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WORLD CUP: Islamic Qatar to be Force Fed Education on Homosexuality

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The Islamic religion forbids male homosexuality as ‘Haram’, yet Western LGBTQP activists will try to force-feed the population of Qatar in homosexual indoctrination.

The socialist agenda to indoctrinate and encourage homosexuality in liberal Western societies has worked very well since its introduction during the Obama era. Now you cannot walk two yards in either America, Europe or the UK without a rainbow flag being pushed into your face or an LGBTQP parade prancing around you. Will this homosexual agenda work in an Islamic country where sodomy and buggery is prohibited with severe punishment?

As the World Cup begins in Qatar, the key subject in the media is pushing gay ideology onto the Qataris. Forget about such things as football or sport, the agenda is now solely focused on getting the people of Qatar educated in homosexuality.

It will certainly be a source of entertainment to see the gay educators in Qatar during the World Cup.

Male homosexuality is illegal in Qatar, with a punishment of up to three years in prison and a fine and the possibility of death penalty for Muslims under sharia law. Since 2004, Article 296 of the current Penal Code (Law 11/2004) stipulates imprisonment between one and three years for sodomy between men.

Despite Ukraine Battle Victories War is Just Beginning

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Ukraine has accomplished wonders on the battlefield against the Russian invaders, however any thoughts of victory must be dispelled until all Russian forces are defeated from Ukraine, including Crimea.

World War III started a long time ago, and is just getting started now. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either deluded or misinformed.

Putin may be losing troops and ground in Ukraine, but all he has to do is wait a little while longer until his action causes more economic damage to the West. Having already smelled blood, the stakes are too high to quit now — the goal being the destruction of the American economy.

Each day there is war in Ukraine; is another day of uncertainty in the global markets, in supply chain disruption, in global wheat shortages, in vast increases in energy prices, in shortages of military equipment used up in Ukraine.

Americans used to living off the back of the petrodollar will see their everyday cost of goods go up for the first time in generations. They cannot imagine having to pay the same prices as Europeans for their food and petrol, and serious cracks will form within the country possibly culminating in social unrest.

Cracks are already forming with Big Tech monopoly companies who are laying off staff by the thousand, and it is only going to get worse. Time is the enemy of a faltering economy where joblessness and vast deficits loom down ominously. Time however is the friend of Putin, who can sit back and eke the war out for as long as possible. If Putin dies from his illness, or is terminated, that is no problem either for the Russians as they will simply bring in another hardliner who knows the plan.

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This is just the beginning, as the Russians have plenty of cannon fodder to throw at the Ukrainian meat grinder. The war was never about Ukraine, it is about destroying the American economy and destabilising the dollar as the global fiat currency. The trillions of dollars that make up the US deficit will eventually crack the Federal Reserve. The US deficit is currently $31 Trillion. Russia is working in unison with China and Iran to destroy the US economy further in preparation for all out war.

The U.S. Federal Reserve is carrying $330 billion in unrealized losses on its holdings of U.S. Treasury and mortgage-backed securities as of the end of March, according to newly released financial statements showing the impact of rising interest rates on the market value of the Fed’s balance sheet.

The central bank’s holdings of nearly $9 trillion in assets still allowed the Fed to remit $32.2 billion to the U.S. Treasury in the first quarter of 2022, according to the documents.

But the losses on the Fed’s investments, an $8.5 trillion portfolio that surged higher through asset purchases designed to keep financial markets stable through the pandemic, pose a potentially tough political problem for the central bank. SOURCE

As of 2013, The US government had about $70 trillion in off-balance sheet liabilities. In 2022, the accounting for potential and actual liabilities would be more in the region of $150 trillion in debt.

The disastrous campaigns in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan bled the United States of untold trillions for little or no gain. The global pandemic was the next nail in the coffin, and now the Ukraine war is bleeding America dry every day.

All things have an end, and the charade cannot go on forever. America is a bankrupted entity, and all its enemies have to do is wait by the river until it eventually implodes from the sheer force and magnitude of its debt.

In 2019, the total U.S. debt including all forms of government, state, local, financial and entitlement liabilities was calculated as being close to 2,000% of GDP.

Russians are the Orcs of the world, they do not need anything, they don’t smile, and are used to hardship. Brutal butchers with no mercy as witnessed on the battlefields and cities of Ukraine who have no qualms in targeting innocent civilians in cold blood.

Entire battalions of Russian conscripts with little or no training or equipment can be wiped out, yet it is still a win for Russia. The billions of dollars spent by the USA only deepens their ultimate road to complete bankruptcy.

With the appetite for buying US debt by Asian countries faltering, no one wants to touch that anymore, no one wants to prop up a sure loser.

Preparing for full on war, the West’s enemies are making sure to bankrupt the West first. This not only impoverishes entire nations, damaging their global standing, but causes massive internal damage with civil unrest and mass poverty. One only has to look at what is happening in the UK where citizens are having everything they own robbed by a government that has completely lost its direction.

World War III started a long time ago, it’s just that no one is speaking about it, or announcing it in the papers. Sooner or later, maybe the people may realise what is going on, however by that time it will be too late.

Channel Migrant Crisis: “Rosbifs Give Us More Money Merci Beaucoup!”

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Britain and France have signed another £65 million deal to supposedly curb the surge of Albanian mafia gangs boating across the Channel daily. Official figures show more than 40,000 people made the deadly crossing so far this year – up from 28,526 in 2021. Unofficial figures estimate the number of Albanians to have crossed into Britain to be more than 85,000 in 2022 alone.

“Honh, honh, honh! Les stupides rosbifs must be vraiment stupides et naïfs. Ils vont nous donner £65 millions to supposedly arrêter les migrants illégaux traversant la Manche dans leurs petits bateaux. Merci beaucoup Rosbifs. We will simplement keep votre argent et spend it en caviar, champagne et voitures chères. C’est la même chose chaque année. Les idiots n’apprennent jamais,” an official at Calais remarked on Monday.

The expanded agreement includes an increase in payments from London to Paris and nothing much else in particular.

“We are hoping that giving the French more money will actually do something,” an idiot from the UK government tentatively remarked on the stupid rip-off deal.

Meanwhile, in Albania, one of the poorest crime-ridden countries in the world, entire cities and towns are now empty. Guess where they all went?

Britons Celebrate Another Huge Increase in Taxes

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There’s nothing that Brits love more than another huge hike in taxes to complement the massive hike in interest rates from a government that’s touted as being Conservative.

“It’s part of the sado-masochistic British psyche, if we are not punished every day with high taxes, we’re just not fucking happy. Put the kettle on and be charged £7.50 in electricity and have another cuppa, innit?” a proud citizen revealed from his freezing hovel.

With fuel tax making up 85% of the price of filling up your vehicle, death taxes taking over 60% of your assets and income tax taking over 70% of your salary, these are just a few of the taxes Britons simply cannot live without.

“In Britain aspiration and entrepreneurship is punished severely. That’s what we love about this country. Doesn’t matter if you have a Tory or Labour government in place they will both put in place disproportionate levels of taxation to stifle businesses, and impoverish citizens. I wouldn’t have it any other way, it’s all I know,” a man who recently lost his home and business revealed.

It’s not only the overt taxes that Britons enjoy daily but stealth taxes are a big hit with the government as well. You don’t realise it but money goes into your bank account and is periodically sucked back out almost immediately leaving you with expensive bank charges that make you even poorer. Add in the BBC tax, road tax, Council tax, MOT, and high interest rates along with VAT charged on everything as well as insane levels of inflation on everyday goods, you will be left with nothing.

“I enjoy giving away almost all of what I earn to the tax man to fritter away and waste my money. It is a British tradition. Not only that, I would think there was something severely wrong with this country if there were things like low taxes and business aspiration. We do not want to entice international businesses to come to the UK, the government instead scares businesses away from here so our economy is in permanent recession,” another destitute former businessman revealed from his cardboard box under Waterloo bridge.

Police Join Just Stop Oil Protest on M25 Motorway

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It’s not just about protecting and enabling eco zealot Just Stop Oil protests on busy roads, or about arresting journalists reporting on these disruptive ridiculous protests. The police are now joining the Just Stop Oil Marxist movement of mass disruption.

“We daily bring the protesters cups of tea and biccies. I found out their favourite collective biscuit of choice is the custard cream. You need a bit of sustenance after glueing your genitals to the asphalt of a major motorway,” one officer revealed.

Forget about catching violent armed robbers and burglars infesting the capital city, a good sit down with an eco Marxist has done wonders for the Metropolitan police force.

“It’s like therapy, innit? I used to get anxious about getting overtime to pay for my extension at home, but since the eco mob came along I’ve been raking it in. I tell them, they can stay on the road for as long as they want, we look after them and give them as much tea as they can drink. It has to be the sustainable tea though, farmed the eco way or they won’t touch it. We learned the hard way on that one. If any of the peasants even put a finger on our beloved eco terrorists we immediately come down on the fuckers like a brick shithouse on laxatives. Messing with our overtime is a criminal act in itself,” pc constable Paul Melchard told the BBC.

Many officers are now joining the multitude of eco protests across the capital.

“It’s quite liberating. We’re swapping our police uniforms to wear clown outfits. Did you know that when the sun shines on the earth it causes global warming? We don’t care if you have to go to hospital; you’re a polluting useless eater who should have been aborted at birth,” another policeman quipped whilst hopping around M25 junction 12 in a full clown suit.

eVTOL: French Innovation Lovenie Flying Karts

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The development of VTOL vehicles (Vertical Take-off and Landing aircraft), vertical take-off and landing aircraft (ADAV) in French, is a major challenge for the future. CEO, David Dricourt founded Lovenie and is the chef behind this innovative eVTOL racer.

This is a relevant ecological alternative for our future, but also a profound change in the legislation for the use of these vehicles.

Lovenie’s first model, the Lov-1, will serve as a reference for the development of legislation. With this flying vehicle, Lovenie offers a sporty and playful version for private use, in a closed place.

The visionary and serial entrepreneur David Dricourt, director of the companies, Fiscallia and Gobbans is at the origin of the concept “to fly a kart”.

Lovenie was discussed on French TV recently, bringing the company more publicity.

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Lov-1 Model

  • Type: Single Seater Flying Kart
  • Chassis: Aluminum and Carbon
  • Trim: Carbon and Resin
  • Motor: Brushless electric about 100kv
  • Cumulative power: about 80 kw
  • Propellers: Carbon
  • Controls: 2 joysticks
  • Weight: 70 kg with batteries
  • Harness: 3 point Sparco
  • Travel height: 2 meters above the ground
  • Travel Speed: About 40 km/h
  • Battery life: About 15 minutes
  • Batteries: Interchangeable
  • Length: About 2.80 meters
  • Width: About 3.00 meters
  • Colors: Red, Blue, Green + on request
  • Delivery: Pre-assembled kit
  • Available for sale: Fall 2023
  • Sale price: Communication 2023

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Elon Musk to Move Twitter HQ to Mars

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After acquiring the troubled social network Twitter for an overvalued cool $44 billion, space mogul Elon Musk is now planning a move for the company’s headquarters to the planet Mars. This rather drastic move to a planet 87.914 million km from Earth will be quite a challenge for the Twitter CEO.

“Well, it was a toss up actually with Uranus and a few other places, but hey why not Mars? I have so much money, I can do what I fuckin’ want,” the billionaire said from the SpaceX launch zone in Arizona.

Twitter staff will be put on a one-way space journey to Mars, where the Twitter headquarters will be based, Elon Musk’s SpaceX announced today.

Out of sight out of mind

For those remaining back on the planet Earth, once the tweety bird flies, communications will be limited.

“If you send a Tweet from Mars, it will reach Earth in about 5 to 20 minutes depending on planet positions, however communications can also be delayed by the numerous dust storms on the Martian surface,” a SpaceX Twitter scientist revealed.

“See You At The Party, Richter.”

There Are No Absentee Ballots in Florida

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Since the 2020 elections, the Democrats seem to have got into the flow of throwing elections. Sure, their system doesn’t work everywhere, Florida being an example, but in blue states where there are little or no checks, it works a treat. Absentee ballots, mail-in votes, drop boxes, that shit is all over the place and can easily be abused.

Despite polls saying 75% of Americans are fed up with high gas prices, high food prices and general incompetence from the Biden administration, they all still somehow voted for more of the same punishment at the Midterm elections. Go figure.

In Pennsylvania, generation Z voters actually voted for a Democrat candidate with brain damage. That says as much about generation Z as the Democrat Party.

One Democrat state voted for a dead candidate. How he’s going to fulfil his duty is something the dumbfuck low IQ voters never thought about. Death it seems is not a limitation for voting Democrat, hundreds of thousands of deceased voters voted for Biden in 2020.

The Republicans can always count on Florida as one state that does not tolerate Democrat cheating techniques. Look at that as a positive.

Pictured: Man Who Threw Eggs at King Charles

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Eggs were thrown at King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla today during a visit to York.

Luckily, the eggs missed the royal couple.

The man was detained by police immediately after the incident.

The King and Queen Consort are visiting Yorkshire, where the monarch will unveil a statue of his mother, the late Queen.

Charles spent two days carrying out official engagements, visiting Bradford and Leeds on Tuesday and then York and Doncaster on Wednesday, with Camilla joining him on the second day.

If anyone can identify the man who threw eggs at the monarch, please contact the palace, so they can deal with it, maybe make an omelette or two.

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US Midterms: Red Wave? More Like Red Drip For Republicans

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What was touted by Republican mouthpieces as a ‘red wave’ sweeping the US Midterms has it seemed turned out to be more of a red drip with only minor gains. The major Democrat strongholds held the line on Tuesday as voters cast their ballots.

As for Donald Trump who hoped to make a comeback, it is still to be seen if it will be worth the effort for him, especially as Florida governor Ron Desantis was voted back in to office. Desantis will now most certainly run for presidency in 2024, a younger, untainted more conservative candidate than the ailing Mr Trump.

Sleepy Joe may be as useful as a slab of rotting meat but the Democrats have been gifted a reprieve, and will fight another day.

The Republican anti-abortion policy was a strong factor in their poor results as many voters disagree with their stance.

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