Bush Wishing on Al Qaeda

WASHINGTON DC -- George W Bush, who is flailing in polls, losing in Iraq, losing in the senate, and is a 'lame duck' President, is wishing on another Al Qaeda attack so his popularity can go up a little bit.

LA Surrenders to Beckhams Without Fight

LOS ANGELES - CA - Los Angeles has been lost to the gaudy Beckham invasion. Much like Hitler's entrance to Paris on June 23rd 1940, Los Angeles was lost in a similar fashion as the Americans surrendered to the Beckhams without a fight.

Prince Meets World’s Tallest Man and Still Finds Time to Release New Album

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Former artist formerly known as artist formerly known as and is known as Prince kicked off his new album release by meeting the worlds tallest man.