UK Fuel Tax to be Increased Again

LONDON - England - After increasing fuel duty by 2p in October, supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, is awarding proles another 2p increase in fuel tax as an early gift before state holidays in August.

Oil Futures Surge as Bush Plans Iran Invasion

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have been rising steadily because of the Bush administration's plans to invade Iran before their reign of terror is over.

Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain by introducing a new tax on taxation.