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Prince Andrew Celebrates Paying Off Sex Accuser With Slap Up Meal at Pizza Express in Woking

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Prince Andrew Celebrates Paying Off Sex Accuser With Slap Up Meal at Pizza Express in Woking

Apart from being £7.5 million poorer, the Duke of York, Prince Andrew was in an elated state today because paying off that “ghastly woman” will relinquish him of the trouble of going through the hell of a protracted court case in America where more nasties may emerge.

To celebrate, what better thing to do than a slap-up meal at the Pizza Express in Woking. It’s the place he claims he was at when the photo of him side by side with Virginia Roberts was taken.

The ‘American hot’ pizza is pretty good, but those jalapeños can sure make you sweat, although that won’t bother Andrew because he cannot sweat apparently.

So, what will life be like for the errant Duke now that he is free from scrutiny? Well, sadly for Prince Andrew he has sort of been given the boot from the Windsors and all his shenanigans have been taken away as well. Sans medals, HRH and free first class flights all over the world, maybe he can pen a children’s book like his former wife, Fergie. Actually, seeing as he is now known only for his friendship with dead pedo Jeffrey Epstein, he better steer clear of anything to do with kiddies.

Here’s to Verbier, or maybe not anymore…

Hacking Trump: Criminal Hillary For Prison

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Hacking Trump: Criminal Hillary For Prison

Oh no, when Trump pleaded with the press that he had been hacked, they all poo pooed him citing ridiculous ‘conspiracy theories’, well turns out those conspiracy theories were the truth and Hillary Clinton is now in the eye of a storm bigger than Watergate, Lewinskygate and any other fucking gate that ever existed.

Trump Was Right

Here is a vicious socialist criminal former Secretary of State actively allegedly hiring hackers to not only break into the servers at Trump Tower but to possibly plant false evidence tying Trump to Russia. You can’t get more fiendish than that, or can you? The rumours  of Trump Russian collusion spread by Hillary caused immense hatred and caused much mayhem during the Trump presidency.

Socialist Democrats have been revealed to be devious criminals who go to any length including criminal activities to besmirch their opponents, all backed up by a biased left-wing colluding media spreading the lies.

Bigger than Watergate

Everything is tied to Special Counsel John Durham’s Feb. 11 filing, which has alleged that lawyers from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign in 2016 paid to infiltrate servers belonging to Trump Tower and later the White House, in order to establish an “inference” and “narrative” to bring to federal government agencies linking Donald Trump to Russia.

In a section titled “Factual Background,” Durham revealed that Clinton lawyer, Michael Sussmann “had assembled and conveyed the allegations to the FBI on behalf of at least two specific clients, including a technology executive (Tech Executive 1) at a U.S.-based internet company (Internet Company 1) and the Clinton campaign.”

Durham’s filing said Sussmann’s “billing records reflect” that he “repeatedly billed the Clinton Campaign for his work on the Russian Bank-1 allegations.”

The latest filing states that in July 2016, the tech executive worked with Sussmann, a U.S. investigative firm retained by Law Firm 1 on behalf of the Clinton campaign, numerous cyber researchers and employees at multiple internet companies to “assemble the purported data and white papers.”

“In connection with these efforts, Tech Executive-1 exploited his access to non-public and/or proprietary Internet data,” the filing states. “Tech Executive-1 also enlisted the assistance of researchers at a U.S.-based university who were receiving and analyzing large amounts of Internet data in connection with a pending federal government cybersecurity research contract.”

Hillary for Prison

No doubt, Durham’s intricate investigation and damning findings have been completely ignored by the Mainstream media, which is heavily aligned with the socialist American Democrat Party. Hillary Clinton is no doubt in a very safe place, protected by the US socialist structures of media and government, despite her alleged crimes.

“Tech Executive-1 tasked these researchers to mine Internet data to establish ‘an inference’ and ‘narrative’ tying then-candidate Trump to Russia,” Durham wrote. “In doing so, Tech Executive-1 indicated that he was seeking to please certain ‘VIPs,’ referring to individuals at Law Firm-1 and the Clinton campaign.”

Durham also wrote that during Sussmann’s trial, the government will establish that among the Internet data Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited was domain name system (DNS) internet traffic pertaining to “(i) a particular healthcare provider, (ii) Trump Tower, (iii) Donald Trump’s Central Park West apartment building, and (iv) the Executive Office of the President of the United States (EOP).”

Durham stated that the internet company that Tech Executive-1 worked for “had come to access and maintain dedicated servers” for the Executive Office of the President as “part of a sensitive arrangement whereby it provided DNS resolution services to the EOP.”

“Tech Executive-1 and his associates exploited this arrangement by mining the EOP’s DNS traffic and other data for the purpose of gathering derogatory information about Donald Trump,” Durham states.

The filing also reveals that Sussmann provided “an updated set of allegations” including the Russian bank data, and additional allegations relating to Trump “to a second agency of the U.S. government” in 2017.

Durham says the allegations “relied, in part, on the purported DNS traffic” that Tech Executive-1 and others “had assembled pertaining to Trump Tower, Donald Trump’s New York City apartment building, the EOP, and the aforementioned healthcare provider.”

Durham added that data collected by Tech Executive-1 also found that lookups began as early as 2014, during the Obama administration and years before Trump took office, which he said, is “another fact which the allegations omitted.”

“In his meeting with Agency-2 employees, the defendant also made a substantially similar false statement as he made to the FBI General Counsel,” Durham wrote. “In particular, the defendant asserted that he was not representing a particular client in conveying the above allegations.”

“In truth and in fact, the defendant was representing Tech Executive-1–a fact the defendant subsequently acknowledged under oath in December 2017 testimony before Congress, without identifying the client by name,” Durham wrote.

At this point, Durham has indicted three people as part of his investigation: Sussmann in September 2021, Igor Danchenko on Nov. 4, 2021 and Kevin Clinesmith in August 2020.

Danchenko was charged with making a false statement and is accused of lying to the FBI about the source of information that he provided to Christopher Steele for the anti-Trump dossier.

Kevin Clinesmith was also charged with making a false statement. Clinesmith had been referred for potential prosecution by the Justice Department’s inspector general’s office, which conducted its own review of the Russia investigation.

Specifically, the inspector general accused Clinesmith, though not by name, of altering an email about Page to say that he was “not a source” for another government agency. Page has said he was a source for the CIA. The DOJ relied on that assertion as it submitted a third and final renewal application in 2017 to eavesdrop on Trump campaign aide Carter Page under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA).

The former Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe met with Durham on multiple occasions and told him there was evidence in intelligence to support the indictments of “multiple people” in his investigation into the origins of the Trump-Russia probe.

Former President Trump reacted to the filing on Saturday evening, saying Durham’s filing “provides indisputable evidence that my campaign and presidency were spied on by operatives paid by the Hillary Clinton Campaign in an effort to develop a completely fabricated connection to Russia.”

“This is a scandal far greater in scope and magnitude than Watergate and those who were involved in and knew about this spying operation should be subject to criminal prosecution,” Trump said. “In a stronger period of time in our country, this crime would have been punishable by death.”

Unfortunately for Trump, due to the protected status of Hillary Clinton and her associates, even if criminality has been proven, nothing will happen. The entire corrupt US system of government and law is geared solely to the Democrat Socialist Party.

Who Has Faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan?

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Who Has Faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan?

Is there anyone there who has faith in slimy piece of shit slug Sadiq Khan, a character who has made it practically unbearable to live in the capital city anymore. London today is awash with sectarian gang related violence, mass rape, violent robbery along with gun violence never before witnessed since the days of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown’s London Mayor appointee Red Ken.

WELCOME TO SADIQ KHAN LABOUR LONDONSadiq Khan, the snivelling suppurating wart on the arse cheek of humanity, said he had no confidence in police chief, Cressida Dick, so the poor woman resigned. Today, London’s police officers have voiced their no confidence in Sadiq Khan. The Metropolitan Police Federation, which represents 31,000 officers, withdrew its support for the Labour politician after Commissioner Dame Cressida Dick was forced out of her position last week. The body accused the London Mayor of “scaremongering” and “undermining” the trust in the police by publicly criticising the force.

How much more paperwork and red-tape does the mayor want the police to be stuck under? As it is, at the moment you can’t find a Bobby on the Beat even if you rob your local High Street bank. They’re all stuck in the station filling in ridiculous amounts of forms and reports because the Left has basically tied their hands behind their backs. If there is one thing Boris must do after he is fined fifty quid for having a work-related drink during lockdown with a few aides by the police set on him by the pedantic remainers and lefties, is to release the police from the bureaucratic red-tape nightmare holding the police from doing their fucking jobs.

Red Tape“You can’t fart anymore without filling in six forms. The lefty commie bastards now send us all off to re-education indoctrination camps where ‘critical race theory’ is blurted out by speakers 24-7. I can’t order a black officer to do something during a crime because it might hurt his or her feelings about coloniasm 500 years ago. Everything we say or do is analysed then broken down to be interpreted in some weird sort of Soviet communist lingo, I think they call Wokism. By that time, the criminals have come and gone and there’s another crime unsolved. This is why we have no confidence in Sadiq Khan, who is more preoccupied by his next woke PR piece for the local papers than us policing London,” one angry police officer may or may not have said.

British police officers should be lauded for being the bravest, most underappreciated police force in the world. Whilst high calibre guns are daily waved in their faces, all they have is a tiny truncheon and a pair of handcuffs. If it were up to the Squib, every police man and woman would be armed to the teeth, the paperwork reduced down to a single note with one tick box, and their right to carry out the law unhindered by anything or anyone encouraged at every turn.

Sadiq Khan, you are a cunt, and no one has any confidence in you anymore, so please do the decent thing and resign immediately. May you be stamped into obscurity and resign in abject disgrace, something you deserve for what you have done to London and the Met police force.

The Woke Soviet Agenda Killing Democracy Softly Bit by Bit

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The Woke Soviet Agenda Killing Democracy Softly Bit by Bit

When lies and scientific untruths become Woke truths, and elections are won by Big Tech Silicon Valley monstrosities cancelling entire political opponents from the internet, democracy in the West dies a thousand deaths. The Woke Soviet Agenda is killing all ideals that constitute the West and its freedoms.

For any democracy to function, history must not be tampered with, science must be science, and elections must be allowed to be exercised without entire political groups being cancelled. The US elections in 2020 were proof that democracy had been all but destroyed in the United States, where even the voice of the President was cancelled by the Silicon Valley lords.

Who decides what is the truth in a digital world where entire historical events are either simply erased or rewritten for the new Sovietized Woke generation?

When a person can define their gender as cat, what does that say for hundreds of years of science, psychiatry and thousands of years of human civilization?

Defacing and pulling down statues used to be the work of groups like ISIS, but are now the staple of the Woke.

All advertising media is now dominated by black people, as is the entire music industry, and also Hollywood films. Black Lives Matter is not about equality, but of superiority. Indonesian Lives Don’t Matter or any other lives anymore. The Woke have found their weapon, and they are using black people to destroy democracy and fairness in cultural representation by only concentrating on a singular race. If this in itself is not racism, what is? The only winner in this destruction of democracy is China, and other enemies of the West.

What recourse do we have now, where freedom of expression and speech, one of the key tenets of democracy, are eroded beyond repair?

The West, destroyed its own democracy from within, and it will pay a heavy price in the future totalitarian nightmare that will unfold. One can only hope that the war coming will eventually increase the urgency to PROTECT democracy once all the fighting is over.

If you support the Woke Soviet ideology you are an enemy of democracy, and you will hopefully one day be lined up against a wall with your communist comrades and shot in the head, for there is no redemption for the sickness and evil you breed. It is what it is. War!

Former Royal Harry Procures a Job at Disneyland

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Former Royal Harry Procures a Job at Disneyland

With work drying up at Netflix and Spotify, the ailing former royal Harry has been given a lifeline by the Disney Corp. with a job at Disneyland, Anaheim, Los Angeles.

Disneyland manager Budd Johnsons, at the Los Angeles site, revealed on Monday that Harry will be inducted sometime this week to join the team.

“We got his costume ready, and he will be delighted to know that we have increased his pay by $1.75 on top of his $12/hour salary.”

When asked about what the former royal will be doing at Disneyland, the staff have only been allowed to give out hints.

“Does he have big floppy ears?”

“Yes.”

“Is it Dumbo?”

“No, but close.”

“Hmmm, lemme guess. Is he that goofy dumbass dog thing?”

“Please don’t swear or be rude, this is Disneyland. Would Miley Cyrus, a Disney protégé ever say such rude words or do obscene things in front of audiences? Exactly!”

Biden: “I’m Warning You Putin. If You Invade I Will Do Nothing”

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Biden: “I’m Warning You Putin. If You Invade I Will Do Nothing”

 

Sleepy Joe sure has his moments, when he is awake he can truly be fearsome. He shakes as he jumbles out his demented words, raising a finger here or there. Chessmaster Putin must be quaking in his boots at the Biden rhetoric blasted out from Democrat Propaganda Central CNN on a daily basis.

biden crypto“We are sending 2,000 US troops to Ukraine but they will not fight if there is an invasion,” Biden central command bleats. What’s the fucking point of that? Might as well not send any troops to Ukraine, especially when there are 150,000 Russian troops and thousands of tanks surrounding the bloody country.

Of course, Biden is probably more concerned with increasing the numbers of transgender and gay troops in the US army than forming any real response to the Ukrainian standoff.

When Putin attacks, it is almost guaranteed that China will seize the opportunity to finally make a move on Taiwan. Biden, who is already confused, as his cognitive decline is so severe, will really be confused then. What will he do? No doubt Beijing Biden will stand down there as well.

Obama_FeetUp_OVAL-ROOM-big POLITICAL SATIREWe have to thank that other esteemed Democrat, Barack Hussein Obama for all this mess we’re in today, for it was his decision to do absolutely nothing in 2014 when Putin annexed the Crimea that caused all this shit. Thank you Obama, your sheer incompetence, and ignorance of foreign affairs has doomed the West to certain annihilation and death, but that’s what you probably wanted. You and your ilk detested the West with vehemence. Americans these days seem to have a masochistic streak in voting for presidents that not only hate America but the entire West. None of this would be happening if the US president was a real patriot.

Sleepy Joe, he can’t handle all of this, look what the deranged idiot did in Afghanistan. The mumbling wreck is a military disaster waiting to happen, hell, this putrid corrupt geriatric fuck with severe dementia symptoms has his shaky finger over the red button. Biden could be responsible for a nuclear winter lasting 30 years where no sunlight reaches the earth’s surface. Stand down or fight; with the disgracefully incompetent shit heel Biden in charge, we are all toast.

If you don’t sleep well at night, don’t worry because Sleepy Joe sleeps like a baby, day and night.

 

 

Simon Says You Must Follow Google

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Simon Says You Must Follow Google

Follow, install, obey and never uninstall that Google Chrome for it is the window to the Googleverse that is the known internet today. Unrivalled, and all pervasive, it never relinquishes its hold on your very existence. Those passwords it keeps until those pesky hackers unravel them, and your entire life is held within the databases to analyse, to sell and do what they want with it all.

Simon Says

Remember, this is all free, it has been given to you entirely without any monetary outlay from your good self, however is it all free as they say? Well, not really is the answer. You are the product, you are the software, as your every move is tracked, your every purchase logged and your participation on the internet a necessary prerequisite to the very functioning of Google and its many tentacles.

Google calendar, YouTube, Google Drive, Google Analytics, Google this and Google that, it all requires your participation otherwise it would all not exist, and since you have been inducted into the Google world, you cannot yourself exist without Google. It is simply everywhere, in the phone you bought, in the new laptop you purchased on Google Shopping, and in the very fabric of the dendrites, synapses of your brain.

There will come a day when Google will not only own your time, your advertising spend, your purchase history and your entire web history, but it will be installed into your brain directly. Imagine what they can charge the advertisers as loud, brash adverts are pumped into your inner cortex directly without you being able to skip the fucking things. You, yourself, will now be a walking talking advertisement, a living nightmare where adverts are intermittently blasted into your tired out brain for eternity.

Follow, follow, follow, follow!

You must thus obey, follow Simon Google, do as they tell you because it needs you as much as you need it, there is certainly no form of escape, that is unless you chop off your own fucking head or choose to live on a deserted island. Messy, mess, that would be. Those offshore Google accounts holding billions and billions of dollars are all thanks to your hard work surfing and being entertained by Google. You had no choice in the matter though, did you? That’s all there really is on the internet now, forget about the rest, they have been overshadowed, sold out, bought out, crushed.

Simon Says Google Chrome, a never-ending pusillanimous tornado of Googleness pushed into your very soul, so much so that you yourself are now Google. Your very behaviour, speech and actions are now programmed exactly how they want you to be, and the funny thing is, you will think these are your own thoughts, when in reality they never were, and never will be. Google is now you, and you are Google. Google only wants to help you. Enjoy!

Boris: “No Need to Self-Isolate if Infected With Covid”

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Boris: “No Need to Self-Isolate if Infected With Covid”

Yes, we understand that Boris Johnson is being pursued by a horrid assortment of deranged lefties and remainers for the ‘partygate’ fiasco, however does endangering the entire population of Britain by announcing that the infected will no longer need to self-isolate placate his detractors?

We are guaranteed Covid mutations in the future, and the prognosis is not good. There will be viral variations that are increasingly deadly, therefore anyone who has underlying health problems will recieve a certain death sentence. Omicron has been labelled as mild, but it still is doing some decent killing in numbers.

No masks, no isolation for the infected, this is a script from another dystopian film where some deadly virus is allowed to spread across a country simply because a politician wants to get re-elected. Was this insane idea one of Carrie’s insane ideas? In this case, probably not, it must be an amalgamation of Borisian thinking and that of one of his newly appointed SPADS.

What can we now expect in the future? We can expect an increase in infected people. This is an almost guaranteed data point, and we can also expect an increase in deaths. There will be a decrease in official figures for infections however because there will be no more covid testing, or either that the results will be suppressed.

Being infected by covid, even for the supremely healthy, is not something to gloss over. Once this virus enters the body, it attacks the entire body, including the heart, lungs and brain. Long-term fatigue, and other severe damage to the internal organs occur, but scientists are still studying the effects of this virus and learning new things every day.

Alternatively, none of the above monstrous stuff may happen. Boris would have got it right, and we all live happily ever after with the virus no more irksome than a common cold. The economy starts to rocket up again, people go on their holidays and life returns to pre-2019 levels. Huzzah! Boris is re-elected for his stroke of genius, and Carrie is granted bucket loads of designer wallpaper for the Number 10 flat for free.

Beyond Satire VIII

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Beyond Satire VIII

Hello to another edition of some carefully curated Beyond Satire articles from all over the world.

We start off this edition with an intriguing news story involving noodles, and needless noodle violence.

Assault and Battery by Ramen Noodle

A Florida Man is behind bars after allegedly battering his girlfriend with hot ramen noodles, according to police. Smith was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the St. Lucie County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $5000 bond on the misdemeanour count.

Maybe noodles need to be banned now because they could be used as a deadly weapon?

The University of Bristol Offers Staff to Identify as Felines With ‘Catgender’ Pronoun

Cat woman eating mouseStrange, because one would assume that a university would know that being a cat (Felis catus) is more about species than gender, but sadly this is where the education system in ‘woke’ Bristol is going. They are welcome to fuck science up as much as they want, as long as they choose to do so only within the environs of Bristol.

“Someone who is catgender may use nya/nyan pronouns” (meaning ‘meow’ in Japanese).

The “catgender” pronoun reveals that some individuals are ‘xenic’ – and their gender is therefore not aligned to “the Western human binary of gender alignments”.

“Catgender” is described as “[feeling] an extremely strong connection to cats or other felines, either strongly identifying with them or simply wanting to incorporate them into their gender to better understand their identity”.

Bristol university tutors now scurry around in the hallways of the university, sniffing for mice. Forget about teaching students, they sleep all day and demand to be fed treats when they care to arise from their slumber.

American Dream Megamall Has Just $820 In Its Reserve Account

This one is more about irony than being beyond satire, however it is included anyway simply because it sort of sums up the ‘American Dream’ very succinctly. What is more American than a megamall and one that is called ‘American Dream Megamall‘? What can a mall of that size do with $820 left in its bank account? Fuck knows? Maybe arrange a barbecue for the staff before firing everyone? It’s the American dream, innit?

Woman ‘gang raped’ in VR Metaverse Says Tech Advances Made it Feel Like Real Life

vr metaverseWithout wishing to denigrate the brutality of real physical rape, this news story had to be included simply because it was so beyond satire, it exemplifies the tragedy of the modern tech age. To have some avatars on a VR screen jump on you is NOT fucking rape. For a start, avatars don’t have genitals, they do not have penises, vaginas, balls or flopping tits. In fact, the avatars in Zuckerberg’s metaverse don’t even have a lower body.

Insane Nina Jane Patel, the vice president of research for a rival metaverse company, claims she was ‘verbally and sexually harassed’ and ‘virtually gang raped’ by a group of men within 60 seconds of logging into ‘Horizon Venues’, a VR world owned by Meta (formerly Facebook).

This sort of nonsensical digital shit trivialises real rape in the physical world, and Ms Patel needs to go to her safe space bubble or whatever it is and permanently stay there from now on.

Boris Johnson Investigated For Partygate Whilst Russia Set to Invade Ukraine Any Day Now

What does it say about how low Western society has deteriorated that a PM is being investigated for some trivialities when a country like Russia is on the eve of attacking a Western allied nation, namely Ukraine? For fuck’s sake, during WW2, Churchill was not punished for walking around with a big fat cigar in his mouth, a glass of champers in one hand and a bottle of brandy in the other. In times of grave national stress, leaders have to cope the best they can do, and if it means letting off some steam with a bit of booze, so be it. These forces who are pushing this Partygate nonsense are anti-Western elements, agents working to destroy us from within, and the intelligence agencies need to take these people out forthwith. The utter pathetic ridiculousness of it all certainly qualifies the Partygate fiasco as being Beyond Satire.

Woman Charged With ‘Bodily Harm’ After Fighting Off Syrian Rapist

The woman who fought off a rapist was charged with ‘bodily harm’ by police for defending herself. The attack occurred in Vienna. Beyond Satire or just another example of EU legislation gone very wrong. Women should be allowed to do anything to rapists without the fear of punishment.

Shortly before midnight on Tuesday last week, the 22-year-old woman wanted to enter the entrance area to her apartment building on Schönbrunner Strasse in the district of Meidling when she was attacked out of nowhere. The attacker pushed the woman into the courtyard, immediately grabbed intimate parts of the body and pushed his victim to the ground, according to Austrian newspaper Kronen Zeitung.

But then the rape attempt took a dramatic turn: the woman, with presence of mind, managed to pull a knife out of her purse. She stabbed her attacker several times with it until he let go of his victim, grabbed her purse and ran away badly injured.

 

Don’t forget to view some more Beyond Satire examples here

China Winter Olympics: Western Athletes Warned They Could Have Organs Removed

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China Winter Olympics: Western Athletes Warned They Could Have Organs Removed

It sure is winter in the China Winter Olympics Gulag where athletes are treated like shit, incarcerated for days in dingy filthy rat infested rooms in quarantine and fed slop that even animals would not be fed in the West.

There’s something truly nasty about having an Olympics in some totalitarian commie pit filled with Little Stalins all barking insane orders at you in Mandarin.

According to Weibo, the Chinese equivalent of Twitter, Western athletes are viewed as strong with good quality organs. There are many in China who would pay over a million dollars for an athlete’s kidneys or liver.

Xian76, from Hunan Province, posted on Tuesday: “When the foreign athletes go to sleep, Olympic organisers anaesthetise them and medical teams take their organ. Hmmm, liver with some fava beans…fffff…fffff…ffff! When they wake up, they will not realise until it is too late what happened. Tee hee!”

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China Winter Olympics

State officials for the CCP are extremely proud of their organ harvesting program however they decry the overall quality of the product.

“China, with pride, harvests the most human organs of any country in the world, but the quality of Chinese organs is low because they are usually harvested from prisoners and condemned criminals. This is why, now that these Western fit and healthy athletes are in China they are prime targets, their organs once harvested will be sent to the highest bidders, most probably in Saudi Arabia or UAE,” one proud Chinese state official revealed.

The Chinese state is so efficient in harvesting fresh internal organs from their population, that they even have mobile execution vans which go from village to village. Once the citizen is dispatched in the van, their entire body parts are harvested for sale whilst still warm. Eyeballs and kidneys, as well as livers, are extremely sought after in the lucrative business. The Uyghur people, who are currently part of a state run extermination program, are particular key targets of the organ harvesting program.

Injections leave the whole body intact and require participation of doctors. Organs can “be extracted in a speedier and more effective way than if the prisoner is shot,” says Mark Allison, East Asia researcher at Amnesty International in Hong Kong. “We have gathered strong evidence suggesting the involvement of (Chinese) police, courts and hospitals in the organ trade.”

Executions in death vans are recorded on video and audio that is played live to local law enforcement authorities — a measure intended to ensure they are carried out legally.

China’s refusal to give outsiders access to the bodies of executed prisoners has added to suspicions about what happens afterward: Corpses are typically driven to a crematorium and burned before relatives or independent witnesses can view them.

USA Today

One Austrian athlete competing at the Chinese Winter Olympics says he is so fearful of waking up with a scar along his body that he wears a special corset to bed every night before his event and blocks the door of his cubicle.

“We are given a tiny cubicle and the walls are very thin and flimsy. The doors do not have any locks, and anyone can enter at any time. I block the door with a cupboard before I go to sleep. I also wear a special leather corset to bed, which would make it hard for Chinese organ harvesters to take my organs even if they drug me. Sometimes I can sleep one or two hours a night with one eye open.”

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