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Man Distraught After Expecting Billions in Slave Reparations

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Winston Smith, 26, from Brixton, South London was distraught today as he was expecting slave reparations’ money from the British government for African slavery over 600 years ago.

Mr. Smith, an unemployed drug dealer on benefits from Brixton, voiced his displeasure that Labour prime minister Keir Starmer had ruled out paying £18 trillion to all black people in the UK for the historical slave trade where African tribes sold their slaves to Europeans hundreds of years ago.

“Bumba clot! Mi did ah deh wait fah £23 billian miself yannah. Mandem, dis cheddar owed tuh mi bikaaz mi waah fi liv ah life mi deserve. Mi even gaan an order ah Lamborghini fram Italy evn dou mi cud nah afford di dep.”

A Downing Street spokesperson said: “Reparation’s not on the agenda for the Chogm meeting.”

“The Government’s position on this has not changed, we do not pay reparations.”

Throughout history, every race has been at some time subjected to slavery, including Caucasians, Asians and Middle Eastern people. Going back in history and picking things out, claiming reparation payments is not only illogical but wrong in all aspects.

Black people in the West are some of the most privileged and entitled communities, given heaps of financial payments and special opportunities from governments, as well as afforded advantageous preferential treatment in schools and jobs through ‘affirmative action’ irrespective of their abilities in order to fill ‘diversity quotas’.

Justice Served: Hero Police Officer Justifiably Shot Criminal

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A prominent criminal linked to London’s most dangerous gang, armed robberies and shootings and many other crimes was justifiably gunned down by a hero police officer, a court ruled today. The criminal was fleeing from the police and was primed to run over another officer when the firearm was discharged to stop him. Ridiculously, the Crown Prosecution Service, egged on by the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, were pushed to prosecute the officer for “murder” despite only trying to carry out his duty and save his colleagues from imminent death.

The dangerous gang member Chris Kaba was previously convicted for possession of weapons, and the Audi he was shot in had been linked to three firearms incidents in just five months. Gunshot residue was found on his sleeve and balaclava on the night he was thankfully erased from his earth.

This incident should never have been taken to court, and the hero officer should have never been put through such a harrowing experience simply for doing his job.

It is unfortunate that the police in the UK can be prosecuted for trying to do their jobs, as they daily put their lives on the line trying to keep the public safe.

In the UK, only specially trained police officers are allowed to use firearms, and this is another bone of contention that should be addressed, as all police officers should be armed. Heroes like Met Police marksman Martyn Blake should be honoured with medals and not needlessly prosecuted.

Today was a great day for justice, as an innocent hero police officer wrongly prosecuted was acquitted from a silly court case that should have never been put to court in the first place.

Police officers in Britain need guns, and they should be allowed to justifiably carry out their duty without constant threats of prosecution. All officers should be trained with firearms and allowed to carry them to protect the public, especially as gun crime in the UK is at epidemic levels.

McDonald’s Trump “Lovin’ It” As Democrats Triggered

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To see the Teflon Don having fun as the McDonald’s Trump is a genius piece of election campaigning and may have brought a wry smile to most people, but not for the beleaguered socialist Democrats, who were seriously triggered by the playful display.

Far left Democrat voters were disgusted by the McDonald’s Trump stunt, and vowed to never set foot in the fast food restaurant again if the Don wins the election.

Democrats are not known for having a sense of humour and are now so woke that any bit of fun and comedy has been destroyed by their dour socialist agenda which is pushed down the throats of everyone whether they like it or not.

Of course, the Don and his election team were poking fun at Kamala Harris’ dubious claim that she once worked for McDonald’s in the 90s. No one can prove whether this actually happened, but this is a normal factor in any US election campaign, where the lies come thick and pigs really do buzz around big fluffy clouds.

Meanwhile, it seems the Hamburglar Don is giggling all the way to the ballot box.

Think Tank: Importing Third World into the UK Turns it into the Third World

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It’s only common sense and physics. There is no magic involved or amazing theoretical study regarding the huge, unfettered mass immigration of populations from Third World countries into the UK and the West in general. The key factors to take into account are that when an area is flooded continually with populations from the Third World, eventually those areas become the Third World.

Because of Marxist woke theory, it is encouraged for Westerners to hate and reject their own history and generational sense of belonging to a ‘superior’ Western ideal. This is why when millions of people from the Third World are imported en masse, they do not integrate into Western society, because Western society is ashamed of its own heritage, due to decades of woke indoctrination and ideological subversion by woke Marxist propaganda experts. The First World then becomes the Third World.

Idealogical subversion is an insidious technique utilised by the enemies of Western democracy and its freedoms. This technique demoralises nations, starting from educational institutions onwards. After multiple generations have succumbed to the subversive programming, the demoralisation of the target population is complete. This is why countries like Britain and the USA are now ashamed of their own history, and despise their own country, their own skin colour, and even their own birth genders. They have thus succumbed to idealogical subversion techniques with full force, and are essentially a defeated nation from within, of course with the expert skills of programmers and woke influencers imported into the West for this specific project.

One can now be run over by rickshaws in the streets of London, amongst the beggars and tents full of Romanians in the middle of Park Lane as they slaughter a chicken opposite an Aston Martin showroom. The UK also imports people into the country with no checks at all, thus many criminals and terrorists find it all too easy to begin a very fruitful criminal career in the UK. Crime is not only encouraged but is now seen as a respected profession by many coming into the UK. The Labour government recently released hundreds of thousands of dangerous criminals into the public from lengthy prison sentences, solidifying criminal enterprises all over the country.

With public services crumbling, trains not running, buses on their last legs, classrooms overflowing, housing deteriorating and roads full of potholes, these are just some of the things that bring a Third World feeling to a country that once used to work like clockwork. If you are in need of an ambulance after being severely injured, prepare for a minimum of a four-hour wait, and in many instances no ambulance will ever come. You’ve been burgled, they’ve taken everything. Forget about the police turning up or even acknowledging what happened.

No one speaks English in the streets or on public transport any more. Instead, you may come across some well-fed beast of a woman in her ethnic peasant outfit vulgarly shouting into her mobile phone in some incomprehensible language that sounds like a pack of rabid hyenas tussled in a violent confrontation with another pack of hyenas.

Once the rot sets in, that’s it, there is no stopping it. The funniest and most ironic part of this entire debacle is that many people escaped the Third World to come to the UK, only to be confronted by a country that has indeed become the Third World.

Oh dear! A Boy Band Member Has Fallen From a Hotel Balcony

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Apparently, according to the mainstream media, a boy band member and corporate Simon Cowell creation flung himself from a hotel balcony in Argentina after allegedly infusing himself with numerous types of strange powders and other stuff. We never heard of this guy, so after a Google search found out that the geezer’s name rhymes with the words “lame”, “drain” and “insane”.

Obviously this is a tragic loss for the world of music, a huge talented musician has passed away, what an absolute travesty. Let’s hope no other corporate creations decide to go the same direction as this poor guy.

Will the world of music ever survive this loss? Will this boy band member be immortalised in 100 years from now, or maybe two weeks? Who knows? Perhaps, Beethoven and Mozart have finally met their match.

It’s all right for Simon Cowell though because he can now release the definitive best of compilation of whatever the autotune boy band was called and rake in some serious bucks for a brief moment in time. Maybe Cowell needs a new fleet of Bentleys?

This poor boy band member must’ve been a true talent because even the celebrity Katie Price came out of some crucial tit balloon surgery to comment on this poor sod’s demise. It must have really hit home for her to do that.

Warning!

There’s only one direction to go when you jump from a fucking hotel balcony — down. Be careful out there, folks, it’s a dangerous world and bad shit sometimes happens, especially when something like gravity is involved.

Lord Mandy: “Starmer Gov. Preparing UK For Talks to Rejoin EU”

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The failure of the Conservatives to bring forth the fruits of Brexit, instead leaving it to rot without any effective plan, has given impetus for the Labour government to start re-integrating into the EU once again. Lord Mandy (Peter Mandelson) revealed Labour’s plans during a talk in Edinburgh for the Thinktank Reform Scotland on Thursday.

“…the new government will have to focus in the meantime on mitigating the higher barriers we have created to our nearest and largest market as best we possibly can.”

With proposals for talks with the EU on ever-closer union, there are also plans to cosy up to the EU in key areas like defence, especially regarding an EU army which would be a force apart from NATO. The importance of building an EU Army has always been stressed by EU leaders like Angela Merkel and von der Leyen, and the depleted British Army will eventually be forced to join the EU Army.

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The EU Army marching through Paris

Mandy was, however, also unusually realistic in his timeline for re-integration into the EU, and stated that it would be another ten years before things would start happening.

By that time, of course, the world will be a very different place, but there is a serious urgency within the Labour hierarchy to start buttering up and cosying to the EU commissars and high ranking unelected technocrats of the EU Commission once again.

The EU certainly does not want the Brits messing up their push for complete control over all the imprisoned nations within the Soviet bloc, especially as it proposes to take away the last remaining elements of political sovereignty or economic power from individual nation states who were tricked into joining the bloc in the first place. Bringing the “messy Brits” into such a delicate process could mess up their plans.

What the EU is moving towards is the total elimination of individual nation states so that there will only be a single outer border for the bloc. There will be no old borders within the EU, and it will be imperative that former countries remove their national identities including such things as individual flags, as well as territorial borders, with their individual military forces only showing allegiance to the EU. Countries like France, Germany, Spain, Holland, Italy, Greece, will no longer be referred to by their old names, they will instead simply be a part of the EU as much as the former principality of Anjou is now an integrated part of France. Former European nations will instead be identified as “zones” within the EU, but it is proposed that the names of former capital cities within these zones will still keep their names, although over time those too could be adapted.

This full integration within the bloc is in line with the idealogical tenets of communism and collectivisation, which is an essential part of the European Union’s constitution.

Lord Mandy and his crew of Remoaners are all of course Marxists themselves, so it goes without saying that they are planning to rejoin the EU within ten years, or one could even speculate, earlier.

Beyond Satire: Low IQ American Tears Up Greek Flags Thinking They’re Israeli

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Some Americans are so fucking stupid, and we emphasise the word “some” because not all Americans are as dumb as this low-IQ African American woman who apparently is an internet “influencer”. What kind of education level do these people have? How can anyone be as dumb as this fucking loser, as to not even realise that a Greek flag is not an Israeli flag? This goes way beyond satire, into a realm of fuck knows…

The person in the video touts herself as an influencer, and that is another sad point about the times we are living in right now.

African Americans already have a bad reputation, and this woman does not do much for the African American cause.

Televangelist Russell Brand Peddling Magical Amulets For 449 Euros

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It is obvious that poor old Russell Brand has no dignity left in his blackened soul, because not only is he now touting himself as a god-botherer devout Christian televangelist, but he’s flogging magical amulets for only 449 euros for a pack of six of these fucking scam objects. The amulet also seems to work against all of Brand’s alleged rape offences, as does his newly found repentance within the Christian religion. All court cases and accusers have since disappeared into the mire, which is damn good news for Russell, as he can continue to rake in vast sums of wonga from selling Holy Water and magical amulets for obscene prices. God truly does work in mysterious ways.

According to the gobbledygook transcendental neo science flouted by the company that pays Brand to promote these magical amulets, they protect you from Wi-Fi radiation, and all sorts of other stuff. They can also make you stronger and be immune to bad vibes and shit.

How about some pepper spray to protect us from the corrupting signals of Russell Brand, the preaching televangelist from Hell? One wonders what else Russell Brand may be selling in the future, perhaps Jehovah’s sandals or Jesus of Nazareth’s surfboard, maybe even a piece of the Holy Foreskin, a relic that was considered the holiest of the holy for nearly 1,000 years, but is now sadly missing. Maybe, some sicko is using it as a piece of Holy chewing gum or something. Who knows? Perhaps Russ Boy can sell replicas of the Holy Foreskin at £5,000 a pop on his show? Made in China, they will cost 15 pence to make, and the markup would be fucking huge!

The Holy Foreskin of Jesus relic arrived in Rome around 799 AD when King Charlemagne of France presented it as a gift to Pope Leo III. It remained in the papal Sancta Sanctorum reliquary until the sacking of Rome in 1527. It was stolen from the Chiesa del SS. Nome di Gesù in 1983.

Russell Brand has to pay the bills in his mansion somehow, so who the hell are we to question such acts of trickery peddled upon vulnerable conspiracy theorists and the mentally ill listeners of his narcissistic self-serving podcasts?

Send him your fucking money NOW!

Labour: It’s Basically a Free-For-All Until the Money Runs Out

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The sclerotic Labour government do not know what they are doing, why they are doing the insane things they are doing, or where they are going. Now they want to give fat jabs to the unemployed so that they can get off their couches and work. The sheer cost of that alone would be enormous, but they don’t care, and neither should anyone else. The key factor here is that it’s going to be a free-for-all for a little time, but soon when the money runs out and the tax has taxed everyone and everything into nothingness, then the shit will truly hit the fan.

Keir Starmer, the bumbling irritating nasal-voiced village idiot, probably has an IQ lower than a bar of soap, and while he mumbles about enabling UK business, he is at the same time adding punitive taxes and ridiculous amounts of red tape to every process, along with economically unsound employment regulations that will bankrupt many businesses and cause them irreparable damage. With his irritating preachy nasal voice that could grate cheese, he says one thing but his actions and the actions of his already destitute government does the exact opposite. How the fuck can anyone operate within such a preposterous environment?

So, here’s the plan. These fuckers don’t know whether they’re coming or going. We have already established that fact. What people need to do is to plan a reasonable and effective exit out of the UK before the magic socialist money tree runs out. Before that time, yes one can profit by going along with the uneconomical socialist madness, maybe milk it a little, milk the elongated teat of governmental ineptitude and delusion, but we all know that socialism only works when it’s using other people’s money, when that money runs out they’re fucked. A famous female politician once said that, and in her wisdom, she was very right.

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What will happen when the magic socialist money tree stops bearing fruit? Well, the thousands of wealthy millionaires, and companies who have already left the UK, know what happens when the socialist money tree becomes barren, and they left with haste. Labour will not only impoverish the poor further, but their redistribution of wealth system will essentially impoverish the entire middle class and remnants of old-money that stayed behind. This in communist ideological terms is called collectivisation, where wealth is stolen from the wealthy and redistributed, thus making those who worked hard all their lives to be wealthy equally poor as those who never worked a day in their fucking lives. In the deranged minds of the socialists, this is true equality because no one now has a pot to piss in, we will all be “equal”. For the socialists, this is a success, a job well done, but in reality it is of course the ruination of a country’s economy, and funnily enough the ruination of the socialist system itself. Without the rich to milk for their socialist pet projects, the government will be left with nothing.

What happens when there is nothing left to milk? Well, we have more industrial strikes, we have more riots, hyperinflation, and we will probably see a big rise in fascism. The far-right, the true far-right, not just people who care about their country, but the extremities of the right will capitalise on the unrest and discontent. Starmer’s and Reeves’ insane, idiotic plans will have awakened a sleeping giant, and the daily riots will increase in ferocity and frequency. Shops will be looted as starving citizens who have essentially been abandoned by the Labour idiocracy will gladly loot the local supermarkets to put some food on their plates. There will be no money for the benefits system or NHS, therefore the feeling of real discontent will increase ten-fold as mobs of angry people, including pensioners, take to the streets in their mobility scooters and wheelchairs. The fucking scum train drivers and Stalinist unions who demanded a 15% rise of their wages of £80,000 won’t have trains to run, as most will have been burned to shells, or they cannot run any more due to fuel shortages, and electricity blackouts. Their vast, inflated salaries and pensions will dry up. Net Zero means exactly that, zero! It means blackouts, and shipping expensive fuel from a distant country at great expense to the UK. When there is no money left, there will be no energy. People will be burning their furniture in their fireplaces to keep warm. That’s fucking Net Zero, because it is a concept that can only work with a reduced population, and Labour is bringing in millions, upon millions of poor unskilled migrants from the Third World into the UK every year needlessly inflating an already overcrowded, oversubscribed crumbling system.

As Jim Morrison once said: “I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I hope we get our kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.”

If you stay in the UK, you are fucked! But, don’t for a second think that all will be better elsewhere, because communist woke socialistic Marxist principles have been incorporated in many other countries, so choose your destination wisely.

Work Harder So Your Tax Money Can be Spent On Albanian Criminals

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It pays to be an Albanian criminal in the UK. It certainly does not pay to work your entire life in a legitimate job, only to see the Labour government, under orders from the ECHR allow a convicted criminal to stay in the country and have your tax money lavished upon them.

This is the case with an Albanian criminal who was initially deported out of the UK but sneaked back into the country, and was allowed to stay, committing more crimes.

Dorian Puka, a 28-year-old serial Albanian criminal who has been imprisoned and deported twice due to burglary charges, shared a photo of himself dining and enjoying a drink. The image was digitally altered to include Mr Farage, the leader of Reform UK, giving a thumbs-up gesture.

The Albanian offender shared a 90-second video on his TikTok and Instagram accounts, showcasing himself driving a £300,000 Ferrari through London streets. His social media profile features photos with various luxury vehicles such as a Porsche Cayenne, Mercedes G-Wagon, Bentley Bentayga, BMW X5, Mercedes AMG, and Jaguar XF. While the origin of his wealth is unclear, reports from Albania indicate that he resides in a £250,000 apartment in Hounslow, West London.

This is why, as a taxpayer, you need to work harder every day so that your tax money goes towards these people flooding into the country. Just think, for every pound you make, seventy pence of that goes to people like this Albanian criminal, currently making a laughingstock out of Britain.

Who are the clever ones? The people who do not work but receive taxpayer money to live a lavish life with no constraints, plenty of time to relax and enjoy their lives, or the ones who break their backs commuting, and working 9-5 dismal jobs?

At the end of the day, you will be a used-up piece of fucking meat as you have been put through the meat grinder countless times, and a large portion of your life spent in traffic jams, overcrowded, smelly buses and trains getting to a from work. Most people only have cancer or dementia to look forward to by the time they get to the retirement age of 75. It will be a pointless death, as you are a mere tax number, and your insignificant life has withered away into the eternal blackness.

Who in their right mind would aspire to become successful in the UK when as soon as your salary or income reaches a certain level, the government robs you of much of your wealth? This alone is a serious deterrent, and is proof that it is futile to work or try to start a business in Britain today. There is absolutely no incentive to work in Britain. It is far better to either be a criminal making vast sums of money that will not be siphoned off by the taxman or live a life off the State.

Those are the basic choices one has left in the UK that are reasonably agreeable.