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World Economic Forum: “Brutal Totalitarian Communist China is Model For Western Nations”

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World Economic Forum: “Brutal Totalitarian Communist China is Model For Western Nations”

According to the World Economic Forum, which dictates to Western nations on policy, and future direction, the brutal bullying thugs of the Chinese Communist Party and its evil policies of totalitarian savagery are a model for Western nations to follow. This is why we are seeing more censorship and totalitarian behaviour by Western Big Tech companies who are following China’s CCP policies closely.

World Economic Forum founder and Chair Klaus Schwab recently sat down for an interview with a Chinese state media outlet and proclaimed that China was a “role model” for other nations.

Schwab, 84, made these comments during an interview with CGTN’s Tian Wei on the sidelines of last week’s APEC CEO Summit.

Schwab said he respected China’s “tremendous” achievements at modernizing its economy over the last 40 years.

“I think it’s a role model for many countries,” Schwab said.

“I think we should be very careful in imposing systems. But the Chinese model is certainly a very attractive model for quite a number of countries,” Schwab said.

It’s not only the WEF who adore the CCP, but so does the UN, who wants all Western nations to model China. The EU also sees China as a model of its Soviet bloc of nations. They envisage a modern communist state where brutal torture of citizens, and heavy-handed communist commissars mete out daily punishments on the people. Totalitarian bullying regimes like China are idolised by the globalists, who have become very rich off the backs of Chinese slave workers.

THE UNITED NATIONS OF CHINA: A VISION OF THE WORLD ORDER by European Council of Foreign Relations

You will realise what these people have in store for you when the Citizen Social Credit system that China uses on its citizens already is introduced over in Western nations. This is what the EU, WEF and UN want introduced into the West to complete a totalitarian net of control over the population even more than is already present.

You may think surveillance is already pretty bad in Western nations, but wait until the Chinese surveillance model is adopted. Big Tech companies are already preparing the framework to introduce a Chinese social credit model as well as increased Chinese CCP style surveillance. Since 2013, Big Tech has been tightening its deadly noose on all civilians, and it is only going to get worse.

Looks like it’s forced CCP anal swabs and brutal poverty for everyone, that is, except for the globalist hierarchy in their mansions.

A celebrated member of the globalist World Economic Forum (WEF) has called for a staggering 86 percent reduction in the population of humans, arguing that the goal can be achieved “peacefully.”

Dennis Meadows, one of the main authors of the Club of Rome’s 1972 pro-depopulation book “The Limits to Growth.”

Meadows argues that most of the world’s population must be wiped out so that the survivors can “have freedom” and a “high standard of living.”

During a 2017 interview, Meadows claims that genocide of 86% of the world’s population is “inevitable.”

However, he insists that a “benevolent” dictatorship could accomplish the mass de-population “peacefully.”

“We could [ ] have eight or nine billion, probably,” he says of the world’s growing population.

“If we have a very strong dictatorship which is smart … and [people have] a low standard of living,” Meadows says as he explains how the population reduction agenda could be triggered.

RISE UP CHINA PEOPLE: Freedom From CCP Communist Opression

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RISE UP CHINA PEOPLE: Freedom From CCP Communist Opression

The Coronavirus epidemic in China has brought to the fore the absolute brutality of the totalitarian communist regime in place in the vast country, and this is why a democratic revolution is needed now more than ever. Rise Up China!

Totalitarian dictator Xi Jinping rules citizens with an iron hand, punishing millions with brutal zero tolerance Covid lockdowns that are killing the people more than the virus itself.

The fire in Urumqi is proof of the CCP brutality. Ten people were burned alive because their apartment block was locked by CCP police to enforce lockdown.

Free the People

As people, you are taken away, your homes barricaded without food or water, your dogs tortured, your lives snuffed out by ruthless CCP zealots. The amount of unspeakable horror committed by the Chinese communist state are too numerous to write here.

There is a way out. Resistance, organised resistance against the communist state en masse. Fight, fight for freedom, liberty, democracy and justice.

During this time of mass action now is the time to get organised, to fight back against your oppressors and the officials who have left many to die needlessly.

You may die, you may survive, but democratic revolution can come when enough people rise up to topple the communists who have brought a rotten evil curtain over China for so long.

REVOLUTION

Democracy can win through oppression, and the totalitarian communist Chinese state is now in a state of disarray, this is the time to bring about revolution which will complete the Tiananmen Square fight of 1989.

Guerilla warfare is the way to bring Democracy to China, as a technique Mao Tse Tung used to bring communism to China. The communists can be defeated with the same technique used by themselves to install communism.

You can restore the real China once again, the true China that the people deserve, throw away the Red Book, burn it!

FIGHT!

RISE UP OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF CHINA — BRING DEMOCRACY TO YOUR LAND — BRING FREEDOM TO YOUR PEOPLE.

中国的冠状病毒疫情凸显了这个幅员辽阔的国家极权主义共产主义政权的绝对残暴，这就是为什么现在比以往任何时候都更需要民主革命。

极权独裁者习近平以铁腕统治公民，以残酷的零容忍 Covid 封锁惩罚数百万人，这些封锁对人民的杀戮比病毒本身更大。

乌鲁木齐的大火就是中共暴行的明证。十个人被活活烧死，因为他们的公寓楼被中共警察锁起来强制封锁。

解放人民

作为人，你会被带走，你的家被封锁，没有食物或水，或者如果你说出冠状病毒传播的真相，就会被拘留、遭受酷刑并被要求签署一份虚假的供词。中共所犯下的骇人听闻的罪行不胜枚举。

有一条出路。抵抗，对共产主义国家的大规模有组织的抵抗。战斗，为自由、自由、民主和正义而战。

在这个大规模行动的时期，现在是组织起来的时候了，反击你们的压迫者和让许多人无谓地死去的官员。

你可能会死，你可能会活下来，但当有足够多的人起来推翻长期笼罩中国的共产党时，民主革命就会到来。

民主可以通过压迫取胜，极权主义的共产主义中国国家现在处于混乱状态，现在是实现革命的时候了，它将完成 1989 年的天安门广场斗争。

游击战是将民主带到中国的方式，就像毛泽东用来将共产主义带到中国的技术一样。可以用他们自己用来建立共产主义的相同技术来击败共产主义者。

你可以重新恢复真实的中国，人民应得的真实的中国，扔掉红皮书，烧掉它！

斗争！

起来中国受压迫的人民——给你们的土地带来民主——给你们的人民带来自由。

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What Brexit? Tories Let in 500,000 Into Already Overcrowded UK In One Year

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What Brexit? Tories Let in 500,000 Into Already Overcrowded UK In One Year

When the Tories are letting in more economic migrants than Labour, you have to start asking questions. According to statistics released today, net immigration was 500,000 and that’s not including the 80,000 odd illegal migrants from across the Channel. This is possibly another reason why the Conservatives are almost guaranteed to lose the next election, as many former Tory voters defect to pro-Brexit parties.

You may wonder why the NHS is on its knees, and why you can’t get a doctor’s appointment, or why that desperate operation you need is being pushed towards a three-year waiting list. Well, Beveridge, who designed the NHS and much of Britain’s welfare system did not design it for this kind of population strain. In the 50s and early 60s, the NHS functioned with immaculate perfection, simply because the population of Britain was very low. The same applied to schools and public transport, and all the other institutions designed to serve the public.

mass immigration uk

When there is a massive, fast influx of population, then it is only logical that services designed for a low manageable population do not work anymore. The same goes for the Benefits system, which is now a serious burden to the taxpayer. If there are only a few taxpayers left, then who pays the Benefits and NHS bills? Logic again comes to the rescue. Well, as Maggie once said, “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”

The No Borders activists who do not believe nations should have borders will also be suffering along with the rest of us now. Their free borders insanity means unfettered inward migration from the poorest nations of the world, all wanting the same thing, killing off the already struggling NHS and Benefits system once and for all. Can this tiny island accommodate the entire population of Sub Saharan Africa, the Middle East and South East Asia? According to them, it can, but physics says not.

Britain’s entire structure is built on a crumbling model that was not designed for massive population increases, especially in such a short time.

SovietThe future will indeed be very bleak for many, as the NHS will eventually succumb to the invading hordes, as will the social care system and benefits. The tiny lanes and narrow British roads will be unpassable due to the sheer number of vehicles all vying for the same space. Want a parking space? Fuck orf! There will be no parking spaces for your fucking vehicle, and there will be no hospital bed for your sick kid, and there will be no housing benefit for that single mother with seven kids, and there will be no ambulance when you are having a cardiac arrest.

Welcome to overcrowded Britain, where the houses are all squashed together, and you can’t swing an arm, let alone a cat. There is no space left, that is unless — they bulldoze all those lovely green fields and forests and build massive housing estates for the millions of more people, who all want an SUV, all want their kids to go to school, all want free healthcare and free money, free training, free food.

Forget about the rolling green hills of England …

Hyperinflation: Idiots Striking For More Pay Will Only Increase Interest Rates

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Hyperinflation: Idiots Striking For More Pay Will Only Increase Interest Rates

Rail unions, postal unions, nurses, whatever unions have no idea about how economies work it seems. When there is a state of inflation which is unnatural, if you demand more pay, that state of unnatural inflation gets worse causing more inflation and another set of interest rate hikes.

Rail workers already receive pay levels over £70,000 per annum, how much more money do these greedy fuckers want? Union bosses on average are paid over £250,000 per annum, and are exploiting workers, many who are low-information automatons to do the militant Marxist actions of these manipulative bosses.

The goal is to decrease inflation not increase it to hyperinflationary levels that will ultimately result in economic collapse.

The overpaid Marxist cocksucker Union bosses are a blight and tragic curse to any functioning industry. These irrational militant Marxist Bolshevik shisters need to be tarred and feathered, drawn and fucking quartered and their remains displayed on the four corners of Britain.

If Rishi Sunak had any balls he would act now in curtailing these terrorist union bosses, but instead nothing is being done.

Britain is now facing another 1970s style Winter of Discontent that will pile on more misery for hard-working families already struggling and businesses trying to recoup losses from the pandemic.

Unions are not for the people — they are the enemy of the people.

5 Warm Public Spaces You Can Go to This Winter

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5 Warm Public Spaces You Can Go to This Winter

With soaring inflation and energy costs, people are finding it hard to afford to heat their homes. Don’t fret, here are some solutions to the big freeze that anyone can do to stay warm this freezing winter.

  1. Public libraries are excellent places to stay warm if you can’t afford to heat your own home. You can also sleep in them, and they have toilets. Just grab a copy of your favourite newspaper, find a quiet spot to sit down and get some sleep in cosy warmth as the library radiators are on all day at full whack.
  2. If you live in London, the Underground could be a great place to stay warm. It will cost you the price of a ticket, but you could go from station to station all day up to midnight at some stations. Make sure to also travel around during the rush hour as well, as all the bodies crammed together in the carriages like sardines will increase the temperature. Generally when you are underground it will not be as cold as your home or outside. You can take a book or even a sleeping bag, maybe some sarnies and a flask.
  3. Visit the Houses of Parliament. Even though there is an energy crisis for the rest of us, MPs have all their radiators on at full blast all day long. It can get so hot sometimes that they have to open the windows.
  4. Get arrested and put in prison for at least the duration of winter. Yes, you read that correctly. Prisoners in England and Wales have their heating on 24 hours a day. You will not only get free food, plenty of drugs, PS5 gaming and lodging but will have a lovely cosy time in winter during the energy crisis while everyone else freezes.
  5. If you can’t afford to heat your home or feed yourself this winter, why not stow away on a cargo ship to some far off hot land? You could find yourself in Somalia or Tunisia. Look at it as an adventure, off the beaten track, and the real bonus will be you will not be in freezing Britain. If things go well, you could even make a new life for yourself.
  6. (BONUS) Join the army. Marching up and down the square will certainly keep you warm in the winter months. Reveille at 4am and a 30-mile hike up a mountain somewhere in Wales. Assault courses are also abundant and when you have Sarge shouting down your neck hole it will give you extra impetus to run faster, and keep warmer. If you are lucky enough and war actually breaks out, then you may have additional methods of keeping warm with things like exploding tanks, mortars, exploding mines and maybe a few nukes.

See, it’s not all doom and gloom, is it?

Many Billionaires Have Shown Themselves as Not Deserving of Their Wealth

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Many Billionaires Have Shown Themselves as Not Deserving of Their Wealth

How much money and material wealth is enough? True virtue and knowledge are not attained by the acquisition of monetary or material wealth. This, and many other variables explicitly applied to the realm of today’s visible billionaires, reveals that many of these so-called successful people are actually empty shells, soulless plastic fake automatons who are simply going through the machinations of living life and being truly human.

Those billionaires who move and work in their own way, in their own virtuous manner with no desire for the frivolities of celebrity fame, usually are the ones who are not nouveau riche but come from old money. These are the ones who have inculcated the correct way to live life, and conduct their patronage quietly without self-aggrandising undignified displays to all and sundry.

Whether you are poor and own nothing, or incredibly rich and own everything — death is the great equaliser in all things. Billionaires cannot buy their way out of death, and as much as they try, they will never be able to cheat a visit from the grim reaper. The gluttonous billionaires have dedicated their entire lives and energy in acquisition yet when the lights finally dim forever, they will not be able to take their beloved offshore account balances to the infinite sleep of nothingness as their brains shut off permanently.

Billionaires, trillionaires, gazillionaires whatever the ‘…aires’, their modus operandi is owning everything they see and hear about, and without that greedy impulse their entire being within this global system of ultimate corruption would amount to nothing. Their defining quality is one of uselessness because as much as these virtue-signalling damaged humans throw their money around nothing changes, awful things still happen, corruption and crime is still everywhere, human inequity, mass starvation, war and pollution filled oceans still boil over in a bubbling chemical soup.

Technique, power, contacts, board meetings, the state of ennui infiltrates everything as in much of the actions of billionaires there is little reward, and these people still operate within a system of limitations.

There is no cure for being human, and the majority of these billionaires revel in this thought as they fritter away their riches on insane pet projects that will almost certainly amount to nothing. They want to be shown to change the existence of the underlings, make life better they claim, when in reality their fake virtue signalling invariably makes life a lot harder for everyone. Great inventions that changed humanity for the better usually came from limited resources and no billion dollar accounts, because the innovators with their limited resources really had to work for that elusive goal, that fleeting creative spark of true invention that can only come from true hardship and graft. Many of those true innovators died penniless as their inventions were then stolen and adapted by the leech money men, and other exploitative parasitic beasts that inhabit the cesspit of human society.

What does the squandering billionaire think as he takes his last breath on this plane of existence? Possibly a tear rolls down their cheek as they realise fully that they cannot take all the things they amassed on earth with them to the great dark silence. To have such concerns is indeed fearful, and sad at the same time.

BREAKING: Eco Zealot Loses Entire Arm After Gluing Self to Ferrari

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BREAKING: Eco Zealot Loses Entire Arm After Gluing Self to Ferrari

Benjamin Barthon-Welles, 22, from Islington, North London, lost his left arm today after supergluing himself to a Ferrari SF90 Stradale. With a top speed of 211 MPH, the Stradale is one of the fastest road cars in the world.

Eyewitness Giuseppe Stromboli saw the tragedy unfold in front of his very own eyes.

“He superglued his arm to the back of the car. This Arab dude got in but did not notice the Just Stop Oil eco zealot. The SF90 Stradale can go from 0-100 MPH in 4.5 seconds. The poor guy didn’t have a chance, innit. I heard a crack sound, then whoosh the Ferrari was gone. All there was left was this poor sod standing there with blood shooting out of the socket. I called the ambulance, and they came quickly in a few hours.”

The terrible incident happened just outside Harrods in Kensington, West London. The man was rushed to hospital, but medics are still trying to locate his arm, which is still stuck to the Ferrari.

“His arm could be anywhere by now. It could be halfway to Turin for all we know,” a medic on the scene revealed.

Police do not advise anyone to superglue their body parts to anything, especially fast moving objects.

Our Predictions For the Qatar World Cup 2022

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Our Predictions For the Qatar World Cup 2022

Sometimes we need some panem et circenses. The World Cup is a fantastic time to watch some great and wonderful football, that is, as long as the woke preachers shut up for one second.

The England team have never had it so easy, and have some seriously mediocre competition in Group B. Iran, USA and Wales should be a total walkover. If England can’t win this group, it may as well be a trip off to the glue factory for the team and (giving the knee) Gareth Southgate.

One thing you learn about football — anything can happen, shit happens out of the blue, and you can be one of the best statistical analysts and get taken for a fool by some last minute anomaly occurring.

The DailySquib.co.uk brings you group-by-group analysis of the tournament, with predictions for how every table will pan out.

Group A

Squib Prediction:

1) Netherlands
2) Senegal
3) Ecuador
4) Qatar

The comical Qatar team played against Ecuador on Sunday and lost 2-0. Watching the Qatar team prance around inanely showing off their lack of skill was indeed entertaining, and it was a surprise Ecuador did not score more goals.

Ecuador, have not conceded a goal in 5 matches prior to the Qatar tournament and will be a good match for Senegal. Qatar unfortunately should not even be in the World Cup because their level of playing is worse than park level football.

Sadio Mane, the Senagalese star has been on the ropes recently with some injuries but with a little help from a witchdoctor he could pull out some goals for Senegal.

The winner of Group A will most certainly be the Netherlands, especially with Memphis Depay who has scored 12 goals in 10 games. If Depay’s fitness level keeps up, he will prove an important player to the team.

Group B

Squib Prediction:

1) England
2) Wales
3) USA
4) Iran

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth for the England team, and if the boys can’t sort this group out, it’s off to the knacker’s yard for them along with a constant stream of the ‘three lions’ song. Fifty years of hurt, the song about losing, is more of a curse than a call to victory. If Baddiel and Skinner stopped playing that fucking song to death, England might one day win a bleedin’ World Cup. Stop eking out this maudlin song for the royalties, when you don’t need the money. And it’s a great start for England with a 6-1 win against Iran today.

Group C

Squib Prediction:

1) Argentina
2) Poland
3) Mexico
4) Saudi Arabia

Lionel Messi! Lionel Messi! Lionel Messi! Argentina, will win this group, it’s a no-brainer.

Group D

Squib Prediction:

1) France
2) Denmark
3) Australia
4) Tunisia

Never underestimate the French, and in this group they have a fairly easy go at it. The Aussies could be either third or fourth in the group, depending on either a few fluke goals for the Australians. Definitely better at cricket than football, the Aussies will still be entertaining to watch.

Group E

Prediction:

1) Spain
2) Germany
3) Japan
4) Costa Rica

Certainly not an easy group to predict. If all goes well, Gavi and Pedri should push Spain to the top of the group, although the technically minded German team could also pull one out of the bag with Jamal Musiala. German relics from the past, Thomas Muller and Manuel Neuer will toddle along, obviously they’re the mascots of the team. Takefusa Kubo for Japan, the Real Sociedad player, may give the youthful Costa Rican team a surprise or three.

Group F

Squib Prediction:

1) Croatia
2) Belgium
3) Canada
4) Morocco

Croatia are a force to be beaten as Luka Modric  leads and his boys set out to neutralise the opposition. Although the favourite to win this group with Romelu Lukaku and Kevin De Bruyne is Belgium, Croatia we think will pull through at the last moment. There’s no ice hockey rink here, so the Canadians will not fare well.

Group G

Squib Prediction:

1) Brazil
2) Switzerland
3) Serbia
4) Cameroon

“Br-a-a-z-i-y-u!” Neymar may soon equalise Pele’s top scorer record for the Brazilian team, and his football virtuosity will certainly shine through for the team to take the top of this group. The Swiss team headed by Tete are a tough squad to beat and could even cause some upsets with Brazil depending on the football gods. As for the Serbian team, Filip Kostic, Alekandar Mitrovic and Dusan Tadic will prove to be dangerous foes for any opposing team.

Group H

Squib Prediction:

1) Portugal
2) Uruguay
3) Ghana
4) South Korea

Don’t knock the aged Cristian Ronaldo, he can still pull out a few curve shots with his box of tricks. Uruguay and Luis Suárez will be second in the group with deadly intent, although with some mammoth goals they could easily steal the show. As always, Ghana and South Korea are the consolation prize of inequity for the group.

Meghan and Harry to be Honoured For ‘heroic’ Attacks Against Royal Family

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Meghan and Harry to be Honoured For ‘heroic’ Attacks Against Royal Family

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will be honoured in a glittery American awards ceremony next month for their “heroic” constant attacks to completely ruin the reputation of the British Royal Family.

“We honour Meghan Markle and Harry for their constant press attacks and overt activism to ruin the British Royals. As Americans, this is why we came over on the Mayflower to escape that awful King George, so these two undermining and attacking the horrible royals is a real boost. The Queen died of a broken heart after being treated terribly by the treacherous Harry, who she adored. Prince Philip was also affected by the pair of private jet flying polluters, and died before his time in total despair. Harry and Meghan, we commend you on your attacks on the Firm resulting in two royal deaths. Well done. You are Irish American ‘heroes’ just for that. Hail the IRA,” Kerry Kennedy explained with gushing praise of the grifting couple.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will be given the Robert F. Kennedy Ripple of Hope Award on December 6, designed to laud the work of “exemplary leaders”.

Kerry Kennedy, who heads up the Robert F. Kennedy Foundation and is the niece of the late President John F. Kennedy, told media outlets: “They went to the oldest institution in UK history and because of Harry’s grudges, and Meghan’s vengeful nasty malicious lying attacks because she was not given preferential treatment for being a minor royal and her thirst for total supreme power was not fulfilled, they planned to come to America to milk us for money and celebrity status.

“Meghan planned the whole thing before she even forced Harry to marry her and was even plotting with her friend Doprah before her multi-million pound wedding paid for by the British taxpayer.

“As socialist Americans, we do not understand the idea of even having a British Royal family and how important it is to the UK. That’s why we commend the ‘heroic’ actions of Meghan and Harry to ruin the Royal family of Britain.”

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