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Trends to Follow or Avoid

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There is always something new trending, or an old fad making a comeback. How can you tell which ones to follow and which to avoid at all costs? Here we provide the low-down on a few 2022 trends and tell you which ones are worth your investment, and which are a waste of your money.

Common Interior Design Mistakes

room-g350ac22b7_640Interior design is constantly coming up with new trends or rehashing previous ones. While some of these contribute to timeless elegance, such as Feng Shui in a minimalistic design, others are downright tacky. Posting signs and plaques all over your home indicates a thoughtless approach to decorating your interior spaces. This is just plain cheesy.

Another faux pas is an accent wall in a room. Interior designers are recommending that homeowners keep all the walls in the same style and painted in one colour for a pleasing and soothing effect. Accent walls are a thing of the past.

Matching furniture detracts from a sense of personal style and homeliness. If you want to make your home your castle, pick out individual, classic pieces that reflect your tastes.

Healthy Eating Is Trending in the UK

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After the prolonged period of lockdown and home-prepared meals, people are eager to get out and sample new tastes and experiences. Interestingly, instead of opting for fast food sources, the trend is to seek out healthy alternatives.

Diners are interested in homegrown food that is free of chemicals when purchasing fresh produce, and also expect a higher standard of healthy options from restaurants.

With sustainability acquiring a firm foothold in our consciences, this has spilled over into the eating arena. For example, the popularity of the Seaspiracy documentary available on Netflix has diners questioning where and how their fish has been acquired.

In line with the demand for a reduction in our environmental impact, nose-to-tail eateries are trending in a big way. This is aimed at ensuring that all parts of an animal are used and that nothing is wasted.

Disposable Vapes

Vaping has become an effective way to cut down on smoking and decrease an individual’s carbon footprint. While the original vaping equipment was expensive, this was offset by a change in pricing structures that saw kits being sold more cheaply and companies making their money from refills. But disposable vapes have become the super-cheap choice of countless smokers.

Superior Vapour disposable vapes are taking over the industry in Europe and elsewhere. In the US, the government banned vapes from using nicotine from tobacco. Vaping firms have stepped in with synthetic nicotine and revitalised the demand for disposable vapes.

Disposable vapes are now made with nicotine salts that are less harsh on the throat than the previously used freebase nicotine e-liquid. The cost of disposable vapes is a lot less than traditional vaping and smoking cigarettes. And users are getting more puffs to a disposable vape than ever before as manufacturing techniques have been improved and streamlined. There is also a new look to disposable vapes that are no longer designed to look like cigarettes, allowing users to make a fashion statement or simply enjoy the variety.

Fashion Trends to Avoid

Fashion is always evolving with many trends becoming entrenched, and others are gone in a season. The fashion industry is being led by Gen-Z. This generation makes up the biggest consumer group and marketers and manufacturers are basing their decisions on the values of this population.

woman-g68ed33dfd_640Gen-Z values individuality and a style that reflects this. As a result, fashion trends are favouring designs that are bold and unique. This means that neutral colours, such as tan, white, grey, cream, and brown are no longer fashionable. Instead, opt for brighter colours, especially blues, yellows, and fuchsia pinks, and imbibe the Dopamine dressing trend that is very much in fashion.

Low-rise jeans are trending, harking back to the 1990s. Jeans that are wider in the legs are replacing skinny jeans, which are out. Regarding legwear, biker shorts are to be avoided. Sweatpants in the latest styles are popular with sweatshirts available in more colours and textures.

Avoid layers, frills, and ruffles, as well as anything see-through, especially for work. Relegate your windbreakers to the back of the cupboard or donate them. Instead, make sure that you have at least one or two roomy blazers.

Trends come and go, and consumers are left trying to decide which ones to ignore and those that will become mainstream. Healthy food choices and better smoking options are aligned to sustainability, which is here to stay.

A Guide to Keeping Your Employees Comfortable at Work

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If you are currently considering the possibility of introducing employees to your business, you might be concerned about how you will make them feel comfortable within your workplace and how you are going to support their wellbeing. If that is the case, here are some of the steps that you should take to keep your employees comfortable at work.

Introduce Air Conditioning

woman-g093903ae2_640Workplaces and offices, in particular, are known for being incredibly stuffy and warm places, and if your workplace is too hot, you may find that your employees struggle to concentrate or that they start to fall ill. As such, you should consider introducing air conditioning to your building, especially during the summer, when offices can become heat traps. This is especially true if you have many employees working in close quarters. If you are only looking for a temporary solution to your heating problem, you should hire portable air conditioner, which can help you to make your office environment comfortable and productive throughout the warmer months of the year.

Offer Flexible Working Arrangements

To keep your employees feeling comfortable, you should also try to offer flexible working arrangements to them. For instance, you might consider creating spaces in your office design that promote both collaborative work, such as sofas and meeting rooms, and independent working, such as desks with partitions. This can then help your employees to work in the way that is best for them. You might also consider offering the option to work from home. This is especially important while the COVID-19 pandemic still rages on, with some people preferring to still stay at home. This can then also encourage employees who may have other commitments, such as family.

Create Great Policies

To enable your employees to feel comfortable, you also need to create great policies concerning health and safety, discrimination, and bullying, among other problems that could occur in the workplace. This will ensure that your employees know your stance on these issues and can rest assured that you take a no-nonsense approach to any issues that arise. This can then ensure that they do not feel unable to come to you with problems that occur, and that they know that these will be sorted as quickly as possible.

Build Your Team

people-gf5432fbf0_640Your employees also need to feel comfortable around each other and as if they are part of a team. This can be easier to achieve than you might expect. All you need to do to make your employees feel like a team is to set up activity and team-building days for your employees, or even host a few workplace parties that can give your employees the chance to socialise. This can then ensure that your employees do not feel as if they are working with strangers and can allow everyone to feel as if they have the support that they need.

You might also decide to run a buddy scheme or mentoring scheme for your employees who have just started working for your firm or whom you want to progress.

Boris Johnson – Why Apologise, Over and Over Again?

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Why apologise in the first place? Why does Boris Johnson have to self-flagellate himself in front of a nasty, bleating parliament and voters who will probably vote him out?

Let’s face it, the Tories are fucked in the next election unless something very drastic happens. The only salutary point is that any government and any party that had to deal with the things this Tory government have had to deal with would be in the same situation. There is no government that can deal with these hard issues without faltering. It is unfortunate for Boris and his jolly cabinet of losers that they were given the misfortune of this time in history to deal with.

Boris has fucked up Brexit. Sunak has fucked up the economy, and it seems Priti Patel has fucked up dealing with mass illegal migration.

With British fishing waters now 54% in the hands of foreign super trawlers, and EU laws still trumping British law, as well as the Northern Ireland mess, one can confidently say that Brexit is not a Brexit.

There is no Singapore on the Thames, there have been little or no benefits of Brexit simply because it has been forgotten. Boris is even said to be embarrassed by the entire saga and is capitulating to every whim the EU asks of the UK without much question anymore.

The N.I tax rises are impinging on business growth and many businesses are sacking their staff or going under.

Don’t apologise Boris. It just looks sad.

You Have Reached the End of Netflix

After having watched everything worth watching on Netflix, there is nothing left. All you are left to watch are the flaccid woke shows and D-rated films that never made the mark. Of course, Netflix does the thing where they take out a film for a while from the list, then re-introduce it after three or four months again into the list. Then they have the gall to suggest you watch that same film, as if you have not seen it over a million times already.

With great content like the upcoming Meghan Markle and Harry woke ‘extravaganza’ to look forward to, no wonder everyone’s switching off. Many would rather gouge their eyeballs out with a rusty spoon than watch those two preaching their woke mantra of bullshit for the eye-watering sums that Netflix paid them. Your money, your hard-earned cash subscription was put up to those two grifters and that’s what is even more sickening. Fucking cancel the subscription to Netflix once, twice, and thrice over.

What happens once you cancel?

It’s quite simple, really. There will be the odd show that you may want to watch. If you know the right places to find these, you can simply do so without any poxy subscription to a dying platform.

What happened?

When Netflix first came on to the scene it was fresh, innovative and hungry. Now it is a woke insipid wet fart with no innovation, or it seems, hope.

No, I do no not want to play some shitty app game. Can you believe it, now there is a column within the list where you can play some crap game app? You mean like the multiple million crap games you find on the Google Android store or all over the fucking net?

It seems Wokism kills everything, and it is killing Netflix very fast. The prognosis is not good. What seemed to be the answer to Hollywood has in fact become something it tried not to replicate. Now in pure desperation, Netflix is turning to adverts. If that is not another reason to dump your subscription, what is?

The guys who went down with the Blockbuster ship must be giggling into their dole cheques.

Bet on Bond: Who to Put Your Money On to be the Next 007

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re aware that the latest James Bond film (#25), No Time To Die, has come and gone.

The widely awaited film, was Daniel Craig’s sixth and final appearance in the franchise, but speculation is already rife as to who will succeed him. At the time of publication, the odds and free bets offer were correct.

Idris Elba

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Another actor linked to the Bond role for a long time is the first on the shortlist. Idris Elba rose to stardom in 2002 with his role as Stringer Bell in The Wire. From drug dealer in Baltimore to double O? Although it may appear to be a stretch, there have been numerous calls for the next Bond to be black, and Elba’s successful time as Luther in the BBC series Luther, in which he plays a troubled investigator, he appeared to be a good fit.

However, Luther was last seen in 2019, and by the time the next Bond film is out, Elba will be the oldest Bond yet, having reached the age of 50. I think he’s an easy one to overlook in the betting at 7/1.

Tom Hiddleston

tom hidAfter starring as Jonathan Pine in The Night Manager in 2016, Tom Hiddleston was a long-time favourite in the next James Bond betting. Many people might envision him in a tux and waving a Walther-PPK around a tropical beach somewhere after watching this superb miniseries.

He has the appearance and manner of portraying James Bond, but I’d be hesitant to back him while his Hollywood fame is rising as Loki in a spin-off of Thor, in which he plays the charming but mischievous brother of Chris Hemsworth’s Viking hero. Loki is about as far from James Bond as you can get, which may be too much for both the creators and the audience.

Rene-Jean Page

So, with my hands raised, I had to look up Rene-Jean Page’s work on the internet because I was unfamiliar with his work. The 31-year-old set tongues buzzing when he starred as Simon Basset in Netflix’s bawdy Bridgerton in 2020, catapulting him near the top of the betting at 2/1 second favourite with Paddy Power. He’s inexperienced, which could be a disadvantage given that he’s the only other novice actor in the role, alongside Sean Connery and George Lazenby.

Of course, Sean Connery would go on to become the most famous James Bond and have an illustrious career, whilst Lazenby, who had previously worked in modelling, flopped as Bond only once. Before taking on the role, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Craig were all well-known performers in their own right. Page receiving the nod might be a bit of a stretch.

James Norton

James NortonEnglishman For several years, James Norton has been towards the top of the betting odds. The 36-year-old appears to be appropriate and has a suitable profile. Norton made his mark as maniac Tommy Lee Royce in the critically praised Happy Valley in 2016, but it was his portrayal as Alex Godman in McMafia that cemented his place as the future James Bond.

With odds of 10/3 with Paddy Power, Norton appears to be the most incredible bargain among the market leaders.

Tom Hardy

tom hTom Hardy is the clear favourite for the role, with William Hill giving him a 5/2 chance of becoming the next James Bond. Hardy is known for films like Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, and Mad Max, and has a total of 59 films under his belt. The Venom star is a hit with both men and women, and while many of his roles don’t exactly lend themselves to the suave, intelligent MI6 agent, we know he cleans up well and is a fantastic actor.

The 44-year-old actor starred as spy Ricky Tarr in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in 2011, but it was probably his part as Eames in Inception that revealed his potential as a Bond. Hardy is immensely popular with women, which you’d think would hold some weight with the producers; he even famously set hearts racing during a spell on CBeebies’ ‘Bedtime Stories’ (kind of a modern day Jackanory) I’m not sure if I’d put a bet on him at 5/2 odds. He’s six years older than Daniel Craig was when he first played the character in Casino Royale in 2011.

Lashana Lynch

LashanaLashana Lynch is a newcomer to the next James Bond betting market. Could there be a female Bond? As fantastic as it sounds, it appears to be a reach, but her ascent in the betting markets has been fuelled by her appearance as ‘Nomi’ in the upcoming Bond flick No Time To Die.

The new film has been shrouded in secrecy, but Lynch stars alongside Craig as an MI6 agent, and the bookies have Lynch pegged at 6/1 to be the next Bond.

According to the creators, we won’t know when the next Bond is announced until 2022, so speculation will undoubtedly continue

5 Tips for Finding the Perfect Insurance Policy

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Do you hope to find the perfect insurance policy soon? Even though it can be nerve-wracking to shop for a policy, finding a policy that suits your needs can be challenging too. The good news is that you don’t have to go through the struggle alone. Here are five simple tips that you can use to find the perfect insurance policy for you.

Know What You Want

Before you head out to shop for a policy, know exactly what you want. Too often, people’s expectations are out of line with what they can realistically expect to find. This can result in overly-ambitious needs, such as high coverage limits or specialized coverage. While you want to remember that insurance is there to protect you, you also don’t want to spend hours researching and comparing policies that don’t fit your needs. Knowing exactly what you want will help you save time and be more effective in your search.

Don’t Be Afraid to Ask

Don’t be afraid to ask the agent or broker what it would take to get you the coverage you want. You might be surprised by how willing they are to help you get the coverage you need. But don’t oversell yourself, either! You don’t want to come across as trying to sell a particular policy just because you’re afraid the agent may refuse to help you find one that fits your needs. If you do end up asking about specific coverage you’re interested in, don’t be afraid to ask if they have a lower-cost option. Some insurers may offer lower-cost policies than their more expensive competitors.

Know What You’re Looking For

Make sure you know exactly what you’re looking for. It may seem obvious, but you’d be surprised how many people don’t know what they’re looking for. If you’re looking for coverage for your home or car, make sure you know exactly what you need in those two areas. For example, if you have a high-end car that you’d like to get coverage for, make sure you know exactly what features are included in your car’s policy. Make sure you know what you’re looking for in regard to coverage as well. While you may think you know exactly what you want in a policy, you may find that your needs are different from what you thought.

Research Before You Apply

Before you head out to shop for a policy, make sure you know as much as you can about the companies and products you’re considering. Know as much as possible about each company you’re considering. There are a lot of different companies in the insurance industry, and you want to make sure you know as much as possible about each one you’re considering. Knowing as much as possible will help you make an informed decision. This will allow you to make an informed comparison, allowing you to make the best possible choice. Knowing more about the companies you’re considering will also help you narrow down your choices, allowing you to find the perfect policy for your needs.

Bottom Line

The best way to find the perfect insurance policy is by comparing policies. While you may be wary of this process, it can be time-consuming and exhausting. By comparing policies, you can make sure you’re comparing apples to apples. By comparing policies side by side, you can make sure you’re not comparing coverage that doesn’t fit your needs. You can also make sure you’re comparing the best possible options, allowing you to find the perfect policy for your needs. The best way to find the perfect policy is by comparing policies. This will allow you to make an informed decision, allowing you to find coverage that fits your needs. The best way to find the perfect policy is by comparing policies.

6 Tips For Starting a Business in France

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Starting a new business venture in France is an exciting prospect, but it can also feel like a daunting one if you are not familiar with French procedures and protocols. Follow these six tips to make sure you avoid the common pitfalls – and give your new venture the best chance of flourishing in la douce France!

1. Make sure there is a market for your business

Just because business is booming in one location, doesn’t mean it is guaranteed to succeed in another. Carry out your research, and choose a place where your product or service is needed. What’s more, don’t be put off if something similar to your business model is already out there; this might in fact be a good thing, because it indicates there’s an existing demand for what you do! Just make sure you differentiate your product or service in some way, and stand out from the competition by highlighting what makes you unique.

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2. Make connections

Once you’ve pinpointed the ideal site, get networking! If you are based in the same area of France where you hope to launch, this can be as simple as networking with locals at the boulangerie or bistro, setting up a stall at a local ‘foire artisanale’ (depending on your line of business) and crucially, making sure you are visible and active on local social media groups. Consider offering locals incentives such as an introductory offer, or a discount for repeat customers.

3. Master the language

paris-g7cd14299d_640It might sound obvious, but launching a business in France requires a strong, native-like grasp of the French language. Precision, clarity and accurate vocabulary are highly valued – and the opposite is also true; a poor command of French is a sure-fire way of sending potential clients running for the hills!

So, while that French GCSE might afford you a good enough understanding of French to get by, when it comes to written French that represents your business and its core values, you need a native. Use a reputable agency to help you translate existing content from English to French, as this is an area where quality needs to be prioritised.

An agency specialising in French translation can also give you invaluable insights into cultural norms and protocols which, however confident you are at ordering an espresso and a croissant, you might not fully have a handle on unless you are a native.

4. Research French company structures

It’s important that you inform yourself of the types of company structures which operate in France, as they are likely to differ from those in your home country. Some of those most commonly found include:

EURL (which stands for Entreprise Unipersonelle à Responsibilité Limitée)

This is where the business is owned by a sole trader and can be established with a very low amount of capital (just 1€). Tax can be charged either through the personal income tax system of the business owner, or through company tax.

SARL (Société à Responsibilité Limitée)

This structure is preferred when the company is owned by more than one person (and so EURL is no longer appropriate). These owners are called the company gérants and they have identical powers within the company.

SAS (Société Par Actions Simplifiée)

This is another commonly chosen structure, and is often used with joint ventures taking place between a French company and one which is registered abroad. Just one person is allowed to act on behalf of the company if it’s registered as an SAS – its ‘Président’. One shareholder is also required, and this can be the same person as the président, although if it is, the company will be incorporated as a SASU (Société par Actions Simplifiées Unipersonnelle).

5. Choose the right business insurance

Following on from deciding on the best business structure for your company, you also need to make sure you also have the right sort of insurance. If your blood pressure starts to rise at the mere thought of this sort of paperwork and its surrounding legalities, consider using an insurance company that specialises in making the world of insurance in France accessible to English speakers and expats, such as this one here.

6. Follow the French calendar

bastille-ge4ef13402_640In France, public holidays are an opportunity for celebration, and your business should reflect this. Whether it’s Bastille Day, Assumption Day or Toussaint, use these important days throughout the year to build in linked offers, or simply update your website to show an awareness of these key cultural moments. You can find out when they are (and what each one signifies) over here.

Starting a business in France is an exciting prospect, with lots of potential for growth and expansion – not to mention enjoyment! While there are some snares to watch out for, if you follow our tips your business will be thriving en France in no time at all.

China Safari Tours Are Now Open For Hunting Season

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Hunting season has come early this season in the city of Shanghai, where hunting harmless elderly Chinese wildlife (humans) is now a popular and lucrative sport.

“You can bag an 89-year-old Chinaman now for as little $200,” one proud CCP police officer said as he stood over his trophy.

Trophy hunting is not illegal in China, and is in fact positively encouraged by the Chinese Tourist Board. The China Safari business is quite lucrative as they round up elderlies for a form of sport that may seem sickening to Western eyes but is seen as good fun for the communist officials who oversee the safari hunts.

“They slow movers! Yesterday I caught a 103-year-old woman. She was even in a wheelchair. We surrounded her, beat her senseless then tied the old bitch up before moving her to the crematorium,” Ping Xing Ding, a senior member of the CCP Police force, revealed.

Now We’re Stuck With the Vomitous Beckham Spawn

As if it wasn’t bad enough having the pea-brained yokel David Beckham poncing around the newspapers in his fucking y-fronts and ugly tattoos, as well as his money-losing permanently miserable looking wife who put it into her talentless head that she was some kind of fashion designer — now they’re parading their disgusting kids around in the media.

Turn the pages of any paper, or flick through any Internet site, and you get to see the dopey grin of Brooklyn Beckham, his vapid soulless eyes revealing he is truly a product of the Beckhams. You casually vomit large chunks of semi-digested food onto your breakfast plate.

What do these vermin do apart from pay vast amounts of cash to high-end PR companies to feature their plastic mediocrity over the media pages? They have no skills, no talent, no profession, mediocre looks and no intelligence. They have nothing to give to this world. The only reason they are in the position they are, is money and supposed celebrity status. Is this the measure of celebrity or fame there is today, to be simply pushed out of your celebrity mother’s straining overused vagina, or unceremoniously cut out by some grinning surgeon in a c-section? So, Brooklyn married some Instagram fickle plasticine brain-dead chav princess with a rich fucking daddy. Who fucking cares?

Why not put all these feckless celebrity kids into a spaceship and send it into space? It’s all the rage now, and it would be easy to persuade them to embark on their one way trip into the eternal darkness.

Alternatively, the Beckham progeny are an indication that humanity is truly fucked. There is no hope, they are precursors to all out nuclear destruction and annihilation of all life on earth.

We already have a virus called Covid-19, well add on another virus that exudes a limp monochromatic morose destitution and lack of any form of intelligence to the mix — Brooklyn Beckham, a slimy quivering tapeworm clasped to the arse sphincter of inhumanity.

Rid us of this vile pestilence, deliver us from this banal mediocrity, save us from this senseless torture of seeing your grimy working-class genes displayed in all their ugly glory, festooned upon posters, books, newspapers, every media orifice spammed to man.

We end on a happy note. Most celebrity kids end up as drug addicts. It is a certainty that Brooklyn is knee-deep in the white stuff, sozzling his single brain cell daily. He will get loads of tattoos, maybe some over his face, hopefully. Eventually the white stuff may not be enough, so he may move onto other things like the brown stuff, or crack. We can only hope, eh, that and driving his lambo into a pile of concrete bollards at 250MPH. Kaboom!

Netflix Harry and Meghan Enjoy Themselves Exploiting Disabled Veterans For Cash

The Netflix producers and cameras were all in tow as Harry hugged another disabled Afghanistan veteran for the cameras. This was another virtuous show to show how virtuous the money-grabbing Sussexes are in ‘real life’ by exploiting a poor bunch of disabled veterans.

Selling Invictus merchandise also brought in lucrative profits off the backs of the poor disabled people being exploited. Then there was the further moneymaker for Meghan where she spewed out passages from her self-agrandising children’s book The Stench.

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Netflix producers had also demanded that the errant couple visit the Queen in a quick surprise visit to take advantage of the 95-year-old regent before the poor woman pops her clogs any moment now.

One commentator even revelled in the public displays of affection between the couple.

“It’s a wonderful act, and many of the people are happily fooled by these tricksters. Hell, they even visited the Queen and fooled her that they actually ‘care’ despite punishing the poor woman by withholding access to her own grandchildren. They still plan on ruining her Jubilee by upstaging it with a parade of their previously unseen children, but that’s something for another day. You just can’t fault the premeditated PR actions and Netflix acumen in exploitation these two parasites have achieved. Exploiting the disabled and old for your own monetary and press gain is truly despicable, but it’s all part of the game, and these two money-grabbing tricksters play that game very well.”

Here’s to the VVIP (Vile Vindictive Insolent Parasite) Sussexes… (long fart sound)

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