothing for their enjoyment. Their cities are still shit holes, and everyone of value left a long time ago. No one watches the myriad of black films farted out of desperate Woke film studios, and they are forgotten almost as quickly as they are expelled from the strutting anuses of the Woke virtue signalling champagne socialist white producers.

Whatever happens, there still will be ‘white flight’ and many curse these people when they are in the privacy of their own homes, something the Wokerati cannot stop in any circumstances.

If racial change is to come, it has to come naturally — not by force!

When everything is about race, it just gets tedious and tiresome, there is no other point of view, no other subject explored, with these people everything is about racial politics and if you don’t like it they will cancel you. Cancel enough and what do you have left — nothing.

At the end of the day, these people have driven everyone else away, and there is certainly no balance in any of their actions. In fact, they claim they are anti-racist but are in fact as racist as the people that were in the ascendency before them. It is a vicious circle of repetition that brings about more hatred and racism every time.

People cannot be forced to like people they detest, they cannot have cultural Marxism pushed down their throats every day without simply leaving and never coming back. What happens then? The actions of the Woke have actually created more discord, division and hatred than there was before. Bravo!

Is Ronaldo On Way Out of Juventus Looking For PSG or Manchester United Move?

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Superstar Portuguese footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo has been floundering in the Champions League and is no longer a driving force for his team, Juventus. Here is a guy who eats six full meals a day and takes five power naps, the five-time Ballon d’Or winner, four-time Golden Boot winner, and renowned Juventus striker who loves to slice the balls into goals from tight unimaginable angles, somehow struggling to get Juventus through to the last four of the Serie A.

Having recently conceded a goal from a free kick against Porto, this unfortunately was a heavy weight on Ronaldo’s conscience. In a dramatic last 16 second leg on March 10th, ten-man Porto dumped the Italian giants out of the Champions League on away goals after extra-time. Juventus have now been knocked out on away goals at this stage for the second consecutive season.

After scoring 25 goals in 25 games Ronaldo has somehow become unstuck, a former shadow of his usual eagle-eyed sure-footed self. Even his solitary goal during the Juventus vs Napoli game on April 7th did not muster a murmur of celebration from the star. At the age of 36, Ronaldo is certainly reaching the age of retirement and his best days are far behind him now. Does his lacklustre performance for Juventus justify the bill he is charging the team, especially after non-qualification. The $131 million transfer days of Real Madrid and $140 million Juventus transfer days are firmly behind Ronaldo, and a long way from the heady days of his first taste of team football with Nacional da liha da Madeira.

Ronaldo was not even called up against Atalanta on the 18th April due to problems with his hip flexor but is continuing on with Serie A games, albeit in a limited capacity. Juventus currently sit fourth, level on points with third-placed Napoli as well as fifth-placed AC Milan in a ferociously fought top-four race. Atalanta are two points ahead in second with Inter Milan way out in front and cruising to the title.

There are rumours and discussions of a possible move either back to Manchester United or Paris Saint Germaine for next season, as a means of escape from Serie A and Juventus’ diminishing role in the European League. Contracted to Juventus till 2022, missing out on the Champion’s League, Europe’s premier club competition would make Ronaldo’s £27 million odd contractual salary tag a financial liability for Juventus.

Sunday’s match against Fiorentina, who are currently languishing at 14th place, only came up with a 1-1 draw despite Paratici’s confidence at the beginning of the game. The whole Juventus team looked a drab jumble as they floundered around midfield, no one bothering to pass the ball onto Dybala as he found himself deep. As for Ronaldo, he was sulking on the peripheries of the attack on the left, a dour imitation of his usual self.

Juventus and Milan are now involved in an unexpectedly cutthroat fight for Champions League qualification along with Atalanta, Napoli and Lazio.

The Rossoneri have lasted 27 games without a defeat in Serie A, but since that run ended, they have played 17 more times without ever winning more than two in a row – conceding three in defeats to Juventus, Atalanta and Inter. Milan were once again defeated against Lazio on Monday by three goals to nil. Joaquín Correa’s double in the 3-0 win left Milan fifth in the Serie A league, and Napoli beat struggling Torino 2-0 to leapfrog Juventus into third position.

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At this moment in time, does Ronaldo somehow resemble the deranged bronze sculpture banged together by the part-time sculptor Emanuel Santos unveiled in March 2017 to absolute ridicule? Gracing the entrance of Madeira Airport, the sculpture was quietly retired after 15 months on display. Ronaldo’s CR7 Museum replaced the garish piece with a more pleasant likeness from a Spanish sculptor who preferred to stay anonymous.

Time is now running out for Juventus (250/1 with 53.47% of bets to win Serie A) who are stuck on the table with Napoli and Milan all on 66 points. First place Inter (1/100 to win the Serie A Championship with 24.75% of bets) are 11 points clear of second placed Atalanta (100/1 with 6.93% of bets) and heading for their first title since 2010. Close behind the main players, sixth place Lazio have a game on hand with 5 points from Milan (1000/1 with 9.90% of bets).

The excitement is almost intoxicating as these six Italian giants duke it out for those first four spots, and of course the title win. The betting odds for the teams that will populate the top four spots are: Atalanta (1/16), Napoli (1/4), Juventus (4/11), AC Milan (11/8), Lazio (10/3) according to BritishGambler.co.uk.

At the age of 36, we can now only look back at Ronaldo’s greatest moments in football when he was at his zenith, a Portuguese power house of supreme skill and finishing who will live on for eternity.

 

Chinese Military Scientists and Why China is Free From Covid During Global Pandemic

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You may be wondering why China is free from the Covid-19 virus which originated from Wuhan, China, whilst the rest of the globe is mired in a terrible pandemic. Sparing the Chinese people was the plan in the first place as the Wuhan militarized virus was released by Chinese military scientists from Wuhan’s infamous virus disease centre in 2019 to spread across the globe.

“There was an initial spread amongst the Wuhan population but those infected died off and the whole operation was cloaked in military secrecy backed by the CCP and PLA. Military scientists successfully weaponised the virus and let it spread globally knowing full well what they were doing. It is no secret that anything that happens in China is hushed up and made to disappear, and this reason is why the Chinese authorities denied the existence of the virus to the West, and global countries for so long allowing it time to spread far and wide globally,” a Chinese military insider revealed.

Professor Shi Zhengli and biowarfare officer in the Chinese Army, Cao Wuchun, identified the RaTG13 pathogen, which is very close to the Covid-19 virus whilst working at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. They and their scientific teams back-engineered the bat virus, re-engineering it to be weaponised for military biowarfare, on orders from the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

“These two are the ones who created and weaponised the virus so that the jump from human to human would be accelerated. In the wild it takes years for a zoonotic disease to spread to humans, and then human to human, but they fast forwarded the process through genetic modification techniques, then released the virus onto the globe,” the military insider revealed further.

What is the plan for the Chinese virus, and why was it released?

The role of the Covid-19 Chinese Virus is to destabilise nations globally, to cause chaos, to cause massive economic damage, and invariably to murder as many non-Chinese people globally as possible. The biowarfare element of the virus is also designed to mutate at any sign of a vaccine, and to adapt itself with multiple mutations circumnavigating human antibodies.

China’s main goal via leader Xi Jinping is total global domination, and the virus is a sort of bleach to clean out whole nations, cause as much disruption as possible so that China can gain the high ground, not only economically but militarily.

“The CCP is loving what the Covid-19 virus is doing, especially in India, where Chinese news stories daily gloat over the massive deaths of Indians daily and their inadequate hospitals. For the Chinese, watching Indians die in their thousands every day is an aphrodisiac to their senses and dreams of conquest. There will come a time in the future when the Chinese will simply move their forces in and take over with little or no resistance, and the Covid-19 Wuhan Virus is their preparation for conquest — to fight and win without fighting is the ultimate Chinese military victory,” the military insider added.

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It is almost as if the Chinese high command can switch the virus on and off at their discretion and even target global zones specifically at any time. Yes, this may sound fantastic, but there is a distinct possibility that there may be some kind of hidden element to the infections as well as the natural spread of the virus. What if the Chinese military scientists have in fact found a way to do this, it would be the greatest weapon ever created. The virus could have DNA sequences that would be triggered via secret military satellites stationed around the globe.

The Chinese invented gunpowder that revolutionised warfare for centuries, and now they have successfully weaponised the world’s most successful virus as a means of conquest that will change the world forever.

There can only be one winner in total global hegemony, and China is desperate for resources, for land, and a one world China. The West is currently caught in the headlights, and are weak, as well as slow to act. They have no clue as to the plans the Chinese have concocted for them decades ago.

Maybe one day, the Chinese will simply be able to walk into London, Paris, New York, Moscow, New Delhi without a single shot being fired. The deserted streets will greet the Chinese victors as they all cheer in unison at their ultimate triumph. The Wuhan Virus will be the hero in all of China’s plans.

THE 2021 PHNX AWARDS TAKE FLIGHT

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The event launched to help the creative community navigate the crisis returns with a new mission: TRANSFORMATION. Conceived last year as a way of raising the spirits of the creative community during the crisis, the PHNX awards will rise again in 2021 with an evolved format. This time around they will celebrate creativity that can impact tomorrow’s world.

Founder Philippe Paget comments: “We can’t create a new world, but we definitely need to transform the old one.”

As with last year’s event, the uniquely diverse jury will include creatives, agency leaders, brands, consultants, journalists, strategists – in other words, people from every corner of the communications industry.

Judging will take place from June 14 to 27 with a live online event on July 8. Since the PHNX is about renewal, there are new categories, new judging criteria and a new Grand Prix selection process. The awards are now open for entries until June 11.

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The five categories:

01. Transform a brand: Work that changes the way a brand looks, communicates and behaves.

02. Transform an industry: Work that has the potential to impact the future strategy of an entire business sector.

03. Transform communications: New and innovative methods of communicating via alternative media, creative technology, experiences, events etc.

04. Transform working: Projects that improve the lives of employees and change the way people work.

05. Transform lives: Work that has the potential to solve a challenge facing society: inequity, climate change, poverty, illness etc.

The work will be judged on three criteria: The level of innovation and creativity; the potential impact; the quality of execution. In another new twist, Grand Prix nominees will be able to present their work live in conversation with the jury.

To cover some costs while ensuring accessibility, there will be a nominal entry free of just €50. The decision to bring back the PHNX awards was sparked by the phenomenal response to last year’s event, which featured 450 jury members from 120 countries and more than 4000 entries.

“We fully expect this new take on the PHNX awards to be just as popular and groundbreaking,” commented Philippe Paget, CEO of AdForum, which is the awards’ official partner.

Sign up to PHNX Awards here: https://adforum.com/torch/phoenix-2021

For more information: [email protected]

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…and the Oscar Goes to No One

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The irrelevance of the Oscars, where less than 10 million people bothered to tune in cannot be exemplified more than what did not happen at this year’s graveyard session — with no films of note, and few actors of note, and no humour to match the morose atmosphere of death to go with the ill-fated ‘ceremony’ the smell of death was only too apparent.

Sex, glamour, danger, excitement and mystery are now relics of a bygone era. Hollywood is now solely focused on Woke, socially conscious, boring and sorrowful mediocre banal shit.

That’s okay though because now anyone can watch anything they want streamed on the net for free, either on a movies123, or a putlockers site from a server somewhere deep in China, or pay a small monthly fee to Netflix or Amazon. Hollywood is now irrelevant and the funny thing is, it brought all this upon itself by going Woke, and becoming some kind of Marxist tool for indoctrination that makes people switch off immediately.

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The Wokerati few all dolled up to the nines, sat around a few seats in a train station, a place where the trains coming and going would be infinitely more interesting than watching the pathetic luvvie champagne socialist scum trip over their frail egos.

This year it was a BLM festival Oscar ceremony where black actors were paraded in front of the cameras two to a dozen, all raising their fists in defiance of the white money men who financed their shit films that no one will watch or remember.

“I hate all white folk and hope you all die soon!” one black actor said in her acceptance speech to cheers from the assembled NPCs.

Many of the actors and actresses on parade on the night were unknown to many, and as they sashayed down the red carpet, in some households many probably had to do an internet search to find out who the fuck just made an acceptance speech. Of course, many probably did not bother to even do an internet search and just let it go.

“I doubt I would know who they were even with an internet search.”

On and on it went for over two hours, faceless, soulless, talentless, and with not an ounce of humour to spice things up a little.

Ricky Gervaise, even you would have a hard time coming up with material to say amongst the cadavers on display yesterday, and your non-invite was in fact a blessing. Hollywood is dead, and it seems so utterly bereft of life that even if one were to put a six-inch needle through the scrotal sac of Oscar himself, he would barely register a mild yelp.

COVID: Humans Never Learn

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The masses, the common human animal simply does not learn, and cannot fathom the enormity of the Covid Pandemic. It is this irascible stubborn nature of delusion and downright stupidity that the virus counts on.

“It will happen to someone else, it will not happen to me,” you say as you down another pint in an overcrowded pub with no mask or social distancing.

As you lie dying for air in a hospital car park filled with other similar cases, your tired oxygen starved mind, time slowed down, looks back on those moments and wishes you had listened and not acted in such a reckless manner.

 

What is happening in India now with over 5-10,000 deaths from Covid per day will happen in the UK soon enough. The Indians thought the pandemic was over, they rejoiced and partied in the streets and clubs, they had election rallys and Khumb Mellas, they opened the country up, just as the UK is doing right now.

Life as it was before December 2019 will not return but it is nay on impossible to relay this information to either the population or governments who are led by economists and big business.

The Wuhan Virus is now mutating so fast, scientists cannot keep up with the enormous amount of variations popping up all over the place. India’s double mutation Covid strain is in the UK right now, and because the masses are out and about right now it will spread. The Indian double mutation circumnavigates your body’s antibodies and currently there is no viable vaccine for this deadly strain. Input through the eyes, nose, mouth anywhere where humans come together is a serious risk to human health, anywhere and everywhere.

The virus does not care for your human rights to freedom, or political views, or fears of governmental overreach, these people rallying and protesting are deluded fools simply doing the virus’ bidding. Their ultimate doom will come, as noble as they think their protests are, the virus will continue spreading and mutating because these people are its fodder.

What does it take to save your life? Will you read this article and scoff at the ‘nonsense’ and the ‘sensationalism’ or will some ember of life-saving fear and hard truth make you change your mind?

Humans never learn — the mutating virus is counting on that…

 

 

Cummings Made Boris, Now He is Destroying Boris

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There is great power in creation, but in destruction there seems to be even greater power, and so, the cycle of life and death comes and goes, much like the ebbing tides of Hades. The wrath of Dominic Cummings, Boris’ former man on point, the man who made Brexit a success, the man who won an election for Boris, is now his destructor, his extraterrestrial nemesis.

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Cummings lost hs SPAD job months ago when he was sacked, and now it seems is his time to strike, his x-ray eyes meting out terror in Number 10 as each well-timed leak is released to the press.

What good can come out of this destruction of the PM for the country? Cummings is a man out for blood, and Boris is leaking the red stuff all over the fucking place.

From the Number 11 flat’s £65,000 garishly designed refurbishment bills to how Boris delayed lockdown, the PM’s integrity is on the ropes, and Labour no doubt wants to seize on this weakness, especially for electioneering purposes.

Cummings does have a point in certain areas, for example, we really don’t know if policy these days is dictated by Boris or his girlfriend, Carrie Simmons? There is a suspicion, from the waffley eco pussified diktats coming out of Number 10 that it is Simmons who is dictating things to Boris and not the other way round.

Equally, we can look at things in the perspective of Boris, and how far he has strayed from the path, especially as he now has someone like Cummings barking at his heels.

The worrying part of this angry gratuitous revenge is that Brexit could be at risk because of this destructive feud. Britain has already succeeded in garnering some major trade deals, and it would be a shame to throw that all away just for some petty revenge. Fuck all the rest, Brexit is the most important thing for the UK at the moment apart from the pandemic of course, and to lose everything everyone has worked for so hard would be incomprehensibly dumb.

Cummings stop being a petulant vindictive cunt, Boris stop being a pussified mouthpiece for your girlfriend and re-grow your fucking balls again.

Grandmaster Putin Playing Biden Like a Flute

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The massive troop build up on the Ukraine border, and warnings from Putin for Biden to back off, are big dog barks against a tiny poodle. Grandmaster Putin, is a strategic behemoth compared to the floundering Biden who needs constant prompts through his ear piece to do even the simplest of tasks. Trip and fall Biden does not even know where he is or what he is saying most of the time, but thanks to the skewed corrupt U.S. election he was somehow selected for the job.

Sharpness is the key, an ultimate strategic portfolio on hand at any moment and the ability to change tactics as fluid situations arise out of nowhere. Speed, and the ability for extreme calm when others are losing their heads is also something Putin has in his vast arsenal of technique. Biden has none of that, he is sadly a decrepit floundering fool, a corrupt vestige of greed, and a mumbling geriatric with advanced mental decline.

When Putin makes his move, which he will soon, there is nothing the weak Biden will be able to do, and if he does dare to counteract Grandmaster Putin, he will be outmanoeuvred and flanked from all points.

While Biden is bumbling around like a deranged retarded bee, Putin is preparing for action. Biden is more concerned with the Green New Deal right now, which will bankrupt America further. Now is not the time to think about profligate eco-socialist pet projects that will cost trillions of dollars, the USA should be concentrating on the Russian bear who seems to be sharpening its claws for a final push through Ukraine, and maybe other sovereign nations that used to be under the Soviet curtain.

The people who installed Biden into power should be ashamed of themselves because they have put someone who is completely bereft of ability or talent to face America’s enemies who every day grow stronger while the USA grows weaker. It is because of this grave mistake that America itself may fall completely within the next few years.

As for the Chinese, it is almost certain that they will not miss any chance or opening to complete their mission within the South China Sea as well.

The Iranians are emboldened by Biden, and are enriching uranium to the highest levels yet. They too will not hesitate to act against the interests of the USA, especially with Biden around, it’s pretty much a free for all, grab and take what you want situation.

Joe Biden — the gift that keeps giving.

Leaky Harry Not Trusted by Royals Any More

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The tattletale former prince, Harry, is not trusted any more by members of the royal family due to the amount of information from private conversations Harry has leaked to Meghan and her friends who immediately leak the conversations to the American media.

“Speaking to Harry in private with important details is a thing of the past because the little petulant boy leaks everything to the gutter media. It’s like seeing your exact words published on billboards everywhere just after you had a supposedly confidential conversation. Harry cannot be trusted any more, especially after his whining Oprah show where he sang like a canary about his privileged woes and threw the British Monarchy under the bus,” one a royal commentator revealed on Thursday.

Harry is so untrusted now, he may even be deemed a national security risk, therefore nothing of import should ever be divulged to the ginger.

Something must be done about the loose mouthed Harry and his equally loose wife, but what?

The Windsors need to stay tight-lipped when conversing with Harry from now on, that is a certainty.

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