Gordon Brown Calls for a Tax on Recession

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown will introduce a new tax on recession in addition to all the other taxes he has already foisted on the people.

Tourists Coming to Britain Advised to Wear Stab Vests

LONDON - England - Amid the frenzied mass stabbing event that is occurring in England at the moment, tourists entering the UK are being advised by embassies and the Home Office to wear stab vests whilst in the country.

Comrades We Must Stop Wasting Food Rations

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown is urging the people to not waste food rations and to recycle all that they eat.