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Theresa May Remainers Stalling Brexit As Time Runs Out

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The longer Britain stays in the EU, and its prison-like octopus structure, the more of our money is thrown down the drain.

The longer Britain is a slave to the EU, the less time we have to make crucial International trade deals.

The longer Britain stays tied to the EU chains the longer it will take to take charge of our own borders and laws.

The longer Britain stays in minefield of EU laws, the longer it will take for our own Justice system to make our own laws and govern our own country.

Every day, every hour, every minute and second is a crucial point to which Theresa May and her Remainer colleagues are counting on stalling Brexit.

If a Brexiteer had been in charge, we would have left the EU months ago, but unfortunately the country is stuck with a weather beaten Remoaner who says one thing here, and does another thing there. Amongst all the EU-friendly ‘transition’ deals, the £30 billion payoffs, and kowtowing to every EU demand, Theresa May is moving along at a snail’s pace. She is a liability to Brexit, as is her Remainer dominated Cabinet.

Brexit will never happen with Theresa May and Philip Hammond at the helm, because at the end of the day, they will call it ‘Brexit’ however nothing will have changed and Britain will still be a subjugate of the EU.

Only Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg, John Redwood and a few others know what Brexit means.

Boris Johnson – ‘Breath of Fresh Air’ From May’s Remainer Led Brexit

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Boris Johnson – ‘Breath of Fresh Air’ From May’s Remainer Led Brexit

We’ve been saying it all along since the beginning, Theresa May is a wishy washy Remainer pretending to conduct a Brexit she or her Remainer Cabinet friends do not want.

Here is a woman, who is willing to pay the enemy £30 Billion of our money just so some EU scum sucking unelected faceless prat can stiff the UK even further whilst enjoying the luxury and perks we pay for.

As Theresa May bends over to every EU demand and lets Britain take it up the shaft, there are real Brexiteers who are being kept in the back room, they are being muzzled and the fucking thing is, it is these people who should be out there on the Brexit frontline, NOT Remainers, like Amber Crudd, Philip ‘Slime’ Hammond and the others.

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Boris Johnson is frankly a breath of fresh air from the anti-British Remainer stink that is emanating from the foaming Remainer Cabinet much like a shit filled cesspit overflowing over the House of Commons lawn.

Well, you have the Remainer civil servants putting their spanners into everything, you’ve got the National Office of Statistics who utilise their own statistics for Project Fear projections that never happened, you’ve got the Remainer-led Cabinet with a Prime Minister more concerned with appeasing the EU than getting us the fuck out of it.

Theresa May does not communicate, so of course we need someone like Johnson and Reese-Mogg to do something about this unholy mess.

In the interests of Brexit, one or two things must go, and we are hoping that this lickspittle talentless old crone Theresa May and her remoaning treacherous cronies are booted out of the Cabinet once and for all. This is the only way a real Brexit will take place.

Jean Claude Juncker does not take the simpering woman Theresa May seriously, he openly laughs out into her face, maybe gives off a cognac burp or farts in her general direction. The EU negotiators are not trembling in their boots, au contraire, everything is going their way thanks to the fucking traitorous Remainers within the government.

As for the £350 million that is sent to Brussels each week, this figure is true and cannot be disputed. The funny fact is that every year the figure changes, and next year it will be higher.

The longer we stay in the customs union and single market, the worse it is for Britain.

We need to cut loose, and we need someone as big and bold as Boris Johnson to do it, to swim with the sharks and give ’em a good one two on the nose, to take Juncker by the lapel and shout in his ear so that these animals know who the fucking boss is. No more cowardly simpering nonsense from the likes of May and her Remainer colleagues who are every day letting Britain slip into the quagmire of EU slime.

London Underground: The Terrorist Playground – Parsons Green Bomb

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London Underground: The Terrorist Playground – Parsons Green Bomb

Anyone carrying anything on the London Underground could be a threat, anyone putting their bag down on the London Underground during travel could be putting down a deadly device designed to create maximum destruction and terror.

Unfortunately this is the technique of terrorists who wish to create terror, especially on soft targets like the London underground system.

Every day millions of people use the underground system to travel to work and utilise it for their other travel needs. As a travel network it is highly crowded, not only with local Londoners but with tourists.

London already had the 7/7 terror attacks and since then thankfully there have not been any more attacks, however the spate of atrocities created by terrorists on parliament and London bridges recently has seen an up tick in terror incidents within the central London area.

Crowded places are tempting targets for terrorists which create a lot of fear within the public, this is why terrorists want to use these areas for their work.

Should Londoners be vigilant? Of course, they should, but London has been attacked many times by many factions and people have lived their lives without kowtowing to terror.

Thanks to the Labour, London Mayor’s lax view on security and a relatively un-policed London Underground there will most probably more terror attacks on the horizon.

The Parson’s Green bomb did not fully detonate today, which will luckily give the security forces a good idea of who created the bomb.

The fear is that terrorists could utilise bombs to spread chemical agents or viruses which would be spread throughout the underground system through the ventilation systems. Let us hope this terror attack did not use this bomb as a vehicle to distribute such an agent.

What should you do to ensure you and your family’s safety?

  • Limit your time in crowded places.
  • If you can walk to a destination walk there. Do not use the underground unless it is wholly necessary.
  • Limit your use of all public transport, especially the London Underground system which is very hard to police.
  • The worst times to use the underground tube system is in rush hour and weekends, so avoid those times if possible.
  • Do not vote for a Labour London Mayor ever again.

NEWS ONGOING. UPDATES MAY FOLLOW. 11.17AM 15/9/17

 

 

 

Jean Claude Juncker State of the Union Address to EU Parliament

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Jean Claude Juncker State of the Union Address to EU Parliament

Jean-Claude Juncker has claimed the UK will ultimately “regret” Brexit in comments which are likely to provoke a political firestorm.

After an hour of addressing the European Parliament, Mr Juncker finally mentioned Brexit.

The president of the European Commission said: “March 29, 2019, that will be the date when the United Kingdom will leave the European Union. This will be a very sad and tragic moment in our history as the EU will lose its primary cash cow.”

Jean-Claude Juncker today addressed an “appeal to reason” to Great Britain to avert “destruction of a great world empire — the EU,” but he made it clear that rejection would mean an attack with all of the forces at the command of the EU powers.

“In this hour and before this body,” the unelected president of the European Commission told the EU Reichstag in the presence of Belgian Kommandant Guy Verhofstadt, “I feel myself obliged to make one more appeal to reason to England.”

“I do this not as a victor, but for the triumph of common sense.”

Without delivering any ultimatum, Juncker said that it had never been on his desire or his aim to destroy the British “scum”.

The president of the EU Commission warned against interpreting his appeal as weakness and said that “Farage may parry my words with the claim that I feel doubt or fear, but in any case I will have my knowledge that I acted rightly, according to my conscience.”

The president said that his cardinal aims in foreign policy had been friendship with Britain.

“Despite my sincere efforts it has not been possible,” he said, “to achieve the friendship with England which I believed would have been blessed by both.”

Juncker made it clear that rejection of his appeal to “reason” would result in a “final” attack upon Britain with every resource that the EU led by Germany could throw into the battle.

 

As he spoke German and EU trade sanctions were launched over the British Isles again slashing British shipping in what the EU had said was a mere preliminary to the long threatened “blitzkrieg” offensive by the European Union in another attempt to invade England for the second time since 1941.

Juncker said that the EU armed forces, toughened by their mighty sweep through Europe, were stronger today than before the war started.

The EU has a greater supply of munitions; iron, gasoline, food and other essentials are more than adequate, he declared, regardless of the length of the Brexit negotiations.

Juncker said documents found in Jersey June 19 contained reports of secret meetings of the Brexit Council and that marginal notes by David Davies and Theresa May showed the “machinations of the Brexitmongerers regarding all EU nations.”

They intended, he said, “to use Ireland for their own interest, turn Norway, Denmark, Poland and Sweden into a theatre of Brexit and had planned a bombardment of International trade deals bypassing the EU.”

 

These “Brexiteers,” Juncker said, “inflicted an appalling fate on hundreds of thousands, even millions, of their own people, callously enforcing mass Brexit evacuations for their own people.”

“What is coming will visit the people, not Farage, who will probably be in America with his dumbkoff mate, Trump,” Juncker said in caustic reference to the British MEP as a warning to the British people of the effects of EU blitzkrieg attack.

“He may think the outcome will be the annihilation of the EU and Germany, but it will the destruction of a great world empire — the destruction of which was never my wish or aim.”

Juncker recalled his speech of Oct. 6, in which he said he had stretched out his hand to England, even though he was then convinced of EU military and economic superiority and of the outcome of the Brexit.

He said his hand had been rejected, as had all of his peace offers in the past.

“I regret the victims the Brexit will exact among civilians in Britain as well as among EU citizens,” he said, “even though I know millions of young EU citizens are straining to fight England.”

He warned Britain against viewing his appeal to reason as a weakness.

“Farage may parry my words with the claim that I feel doubt or fear, but in any case I will have the knowledge that I acted rightly according to my conscience,” he said.

Juncker praised Kommandant Verhofstadt and Verfügungstruppe, Colonel Martin Selmayr warmly for their participation in the war on Germany’s side.

 

Juncker declared:

“German-Franco EU relations have been thoroughly and decisively established, as even British statesmen will also learn.”

Juncker said that he had heard the cry of Farage and the London politicians that the Brexit must go on.

“I am not sure that they understand what such a Brexit will be,” he said. Juncker also paid grateful tribute to the EU parliament and EU leadership as well as to the civil population, “whom our enemies thought they could separate from me.”

Juncker said that the men in various European countries who wanted “honest peace” had been denounced as “weaklings” or traitors or as “fifth columnists.” He denounced “the scribblers” who called such men fifth columnists and charge them with following a “criminal” policy.

The victories of the EU in the west proved that he, Juncker, was right and his enemies wrong, the EU president continued.

“We have established a front from the North Cape to the Spanish frontier and with incredibly small losses compared to the World Wars. All of this territory without a single shot being fired,” he said.

Juncker reviewed the progress of the European Union from the beginning and repeated the German reasons for occupation of Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Poland, France, Spain, Portugal and Italy and the Low countries, declaring the EU tactics from the first had been to to subdue those nations both economically and politically and then to invade those countries.

“Deputies, in the midst of a great battle for the freedom and greatness of the Great German Empire. I called you,” he said. “The necessity for this is an historic hour.

“I asked from those who we have controlled and Lorded over for forty years to surrender their idea of Brexit. If Farage and the Brexiteers felt half the responsibility toward Europe that I did they never would have started the Brexit.

“After the Brexit we will be able to recount how numerous severe blows and setbacks were overcome and converted into victory,” he added.

“The only remarkable thing about the British is how such miserably equipped and poorly trained, abominable Brexiteers could be employed for such a serious task.”

Jim Carrey Reveals the Truth at Meaningless Hollywood Awards Ceremony

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It’s hard to control some people, and that’s the truth of being Jim Carrey, a man who does know the truth about how meaningless and banal Hollywood celebrities are, unfortunately he is stuck as being one himself.

“Here is a man stuck in the false plastic world of Hollywood. He seems to be playing the game, but is actually defying the whole system by attending meaningless awards shows for Hollywood icons.

“Let’s break that down for a second, by attending a meaningless ceremony, this guy has transcended the meaning of the meaningless ceremony by being nothing himself.

“In reality, we are truly nothing, and these so-called Hollywood icons who think they are something, are nothing as well, therefore, their attendance at a nothing ceremony celebrating nothing equals…nothing! Something, that moronic fake tanned brainless plastic E News reporter will never understand,” a man outside of the ceremony revealed.

Just to recap: nothing + nothing = nothing

Lilium Air Taxis – The Future of Travel

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Lilium Air Taxis – The Future of Travel

We rarely get so excited about seeing anything these days, but Lilium, the world’s first electric vertical take-⁠off and landing jet, made us just bust a nut!

There are many other companies pursuing the same goal in creating flying taxis/cars, but Lilium has surpassed its competitors with its superior approach, not only to design but its technological innovative approach to aeronautical engineering.

This incredible machine could only be innovated by the masters of vehicular engineering, the Germans.

Not only is the aeronautical design of the flying vehicle smooth simple, streamlined and classy, but its transition electrical propulsion VTOL (Vertical Take-Off and Landing) system is thoroughly unique and truly does embody what we want to see in the future skies.

The Lilium Jet consists of a rigid winged body with 12 flaps. Each one carries three electric jet engines. Depending on the flight mode, the flaps tilt from a vertical into a horizontal position.

At take-off, all flaps are tilted vertical, so that the engines can lift the aircraft. Once airborne, the flaps gradually tilt into a horizontal position, leading the aircraft to accelerate. When they have reached complete horizontal position, all lift necessary to stay aloft is provided by the wings as on a conventional aeroplane.

The beauty of this system is its simplicity. In comparison to existing concepts, Lilium Jets require no gearboxes, no foldable or variable pitch propellers, no water-cooling, and no aerodynamic steering flaps. Just tiltable electric engines.

What’s more: The Lilium Jet has the highest possible structural efficiency. As we can provide differential thrust from the engines in cruise flight, no stabilizing tail is necessary.

This supreme feat of engineering excellence means that the Lilium Jet is highly efficient in its usage of energy, safe, and environmentally friendly.

Can’t wait till these things hit the skies.

Why Staff Well-being Should be a Priority for Business Owners

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Why Staff Well-being Should be a Priority for Business Owners

More and more people across the globe are becoming more health conscious and higher levels of stress and long working days do nothing but add to the pressure of their daily lives. Even the commute to work can be the reason for additional stress and
worry.

What happens if you’re involved in an accident? How much do you get for whiplash? Find out why prioritising your staff well-being is important below.

Prevent work-related illnesses

Despite the fact that chronic diseases become more common the older you get, anyone can suffer from a chronic disease. A chronic disease or work-related illness usually lasts more than three months and cannot be prevent by vaccines or cured with the help of medication – and they don’t just disappear.

As a business owner, you can identify risks through risk assessments and seeking advice based on the outcome. You should also ensure that all organisational factors as well as work-place pressures including targets and bonuses prevent staff from taking actions that carry a high risk.

Improves employee retention & attracts new talent

Another reason why it’s important for business owners to prioritise the well-being of their staff is to improve employee retention. Not only will the total amount of lost working days decrease since less people are likely to take sick leave, it will also reduce staff turnover. An employee retention strategy is a cost effective way of managing employee turnover. A high employee turnover can be costly which is why it’s vital to implement retention practices to support an organisation.

Nowadays, employers are taking mental health in the work place more seriously than ever. Caring for your employee’s wellbeing also attracts the best talent because they can see that you take the health of your staff seriously.

Encourages a collaborative workforce

When you make the effort to look after your staff, they take care of the rest. When business owners take care of their employee’s they start to feel appreciated and stride to succeed. When it comes to collaboration in the work place, it involves giving each employee an equal opportunity to participate and share their ideas to achieve a common goal.

Improves staff morale and focus

Your employees make up a team of people you rely on every day, so you should make sure you take time to thank them for their hard work. A recent study has shown that more than 80% of engaged staff received some kind of recognition for their good work, whereas only 35% of unengaged staff did. Praising your staff for their good work doesn’t have to be complicated. As much as ensuring your employees feel good about their contribution to the success of the business is enough to renew their desire to achieve greater
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Interview With Most Hated Woman in Britain – Gina Miller

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Interview With Most Hated Woman in Britain – Gina Miller

Gina Miller, an unelected representative of financier George Soros who receives backhander funding through the Open Society Foundation, has attempted to thwart Brexit at every stage, and has been instrumental in trying to stop the will of the people with her High Court Injunctions on the British parliament.

After much wrangling with Gina Miller’s press and security secretary, her management people finally okayed an exclusive interview with the most hated woman in Britain.

Due to the immense number of death threats made to Ms Miller, we were ushered to a secure location somewhere in central London via a blacked out van and were told to put hoods over our heads when exiting the van to the secret location.

After entering the front door, we were allowed to remove the hoods and this is what followed.

The featureless hallway we are in opens up to a secure thick metal door, and the private security officer in front of me bangs the door three times then whispers a password through a small opening. After much clinking and clanking, the door is finally opened. My assistant and I are searched for the fourth time. Then we are led into another room where there are an assortment of old wooden chairs, a sparse light and security camera screens on all sides.

Eventually, after fifteen minutes waiting, Gina Miller opens another door and shakes our hands, the interview is about to start.

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Interview with Gina Miller

Miller: Thank you for coming.

DS: Thank you for having us interview you.

Miller: Please begin, but if you ask something too sensitive for security reasons I cannot answer.

DS: Ms. Miller, why are you doing this? Many see you as an unelected tool of the EU or other forces trying to thwart the will of the people in a democratic referendum that took place on June 23 2016?

Miller: I believe I am saving Britain by stopping it going out of the EU.

DS: How are you saving Britain from leaving a totalitarian regime run by unelected eurocrats who dictate laws upon Britain and charge obscene amounts to the UK taxpayer for ruling over us?

Miller: The people who help fund my cause do not think like that, they have business interests that would be damaged if Britain became a sovereign nation away from EU slavery.

DS: Ah, the people who fund you. Namely George Soros, the Hungarian financier and the unelected EU Commission?

Miller: Yes, and I have also put up some of my own wealth to stop Brexit from happening. I also have other big names behind my actions, including Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, George Osborne, the SNP, Nick Clegg and Kenneth Clarke.

DS: Certainly you have a lot of powerful people behind your court proceedings, however don’t you think it has come at a price, especially regarding your safety?

Miller: I may be the most hated woman in Britain today but tomorrow when I stop Brexit, I shall be so hated that I think I will have to move out of Britain and go back to Guyana.

DS: Yes, indeed it is quite interesting to see the level of hatred towards your person. You are certainly very sure of yourself, and that begs the question, you’re originally from Guyana, so why meddle with the English? Should you not let them be the masters of their own destiny after all it is their country and heritage?

Miller: I actually don’t care for the English at all. I am only interested in the rights of EU people who came over to the UK so they could take the jobs of lazy English people and drive their wages down with cheap labour. You see, the EU is a Marxist construct and its modus operandi is to create equality for all citizens, and be led by an unelected hierarchy with vast expense accounts and salaries. Our agenda is the collectivisation of all wealth distributed to everyone on an equal basis, poor EU citizens taking the wealth of rich EU citizens. The rest of the population will eventually be consigned to a communistic equality in poverty after the wealth is distributed from those not within the EU high circle.

DS: I can certainly see that poverty levels in some EU countries like Greece, Romania and Bulgaria are at unprecedented levels, but how will this benefit Britain, as a part of the EU?

Miller: Because the peasants and low-skilled come to the UK, they use the NHS resources, they fill up the schools and use the benefits system to the full. It’s just another way of destroying Britain from the inside, economically and culturally. I already told you I hate the English. I want their culture to be destroyed from the inside, and so do my friends, who are funding my campaigns.

DS: I see what you are doing, and so do many others, you are Britain’s enemy. You and the other Lord and Lady Haw Haws are out to kill off Britain once and for all. Under the EU, it would be designated as a mere zone, to be exploited. This is why many Britons voted to get out, they do not wish to be just a nameless zone in the EU or its cash cow and dictated to by faceless unelected EU technocrats.

Miller: I refute that. Under the EU Britain will adhere to the laws and directives from Brussels which is ultimately ruled by Germany. I believe the Germans are better at organisation than the British. In fact, the EU countries today are part of the Greater German Empire. They were conquered without a single shot being fired, something Hitler could only dream about.

DS: So, you’re saying the EU is essentially the Fourth Reich?

Miller: Yes, and I am an agent who is backed by some very powerful people to stop Britain from escaping this EU communo-fascist bloc led by Germany. I am also backed by British traitors within the country who want the EU to rule over Britain. There are many who support communism and Marxist ideals within Britain today, and there is nothing anyone can do about these traitors who willingly want to sell off the country for a pittance.

DS: There are also some Conservative MPs who support the EU. Are they traitors to Britain by supporting the communist EU bloc?

Miller: Treachery comes in different shades. I would say these Conservative MPs who support the EU and my cause are more economically minded individuals. We pay them vast amounts of money for their support, and for that their allegiance to Britain magically fades away.

DS: And they would be the sort of people who would easily sell their own kids off to medical research facilities in China. Thank you for clearing that one up.

Miller: The EU Army will also strengthen the European Union. They are building a formidable force which will incorporate many military forces into one unit that will be separate of NATO. The EU is preparing for war with Russia, and this is why it is imperative that Britain stays in the EU.

DS: But we don’t want a war with Russia. We also don’t want an EU Army. This is also why many voted out of the EU. It seems like 1939 all over again. We are seeing history repeat itself.

Miller: Well, if Britain leaves the EU, it will not survive a Russian assault or one by the EU Army.

DS: We have NATO and our American allies. We shall see about that.

Miller: Good luck with your little British Empire. It’s over for you. Finished. I’m finished with this stupid interview too. You will never learn. One way or another I will stop Brexit, and no one can stop me. Goodbye! And if you print this interview I will personally get one of my paid thugs to break all your fingers and legs. (Miller storms out of the room and slams the door behind her)

We are roughly escorted out of the premises and taken to our offices. The interview with the most hated woman in Britain, Gina Miller is definitely over.

The Best Beaches Europe Has to Offer

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The Best Beaches Europe Has to Offer

When it comes to summer holidays, most of us will flock to the beach.

Whether that’s a beach at home or abroad, we’re all looking for the best options for our breaks.

Luckily, we’ve decided to look into what the best beaches Europe have to offer are, so all you have to worry about is packing and applying for your EHIC card at ukehic.com before you set off on your beach break.

 

Canal D’Amour, Sidari, Greece

Only 36km from the main town of Corfu, Sidari is known as one of the best tourist resorts corfu-sidari-canal-d-amourin the area – not least because of its stunning beaches. The village is surrounded by stunning landscapes and lush greenery and forests, giving a very distinct contrast. The ‘Channel of Love’ (Canal D’Amour) is an idyllic location, surrounded by beautiful coves and canals formed by its unique rock formations. The waters are just as visually pleasing with their crystalline state, as well as being warm during the summer months for swimming – just avoid this beach when it’s windy!

Santa Giulia Beach, Corsica

With soft white sand and an aquamarine sea, Santa Giulia can rival any Caribbean beach. corsica_santa_giuliaThe shallow, calm waters make for perfect swimming with young kids or a paddle to cool off, and there are small areas of reef dotted about that you can wander out to. Visitors can enjoy the views of mountains and pines that only add to the stunning scenery that this beach has to offer. There is limited shade that gets taken up quickly, so consider bringing a sun shade, or be prepared to hire one out!

Pregonda Beach, Menorca, Spain

On the Island of Menorca, Pregonda Beach is the perfect location to discover. While it is spain-menorca-cala-pregonda-beachperfect during the summer, it is equally so in the off-peak months when the beach is less crowded, giving you the opportunity to experience the beauty of the place in a whole new way. Pregonda proves to be one of the most beautiful beaches on the island, and with fine sand and warming sunshine all year around, you can be sure of the perfect visit no matter whether you’re travelling with friends, family, or alone!

Monterosso al Mare, Cinque Terre, Italy

Monterosso in Cinque Terre, Italy is another stunning European Beach. Crystalline waters monterossoand plenty of restaurants and hotels in the area make for the perfect holiday location, and the sandy beach only makes it all the more pleasant. Day beds and umbrellas are always available for hire during the summer. Be prepared for a bit of a wait, though. The crowded stands are understandably so simply because Monterosso is the only sand-covered area in the immediate area.

Playa de las Teresitas, Santa Cruz, Tenerife

Originally, this beach was nothing but rocks and black sand but in 1973, 270,000 tonnes of playa de las teresitas tenerifewhite sand was shipped from the Western Sahara all the way to the Playa de Las Teresitas to create an artificial beach. The two piers located tere and the long breakwater about 150 meters out from the beach were constructed to stop the sea from carrying out the white sand. It is now one of the most popular beaches in the Canary Islands, and is one of the very few beaches in Tenerife that do not have black, volcanic sand that most of the Canary Islands suffer from.

Why Do Hurricanes Have Such Nice, Pleasant Names?

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Why Do Hurricanes Have Such Nice, Pleasant Names?

 

“Sure, we have hurricane Irma, Jose, Harvey. These are all pleasant unassuming names that do not indicate the great threat they have on human life. Why not have a hurricane called Ugly B*stard, or Nasty Sue, or F*cking B*tch Sarah? At least if we named these hurricanes with how we actually felt about them, maybe we could save more lives,” Carlos Fuentez, Chief of the Florida Hurricane Research Center, told CNN.

The FHRC team took their new name suggestion to the streets of Miami to ask what people thought about nasty hurricane names.

“I think you should call this Irma hurricane Puta Irma. I had to close all my shops and lose a lot of business because of this f*cking wh*re hurricane,” Jose Gonzalez, a local businessman told the team.

One angry lady who was boarded up in her home said emphatically: “Just call Irma a c*nt. That’s the easiest and most succinct way of describing that bitch!”

Well, it’s not very kid friendly but there are other suggestions too, call hurricanes after politicians that are universally despised by one faction or another.

“You could call the hurricane Donald, or Hillary or how about Barack?” another angry gentleman said whilst pointing up into the clouds with an accusing finger.

The politician naming hurricanes idea was however quashed after it was realised that it would simply add to the egos of the named politicians.

“They would get even more power crazy. Obama already committed more crime and damage to the country, imagine if they named a hurricane after him. He would be walking around with his chest puffed out and swaggering around like he was a god or something. Forget that idea,” Mr Fuentez said.

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