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Queen’s Speech Without the Queen

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Alas, Her Majesty the Queen was nowhere to be seen today during the Queen’s speech at parliament. Traditionally, the Queen is usually present at her own speeches, but this time around conducted the speech whilst not being present.

“The Queen’s speech without the Queen’s speech was instead conducted by her son and heir to the throne Prince Charles, therefore he took it upon himself to convey the Queen’s speech in the absence of Her Majesty’s presence,” a footman kindly explained.

Where is the Queen?

According to official circles, Lizzy is rather poorly, and at the astounding age of 96 she can certainly be excused from missing a few speeches here or there.

Prince Charles brought his wonderful wife Camilla along for the ride (snort), along with his son William.

Amongst the pomp and ceremony and tradition of the state opening of parliament there was much shouting, stomping around in pseudo-masonic garb, bell ringing and hitting doors with staffs. In other words, just the usual shit, but without the Queen.

Regarding the content of this year’s speech; just some more empty words and promises that will probably never be fulfilled. Levelling up and more keywords for news presenters to parrot amongst the other sound bite nonsense they babble about constantly.

Luckily, Prince Harry and Meghan along with a vast Netflix camera crew were nowhere near the area as the ceremony took place.

Let us hope we see Her Majesty fit and healthy at the ceremony next year.

How Will the IRA Winning the Election in Northern Ireland Affect the UK?

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There is a certain amount of speculation regarding the political wing of the IRA (Sinn Fein) winning the elections in Northern Island.

Could this mean the break-up of a portion of the United Kingdom, which at the moment is about as ‘united’ as the global factions are today?

Could this mean that Brexit is spectacularly reversed and the UK is forced to rejoin the EU again?

Could this mean something else we all don’t know will happen in the near, not too distant future?

Fuck knows?

Although, one thing is certain in all of this. Brussels is loving every moment of it.

Beergate: Karma is a Bitch For Sir Beer Starmer

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It’s always a great pleasure to watch some arsehole who thinks he claims the moral high ground in any issue eventually cut down to size when it is revealed they are as guilty as their mark. Hypocrisy is nothing new in politics, but to see such a blatant use of it by Labour leader Keir Starmer is quite a rarity.

Whilst kicking down Boris Johnson daily in the House of Commons for the PM’s moment of discrepancy during the Partygate saga, Keir Starmer was as guilty as Boris, and he knew it as he put the boot in demanding a resignation.

The nation was under strict Covid lockdown and here was Keir Starmer, the so-called holder of socialist virtue knee-deep in vindaloo, beer and a drunk Angela Rayner bumping up against crotches with her pert bum.

Wonder what the room smelled of as the Beergate soviet Labourites partied away, all the while the entire nation were locked down in their cold dark lonely rooms watching another re-run of some banal turgid shite on the BBC?

“I can imagine the smell of the room as a person walking in from outside. The first smell that would hit your nasal palate would be a musky tuna smell. Yes, the flaming redhead has just spread her legs slightly in front of the beer swilling crowd of Labour MPs. Then there would be an assault of curry and beer smells assaulting your olfactory senses. One must also not forget all of this would be interspersed with the obnoxious smells of body odour and cheap perfume, making one retch over the balti dishes laid out across the table,” a commentator who thankfully was not invited to the party imagined.

Karma truly is a bitch.

 

Hey, At Least Cancelling Roe v Wade is Good For Black Populations in America

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Look on the bright side Democrats, cancelling the right to have abortions will be a good thing for the African American populations, and will allow them to increase in vast numbers across the nation.

Abortion impacts African Americans at a higher rate than any other population group. In 2011, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released an Abortion Surveillance Report. According to that report, black women make up 14 percent of the childbearing population. Yet, 36 percent of all abortions were obtained by black women. At a ratio of 474 abortions per 1,000 live births, black women have the highest ratio of any group in the country.

It is interesting that the Democrats call Republicans racist, when in fact it seems Republicans love African Americans to such a point that they are willing to stop the black abortions and allow their populations to grow at unprecedented levels.

Here’s to the vast population growth of African Americans (fatherless, of course) in the United States in the future.

Estimated to supersede any other race in America in numbers by the year 2035.

Meghan Markle Needs to Come Back to UK Urgently

Netflix producers and Spotify, along with Oprah Winfrey are urging Meghan Markle and Harry to return to the UK and the royal family so they can collect more shit to spout to Americans for entertainment purposes.

“It’s no use if these conniving shit-spreaders are in Montecito, California. They’ve run out of stuff to say about the royal family that they hate so much. Americans are getting bored of Markle and Harry, and unless they come up with more royal gossip the greedy duo will get dumped by Netflix and Spotify,” a media insider revealed.

Whenever Harry has a conversation with a member of the royal family, immediately afterwards his first port of call is some trashy U.S. TV network where he quotes verbatim his exact conversation with his relative. For example, if Harry had a brief meeting with Prince Charles, and during the meeting Charles said that he had a flock of seagulls fly out of his anus yesterday who went on to perform at a tap dancing gig in Las Vegas wearing stilts. The next day, Harry would be seen on some dodgy American TV news slot repeating the exact words Charles told him.

Apart from taking advantage of the Queen, a 96-year-old woman, Prince Harry needs more material for the Americans to digest. Such is the hunger for royal gossip, the evil grifting couple may have to come back to the place they truly hate — Britain.

“We paid these fuckers $100 million and they came up with nothing. I heard they spent the money already sitting on their asses in their Santa Barbara mansion. They better come up with some more royal shit soon like they did for that Oprah show or we’re gonna sue that Limey prick and his D-list actress wife for every cent they got!” one angry Netflix exec revealed on Friday.

Netflix shares have dropped drastically and are set to lose over 4 million subscribers this year alone. Many people who dumped their subscription cited Markle and Harry, along with Obama infecting the streaming site with their putrid woke preaching.

Local Elections: Shot Across the Bows For Tories

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Luckily for the Tories, Labour did not make much headway and capitalise on the headlines dogging the Tories as of late. The stinking economy, a morose mire of hyperinflation and high taxes stifling business, somehow was let go by the voters. No one in their right mind would ever vote for Labour, so there were many protest votes for even more bonkers parties like the Greens and Lib Dems.

The Cost of Living Crisis is big on the agenda at the moment but it seems to have flown by in the local elections.

Wandsworth, a favourite council of Margaret Thatcher was lost to Labour and was a Conservative stronghold since 1978. Barnet, was also lost to Labour and one wonders why the large Jewish population would vote for a party as antisemitic as Labour?

There was however no momentum shown in the Local Elections for Labour to change things in a General Election.

The Lib Dems had a surprisingly good night and gained many seats across the country, even though they are a nonsense party manned by leftist lunatics who are anti-democratic and in direct opposition to the party name. The Lib Dems really need to change their party name to Lib Marxists, or Lib Commies. Most certainly, people voted for this party as a protest vote, although there is a possibility there are some insane voters who actually believe the words the Lib Dems spout out of their soviet orifices.

No doubt Boris will weather this storm as much as he has somehow weathered the multitude of other (self-inflicted) troubles that have dogged his prime ministership.

It’s just more of the same bollocks, the same shit year after year. The two main parties duke it out between each other, and eventually one of them gets the upper hand in an election, where you get the same policies that you would have received if you voted for the other party. No one ever seems to learn, and we all go around the merry-go-round of ka ka every four or five years. When the structure of a nation and internal state is socialist, it is guaranteed you will get a socialist government at the end of the day, even if they claim they are Conservative.

High Tax Tories to Get Whacked On Thursday Elections

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The words ‘high tax’ are generally synonymous to Labour governments NOT the Conservatives. Thanks to Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak, the Tories are going to get a good whacking at the local elections on Thursday.

The cost of living crisis with its extreme inflationary pressures have caused untold damage to many people and businesses. Profligacy is guaranteed under a Labour government but this time the Tories are guilty of mismanagement of the Covid crisis to the tune of billions of pounds unnecessarily spent. Not only that, the fraud perpetrated by money handouts were not recouped.

Wheel out the old granny who has to travel in buses all day long to keep warm, and the electorate moves away from the chaotic Tory government run by an equally chaotic Boris Johnson, who does not know if he is coming or going anymore.

As the Chancellor sits in his grand mansion heated to perfection with his non-dom wife who does not pay tax he has no thought about the ordinary citizen who has to choose between eating a morsel of food or putting the heating on for a few minutes to stop themselves from freezing to death in the dead of winter.

Singapore on the Thames? Not likely. This is the River Styx.

Don’t vote for Labour though. Best to simply write something witty and spoil your ballot.

Russia is at War With Russia Not Just Ukraine

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Every time a Russian missile or soldier kills a Ukrainian, a piece of Russia dies as well.

Such is the law of universal give and take, Russia is essentially fighting itself, as much as the Americans realised in Vietnam.

Putin, is fighting for his own life as cancer eats his physical body, but he is using this campaign of war falsely — it will not absolve his tainted soul or bring him final honour, instead it will damn him further.

Those cancerous cells keep multiplying and cannot be stopped. Many feel anger and bitterness, as does Putin. His wealth estimated at 200 billion dollars is worthless if he does not have his health. It is natural to feel anger with the world as you fight the tumours in your own body, and Putin has been bitter as well as angry. This resolved itself in the misguided attack on Ukraine.

Every death, every bomb, artillery shell, bullet, missile makes the tumour stronger — not weaker. Also, Mother Russia dies bit by bit with every death attributed to its name. Killing itself slowly, Russia is a mere husk fighting itself.

Hmm, What Does Bill Gates Know About the Next Pandemic That We Don’t Know?

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It’s a rainy, dull Tuesday morning at the bus stop. The subject of Bill Gates surreptitiously rears its ugly head amongst the assembled bodies waiting for that bloody bus to turn up. One mysterious masked stranger calmly explains his theorem.

“Yep, it had to happen sooner than later, good ol’ Bill Gates had to pop his head out and remind us all that there will be a few more deadly waves of coronavirus coming our way some time in the near future. You gotta love Bill, the emissary of good news every now and then.

“Obviously Bill being up there with the billionaires knows some shit. He probably knows the whole plan, seeing as he predicted the Covid pandemic in the first place.

“There you were, you thought it was all over, and then BANG! Bill Gates with another one of his subtle warnings. The thing is, at least he’s warning us. The others do not generally warn, they write and publish their plans in obscure books with very complicated words and charts so that only the few can understand their plans.

“The Great Reset has phases, and we are currently in the inflation phase. The war phase. The next wave will be severe food shortages. The first virus phase was a test, and it was successful in many ways by restricting human freedom, as well as dispatching a few million people globally. Huge amounts of data have been taken and they now have a better idea about management of mass death, a sort of controlled cull.

“Bill says in his latest communique that the next virus strain will be more deadly. I guess that makes sense, because they figured out a way to make the Omicron virus extremely infectious but as it was a test, they kept it mild regarding symptoms and its fatality factor. The key was finding that sweet spot where it can spread very easily, yet show mild symptoms. The next step will most probably be a combination: ease of transmission, mild symptoms with a brief hibernation period in the body so it will go undetected in populations before it is activated with deadly consequences for the carrier. Multiple organ failure, and bleeding internally is something out of a horror story, but there is a virus that does that already — Ebola. The engineers positively salivate at the mere thought of such a combination.

“People think Covid is over, they’re going around maskless right now, and life has gone back to pre-pandemic times. What these people do not know however is that the next viral wave will infect them because they were caught off guard, they were told that precautions were not necessary anymore. The cafes, the restaurants, the hotels, airports, cinemas and bars are all teaming with a populace blinded by their own blind faith. Ignorance is bliss, and this is the way the masses react, they are an unthinking controlled mass of sheep who are hypnotised daily, unaware of their condition.

“Bill Gates knows though, and he had the decency to mention the plans which will invariably be ignored by the masses. The programmed sheep are now so predictable, leading them to the slaughterhouse is a simple trigger, a reflex. Of course, there has to be an element of faux caring exuded by the controllers of the controlled when the next virus hits, but it will be sudden, a moment of frantic silence before they are put on that respirator for the last time. The TikTok dancing nurses will smile as they pirouette to some dirty Grime anthem as you go under for that final time of consciousness.”

Ah, the bus is finally here. Thank god. Looking around, the mysterious masked man is gone. What a load of bollocks he sprouted. Next week we’re off to Spain for our holiday. So glad life has got back to normal.

Inbred Insular Russians and Their Constant Mad Nuke Threats

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The inbreeding over centuries has created a robotic Russian population. Insular, inbred and brainwashed over 70 years of communism, the entire mechanism of the Russian populace is that of feeding off the lies constantly spewed from the permanently paranoid Russian government apparatus.

Post-soviet Russia was meant to be a new beginning, a positive move towards democracy and capitalism. Instead, the communist brutes at the top of the hierarchy simply took over everything, utilising it for their own personal financial gain. The Russian mafia are now in charge of government, and where soviet Russia was ruled in a supposedly ideological way, today’s deviant Russian mafia bosses rule over their people with extortion, fear and loathing whilst using the populace as their personal cash cow to live lives of extreme luxury.

Insularity is a Russian trait. They do not seem to consider that other people in the world may have different views to them, there is an arrogance that feeds their insular world. Insularity also creates fear, and this is what the Russian hierarchy depend on from their own population, who they constantly feed with morose morbid viewpoints about the outside world. The fear that feeds the hierarchy thus gives them purchase to carry out any atrocity they wish against the rest of the world.

Denazifying the Russian Nazis

The Russian governmental and oligarchal mafia structure is therefore rooted in fascistic evil, invariably exercised through the rolling motions of warmongering and expansionist action.

Fascistic propaganda and lies are of course a tool utilised by the likes of scum like Dmitry Kiselyov, a vile fat maggot who peddles in the most obscene vices known to man in his free time. Margarita Simonyan, another piece of shit, likes to jerk off the nuclear sensibilities of the Russians and take on twenty Kremlin operatives at a time with only her overused potty mouth. Then we have another criminal Aleksey Zhuravlyov, chairman of the Russian nationalist Rodina party, who has such a large gaping arsehole, he likes no better than to stuff it with Sarmat nuclear heads. This coterie of vile putrid effluence is fed to the Russian masses day in day out, and naturally if you repeat lies enough times, those lies are all you know as truth, especially if all other sources of information are blocked by the state.

“Our role is to create a climate of fear and hatred towards the rest of the world. We want Russians to believe the lies as truth. We want young men to join the military forces and the rest of the population to cheer them on, even if everything they are fighting for is built on lies,” Vladimir Solovyov, revealed on controlled Russian state television.

Churchill knew of the threat that Russia would present to the globe in the future, and even suggested the West nuke it into oblivion in 1951. If only the high command had heeded his warnings, as the entire globe would not be on the precipice of complete annihilation today. Instead, the West has allowed the twin threats of Russia and China to rise way above their station to threaten all life on earth.

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