Emptying your chamber in the chamber is somehow gratifying but very dangerous it seems. An errant mass debate in the House of Commons went very wrong for a Tory minister, much to the delight of the salivating leftists of the opposition parties.
Tiverton and Honiton MP Neil Parish, was caught in the act during a session in the House of Commons it has now been reported. Sifting through some lascivious material on his phone, the poor chap has now been put up for crucifixion not only by the opposition but his own party.
“They have withdrawn the whip from me,” Parish moaned, as he flicked through another porn site displaying naked women with whips in their hands.
His Tory wife, is of course standing by her man, as all good Tory wives do.
The sheer outrage felt by the leftists in parliament cannot be gauged though, they are calling for blood as they stomp around parliament demanding this ‘lowly’ man is castrated for daring to glance at a few sexy pictures during some boring debate on feminism or toxic-masculinity or some such nonsense.
Fuck you! Men should be allowed to watch what they want, when they want, and that should mean that the House of Commons is not out of bounds of sexual thought.
If you have the likes of Angela Rayner uncrossing her stockinged legs every few seconds whilst curling her tongue around seductively and licking her lips, it is certain there will be some movement in the trouser department in the government benches.
It’s simply called human nature. Basic instincts. Something the leftist robotic feminazi puritans baying for Parish’s bollocks on a plate have probably never encountered.
Maria Zakharova, the clinically insane spokeswoman of Putin and the Kremlin has been embroiled in another prostitution scandal involving numerous oligarchs as well as high-ranking Kremlin officers.
Her every word may deny the atrocities committed in Ukraine by Russian forces, as well as constantly talking about nuking everyone, but Maria Zakharova also likes to talk dirty to Kremlin officials in their offices.
“I heard about her from Putin directly. He, like Hitler, has extreme perverse needs which include scatology. Mistress Zakharova fulfils his sick needs and then some. She is so popular in the Kremlin that she was immediately given the position of Director of the Information and Press Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation,” one Kremlin insider revealed on Thursday.
The evil Russian regime of Vladimir Putin does resemble the Fascist Nazi regime of Adolf Hitler in many ways apart from their military prowess, which has been very mediocre.
“Much like a rat stuck in the corner, the Russian response to their pathetic military performance is not only denial but constant threats to nuke the West into oblivion,” a Western commentator revealed.
According to Russia’s economic index, prostitution brought in $1.8 trillion in 2019, and along with gas is one of Russia’s biggest exports globally.
Meanwhile, in the Kremlin, orders are up and Mistress Zakharova is knee-deep in old men needing a good whipping.
“I will beat you with a hard stick, bad boy! How dare you question me?” Zakharova growls, as another client session begins.
The Industrial Revolution in Britain, Europe and America catapulted Western civilisation forward surpassing many other global nations with vast leaps in technology and automation.
Even prior to the massive leap forward of the Industrial Revolution, the Northern countries were building huge ships, cannons, rifles, architectural masterpieces.
Going back thousands of years to the Roman Empire, the Romans had viaducts, underfloor heating, straight roads, coliseums, palaces and military technological prowess beyond anything of the time.
Much of the technological leaps forward that occurred in Europe were not happening in the rest of the globe. Sub-saharan Africans still lived in primitive mud huts 2,500 years ago when the Romans were building their great cities. Today, in rural Africa many still live in mud huts despite some African nations having contact with the West over the centuries. Of course, African urban areas are embracing technologies imported from the West but there is still a huge disparity.
Old illustration of iron production in La Houilles foundry, France: rolling mills line moved by hydraulic wheel. By unidentified author, published on Magasin Pittoresque, Paris, 1850
Without colonialism, much of the world would still be primarily untouched in the technological sense. There would be no railways, no cars, electricity, or systems of government. There would be no modern judicial system, no civil service, no education system and no advanced economic system.
Pretty much everything that continents like Africa and Asia take for granted today was due to colonialism and missionaries hundreds of years ago.
The black slave trade was wrong in many ways, but slavery has been around since the dawn of the first civilisations. Black people were not the only people to have been slaves. When African tribesmen sold slaves to the white colonial traders, they were selling captured Africans from other tribes. In return, they received rifles, blankets and other things they valued. Thus, through the slave trade, some form of technological exchange was made benefitting the Africans.
Main lounge of Vice-Admiral Louis Adolphe Bonard in Saigon, old illustration. Created by Godefroy-Durand, published on L’Illustration, Journal Universel, Paris, 1863
The white man’s curse however would come to bite him in the future. The West Indies and America could easily have been built by importing manual labourers from Europe, but greed got the better of them. They, like the Romans, wanted free labour to build their empire in the New World, they wanted these two-legged upright-walking ‘sub-humans’ to plough the fields and pick the cotton.
What these slave-using people did not foresee eventually caused many problems, especially regarding ethics within a supposed moral Christian society. Slavery is wrong. However, when building Empires, it was seen as a necessary evil.
Without colonialism, the Christian church would not have been able to spread its gospel far and wide. The Catholic Church would still be a European religion without colonialism.
Colonialism is just a more primitive form of globalism.
Today, whites only places do not have signs anymore, instead they have price tags, to keep the riff-raff out. You want exclusivity, you have to pay for it these days.
Colonialism was an education for the globe, without it, many continents would still be rubbing sticks together to make fire. People should be thankful for colonialism.
With all those alleged multiple personalities, schizoid Amber Heard is also a money/power mad narcissistic vindictive megalomaniac. But, that’s not all it seems. Throughout the court case, poor old Amber has had the curtain lifted from her scheming ways and all her manipulation techniques brought out into the open, much to her chagrin.
No one is saying Johnny Depp is any better, however he seems to be currently in the lead with the jury, and sentiment outside court.
Things may change when she testifies and brings up the tears to act for the audience.
Living with luvvies must be a torment, a living nightmare where these loons cavort around their homes thinking the sun shines out of their puckered assholes for one minute, then the next thinking they are the worst people in the world. Up, down, up, down, sniff this, down that, inject more shit into your ankle.
The worst part of this sordid clinical defamation trial is the loss of any mystery these so-called stars ever had. Who wants to hear about their lives dissected in such an intricate manner? The Hollywood stars of the past held their fame and super stardom by being private, and today that is all lost. Depp and Heard are not stars anymore, they are just damaged children who somehow got lucky. We now know every minute detail about them. They have thus lost their star power because there is no air of mystery about them anymore.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Amber Heard may be extremely delicious to look at and can fuck like a rabbit on heat but her mind is a sea of mud. Her soul and aura are stained tramp mattresses, her intent is one of destroying every part of a man because she detests men with a vengeance.
You can have one or the other, not both. Either endure hell but enjoy her body for as long as you can, aesthetically, or try to tame a very sick puppy as her mind fucks you into a thousand pieces of oblivion. There are no half ways with luvvies, either it’s 100% this way, or 100% that way.
We must therefore look to the future, mes amis. Maybe one day they will create androids/cyborgs that are as good to look at as Amber Heard without the fucked up mind the real person has.
The Marxist totalitarians who currently dictate their sovietized woke communist diktats over everyone on the Twitter platform are quaking in their extreme left-wing cancel-culture boots.
What will come of these woke Marxists who detest democracy and have ruled over Twitter users for so long?
Elon Musk has now acquired Twitter for the princely sum of 44 billion dollars, and we shall have to see the changes.
Twitter Twats
Will the evil cancel-culture and mass deletions of anyone who does not tow the extreme leftist Marxist ideology be halted so that other people can express their opinions without fear of being banned or ghost-banned?
Who knows what will happen next? We can only hope that democracy is finally instated to the platform and the scourge of Marxism is wiped from the boards.
Will humans, who simply want to express themselves freely, be allowed back onto the Twitter platform? Will those who tread on eggshells with every word, fearing they offend another PC leftist looking to be offended, be able to say what they really want to say? Will there be real conversations allowed without one offended flakey user crying to Twitter staff when losing the argument, invariably resulting in the other user being banned?
You cannot now say this, and you cannot say that anymore. George Orwell’s nightmare scenario of deleting the English vocabulary and cancelling certain words is now truly a reality.
It is no surprise that Google is now spearheading the evil wokist soviet putsch to decimate and eradicate the English language, so we will now be left with very thin dictionaries.
Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.
Thoughtcrime, doublethink and oldthink are very ungood. The telescreen operatives and thinkpol are already suspicious of your duckspeak ways and have respectfully put you on the unperson list for vapourisation.
You must therefore say the things we want you to say and to adhere to the Newspeak dictionary which gets thinner every year. Soon, every word will be deemed illegal and people will simply grunt their communications.
Doubleplus
Citizens will be rewarded with a chocorat increase of 3 grams if they report anyone guilty of thoughtcrime or even facecrime.
The youth league are complying and are a hive mind already, but it is oldthink that is the enemy of the party and must be eradicated.
Plusbig waste is in adjectives
Big Brother monitors all citizens at all times, including outer and inner party members.
Praising the genocidal actions of Lt Colonel Azatbek Omurbekov otherwise known as the Butcher of Bucha and his troops, Vladimir Putin awarded the highest Russian military honours to the killers.
“Your bravery in carrying out my orders to murder in cold blood innocent unarmed civilians in their thousands is unrivalled. Even the SS in World War II would be proud of your murderous merciless actions, as I am today. Naturally, we will deny everything that happened in Bucha, one of many places in Ukraine which we have completely decimated and committed atrocities that go beyond any Geneva Convention. Russia does not recognise any of that Geneva Convention bullshit anyway.
“Our brave Russian soldiers showed their true selves by tying the hands of civilians behind their backs, then executing them in cold blood. We have real soldiers in Russia who will commit blatant atrocities on women, children, men and anything that moves. Thank you for your butchery. Mother Russia is now bathed in the blood of innocents. I would also like to take this moment to deny that any Russian was involved in the downing of the MH17 passenger jet in 2014 and that I did not give the direct order to blow it up, killing hundreds of innocent passengers. On that note, nothing I have said today is true, and you did not hear any sound emanating from my moving mouth. Go back to sleep, Russians. You will follow blindly and without question, or I will order my operatives to come to your home in the middle of the night to take you away to be liquidated. Thank you.”
Hi folks, yes it’s me, your favourite Jolly Roger hoisting ex-pirate of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp.
7:30AM
Today, I am going to give you some tips on kitchen maintenance.
First off, you need the right tools for the job. Bottle of vino? Red! Check. Tonnes of pills. Check. Mental illness? Check. Being a spoiled actor brat? Check. Tip tippedy doo dah! Check.
Now that we have that cleared up, let us begin.
(glug, glug, glug)
I am now going to have a tantrum with the cupboard door. Eaaaargh!
(glug, glug, glug)
I am now going to kick the door. Heyaaargh!
I am now going to ponce around the kitchen a little uttering nonsensical words which will culminate into a fitting video seen by millions because my manipulative evil former wife saw fit to film my ridiculous mood swings to use against me in a court of law at some future date in the future, or something like that. Check.
The French must have some sort of sadomasochistic streak in their genes, because it looks like they are going to vote for Emmanuel Macron once more.
No one seems to remember the mass riots that continued on and on for years because of the policies of this man who has effectively brought France to its knees, not only economically but societally.
Macron’s ultimate mission is the erasure of France in national terms because he is an EU robot. The EU’s plan is one of erasing nation state identities, of assimilation as one soviet bloc and simple zones to mark where former nations once stood.
France’s rich history, culture and society, as in other EU nations, will be erased and assimilated with all the other imprisoned zones under the flag of the EU. Former cultural differences will eventually be effaced, absorbed within the collectivist EU bloc. Concepts like nationalism to the former France will be punishable with imprisonment or re-education in EU ideology.
When the French people once again vote for EU denizen Macron again, they will certainly receive what they voted for, as is always the way in any election but this time, they will really feel it as Macron will not pull out any stops in his overall mission.
Further EU integration means just that, much like the Borg from Star Trek, nations will be further stripped of their sovereignty and ultimate identity. Collectivist assimilation to the EU is now a process that will speed up and it seems the EU hypnotised people, brainwashed since birth are fully compliant to their own enslavement within the modern Marxist European Soviet Union.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
News from the Palace came swiftly regarding Harry’s secret visit to the Queen last week before the Invictus Games.
Not long after the visit, Harry could not resist blabbing on about his visit.
Arrogant blabbermouth Prince Harry revealed to a trashy American celebrity programme that he paid a visit to the Queen last week to make sure his grandmother was “protected” and “had the right people around her,” in his first full interview in over a year.
Nasty Harry
Hanging around like a smelly fart on a tube train seems to be the order of the day for Harry and the disingenuous twisted Markle harridan he hangs around with at all times.
“Taking advantage of a 96-year-old woman who is somewhat more vulnerable after losing her husband is a truly despicable, cowardly act. It’s all in a day’s work for the wrong people like manipulative users Harry and Markle, though. The arrogance of this selfish narcissistic runt is truly atrocious,” one observer revealed.
The Queen needs to revoke the titles of these wrong people, and she needs to be protected from them and their grifting.
