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10 Ways to Survive the Cost of Living Crisis

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People can’t feed themselves or their families. Heating your home or travelling in a car is now so expensive that many have chosen to ditch their heating and cars. Businesses are going bankrupt. Jobs are being lost. Yes, the cost of living crisis is deepening every day as another prohibitive stealth tax is daily introduced by the Treasury. Here are some tips on how to survive the insane levels of hyperinflation/stagflation that is cursing us all in Britain.

  1. This tip is the easiest way to bypass the cost of living crisis. Simply stop living. We won’t go into the various methods involved in this method of avoiding the cost of living, but be creative.
  2. Move to Africa. Everything is cheaper in the African continent, and if you find a rural village somewhere, you can live in a hut with no electricity, no running water and limited food. Pretty much the same as living in a Liverpool council house.
  3. Go to prison. First, you will have to commit a crime so that you are imprisoned. In prison, you will be guaranteed to get three delicious hot meals, heating, PS5 gaming sessions all day and plenty of drugs.
  4. Get a job with the Treasury or Whitehall. Work from home whilst furnished with a plentiful salary, benefits, free gym and lucrative gold-plated pension scheme. You and your family will never go hungry again.
  5. Beg in the streets. This one is hard because of a momentary loss of dignity. Park up your Mercedes around the corner, but be sure to wear some urine soaked dirty clothes. Smother your face with dirt and tie your dog up with a piece of rope. You will invariably need a sign of some sorts. You’ll be making £150 a day minimum, but it’s a hard graft and long hours.
  6. Join the army. You are guaranteed meals of some sort and a bed to bunk in. Heating wise, the barracks are usually freezing, but the thirty-mile runs you will have to do every 5 am will soon warm you up.
  7. Become a Catholic priest. You will receive riches beyond belief, especially if you are promoted to some bishop post in the Holy See, or something like that. The benefits of priesthood are numerous in the Catholic Church, albeit illegal, however that has not stopped the ‘priestly traditions’ continuing over the centuries.
  8. Sell your body. This advice mainly applies to women, however if you are male, you can sell your arse as well. The flourishing sex industry in the UK can be a real earner but at the end of the day soliciting is illegal. The bonus part of this though is that if you are jailed, you will be guaranteed three hot meals, a warm cell and plenty of drugs in prison. (see number 3.)
  9. Go dumpster Diving. Every day, thousands of supermarkets dump millions of pounds worth of edible food in their bins. All you need to do is go rummaging in the bins to get some top-notch free food. Again, this is illegal in the UK and anyone found rummaging for food in a supermarket bin is arrested by the police.
  10. This is the hardest one of all. Find a plot of land, buy it, then build an eco-sustainable farm with solar power, rain water collection and grow your own food. You can keep chickens and other livestock, and live a fruitful, fulfilling life off the grid completely.

Who is “The Big Guy” in 120,000 Hunter Biden Emails?

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Does anyone know who the ‘big guy’ is in Hunter Biden’s emails revealing mass criminality and fraud?

You can check out the published Hunter Biden emails at BidenLaptopEmails.com. You will invariably find a treasure trove of information relating to dodgy business deals, tax evasion, corruption and general insanity related to Hunter and his dad.

The modern Rosetta Stone of white and blue collar crime

Naturally, the FBI went to huge lengths to cover up this trove of emails from Hunter’s abandoned computer, but thankfully failed. Joe Biden, despite him and his son’s indiscretions, are a protected species designated by the Democrat party’s network within the state.

Big Tech’s campaign to protect President Joe Biden and his agenda has continued unabated. The Media Research Center found more than 640 examples of bans, deleted content and other speech restrictions placed on those who criticized Biden on social media over the past two years. This included 140 cases of Big Tech censoring people over the New York Post’s bombshell Hunter Biden story in late 2020.

the big guy

Who can this ‘big guy’ be who profited so heavily off these deals (off the books) while he was Vice President?

If anyone knows the answer to that question, keep your silence because you will be silenced anyway. It’s just another day in a country where free speech is rigged, along with the elections, of course.

Feminists v Trans Activists – Who Will Win?

There is a war currently going on, and it’s nothing as trivial as the Russians invading Ukraine or threatening to nuke London in 210 seconds. This war is between two far left factions: the feminists and the transexual activists. Who will win this terrible war as it continues on a daily basis, blighting many lives in the process?

Assaulted by deranged trans activists wearing balaclavas, a feminist campaigner was threatened with arrest for her peaceful protest in front of a statue of feminist icon Emmeline Pankhurst on Sunday in Manchester. Cue feminist celebrity JK Rowling, who praised the feminist protester standing firm in front of the trans activists intimidating the assembled ladies at an event organised by gender-critical campaigners.

Yes, it is easy to laugh, but let us examine the seriousness of this gender war currently brewing under the skirts of both factions.

Feminists are women. Trans activists say that women do not exist. Biological science is being disputed. Trans activists say that if you think you are something that means you are that something, whatever the biological scientific fact is. Biological women dispute the trans activist claims that trans women are women. Trans activists dispute that biological women and feminists are the sole holders of the keys of womanhood.

Since the dawn of Mankind (humankind) women have been women. If we look at things scientifically; women have a different bone structure to men, and also have different chromosomes and oestrogen. Amongst attributes like wide hips, and breasts, as well as softer skin, they generally have the propensity to bleed every month during menstruation and have the wonderful ability to pop out sprogs from their amazing vaginas.

Trans women are essentially biologically male with a masculine bone structure, male chromosomes, an Adam’s Apple, and a set of hairy balls with a cock (unless they’ve had the lot chopped off). Along with the hormonal attribute of testosterone, and hairy bodies, men generally have deeper voices than biological females. Of course, after much cosmetic surgery and extensive hormone treatment as well as having the old meat and two veg unceremoniously lopped off as well as having the Adam’s Apple removed and growing a pair of tits, one still has the core attributes of a male through bone structure and chromosomes. Surgeons then dig out a rudimentary gash between the trans woman’s legs and call it a vagina, when in reality it is just a hole with the glans of the penis inverted. Where real biological women can have multiple orgasms and give birth, trans women will never feel an ounce of the pleasure a real woman has the capability of feeling during sexual congress or have the ability to give birth. Surgery alone cannot change sex completely because the core of any gender is biological right down to the tiniest atoms.

Trans men on the other hand are still biological women with regard to chromosomes and bone structure as well as hormones. Yes, through extensive painful surgery they have their breasts chopped off, and their vaginas filled in and sewed up. Hormonal injections give them possibly a more hirsute look, but they have to contend with a floppy plastic cock and balls strapped to their groin. Naturally, there is zero sexual pleasure derived from having sex with a real woman whilst bandying around a floppy latex cock and trans men will never realise the extreme pleasure a real man derives whilst sinking the pink. In this respect, these trans men have deprived themselves of any form of sexual pleasure for the rest of their sad lives whilst undergoing extremely painful surgery for the non-pleasure of not being a real man. Trans men however can give birth if their ovaries are intact through IVF treatment.

Maybe in a few hundred years of technological advancement, humans will be able to simply change their bodies as they please, but until then, the cold truth is that brutal surgery on the bodies of humans does not change gender. Cosmetically, certain areas can be changed through surgery, but that still leaves the core of the gender intact.

Trans women are not women and trans men are not men. Anyone who even attempts to argue that point is arguing against scientific fact.

In this respect, it seems the feminists are a few points ahead of the trans activists. It’s certainly fun to watch the current gender war between the feminists and trans activists going on. The feminists are currently not bashing men as much as they used to before because they are now fighting another faction.

Just break out the popcorn, open up another Schlitz and watch it all unfold in front of you whilst giggling your arse off at the insanity of it all.

Mass Shooting Season Begins Early This Year

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Some say it is a form of American greeting, shoot first ask questions later, or in a mass shooting scenario just keep on shooting. This year, shooting season has come early and caught much of the US media off guard.

Naturally, the impotent anti-gun democrat politicians and activists were all wheeled out to say the exact same things they have been saying every year, and the pro-gun lobby have been doing the exact opposite by staying off-screen.

Do you have to get a special shooting permit for a bit of mass murder in America? No, just put your chosen instrument of death in your car, carry loads of spare magazines and drive to your designated killing grounds depending on your particular prejudice.

It’s not only guns though that Americans employ to mete out mass death, they also employ the services of cars, buses, trucks, knives and pipe bombs.

It’s 19 weeks into the year and already there have been 198 mass shootings in the good ol’ USA. One could perceive this statistic as a sign that tensions are a bit high at the moment, and certainly there have been many factors to consider for the mass shootings. The Covid pandemic, lockdowns, Joe Biden, hyperinflation, recession, war in Europe, high prices at the pumps?

Shit, you can even watch the mass shootings on livestream, like the one in Buffalo, New York State on May 14th. The teenage gunmen even had the courtesy to say sorry for spooking a squealing white guy cowering behind a supermarket counter as he continued his killing spree on ten defenceless African Americans.

In the land of the free, it is essential that you carry a gun, simply because the other guy might have one. Surviving a life in America is as simple as that, either you shoot first or they do.

An Ode to the Old Gley Whistle Test 1975

These were the days of quietly spoken bearded presenters wearing woolly jumpers positioned to the far side of the screen. The presenter in question was of course Bob Harris, and the show was the Old Grey Whistle Test, but as a homage to the Japanese band performing, a stagehand had changed the R to an L.

The seventies, eighties and parts of the nineties actually had real musicians performing music with actual melody as well as skill. These days there is no such thing celebrated as musicianship but template music created by the thousand every year on the same linear software as everyone else. The charts today are filled with nothing but repetitive banal detritus, R’n’B, autotune lyrics where everyone sounds the same, and no musical skill whatsoever is required to release a track into the sewer that is the charts these days.

The Sadistic Mika Band certainly did not conform to anything that is around today, and in 1975 were as tight as a nun’s chuff when it came down to musicality. The singer Mika Fukui sauntered onto stage just before the second song began, carrying a Polaroid camera. She casually snapped away at the band as they played before shimmying around sexily. The Sadistic Mika Band received the sadistic part in their name from the singer herself, as she had the propensity to blurt out certain hard truths to people without even thinking about what she said.

Masayoshi Takanaka is a celebrated guitarist in Japan still to this day, but unfortunately the real Mika disappeared into obscurity some time during the eighties.

FA CUP Final: City of Liverpool Officially Twins With Moscow

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It was meant to be a pleasant FA Cup Final but instead there was a lot of nasty booing from Liverpool fans of Prince Willy and the British national anthem. There is a perfectly good explanation for all of the bitter booing nonsense and the Liverpool fans explained it very well after the game.

“Stop geggin’ in! We booed that posh gobshite coont Prince William and the national anthem because we have officially twinned with Moscow, Russia and hate England. It’s not only the treatment we perceive to have received about the Hillsborough disaster but also the way Liverpool has been treated with poor funding from the southern buggers. Eeyar I just nicked your fookin’ watch. G’wed what are you going to do about it? C’mon then you’se southern divvy!”

Calm down, calm down…

Another fan who was asked why he booed Prince William was equally aggressive.

“We’d rather side with Vladimir Putin than that sconner Boris Johnson. At least Putin does something even if it is killing innocent Ukrainians. He’s a do’er whereas Boris does nottin. Eeyar, I just stole your wallet whilst you were chocka you snide soft southern muppet. Ofta Asda to buy some bifters.”

The third Liverpool fan the reporter tried to interview responded with even more vitriol. According to the police report filed after the incident, the Liverpool fan kicked the reporter in the nads as soon as he asked the first question. He then stole the reporter’s shoes, socks, trousers and jacket before running off.

After the match ended, the news team returned to their van which had been stripped of all of its wheels, windows, steering wheel, camera equipment, radio and seats. It could have been a lot worse though, instead of being in Wembley this could have happened in Liverpool where the consequences would have been much more dire. Suffice to say they got off lightly.

Thou Dost Chipolata Too Much Peter Andre

News from the gutter these days travels as fast as the slurry and assorted shit from the fatberger filled sewers. This time around someone called Peter Andre, an obscure Greek relic from the world of cheesy gay pop in the 90s, has reared his ugly head? Which head, ah, the one that resembles a grizzled chipolata according to some chavvy wag slag.

Chip on his shoulder

Does size matter in the world of cheap z-list celebrity? According to Andre who is protesting way too much, his willy is not the size of a tiny chipolata from Aldi, but the size of a Sky remote control unit measuring approximately 9 inches in length. Who do we believe in this non-news worthy extravaganza of banal putrid detritus?

Maybe it’s a good thing that Putin will nuke Britain off the face of the fucking earth next week.

Choosing Cheap Kitchen Units to Give Your Home a Brand New Look While Staying Within Your Budget

If you became bored of your current kitchen layout, you’ve probably thought about changing things up a little. It’s normal to do some renovation work here and there to freshen things up, and it can positively impact your psyche to be surrounded by a new design. There can be one major drawback, though: renovation costs. You’ve probably heard from friends who redecorated in the past that it cost them an arm and a leg to give their kitchen a new look. And while the results can be impressive, you may still be reasonably reluctant to break the bank on a new kitchen. If that’s the case, you’ll be happy to learn that you don’t have to fret about that. With a few simple tips, you can give your kitchen that much-desired makeover on a budget.

Choose prefabricated

Custom cabinets will fit perfectly in your kitchen. When you opt for a custom-made design, you get all the features you need. This complete personalisation means getting your dreams’ style and storage space. However, it also usually means that you have to pay much more. A customised kitchen can become very expensive, so it’s not the best plan if you want to save money. However, don’t think that this means settling on lacklustre, boring designs.

There are so many prefabricated options nowadays that you have a lot of variety to choose from, and you’re guaranteed to find something that fits both your tastes and your kitchen. You may have to look around for a little before settling on something, but that’s all part of the refurbishment experience. Shopping for the perfect unit, and choosing the style and colour you envisioned in your space, will only heighten your enthusiasm for seeing the results. It’s also essential that you don’t compromise on quality when choosing a product, which brings us to our next point.

Pick the right wood species

KITCHEN WOOD If you’re not knowledgeable about the know-how of furniture, you probably aren’t aware that there are different price points for different wood species. The high-end species include sandalwood, agarwood and the luxurious African blackwood. The affordable types at the other end of the spectrum include maple, poplar, alder, beech, and oak.

Choosing cheap kitchen units doesn’t mean you have to trade off on quality, and you can definitely get the best of both worlds. Solid wood is an accessible option, and you can even pick the painted variety to give it an extra fun factor. When you choose a trustworthy seller, you are sure to get a piece that’s both resilient and aesthetically pleasing. They are focused on their craftsmanship and will bring you the highest quality at an inexpensive price.

Get open shelving

OPEN SHELVINGOpen shelving is great. It makes for a design that feels airy, fresh and spacious, it brings added convenience as you no longer have to rummage through drawers to locate a particular utensil, and it also makes your kitchen look stylish. They are also great if you’ve been trying to keep your space neat and tidy. With everything on display, you’ll have an incentive to work harder to keep things clean. But perhaps the most significant advantage of open shelving is its budget-friendliness. The products themselves, as well as their installation costs, are generally cheaper.

Select the door styles

KITCHEN DOORDeciding on a style to choose for your doors can be incredibly challenging. There are many design options to have your pick from, such as the shaker, the inset, beadboard or thermofoil. If you want to save up your cash, you should choose cabinet faces with a more minimalistic style. Excessive decoration will raise the prices and may feel out of place or too flowery in your kitchen. You should pick flat slab or shaker-style cabinet faces if you want to stay within budget. They provide both utilitarian functions, are easy to clean, and their simple design means that they’ll never go out of style. Moreover, they’re likely to fit with items you already have in your kitchen and don’t want to remove, so the styling doesn’t clash.

When you decide on a design, examine how it fits the space in your kitchen. If it gives the optical impression that your kitchen is larger than it actually is, go for it. The colour scheme is essential as well. The colours that make a room look sizable are lighter shades of blue, green, grey and lavender. If you’re feeling particularly daring, you can go for ecru or even crisp white. Just keep in mind that they can be more demanding when it comes to cleaning and maintenance. The tiniest stain or scratch will show on them and throw off the entire look.

Avoid customisations

One of the easiest ways to make sure there are no additional costs to your kitchen is to avoid over-customising your pieces. It can be appealing to add something extra to the ready-made pieces you bought. But bringing new features means paying more. And you’re trying to avoid that. You should keep away from glass doors, matching end panels or crown moulding. It’ll give the whole ensemble a posher look, but for a price.

If you believe that customisations are something you definitely need, consider starting a DIY project. Painting kitchen cupboards is a relatively easy thing to do, and you don’t require the skills of an expert cabinetmaker. You can choose a distinctive colour scheme, like Benjamin Moore Lampblack for a touch of historic elegance, or a two-toned ensemble like dark brown and beige. Adding brass fixtures to the cabinets is another way to breathe new life into them. Once considered frumpy and passé, these attachments are now back in style, especially when added to a monochromatic ensemble.

When it comes to choosing a new kitchen, you’re likely to feel swamped by the range of options to choose from. But it’s not all that difficult. There are a few essential things to keep in mind when getting new cabinets, but there’s no need to worry. Once you’ve decided on a budget and an overall style, you’re only one step away from creating the kitchen you’ve always envisioned.

Scared For Security Harry and Meghan to Stay at Wormwood Scrubs During UK Visit

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided upon a place to stay during their time in the UK for the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, a report has claimed.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will be travelling from their 16-bathroom McMansion in California to hog the limelight from the monarch’s historic 70-year reign celebrations. Ovid Scoobie, spokesperson for Meghan, 40, and Harry, 37, said they were “excited about using the Queen’s Platinum celebrations to capitalise on their upcoming Netflix series” and maybe dish out some more dirt about the royals.

After confirming their return to the UK, speculation has been high about where the couple will stay during their visit.

prison cellThe source reveals the couple plan to stay at Wormwood Scrubs prison in a special cell due to “security issues”.

The outlet reported that “heightened security measures” are already being implemented ahead of their arrival because the couple are hated so much in Britain.

Prison warden, Malcolm Dozier, was keen to welcome the disgraced former royal prince and his actress wife.

“For their own security, we will put them in a cell for twenty-four hours a day and feed them the same foul prison food other prisoners receive. We just don’t have the budget to go out on a limb for these grifters. The Netflix film crew of 45 will also be housed in our prison. I have heard Markle is a parasitical grifting vermin, therefore she will appreciate the rats, cockroaches and assorted creatures lurking in the dark, cold, damp cells.”

The good thing is, Harry and Meghan will not have to pay a penny for their security. It will all be at Her Majesty’s Pleasure…

 

Is Crypto Really Crypto?

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You may have naively thought that crypto was the saviour of freedom; a break from the bankers, the regulators, the institutions of control, the people that hold you down with a big boot in your face. Wrong! Crypto isn’t what people promised it to be simply because if the S&P index crashes cryptocurrency follows. Where’s the freedom in that? Instead of crashing along with the institutions crypto should rise, not fucking follow the S&P and NASDAQ all the way to zero.

Crypto was hyped up to be digital gold, instead it’s a piece of lead. Bitcoin should be completely free from manipulation by governments, by any institution that tries to meddle with its price. Instead, recently we have seen Bitcoin attacked by the Biden administration and the price dropped drastically. This is not an independent coin free from manipulation, it is despised by the authorities and attacked on a daily basis.

Satoshi, wherever you are or whoever you are, is this the dream you had of a completely independent financial instrument? Please come out of your Sushi bar and fucking do something about our freedom. We want Bitcoin and all the other cryptocoins to be free from all government, free from all institutions and free from all established markets.

Fuck the mainstream. Build a goddamn firewall as high as the moon around cryptocoins so they can be pure, free and outside of the failing establishment markets.

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