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EXCLUSIVE: We Reveal the Identity of Family Mediator Harry Called

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Prince Harry suggested bringing in a mediator to solve his rift with the rest of the Royal Family, causing Camilla to ‘splutter over her tea’, a royal source has claimed.

“The meeting with Charles and Camilla was extremely awkward causing disbelief and bemusement,” the source revealed, adding that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were late to the meeting which left Charles with just 15 minutes to catch up with his youngest son and daughter-in-law before he had to attend the Royal Maundy Service at Windsor Castle where he stood in for the Queen.

The family friend said: “[Harry] actually suggested that they use a mediator to try and sort things out, which had Charles somewhat bemused and Camilla spluttering into her tea.”

They added the Queen Consort told the Duke his suggestion was ‘absolutely ridiculous’ and that they would resolve their differences within the family.

So, who was going to be the mediator that Harry would bring along to the royal family?

The source added that the person was a very well-known celebrity in the United States, and great friends of the Sussexes.

After revealing the name of the mediator, it is a certainty that Camilla and Charles, including the rest of the royal family, would collectively splutter into their tea in absolute disbelief.

Et voila…the mediator, Oprah Winfrey.

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Russian Naturalists: New Type of Proboscis Monkey Discovered in Urals

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Professor Suka Blyatkov, from Moscow University today announced the discovery of a new species of proboscis monkey discovered in the Ural area of Russia. Previously it was assumed the Russian climate was too cold to harbour any form of monkey, however this new discovery has truly astounded scientific teams.

“It is a very aggressive type of proboscis monkey that can endure extreme cold weather. At first, I thought I was dreaming. This thing with a massive nose which kind of resembles a floppy penis came down from its tree, snorted at me then attacked with vicious ferocity. Another characteristic we found was its call. The monkey keeps hooting a sound that resembles the word “nuke”. In the space of five minutes it kept sounding the word “nuke” before fleeing up into its tree.”

The professor also ascertained that the new proboscis monkey was extremely territorial and paranoid. If it at any time it feels threatened, it attacks with full force. Its survival instinct is incredibly pronounced.

“If you get too close to the monkey it immediately attacks without warning. Also, it can gather other monkeys from its troop and order them to attack while it watches safely from its tree. Some would say this is cowardice, but others would rightly call it self-preservation.

“I immediately looked at the monkey, and it reminded me of someone. Hmm, who could it be? Someone who is very famous in Russia. Anyway, I named the monkey Vladimiri putinus, a long distant cousin of the Nasalis larvatus.”

The new proboscis monkey discovery has astounded many Russians, who were all keen to see it when it is on display at Moscow Zoo when it makes its debut in December.

Experts: Putin Will Soon Call Full War With Mandatory Conscription Draft

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Yes, Putin has lost 80k plus troops in Ukraine, along with tonnes of armour and heavy equipment, but much like a rat caught in the corner, he is now more dangerous than ever.

“Putin does have an overall plan, as he was baited into this mess by the US and EU in 2014 who meddled with Russia’s influence in Ukraine. When Viktor Fedorovych Yanukovych was ousted from his position, the sleeping bear was finally awakened, and now eight years after that event, the globe is truly feeling the repercussions.

“One must understand that World War III started a long time ago, but it will only be a true world war when Armenia and Azerbaijan escalate, as well as Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. Turkish tensions with Greece are escalating daily, as well as Chinese intentions to invade Taiwan. Once there is overall movement globally and simultaneously, overt World War III can finally be declared.

“Could there be nuclear detonations from the Russian side? Naturally, the biggest fear amongst global leaders is nuclear escalation, but even though Putin has had many setbacks in Ukraine, it would be a serious folly to consider irradiating not only vast swathes of the Ukrainian country but much of Russia as well since the two nations border each other. Detonating nuclear weapons also holds a high risk of escalation into all out nuclear war, where Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) is truly a sign of utter stupidity and madness.

“If there are ever going to be detonations of atomic devices, they will most probably emanate from a suitcase bomb planted in some major city. This is a perfect way to cause maximum damage to an enemy yet remain absolved of any blame as there will be no evidence left in the crater. The Iranians are not only supplying the Russians with deadly Kamikaze Shahed-136 delta-wing drones which are causing absolute devastation in Ukraine, but have already enriched enough uranium to arm multiple atomic devices. Technologically, the Iranians are moving fast, developing deadly weaponry to not only fight their enemies but to sell to their allies for huge profits. While Joe Biden has been sleeping on the job, Iran has been given every chance to expand its nuclear program.

“Imagine a suitcase nuke going off in downtown Manhattan? It might not have a large yield, but it would flatten a radius of approximately a few miles, killing at least 100,000 people, as well as irradiate much of the city as a whole. There would be no witnesses at ground zero because they would all be evaporated, and no clues to the perpetrator. Yes, of course there would be candidates to blame for such an atrocity, but without outright evidence, what can any government do?

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“On 7 September 1997 General Aleksandr Lebed, former Secretary of the Russian Security Council revealed that the Russian military had lost track of more than a hundred out of a total of 250 “suitcase-sized nuclear bombs”. Lebed stated that these devices were made to look like suitcases, and that he had learned of their existence only a few years earlier. Who is to say the Russians have not ‘lost’ more Suitcase Nukes since 1997, or alternatively sold them to either their proxies or whoever waved the most cash? Suffice to say, a conventional nuclear war would not be in Russia’s favour, and if there are ever to be any kind of detonations, they would occur intermittently in any given city to cause mainly economic damage to an enemy more than anything else. One can imagine the panic selling in Wall Street and Chicago if anything as terrible as this scenario would ever take place.

“Russia already has a conscripted army of 400,000 soldiers from the age of 16 – 27, but with the escalation of the Ukrainian war as well as heavy Russian losses, Putin may have to opt for mass conscription, effectively drafting every male in Russia from the age of 16 – 45. In the interests of public order and an air of normalcy in public life, Putin has not yet opted for this strategy of drafting all Russian males, however the time for this approach is nearing every day.

“Despite pathetic sanctions by some Western nations, the malls and supermarkets in Russia are still stocked to the hilt. Companies like GAP, H&M, Apple, KFC, TJI Fridays, Crocs, Burger King, Armani, Lacoste amongst many others still have their stores open to the Russian public. Marks and Spencer still has 48 stores open in Russia. More than 100 EU companies are still operating in Russia, over seven months into the Ukrainian conflict. The Russians have generally circumvented any sanction discrepancies by either copying Western brands completely with their own branding and manufacturing, or are serviced via China, the Middle East or other nations sympathetic to Russia.

“The next step for Putin will be to declare all out war. He will then bring in a mandatory draft for all Russians. Due to the continuing partnership with China and trade of Russian energy resources, the funding for ongoing mass war is secure monetarily, as production of weapons systems will increase to Soviet levels.

“We must almost certainly presume that Russia will once again embrace its Soviet past, and return to communism, joining with its Chinese communist counterpart. This final revision into Soviet Russia 2.0 will complete the final stage in Russia’s development away from Western capitalist ideals and engender a new era of communism. Naturally, the party hierarchy and oligarchs will be integrated fully with their privileges and riches, albeit in a much more stealthy manner, as was the case in the first USSR construct. There will once again be dedicated lanes on Russian motorways only for high party officials, and select shops where the elite soviet members can purchase their Western products. As for the people, they will have to endure being used as cannon fodder in places like Ukraine, and continue living in their shoddy grey soviet era apartment blocks.”

Factors to Consider When Choosing a New Bingo Site

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Having too many options can sometimes be just as detrimental as having too few. This is something that bingo fans are surely used to because there is an abundance of operators advertising the finest services over the Internet. This deluge of bingo rooms is simply overwhelming for the honest beginner who wants to sign up for an account but can’t make up his mind. The quality of the bingo room is influenced by many factors, yet we consider that these five are the most important ones.

Trustworthiness

Bingo is a game of chance and online the outcome is determined by algorithms. You need to be able to 100% trust the software to fully enjoy the games, otherwise, you will always doubt that the game is rigged. To make sure you play on the trustworthy side, you should focus on the bingo room that is licensed and regulated, while enjoying a solid reputation. To determine that, read as many beginners guides as possible, to end up playing with a trustworthy partner.

Game offer

Bingo comes in different flavours and even though most of the game varieties are governed by similar rules, it pays off to have slightly different games. A good bingo room will offer at least five different versions and many of them go well beyond his threshold. Make sure the one you consider has the game you enjoy, but keep your eyes and mind open for other options. In the long run, you will appreciate the fact that you have several alternatives.

Bonuses

Online bingo rooms have a clear advantage over their land-based counterparts because they can offer bonuses. New players are the main beneficiaries because the introductory offers are the most generous, yet there are promotions for active players. There’s no point in signing up for an account at a bingo room that doesn’t offer bonuses, since there are so many out there that do. Just remember to read the fine print, and pay attention to the wagering requirements to know what to expect.

Free games

You might be a casual bingo player who doesn’t want to break the bank and wager large amounts on your favourite game. There are plenty of players who prefer to enjoy the game for free, and this is an option in online bingo rooms. The game should be available in demo format, using virtual currency provided by the casino or real money. In any case, the stakes should be flexible, so you only impact the amount you feel comfortable losing.

Payment methods

If you decide to bet real money, you should be given ample choices when it comes to payment methods. Credit, debit, and prepaid cards, as well as e-wallets and wired transfers, are the cornerstone of most bingo rooms. The best ones have diversified their portfolios and offer locally popular payment methods and even cryptocurrencies. The same goes for currency diversity, as you should be able to deposit and cash out your winnings in your national money.

Trans Teacher Caught Trying to Milk Fake Breasts

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A Canadian high school teacher has sparked controversy after pictures emerged of her wearing large breast prosthetics while teaching students.

Katja Lameure, a Manufacturing Technology teacher at Burnsville Nippoleon High School in Ontario, who began transitioning a year ago, has gone viral online after students took photos and videos of the teacher trying to milk his gargantuan fake rubber breasts.

Weapons of Mass Distraction

One shocked student revealed how during lunchtime, the milk in the canteen ran out. This is when the teacher jumped up, took out one of his fake breasts and tried to milk it over a jug.

“He took out one of those things, and it had a huge fake rubber nipple on it. There were even blue veins painted on the breast, and a considerable amount of thick hairs protruding from the purple nipple. We all just stood there with our mouths open as this dude squeezed with all his might to milk that thing. He even started slapping it around the table and grunting wildly,” the student revealed.

Some students who attend the school have had to receive counselling after the shocking incident.

Naturally, the school board and staff rallied behind Lameure’s huge synthetic breasts being worn amongst children.

“We strive to promote a positive learning environment in schools consistent with values to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all students, staff and the community, regardless of race, age, ability, sex, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, cultural observance, socioeconomic circumstances or gargantuan motherfucker sized ginormous fake rubber titties that defy all known laws of physics.”

Queen Funeral: 14th Row Joe Biden Did Not Know Where He Was

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Some would say it was an insult to put Joe Biden in the 14th row for the Queen’s funeral service at Westminster Abbey, however the sentiment was lost by Biden himself.

“He did not know where he was or why he was there. Throughout the service he stared blankly at the head in front of him and did not blink once,” Joe’s wife Jill Biden revealed to MSNBC.

Although Joe Biden is extremely anti-British and has effectively ruined the ‘special relationship’ that used to exist between Britain and America, he still made the effort to jump on a plane to the UK for the Queen’s funeral.

“We heard the news that the Queen of England died. Joe was eating his potato mush and immediately spat out a load over his bib, much to his nurse’s consternation. We then had to tell him that as he was ‘The Big Guy’ in the White House now, he would have to go to the UK to represent the United States of America. It took a lot of persuading, because he’s Irish and keeps on talking about the potato famine of 1845. Then one of Joe’s favourite aides convinced him to go by saying he should pretend he is in Ireland and not in England. At least that way, psychologically, he may be able to handle things better,” Jackie Simona, a White House worker, revealed to CNN.

Besides meddling in Brexit affairs, and always being on the side of the EU, Joe Biden has refused to even acknowledge a trade deal with the USA and Britain. He has gone out of his way to thwart any sort of deal and complains about Britain on a constant basis.

One guest at the Queen’s funeral saw Joe Biden in the 14th row, and was intrigued as to why he and his wife had been put so far away from the front.

“I guess it was revenge by the Limeys for the treatment that Joe had given them over the last two years. He (Joe Biden) was just sitting there with a blank look on his face, like usual. He had this thousand yard stare going, as if he was a lifeless corpse. Sometimes a string of drool would fall from his chapped lips, and Jill would take out her handkerchief to wipe it all away. I did not see him blink once throughout the entire three-hour ceremony.”

Joe Biden’s son Hunter was surprisingly not invited to the wedding despite recent video revelations showing him smoking crack cocaine and having orgies with Russian prostitutes.

Meghan Markle Tears For Lost Netflix Queen Opportunities

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One thing that struck most genuine mourners during the Queen’s prolonged funeral ceremony was the sight of Meghan Markle supposedly weeping for the Queen.

Here was a calculating grifter who doesn’t move a finger unless it is worth her while supposedly crying for the dead Queen. Some people were actually fooled by this display, but the majority of folk saw it for what it really was.

“Meghan Markle only cries for herself. Here was a calculating narcissistic grifter who had ordered Harry to ghost the Queen despite the couple being in Britain for their impromptu Netflix visit. She was constantly playing the Queen for a fool, causing the regent great heartache. She would use her children as weapons to get what she wanted, and wilfully withheld contact with the ageing monarch to hurt her for what Meghan perceived she had done wrong. Even though Harry adored his grandma, he was ordered by the harridan to stay away from her and William. Prince Charles even offered a meeting during the most recent visit before the Queen’s death, but Meghan ordered Harry to ghost his own dad as well. She does not understand how these things can be so hard for people with genuine feelings, as Meghan has never had a genuine feeling in her life. Her black, cold heart is only there for monetary success and the acquisition of power,” Rupert Fetherington-Smythe, a celebrated royal historian and commentator, revealed on Sky News.

Meghan’s tears were therefore for herself, as usual. With the death of the Queen, she has lost multiple opportunities to be filmed with a kind old lady who she manipulated with ease in her advancing years.

Netflix executives were scrambling to somehow repair the damage to the ill-fated nonsensical series they had been duped into dishing out millions of dollars, as the sudden death of the Queen means there may be some serious changes to the royal family now that King Charles III is in charge.

Men’s Fall Fashion 2022 | What to Wear & What to Avoid

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As we move from summer to the colder months, our wardrobe should seamlessly follow suit. Even though the weather dictates warmer clothes, sartorial style can still be easy to follow during the fall.

The 2022 fall season for men is all about outdoor active, luxe fabrics, versatile layering, and cosy knits. To keep looking fresh this fall, read our guide on what to wear and what to avoid when the weather starts to cool.

What to wear

With shorter nights, cooler temperatures, and crisp days, fall is the perfect time to transition your wardrobe and create your look for the winter months ahead. The key trends of the 2022 fall season are focused on easy-wear pieces that will give the stylish man about town a cool edge. Here are the key fall 2022 looks that are a must for any man’s wardrobe.

Leather

Luxe fabrics embody the richness of the fall and there’s no better seasonal material than high-quality leather. The catwalks showcasing the 2022 fall season were awash with super-soft leather as well as vegan leather alternatives.

Taking centre stage, the classic leather jacket is set to be a key staple for fall 2022. Bring your wardrobe easily up to date with a beautifully cut leather bomber jacket that works with both casual styles and more formal tailoring. Or, add a vintage edge to your look with a retro-style biker jacket, brought into 2022 with a more sculpted fit.

Knitwear

Knitwear is synonymous with fall and winter. A versatile piece, it can be dressed up or down, layered, or worn as an over garment to create a cosy look all of your own. This fall, opt for finer knit polos or the classic roll neck, teamed with tailored chinos for an easy-wear smart-casual look. Or, channel cool geek style by teaming a sleeveless sweater vest with a long-sleeved shirt.

The blazer

men's fall fashionA strong look for spring/summer 2022, the blazer remains an investment piece for the new season, transformed into flattering tailored designs featuring rich and heavier fabrics. Think plaid, herringbone, tweed, and wool – there’s plenty of inspiration in Italist’s men’s designer sale.

Hot for the fall is the double-breasted blazer which adds sartorial chic to a pair of dark jeans or khakis. Or opt for the simple tailoring of a form-fitting single-breasted jacket, in a warm neutral colour that can be dressed up or down.

Go bold

As the brightness of summer fades into the muted shades of fall and winter, the 2022 wardrobe doesn’t need to follow suit. The trick to getting bold colour right during the cooler seasons is to opt for rich rather than the more garish shades. Jewel colours inspired by the fall, such as crimson, gold, purple and green, stand out as the shades to incorporate into your look.

For inspiration, opt for solid colour single pieces such as a peacoat or trench coat to make your outfit pop. You can also look for separates in statement patterns and graphic designs, paired with more muted grey, navy, or earthy tones.

What to avoid

The fall 2022 season for men features highly wearable pieces which can be tailored to suit any occasion. However, to achieve the look, there are some things you need to avoid.

Going sockless

A prevailing trend that was once again popular during spring and summer 2022, the fall is now the time to ditch the sockless look. Going sans socks gives an unconstructed feel to any outfit and has been a popular feature of the smart-casual style. But with the cooler weather, the time is now right to put away those ankles and reclaim your love for knitted sock wear.

Work from home slouchy

fall fashionWhile cooler weather can make you nostalgic for slouchy home working fashion, this fall the focus is on a more put-together look. This means those old, faded sweatpants and hoodies no longer make the sartorial cut.

Instead, focus on quality loungewear in luxe fabrics, smart sweatpants, premium knitwear, and relaxed tailoring for separates such as shirts, and jackets.

Oversized sneakers

A more streamlined look is in order for fall 2022, so swap out those ‘look at me’ oversized sneakers and opt for a sleeker silhouette. Court sneakers, as seen in Balmain’s FW 2022 collection, are the perfect balance of casual and confident footwear this fall.

Fast fashion

Investment pieces that are not only good to look at but are a joy to wear, more sustainable, and made to last are the staple of any fall season must-have list, which means replacing fast fashion with well-made, high-quality items to create the ultimate capsule wardrobe.

With the right ‘timeless’ pieces, you can make your investment last, taking you seamlessly from autumn into winter, and beyond.

Queen Coffin Queue: Britons Sure Love Their Queues

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According to the news, there is now a six-hour wait to join an eight-hour queue to join a final fourteen-hour queue to see the Queen’s casket lying at Westminster Hall.

Testament to British Order and Honour

“Queuing in an orderly fashion is actually a British pastime, a tradition that we uphold with pride,” one woman said as she stood in line in her soaked clothes.

Despite the fact that the Queen’s coffin is being displayed on all channels constantly and for the past two days broadcast all over the world, such is the dedication of the ordinary British citizens that they will endure anything to view her coffin up close.

“Us Brits, we’re a breed apart. For example, you can foist any indignity upon us, tax us to hell and back, take away everything we own, we will simply smile and have another cuppa. It’s all about that stiff upper lip, innit?” one man said in the 10-mile queue, before taking out his flask and pouring another cup of tea.

Perhaps it is testament to this Blitz Spirit that Britain has endured for so many centuries and just keeps going.

No doubt, Queen Lizzy is looking upon this queue mania from her fluffy cloud above and nodding her jewelled head with supreme appreciation to the peasants of the realm and their total devoted dedication to her dutiful reign.

Obama Objects to Migrants in His Martha’s Vineyard Backyard

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To see champagne socialist virtue signallers who in theory invite entire populations of poor South Americans into the United States suddenly voice their displeasure as thousands of migrants are bussed into their exclusive neighbourhood of Martha’s Vineyard, is a hypocritical sight to behold.

One has to understand that diversity only works for champagne socialists when it is as far away from their place of residence as possible.

Obama once stated during his long presidency: “America is—and always has been—a nation of immigrants. Throughout our history, immigrants have come to our shores in wave after wave from every corner of the globe. Every one of us, unless we’re Native American, has an ancestor who was born somewhere else. That’s what makes America special. That’s what makes us strong. The basic idea of welcoming immigrants to our shores is central to our way of life. It is in our DNA.”

Funny how what Obama said, and how he really feels when a huge quantity of extremely poor and needy stinky migrants are shipped into his backyard by Florida governor Ron DeSantis, sums up the hypocrisy that bleeds from these virtue signallers. Diversity, is something that must be kept in areas of extreme poverty and deprivation, so it stays there. To ship in thousands of migrants into Martha’s Vineyard is a crime to the socialist Marxist champagne swillers who can afford immaculately manicured lawns, swimming pools, tennis courts and fleets of expensive cars.

May hypocrisy reign…

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