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Whatever Happened to the World Cup Being About Football?

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Whatever Happened to the World Cup Being About Football?

People should be talking about the football, and not the latest woke agenda being force-fed down peoples’ throats. Where’s the fucking football?

Instead, we have woke activist BBC commentators, managers, and even players. All of them pushing divisive socialist far-left agendas against an Islamic state that frankly does not give two flying fucks about it all.

Get it through your thick heads morons, Islamic states who follow Sharia law do not condone buggery. It’s part of their religion, therefore you LGBTQP activists are being anti-Islamic by attacking the religious values of the Islamic religion. Do you understand that? It is akin to having the World Cup in Tel Aviv and pork activists descending on the place preaching about the virtues of eating pork. Do you think the Israelis would abide by that?

Where’s the bloody football? The World Cup should be about sport and football only, as should any other sport. By using these events as forums for socialist-activists or political ideologies of any kind is an affront to the spirit of the game, the spirit of sportsmanship, and it frankly ruins everything.

These activists preaching to everyone should be all fired, they are agents of activism who have infiltrated sport. They should never be allowed in the game ever again. FIFA needs to put its foot down once and for all and remove the whining preachy activist fuckers from the game forever.

 

Remainers Hunt and Sunak Kill Off Brexit “Singapore on the Thames”

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Remainers Hunt and Sunak Kill Off Brexit “Singapore on the Thames”

Brexiteers have been ousted from the Sunak cabinet and government, relegated to the nether regions of the backbenches. Jeremy Hunt, a vociferous nasty Remainer has been put in charge by Sunak, who is also a Remainer. The Bank of England is headed and run by Remainers. The Civil Service is populated by Remainers who actively thwarted any attempts to change things for the better during the Boris reign. What chance for Brexit or a supposed ” Singapore on the Thames” ever materialising under agents working for Brussels?

The vast economic power of the EU seeps through to embellish Britain’s economic malaise crushing the UK until its people turn in sentiment. A recent poll has even come up with the statistic that over half of the population think Brexit was a mistake. In Brussels they must be cheering that their efforts are working wonders to starve the Brits out.

This is a siege. Britain is not only having its economy and sovereignty killed off slowly by external measures, but agents on the Brussels payroll are now running the Tory in name only party.

Something has to give soon enough. We certainly are not getting any help from the pro-EU pro-China Biden administration or any of our other supposed allies.

5 Positive Things About Huge Tax and Interest Rate Rises

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5 Positive Things About Huge Tax and Interest Rate Rises

Huge tax and interest rate rises can have some positive attributes, if you can believe it. The supposed Tory government are promising the population of Britain a prolonged period of recession and economic depression compounded by stifling taxes and insane levels of hyperinflation, as well as interest rate rises that are certain to stifle business and impoverish millions of people. But, hey, look on the bright side.

  1. When you lose your home due to interest rate rises affecting your mortgage and high energy, food prices, taxes, you won’t have to worry about things like mowing the lawn or tedious household chores or DIY ever again.
  2. You won’t be able to afford to run a car anymore. The huge increase in fuel taxes, road tax, insurance, and MOT as well as maintenance costs will bankrupt you. Look on the bright side, walking for miles in the freezing cold windy rain will give you some character, and possibly health.
  3. Believe it or not, eating too much food can be bad for you. Lucky for you, with the huge increase in food costs, you won’t be able to feed yourself anymore. Fasting for days on end, and maybe rummaging around bins for a few morsels of vitals will be character building, as you will not have any dignity left and good for your health as you will lose some weight.
  4. No more alcohol or fun for you. Yes, if you can’t afford food, how the hell are you going to afford a £12.50 pint in a pub?
  5. Due to the many lay-offs by businesses struggling to survive, you will not have to work another day in your life. Hooray! Isn’t that marvellous? Imagine a care free life where you do not have to get up at dawn, shit shave shower and put your suit on for another miserable day of tax slavery.

Hope you feel better now? It’s not all that bad, is it?

No One Wants Electric Cars Anymore Thanks to Tory Tax

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No One Wants Electric Cars Anymore Thanks to Tory Tax

Forget about the move from the piston engine to electric. Thanks to the new Tory tax on electric vehicles, the electric revolution will now be stifled and snuffed out before it even got off the ground.

Not only were electric vehicles excruciatingly expensive with little or no charging support in the UK, but now the hefty road tax will kill off any sort of renaissance.

The disproportionately large tax rises across all of Britain will snuff out all business, kill off enterprise and cause mass destitution to millions of people. Coupled with hyperinflation and vast hikes in interest rates and insane council tax rises, the recession will now develop into a mass depression lasting for decades to come.

As people lose their homes and livelihood, it is almost certain recession Britain will be struck with massive lay-offs, civil unrest and permanent strikes from multiple sectors.

To kill off an economy already spluttering, it is an insane policy to tax people beyond any rational point.

The ‘Tories in name only’ TINOs have effectively killed off any chance of economic recovery in the UK for the next two decades.

Why is Scrooge Jeremy Hunt Acting Like a Cxxt?

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Why is Scrooge Jeremy Hunt Acting Like a Cxxt?

Scrooge Chancellor Jeremy Hunt is punishing the people with insane levels of tax rises that will not only ensure a Tory loss in the next election, but will guarantee the Tories do not get into power for decades. This pig headed cunt could solve the so-called budget black hole of £65 billion by scrapping the much-hated £100 billion HS2 rail line, instead he is punishing the populace and voters for his party’s idiotic mistakes.

Many households across Britain are now doomed to a miserable Christmas with no food and no heating, with the prospect of homelessness in the new year.

If this stubborn Remainer Chancellor had any brains, he would scrap HS2 immediately and even have some money left over. Punishing hard-working Britons needlessly is a foolish endeavour that will backfire on the Tories when it comes to the election in 2024.

The country already suffered under austerity for over a decade after the disastrous Labour government spent all the money, but this time around many households and businesses will be truly fucked.

There is no point in working in this heavy tax climate. Many people are now giving up work because people are penalised heavily for working. So much for levelling up, these are the days of levelling down in destitution.

Surely there must be someone in the current self-destructive government who can see sense?

Man Actually Believes a Single Word Uttered From TikTok ‘Influencer’

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Man Actually Believes a Single Word Uttered From TikTok ‘Influencer’

A 28-year-old man from High Wycombe revealed today that he actually believed a single word from a TikTok influencer.

“Yes, what the TikTok influencer said must be true because he has over 40 million subscribers and over 200 million views. Everything he said must be true just from the sheer number of likes on what he said,” the man revealed.

The Chinese controlled social network TikTok is well-known to security agencies as a tool utilised by the CCP to destabilise Western countries with inane, useless videos and dangerous disinformation.

50% Council Tax Rises Final Nail in Coffin For Millions

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50% Council Tax Rises Final Nail in Coffin For Millions

Let’s look at this in a rational manner. Interest rate rises mean large hikes in mortgage rates and loan costs. Increases in income tax means less money for households. An official 11% level of inflation, when in reality it is closer to 30%. Energy costs increasing by over 60%. Petrol price increases by over 45%. Food prices increased by over 60%.

And now council tax increases will be the final icing on the cake. Some councils are now talking about a 40-50% increase in council tax. This will mean some households will be paying over £4000 per annum just for a bin collection every two weeks, and for council staff to enjoy their gold-plated pensions and vast salaries. At least they won’t feel any hardship as they strip the populace of the last vestiges of any wealth.

With this level of punishment not only from the Treasury but the Bank of England, one can safely assume that the levels of poverty will increase as the middle classes are relegated to the dustbin of history.

“No one will ever vote for the Tories ever again after this. Why would you? You’ve lost your home, your business and now live under a bridge in a fucking cardboard box. Thank you, Conservative government, a disaster worse than even any Labour nightmare scenario. Don’t vote Labour or Conservative, for they are simply the same cunts who will fuck you over each and every single time,” an angry destitute man revealed from under a bridge in a cardboard box.

Jeremy Hunt “Punishing Brexit Britain is a Required Remainer Plot”

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Jeremy Hunt “Punishing Brexit Britain is a Required Remainer Plot”

Jeremy Hunt, the Remainer Chancellor appointed by autocrat Remainer PM Rishi Sunak is punishing Brexit Britain until something eventually snaps and people beg to be let back into the Soviet EU bloc, a British economic think tank has revealed.

“The technique employed by the Chancellor and Bank of England, who are sympathetic to the EU, is to torture and punish Brexit Britain until it finally capitulates fully to Brussels. One could say it is almost an analogy for an economic thumbscrew torture on the population of Britain.

“By increasing income tax and interest rates, huge council tax hikes, fuel duty hikes, along with hyperinflation causing misery to millions of families across the UK, it is only inevitable that Britain will be pushed into a deeper recession, as well as the open arms of the EU prison.”

Ron vs Don – Let the GOP Battle Begin

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Ron vs Don – Let the GOP Battle Begin

Last night, a rather timid Donald Trump declared his candidacy to run for the presidency for a third time. The only problem for the Donald is that a very successful Ron DeSantis could ruin everything.

After a rather pathetic midterm election performance, apart from DeSantis, the Republicans are now on the back foot. Is this a good time for Donald Trump to announce his run for office?

Here’s an idea. How about DeSantis being Trump’s running mate? If they can’t win against Sleepy Joe, then they should both retire in disgrace.

Think Tank: People Must Learn to Vote With Their Feet

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Think Tank: People Must Learn to Vote With Their Feet

“When elections are now no longer viable metres of national opinion, and huge monopolies dictate every facet of your life, there is only one thing you can do — vote with your feet.

‘Our universities and educational establishments are now controlled by a woke Marxist minority, advertising is now geared solely to convey a woke activist message, Hollywood films are now soulless wokified activist propaganda pieces, Big Tech monopolies try to force their woke agenda onto you and if you do not comply they erase your very existence.

“The far left communist ideology infiltrates every facet of our lives, a gift from indoctrinated agents in line with Marxist CCP policy.

“Do not give them a penny more, do not subscribe to their streaming services, avoid their cinemas, do not go to their universities, switch off their adverts, do not buy or subscribe their products, do not go to their theme parks, boycott their companies, do not send your children to their schools, always switch off their propaganda.

“No one is laughing anymore because the woke communist zealots killed off comedy.

“A prime example of wokery not working is Disney. The company that once defined family entertainment is going from media giant to epic failure, suffering over $1.4 billion in streaming losses and a stock drop of around 39% for the year.  And, it would appear that these financial declines are inevitably leading to employee lay-offs.

“People are simply fed up with the far-left preaching their woke mantras through supposed entertainment, and are avoiding Disney. They not only ruined the Star Wars franchise, but have pandered to the communist rhetoric by peddling activist propaganda through their networks.

“Vote with your feet. Do not watch, buy, or acknowledge the mere existence of the woke.”

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