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What Zero Carbon – Net Zero Targets Really Mean?

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You may have heard of Net Zero or Zero Carbon emission targets flouted by pretty much every G20 nation. What does this actually mean? Well, the concept is actually very simple, and despite the innocuous lingo used by politicians it generally means that you as a carbon lifeform and carbon waste producing individual should quietly disappear in the near future.

The Covid Pandemic lockdowns are a prime example of what zero carbon and Net Zero ideally should be. The streets are empty, the shops are closed and there are little or no vehicles on the roads. The factories are empty of humans, the parliament is empty, and the offices are all empty. For people in organisations like the World Economic Forum, the lockdowns were like a wet dream come true. The earth and nature could breathe for a brief moment without the little ants polluting and ripping everything up.

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You as a carbon life form are invariably part of the problem for the elite establishment because you as a labour and tax model are soon to be made redundant as AI and robotics proliferate across the developed soon to be zero carbon world.

Robots and AI do not mess up the sewers with shit and soiled nappies, they do not need constant tea breaks or holidays, plus they can’t sue your business for any reason. Robots and AI do not need sleep, food or overtime pay. They do not create carbon emissions going back and forth to work every day, they are instead efficient workers with minimal or no maintenance and can do jobs much better than most humans.

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The general populace used to be a great work horse for the elite controllers but now you as a carbon life form are all used up, you have passed the state of usefulness for many of the elite, and eventually you will be made redundant.

The educated rich are not breeding any more, it seems the only people breeding are the poor, and feckless, and this is a serious problem for many societies as the useless eaters are the ones increasing in numbers and the higher educated, affluent types are choosing not to have children. This is quite right of course because anyone with any intelligence would seriously not bring a child into this world in its current state, and its unfortunate inevitable future state.

The biggest question of course is how the elite controllers will whittle down the herd to create their Net Zero target? Culling the herd is a sensitive matter crucial for zero carbon targets, and it seems the controllers have their plans, and they do not wish to divert from this ultimate plan. It seems they are trying to make events look as natural as possible, with as much of a humane slant to the process achievable.

The pandemic, maybe a few wars, maybe another pandemic, cancer, excess deaths after the pandemic, who knows what unsavoury delights the controllers wish to unleash upon the once useful cash cow human carbon life forms? You see they have already reaped the profits off you a gazillion times, taxed you with taxes upon taxes, regulated you to a bare existence with insane restrictive regulations and laws, inhibited every part of your human freedom and yet you all still look up to the controllers for assistance when in reality, they just want you to pop your clogs and fucking die already.

Excess deaths are accelerating, and this is happening after the pandemic. Naturally, no one is talking about why this is happening and there are no answers from any government departments. The cause, whether it is vaccine related, covid related or whatever is irrelevant, the reality of the situation is that this is an actual phenomenon which is accelerating at an almost exponential rate seemingly under the radar. Certainly, no mainstream media is daring to even mention what is happening. One assumes they have been told to shut up about it or be shut down.

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Working under the radar is the best way the controllers work, and they do not like it when people notice what they are doing. This is possibly why the Squib is not a publication that is favoured by the controllers, and there have been many attempts to shut us down. We, in reality, are not a foe to the elite because we are not doing this out of malice but out of seeing the truth as it is. In this respect, it should not be a crime to simply observe an action taking place and discuss it in a civil manner. The interesting part of course is that the controllers always publish what they are doing somewhere, in some book or magazine. They like to do this as a sign of their omnipotence and as a record of their actions.

Dear carbon human life form, dear human cattle, dear tax slaves, dear people of the masses, we at the Squib love you all, good and bad, but you have been divided for a very good reason. Unity, is a danger for the few, and is a good reason to divide your numbers. Now that the automation of your role is possible, you are now outdated, you will be replaced by programmed beings, and those who choose integration with the machines will supersede the human 1.0 model for the human-mecha 2.0 model. It’s all about the true meaning of Net Zero, innit?

Let us pray…

Self Loathing West May Have Already Lost the War

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Soon one will visit the British Museum and not find any ancient artefacts there. They will have all been returned to their original countries due to woke museum directors and anti-Western lobbyists. No doubt some of these returned artefacts will deteriorate or be sold off to some private collector somewhere or simply stolen. This is just another symptom of the West’s self loathing, a form of masochism, where pain is inflicted on its own self much to the detriment of historical conquest and innovation. The self loathing West now hates every facet of its own being, much to the delight of its enemies.

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Britain has a tin-bucket navy where there are no recruits and even less ships, it has a woke clergy and a woke government, including a woke civil service full of self-aggrandising high priests and priestesses of woke tediousness and sickly saccharin virtue signalling.

Advertising on TV is now so woke that it is painful to watch, the overcompensation for BLM looting and riots years ago as well as ESG ratings.

What has Britain to look forward to but nothing? We will invariably be foisted with a horrid woke Labour government soon, no doubt as horrid and woke as the current Conservative government. The pathetic and meaningless charade continues as people vote out one load of fuckers to vote in another load of fuckers. It makes no sense, yet people do this every time, and they are fooled every time by the fake promises and lies vomited out from the same politicians selling crumbs of hope to the lost plebiscite.

There is no redemption, the wokerati have taken over the farm, and they are censoring everything, they are preaching their woke mantra through telescreens, they are inviting the enemy to attack the West, simply because these are agents within the West working for the enemy.

If you have been indoctrinated by wokism, you may not even know it, but you have been wokified and there is no cure apart from a bullet in the cranium. After a communist revolution, Party officials usually have to execute some of the Marxist revolutionaries because the brainwashed hardliners are a serious danger to post-revolutionary communist peace. The one thing Communist Party higher ups do not want is these revolutionaries turning on them, so they simply clean house by executing them. The same will happen when Chinese troops saunter through Piccadilly Circus. They will publicly or quietly execute the woke useful-idiots who undermined the West for them.

The brainwashed indoctrinated woke pertinacious fools are much like cultists or Jihadists because they destroy everything around them, and once they have done that, the fucking piss swilling bastards go after themselves when there is no one left to censor or condemn.

While the Russians and Chinese play with the West, they are laughing at us, they are truly jubilant that they have inflicted a moral rot on the West so great that we are even tearing down our own statues, looting our own museums and shitting on our own historical heroes.

The Soviet woke communists who have infiltrated every institution and governmental department can pat themselves on the back as a defeated West has lost the war before even the first shot was fired.

When the Russian, N. Korean, Iranian and Chinese troops calmly walk through the streets, you will greet them as saviours and an affirmation of your woke credentials. You will be appreciative as they put you in concentration camps where you will happily live out your last fucking days thanking your captors from saving you from Western civilisation and culture.

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Piccadilly Circus, London, England, some time not too far in the distant future.

Brooklyn Beckham Cooked Meals are an Absolute Delight

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Nepotism is everywhere these days, and the celebrity offspring from Beckingham Palace, Brooklyn Beckham is another vile example of this sort of disgusting dalliance. Here we have an untalented dirty rich spoiled brat showing off the culinary delights some upmarket PR firm has concocted for him to parrot.

“Mummy and daddy paid the PR firm to hire a cook to try and make me copy what he cooked. All I can say is I tried,” the putrid little fuckstickle revealed in a recent tabloid spread.

Brooklyn Beckham is now selling ready meals in supermarkets at 10 to 15 quid a pot. Fancy some fancy pieces of processed cabbage dipped in a vomitus chemical laden sauce, that’ll be 15 pounds sir, fancy a Brooklyn Beckham stodgy processed curry with a piece of cardboard naan bread that’ll be 20 pounds madam.

If anyone buys this shit, they are either mentally ill or in need of a serious lobotomy. Do not furnish this cunt’s already overflowing bank account with even more money especially when the monstrous seeping gape hole doesn’t need any more money because his dad gives him millions per month anyway.

Broccoli dipped in what tastes like a tramp’s underpant puss comes in at a lofty £15, and it is preferable for a person to die a painful slow death burned alive at the stake than eat that horrid shit.

The celebrity Nepo offspring that the Beckhams have foisted upon the world are an actual weapon, they are filthy merchants of the grossest form of celebrity corruption and undeserved privilege. If this Brooklyn sphincter possesses a single talent, it is invariably in his vacant stare and gormless look — the kind of look that makes you want to smack him very hard with a baseball bat.

Do not buy his food…

What Happens When You Are Called Up For National Service?

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Russia is on the warpath and is not going to stop, despite all the Western politicians with their heads firmly lodged in the sand. The people who are appeasing Putin like Macron and other European leaders are already defeated by Russia’s aggressive stance and are useless pawns in a deadly game of chess played by Grandmaster Putin, they are of no worth to anyone apart from Russia. National service is coming.

The Ukraine war has shown that every country needs armed forces and a constant flow of recruits as well as arms. Unfortunately for Ukraine, it has not built up a sufficient military infrastructure or equipment and relies on the Western NATO forces to arm their troops. The average age of soldiers at the front is currently 43 and the Ukrainian military is desperate for younger recruits.

Britain is in a very similar quandary as Ukraine, as our armed forces are severely depleted and miniscule military spending over decades by successive governments has left the entire defence force wanting. It needs new recruits, and it needs more funding to meet the increasing threats from Russia, China, N. Korea and Iran. It may already be too late, as the war drums wait for no one.

Putin, much like Hitler, will not stop at Ukraine, and if he is not repelled he will go through Europe like a knife through butter. When it comes to war, it is best not to leave it to the French, who will most probably surrender at the first shot being fired. Furthermore, Macron makes daily phone calls to his friend Putin, and is an unreliable leader to deal with regarding the defence of Europe.

Woke demoralisation

The unfortunate factor in all of this is that Generation X as a group of people are mostly incompatible with military duties, as many of them have been pacified and wokified over years of indoctrination.

The woke movement has been utilised against Western nations as a destabilising, demoralising element, and it has worked wonders. Enemies of the West infiltrated and indoctrinated many people so that the rot could expand from within.

Former defence minister Tobias Ellwood recently revealed Britain was not equipped to deal with “what is coming over the horizon”.

Mr Ellwood said that following decades of post-Cold War peace there was a growing sense that authoritarian states could “exploit our timidity, perhaps our reluctance to really put fires out” – pointing to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

Subsequently, the head of the British Army, General Sir Patrick Sanders, has also revealed that under its current state the UK would not be prepared in the event of a war.

The numbers do not add up

More than 16,000 military personnel left last year, and the intake was only 12,000. Regular UK personnel are currently at 139,000 whilst trained reserves are at a pitiful 29,930.

The 2021 census revealed that in England and Wales there were a total of 1.85 million veterans.

In their terms of service and during their attestation, recruits are told: “If you fail to report at the time and place as specified in the notice calling you out for permanent service without leave of absence, sickness or other reasonable excuse, you will render yourself liable to arrest and prosecution.”

Current serving personnel are also told they “may lose your entitlement to discharge or be required to extend your service” while an order is in place.

Britain last called out its regular reserve during the initial stages of the Gulf War and during the Covid-19 pandemic, where the specialist skills of those who had recently left were required.

Current policy is not to recall those over the age of 55. However, it can be higher for some people.

Once served with a call-out notice, veterans are also to be informed that on acceptance into service they become subject to Service Law once again.

RAF officers who served on a permanent commission and who have completed their service are designated as Retired List officers.

Their liability to recall continues to the age of 60 for officers up to the rank of OF5 and in the case of RAF air officers to the age of 65 for 1- and 2- star ranks, and to the age 67 for 3- and 4-star ranks.

Former Naval other ranks, Army other ranks and RAF personnel who are in receipt of a military pension are designated as service pensioners. Such pensioners are subject to recall up to the age of 60 or for Home Defence Service, and there is no limit on the length of service that may be required after recall.

During WW2, those who could not be sent to the front because of their age or health conditions formed the Home Guard and were tasked with protecting Britain from German invasion.

Unlike the volunteer Army Reserve, regular reservists do not conduct military training after leaving the Armed Forces and do not have a uniform at home.

Instead, they are retained by name on the MOD’s database. Those who have retired from the military and now living abroad are still liable for reserve service.

The truth is that even with military veterans recalled for duty, the numbers still do not add up because it is inevitable that during a conflict there will be many casualties and deaths.

This is why it will also be necessary to reintroduce compulsory conscription for all fighting age men in the UK when the time comes. The moment to prepare is now, because war does not stop for anyone, and the front lines of Ukraine are just the beginning. We must also consider the Middle East escalation, Iran and its proxies, as well as China and its aspirations in the South China Sea.

Now is the time, or forever be forgotten.

Bridges Beyond Anxiety: Navigating Relationship Challenges and Cultivating Resilience Together

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In the intricate dance of relationships, there are moments when the path becomes a bit more challenging to navigate. Anxiety, a complex and pervasive force, can cast shadows on the bonds we share with our partners. Understanding its impact and learning to communicate effectively in its presence can be the key to strengthening the bridge that connects two hearts. In this exploration, we delve into the ways anxiety may influence your relationship, unravelling the communication challenges it introduces. More importantly, we’ll discover insights and tips for both partners to foster understanding and build resilience in the face of anxiety-related challenges.

The Impact of Anxiety on Relationships

Anxiety is like a silent intruder, affecting not just the individual experiencing it but also those around them. It can manifest in various forms, from generalised anxiety to specific phobias or social anxiety. In relationships, the impact of anxiety can be profound, creating ripples that touch upon every aspect of the connection.

One of the primary challenges is the way anxiety influences communication. Partners may find it difficult to express themselves openly, fearing judgement or rejection. Conversely, the partner of someone experiencing anxiety may struggle to comprehend the seemingly irrational fears or worries. This miscommunication can create a divide, leading to frustration and resentment if left unaddressed.

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Navigating Communication Challenges

Building bridges beyond anxiety begins with acknowledging and understanding the communication challenges it presents. Here are some key aspects to consider:

Create a Safe Space for Open Communication

Encourage an environment where both partners feel safe expressing their thoughts and emotions without judgement. Foster a sense of understanding and empathy, recognising that anxiety is a shared challenge.

Develop Active Listening Skills

Effective communication involves not just speaking but also listening actively. Pay attention to your partner’s concerns and feelings, validating their experiences without trying to immediately solve the problem. Sometimes, a listening ear can be the bridge to connection.

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Use “I” Statements

When discussing emotions and concerns, frame your thoughts using “I” statements to express personal feelings without assigning blame. This can help prevent defensiveness and encourage a collaborative problem-solving approach.

Fostering Understanding and Building Resilience
Beyond communication, cultivating resilience is essential for weathering the storms that anxiety may bring into a relationship. Consider the following tips:

Educate Yourself About Anxiety

Knowledge is a powerful tool. Both partners should invest time in learning about anxiety, its various forms, and coping mechanisms. This shared understanding can strengthen the foundation of the relationship.

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Seek Professional Support

Don’t hesitate to explore professional help, such as couples therapy, individual counselling or private treatment. Delamere looks at underlying factors that drive your behaviour and can provide treatment, coping mechanisms and strategies to navigate anxiety-related challenges.

Practice Self-Care Together

Building resilience involves taking care of oneself and each other. Establish self-care routines that both partners can engage in, promoting mental and emotional well-being. This shared commitment to self-care creates a supportive atmosphere.

Final Thoughts

In the realm of relationships, anxiety can be a formidable opponent, but it doesn’t have to be a destructive force. By recognising the communication challenges it introduces and actively working to foster understanding and resilience, couples can build bridges that stand strong in the face of adversity. Remember, it’s not about eliminating anxiety but rather learning to dance with it, hand in hand, as partners on a journey of shared growth and connection.

Casino Niagara, Niagara Falls, Ontario

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I am in a place with no windows, no exit signs, no closing hour, no clocks, and the atmosphere of a shark with the scent of blood. Welcome to Casino Niagara, Niagara Falls. Within five feet of entering the concourse, an electrical current plugs through my bones as an explosion of visual stimulation assaults my senses: champagne bubbles of twinkling lights, deep hued forest green table tops, and a tumult of voices. North America’s silver and blue-haired cattle have been herded by busload and shuttled from their bingo parlours in upstate New York and beyond to the gilded halls of this adult playground. People are intravenously hooked up to the slot machines via umbilical cord to their Casino credit card. This discourages any human necessities like blinking, breathing or relieving yourself. Even death is probably viewed as an inconvenience – a corpse prevents someone else from gambling. Gamblers at “coin machines” look like
an assembly line of automated junkies as they press the “spin” button with acute
determination, anticipating the clinking excitement of money. You can see the needle
marks of desperation.

The place is like a Bedouin’s tent, filled with shimmering temptations and fleshy cleavages squeezed into sequenced vests serving drinks. Ubiquitous smiling hostesses and tuxedos blur by, while an indistinguishable chatter, all add to the smell of greed and fear. A myriad of manicured blackjack, poker and baccarat tables grace the interior. Big Six and roulette tables cover the areas where the one-armed bandits don’t. “Damn right,” mutters a hefty man wearing a baseball cap and a vinyl Maple Leaf’s jacket as he reads TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY! It blinks hypnotically from a slot machine. He proceeds to drown a large roll of loonies into the mouth of the machine. Within ten minutes, he has lost it all. As he sulks, a woman, three aisles down, squeals as $3,000 worth of coins regurgitates into her metal tray.

The croupier solemnly wins another hand at the blackjack table. The eyes of gamblers glisten with imperishable hope on every bet. The dealer glides her hand over the
Wimbledon green layout like a conjurer. Her hand floats smoothly above the table with
professional ease. All five players watch it like an oscillating piano timer. A new deck is
automatically shuffled from what looks like a small black safety box, and then spits out
a deck from its lip. With deft precision, the croupier flips each card face-up in front of
the opposing players. This prevents anyone from touching or tampering with the cards.
Further scrutiny comes in the form of the floorman, whose taciturn presence almost
blurs into the background. One polished looking floorman informs me that a patron
won over $150,000 at blackjack a couple of days earlier. The croupier looks at a 16
staring back at her, usually known as “gambler’s ruin.” Without hesitation, she deals
herself, another card – a 5 of Diamonds. “Twenty-one,” she announces flatly. A chorus
of groans spread around the table. A blonde, tanned lady of indeterminate age curses
and takes another gulp from her scotch. Despair that had swept the table turns once
more to hope when the croupier deals a new pack and the human frailty called greed is
again restored. Their personalities seemingly as transparent as lit homes at night.

Black Plexiglas bubbles regimentally dot the ceiling like a chessboard. Behind each tint
of glass, a tape is rolling; a cold, metallic eye surveys and scrutinizes each table and
each dealer. It is trained on the tables, the slot machines, the counting rooms, and the
cage where cashiers sell and cash-in chips. The “eye” knows there is a touch of
larceny in everyone. This includes the dealers who make just enough to put up with the
stress from gamblers and the tension from management. After twenty minutes of
observing the blackjack players, three-quarters of them seem deflated. The games
have no start nor finish, but are just continuous – an anxious rhythm.

There is a deathly silence from the gamblers as the roulette ball spins, bounces, tickles
and trickles into a slot on the wheel. “Twenty-five red,” barks the dealer as the table
erupts into a symphony of jubilation and angst. The table is alive with characters:
shady high-rollers, divorcees, newlyweds who assume luck is on their side, voyeurs
who look for excitement, hustlers who look for naïve prey, tourists, old women with
their pension money and men with their welfare cheques, and an extraordinary amount
of Chinese – emotionless and resolute. Most of all, everyone is consumed by the
frantic speed of the action, the “live or die” scenario with each bet. I can feel the
energy peak then wane with each roll of the ball. Their faces read of silent prayers.
Anxiety jerks their movements as their eyes burn through the little white ball. It is
organized desperation.

What makes it truly fascinating is watching the various gambling techniques: The
compulsive player who bets heavily on particular numbers, never varying his game,
seemingly unflustered by a flush of hundreds that steadily pour from his wallet, only to
fuel his fix from the nearest ATM machine (he’s determined to win it all back); the
earnest player who jots down numbers meticulously on a pad, trying to outwit luck; the
“safe” player that plays opposing numbers so he never loses nor wins…until the ball
hits “00”, which it does three times whilst I am there; and the compulsive gambler, who
lurks inside most of us, bets with a lack of decorum, never knowing when it is
appropriate to stop. The real winners are usually the same players: the casino, the City
of Niagara and Revenue Canada.

Nevertheless, building and running a gambling facility doesn’t create wealth, it merely
transfers it. It is a bit like a wonderful quote I once read: “But look at Atlantic City. It
used to be a slum by the sea, and now, it’s a slum by the sea with casinos.” The
consequences in whether or not gambling benefits or hurts a community can be
addressed: The benefit for a region is if the transfers are from outside of the region.
This stimulus could occur two main ways: First, tourists from abroad spend more time
and money within the region. And second, local residents who used to travel outside of
the region to gamble now stay within the region.

There are also ways that building a casino could result in no increased benefits for the
region: Local residents who used to go to restaurants now spend their money in the
casino. Then the casino has no net economic benefit. Tourists who used to spend
money on other activities within the region now go to a gambling facility within the
region. Constructing a casino could be pejorative if either of the following occurred:
Local businesses go bankrupt because consumers have changed their expenditures to
casinos that happen to be owned by out-of-province interests. Casinos buy more
products from out of province than the businesses they replace. Finally, casinos result
in increased social costs including police and other public services as well as the costs
of pathological and problem gamblers. A correlation between convenient access to
gambling and high bankruptcy rates might also occur if distressed communities are
more receptive to the introduction of casinos than prosperous communities. This leads
me to question the proliferation of TV commercials (and Internet gambling games),
which pander to an audience to gamble. According to the American Psychological
Association, Internet gambling could be as addictive as alcohol or drugs. It remains to
be seen what kind of deal the future holds.

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Pathetic Weak Sunak is Certainly No Churchill

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Limp is the word. Unelected Prime Minister Rishi Sunak today sidelined General Sir Patrick Sanders and Defence Minister Grant Shapps who have been warning that the augurs of war are closing in and Britain must be prepared for conflict. Sunak ruled out any form of conscription after the head of the Army warned that British civilians would need to fight Russia in a future war. In a global conflict, the PM would thus leave Britain defenceless and be the arbiter for complete defeat.

“He is certainly no Churchill or Boris that’s for sure. Sunak is an unelected pen-pushing wimp, a limp-wristed impotent wet fart who has destroyed the British military by denying it the necessary funding,” a disgusted member of the public revealed.

Many Britons would be ready to fight in a war, and to have someone who is supposed to lead the country bend over for the enemy is frankly disgusting.

The General’s remarks at the International Armoured Vehicles conference in Twickenham on Wednesday underscored the fact that the Army, which is expected to have just 72,500 fully-trained soldiers by 2025, is not capable of waging a full-scale conflict with Russia, even if it boasts 120,000.

Defence sources revealed that Gen Sir Patrick wants British men and women to think like soldiers and be mentally ready for a war with Russia.

Grant Shapps, the Defence Secretary, warned that the UK was “moving from a post-war to a pre-war world” with conflict expected internationally within five years.

Britain only spends 3% of GDP on defence, which is a pitiful amount, seeing as war is becoming more inevitable.

How to Make $5 Million in a Year Without a Single Day of Work

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Making money comes easy for some, and for others, not so easy. I am going to tell you a story about a man who made $5 million in a single year and teach you how you too could do the same thing. In fact, this is so easy that you will be truly astounded.

Firstly, you do not need a business, you do not have to break your back in some routine soulless fucking job. You do not need to work in some garish office or slave away on a building site lugging bricks up and down a gnarly old ladder.

You do not have to collect mundane objects, chewing gum wrappers or matchboxes hoping that one day in a hundred years they may have some value.

You do not have to invent the square wheel…again, or some sort of newfangled gadget that is then manufactured en masse in a Chinese communist slave factory.

You do not have to come up with the only vaccine for some deadly virus or disease, then sell it to governments for huge prices.

How about writing that one hit song that goes down in the annals of rock’n’roll as the greatest song ever written, making you millions? No, you don’t have to be some performing monkey and do tedious MTV interviews with some brain-dead lobotomised pop DJ or do any circus tricks.

Forget about writing that special app that is downloaded by gazillions of paying people, or starting the next Facebook or Twitter. Every angle has now been covered, and the market is completely oversaturated as well as shot.

Here’s the clincher, none of that crap is needed if you want to make a cool five million bucks per year, you see it’s all down to one single thing and that thing is a very special commodity that was first possibly conceptualised in Sumerian times approximately 7,500 years ago.

Now, the pièce de résistance! Yes, that little thing that you need, well … Forget about working for a living or doing any other useless nonsensical shit. The key to making $5 million per annum is really a very simple thing. It’s called already having shedloads of money in the first place, call it inheritance, or some lucky mega payoff, and of course, lest we forget, a teensy $71,428,571.43 in the bank at a special rate of 7%.

Money makes money, and that’s called interest. One does not need to undertake any action other than depositing the funds into an exclusive bank account for the privileged that is reserved for a select group of individuals, and one can generate a staggering $5 million dollars annually for doing absolutely nothing.

Disclaimer: This should not be considered as financial advice in any way, even though it is completely true that to make real money, you need shitloads of money in the first place and should be preferably born into it.

The Tyrants are Scared – Gun Regulation Coming to US

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For tyranny to truly flourish in any nation, the civilian masses must be disarmed with gun regulation. Hitler and Stalin knew that, and now the socialist Americans who are in key step with China and the WEF know that. Socialists/communists are essentially control freaks on speed, they have to have every facet of your life under their control and if they don’t get that, well, there’s trouble.

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This is why the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School for Public Health is laying out a plan to disarm all Americans, first with little petty regulations, then with full force complete gun regulation.

“You can’t just ban guns just like that because all the kooks and right wing nut jobs will start shooting. You do it piecemeal slowly, a bit here, a bit there, until it’s too late, and they lost their gun rights,” an anti-gun lobbyist revealed about the plan.

The policy recommendations made by the study include regulating the public carry of firearms, prohibiting “paramilitary” activity, enacting unconstitutional red flag laws that remove due process, and finally repealing state-level pre-emption laws.

Gun control groups are so frustrated at not being able to pass laws through Congress that they have started looking to local jurisdictions to pass their legislative priorities banning firearms and limiting ammunition. This nefarious strategy mirrors the Soros district-attorney campaigns.

“Mr. and Mrs. America! We will have your guns one way or another. How else are we going to shepherd you and your families into the FEMA camps we prepared? Don’t worry, folks, we are stockpiling enough body bags for those undesirables to sleep in forever,” another anti-gun lobbyist commented, giggling his ass off.

When tyranny comes to town it will have a smiling face, and be ‘concerned for your safety’ by taking away your last rights to defend yourself — from tyranny.

Living Legends of Aviation Prince Harry Enjoys New Title

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What’s it like to be part of the living legends of aviation, or just a leg end? Ask Prince Harry, who is now wallowing in his new title despite flying only for 20 weeks in the RAF as a gunner in a piloted Apache helicopter.

“I was effectively being chauffeured around by this amazing pilot for my 20-week tour of Afghanistan, and all I had to do was pull a trigger if I saw any rag heads. I personally don’t know the first thing about flying those bloody things, especially as the maths and stuff you have to learn is way over my simple brain. Well, I got the prize now — living legends of aviation — and the actual pilots in combat who deserved the prize did not get jack shit. You may ask yourself why?” the errant prince boasted after the magnificent ceremony.

Buzz Aldrin went to the fucking moon; Prince Harry was a gunner in Afghanistan for 20 weeks.

Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise.

Alexander Pope

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