Gordon Brown Relaunch Big Success

MANCHESTER - England - Gordon Brown's thirtieth political relaunch came off as a huge success this time. The ill fated unelected PM has staked his claim to be the only man to steer Britain through tough economic times saying: "This is no time for a novice."

George Michael Builds Public Toilet in North London Home

LONDON - England - Speaking from an exact replica of a Hampstead Heath lavatory in his Highgate mansion, the famous singer is ecstatic about his new home addition.

Russian Annual Breastfeeding Vodka Marathon Underway

MOSCOW - Russia - The annual Russian Breastfeeding Marathon got off to a 'boinking' start today with the participation of nearly 200 Russian mothers and their babies.