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Trump Puts Brakes On Brutal Communist Chinese Global Economic Dominance

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Trump Puts Brakes On Brutal Communist Chinese Global Economic Dominance

Donald J Trump has finally clamped down on communist regime China, a brutal totalitarian country that tortures its citizens mercilessly, genocide of millions of Tibetans, has no copyright recognition, and has been booming economically from unjust tariff trade deals.

China is a serious threat to Western democracy and needs to go back to its 1970 poverty.

Here is a communist country that utilised capitalist systems to gain great wealth, albeit from a skewed tariff trade system heavily in favour of China. The devious Chinese in consort with suitably aligned U.S. entities tried to use the ensuing wealth to spread communist ideology by stealth.

This is why U.S tech monopolies in consort with China’s communist ideology (Google, Twitter and Facebook) have been pushing Chinese censorship techniques in the West today.

Chinese brutality

Apart from the brutal dictatorship that knows no human rights or law, China is knockoff central, where they take products from the West then copy them without any form of copyright reciprocation.

China has been getting away with their economic murder for too long, by utilising slave chinese knockoff mcdonaldslabour to make Western products undercutting American workers. One has to also acknowledge that the previous socialist administrations were the ones pushing for China to be America’s factory.

China has also infiltrated every business in America and even many universities have seen funding come from China. This is why America is now fighting back from Chinese infiltration into Hollywood; into American universities, into American institutions, into American business.

Communist China is a cancer

Send the money back. No more economic rape of America will be tolerated. Global communism has today taken a step back. China is a cancer to true democratic globalism, and this cancer like a big fat pulsating tumour must be stopped from spreading. The Chinese ploy of spreading communism through the economic backdoor has now backfired. Fuck communist China. The only thing you stand for is brutal torture, censorship, dictatorship and other totalitarian communist ideals.

Guide for American Wedding Guests at the Royal Nuptials

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Guide for American Wedding Guests at the Royal Nuptials

For American invitees to the wedding of his Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales and Ms. Meghan Markle at the chapel in Windsor Castle, these careful words of advice are hereinafter given to provide some pointers to avoid gaffes on your part.

“Hi, buddy” is not considered a proper greeting to the Prince, nor “Hi, there” to Meghan. With the British, first names are not used at once as if you are drinking pals. In the case of the Prince and Meghan, this means you cannot address them as “Harry” and “Meghan” (let alone, “Har” and “Meg”).

If the conversation becomes boring, it is not considered normal behavior to begin fingering objects at the reception and checking their bottoms for prices. An occasional nod of the head will give the impression of paying attention. Appraising the women’s legs is a no-no.

When tea is served, as it invariably is, it will be brought in a cup. Nor should the saucer which accompanies the cup be considered an unnecessary accoutrement; the saucer should not be waived away with distain, nor should you say you prefer “a brew” instead. The little finger should not be pointed (and certainly never at the prince or the bride) but curled in raising the cup, and the index finger should not be extended in lieu thereof, even in emphasizing a conversational point.

Actually, points are not emphasized in England, rather they are nudged into place. Napkins are also served, and the mouth should be patted, never swiped at. Sweeping gestures are frowned on. The last sweeping gesture made by an Englishman was that of Sir Walter Raleigh in spreading his cloak for Queen Elizabeth (the First) to walk on, and he subsequently lost his head.

The English are a reticent race. Do not pepper them with a lot of rapid-fire talk. On the other hand, you may doze until they finish their sentences, and mumbling is also tolerated, which facilitates answering them if you are in the midst of a tart which the English dote on. Do not ask for a Big Mac instead.

The English cannot abide shouting, so your normal speaking voice must be modulated. An alternative technique is to stand further back from your conversant than you do in the U.S. This can only enhance your status, as the English frown on familiarity. Do not worry that you will not be heard, for many Englishmen are equipped with ear-trumpets, a habit no doubt stemming from their use as mouth-trumpets during fox hunts. Touching the English when speaking with them is absolutely forbidden. This touchiness derives (in the case of males) from their public school days, in which such physicality was regarded as a discreet overture.

When presented to an Englishman, especially if titled, it is not considered proper to thereupon inquire as to his salary or the cost of his residence, nor even (if it is not abundantly clear) what he does for a living. Many titled Englishman do nothing for a living, nor are they expected to. Caveat: If you are presented to a Lord, do not commence to mention your own favorite schemes for investment. Don’t try to purchase London Bridge as a souvenir.

Finally, a general rule: when in doubt, adopt passivity. This may prolong your visit unintentionally a few weeks until your hosts take the initiative, but they will regard you forever after as the most decent of chaps. A final suggestion, do not call the Queen, “Queenie.”

This guest article was submitted by a genuine American

First They Came for the Satirists, and I Did Not Speak Out— Because I Was Not a Satirist.

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First They Came for the Satirists, and I Did Not Speak Out— Because I Was Not a Satirist.

Where will this mass censorship drive by left wing tech companies end? The internet is slowly being purged of free thought and freedom of expression by monopoly companies that control 95% of everything now on the world wide web.

All there is is silence. No one apart from a few sites and people are speaking up or doing anything about it.

Well if you don’t stand up for your rights, then one day you will be next, one day you will be censored, demonetized and deleted, or relegated to page 3,000 in search. Who will speak up for you then? NO ONE!

As well as Martin Niemöller’s words that ring so true in this insane Orwellian age, we can also mention Edmund Burke who famously stated — “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

How ironic that Google once said that it’s motto was: “Don’t be Evil”

Just as Google has censored our satire and parody so too is China.

In retrospect, what is happening right now is beyond evil, because what these monopoly tech companies and their extreme leftist policies are doing is in fact aligning with communist Chinese censorship and its destructive dictatorial ideology. And here we thought we lived in a functioning Western democracy where we had rights of free speech? Alas, the tech companies like twitter, facebook and google have demonstrated otherwise by inhibiting our fundamental rights to human expression and freedom.

THIS WILL NOT END WITH US – YOU ARE NEXT

Our brand of Juvenalian satire has been punished so severely that we can barely write anything or post a picture without Google punishing our site. Such are the lengths they go to to censor satire, a literary genre borne from the beginning of mankind’s history.

How would Decimus Iūnius Iuvenālis have dealt with the Google push against real satire and free speech on the internet?

No doubt, he would have reacted with great disgust. Not only at the punishers of free speech but at the media companies, the authors, the writers, the politicians and supposed guardians of democracy who are NOW silent. Even so-called upholders of investigative journalism and satire, Private Eye, who are now merely establishment BBCified stooges towing the line are silent. You are pathetic in your silence, but one day, you may hark back to this moment and realise you were wrong and cowardly.

Berners Lee? Where is he? Nowhere to be seen.

All we know is, the Daily Squib stood up. We will fight them to the end, to the end of the universe, to the end of time, and to the end of every sinew, every muscle group and every fucking last drop of our spittle for our right to write satire and parody.

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Tory Brexiteers Fling Wet Fish Into Thames

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Tory Brexiteers Fling Wet Fish Into Thames

Protesters have flung a big flapping wet fish into the River Thames opposite the Houses of Parliament this morning in a demonstration against the Government’s Brexit transition deal.

Fishermen and Tory MPs took part in the protest after the Government caved to demands from Brussels that Britain remain in the Common Fisheries Policy until 31 December 2020.

The climbdown over the transition deal means that the UK will be subject to quotas imposed on British fishermen from the EU for an additional 21 months.

Setting off shortly after 8am, the fishing vessel HMS Brexit set sail under Tower Bridge towards Parliament, carrying more than a dozen journalists and fishermen ready to fling the wet fish into the Thames.

Sold Britain down the river

“She kept trying to justify capitulating to Brussels and being a wet fish. She’s sold us all down the river with this terrible transition deal which will see our fishermen scuppered,” a protester said before the flinging commenced.

Just like everything else, wet fish, Theresa May was pathetic even to the end, and as the Tories and fishermen lifted her up, she blubbed like a soppy sodden sponge.

With an almighty splash, the wet fish first sank, then rose, drowned, floating silently down the river that has for centuries been the heart and soul of the capital.

Don’t Drop the Soap – Sarkozy in Le Prison

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Don’t Drop the Soap – Sarkozy in Le Prison

Ooh la la! Mon dieu! Is it true, oui, c’est vrai! Nicolas Sarkozy, the former French president, has been put behind bars in prison.

Sarkozy is in custody as part of an investigation that he received millions of euros in illegal financing from the regime of the late Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi, according to a judicial source.

“I told him, he needs to clean the money. Sarko, would not listen to me and deposited the millions in a French bank. He thought he was untouchable because he was part of the French elite,” a former associate revealed.

Though an investigation has been underway since 2013, the case gained traction some three years later when French-Lebanese businessman Ziad Takieddine told the online investigative site, Mediapart, that he delivered suitcases from Libya containing 5 million euros in cash to Sarkozy and his former chief of staff Claude Gueant.

Investigators are examining claims that Gadhafi’s regime secretly gave Sarkozy 50 million euros overall for the 2007 campaign. Such a sum would be more than double the legal campaign funding limit at the time of 21 million euros.

In addition, the alleged payments would violate French rules against foreign financing and declaring the source of campaign funds.

French prisons are full to the brim of young African men who have not had a piece of ass for a long time, so Sarkozy will be fresh white meat thrown to the dogs.

“He better not pick up the soap in the showers,” a former inmate revealed.

Is It Safe To Buy Injections From Clinic Without Consulting A Doctor? 

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Is It Safe To Buy Injections From Clinic Without Consulting A Doctor? 

Hormones are chemicals produced by the body. They are very small, however powerful, and lack or excess of them can cost one health.

Hormones directly influence the majority of organs and tissues, physical and chemical processes, even state of mind and emotions. For example, the most powerful hormones in the human body are:

  • Adrenaline;
  • Testosterone,
  • Human Growth Hormone;
  • Estrogen;
  • Insulin;
  • Cortisol.

When these or other hormones are disbalanced, hormone replacement therapy is one of the treatment options. Hormones can be provided in pills, injections, patches, etc.

While some people believe that having a diagnosis and knowing what hormone is lacking or in excess is enough to go an buy a medicine on their own, this is totally incorrect.

To provide proper treatment, years of experience and profound knowledge in medical field are needed.

So, to buy proper pills, patches or injections, go to https://www.hgha.com/ and consult a doctor first. it may even turn out that what you believe is endocrine system problem is actually not, and additional intake of hormones will ruin your health even more.

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Why You Can’t Get Injection Of Your Own Choice 

In order to attract clients, pharmaceutical companies started to produce different injections that aim to increase the level of certain hormone in the body. The patients who need injections can theoretically buy those and do injections at home, without need to visit the clinic. However, these injections are and should be sold only after proper research, analysis and calculation of dosage.

Here are some reasons why you should not get injections without doctor’s prescription:

  • To decide what injection is correct, the doctor has to make a full medical screening. In order to improve the level of hormone in the body, any injection dosage is not the option.
  • The processes can only be changed in a needed way if the components of injection correspond to particular body needs.
  • You can’t calculate the dosage yourself. General prescriptions are not enough. Each patient’s endocrine profile is different. You have to consult the doctor if you want to get the medicine that will really help you.
  • The efficiency and influence of hormones should be constantly supervised and the indications should be measured, to check the progress and adjust the treatment plan if needed. The dosage may need to be changed already in two weeks, or another medication should be offered. Without proper education and experience, a patient cannot conduct such observation.

These reasons show that you can only get the injections by doctor’s prescription. Otherwise, you will simply ruin your health.

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What Doctor To Address

Not all endocrinologists who work in clinics are able to prescribe the right hormone treatment, in other words, only being a doctor in a clinic is not enough. A professional doctor has to have years of practice in the field, having worked specifically as endocrinologist.

The doctor also has to have appropriate certification from relevant authorities confirming him as a specialist. medical diploma is not yet an indicator of proper knowledge and skills. It is always a good idea to ask your friends about contacts of a good doctor; the word of mouth is a good recommendation in this case. If the doctor or clinic is awful, people will readily tell you so.

The treatment methods, medications and approaches also develop constantly. The scientists discover new options, and modern doctors have to be posted about the innovations.

Pharmaceutical companies develop new products that have to be checked, tested, certified, assessed, modified, and doctors take part in all that, too. Therefore, the doctor has to be really experienced to provide proper diagnosis, treatment plan and patient support. Choose your doctor and clinic wisely.

Putin Celebrates Another Election Win With Botox

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Putin Celebrates Another Election Win With Botox

Who would have thought, the supreme Vlad, has won another election. Much like Robert Mugabe, no doubt the Russians are keen followers of the Zimbabwe election winning technique during the ‘good old days’.

To celebrate, the Russian leader has gone to town with some extra botox sessions to puff out his face further.

Putin’s clinic is of course sworn to secrecy, but the pictures do not lie. The Russian despot’s eyebags now make his face look so puffed up, he resembles a smiling Cheshire cat in every photo.

“Along with his glass of polonium which he drinks every day, our supreme leader, Czar Puto, undergoes botox treatment for his face. He looks wonderful afterwards,” a lying official said on Tuesday.

Another official opined, “At least he doesn’t look like Jocelyn Perisset Wildenstein…..yet.”

 

Labour Plan to Move HQ to Moscow Under Scrutiny

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Labour Plan to Move HQ to Moscow Under Scrutiny

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn’s plan to move the current Manchester Labour HQ to Moscow, Russia has come under scrutiny from some Labour MPs.

Speaking at the Manchester HQ, Reggie Dwumble, MP for South Lanarkshire, was slightly precarious about the move.

“Jeremy said that we would all have to speak Russian. There are so many Russians in Britain today, that’s the only language I usually hear when in the streets, but I can’t learn it. To me it sounds like someone who has marbles permanently stuck in their throat.”

The move to Moscow, planned for June, 2018, will involve every item within the HQ shipped to Russia.

The Labour party has secured the correct papers for the transfer, and were given fast lane status by the Russian consulate.

Vladimir Sikorsky, a Russian embassy envoy was on hand to explain the fine details of the move.

“You need hats. In Moscow it very cold. Also, you need to be able to drink large quantities of vodka without falling down. Us Russian, we can drink three bottles a day without getting tipsy, but you British will have to learn the Russian way. Also, you have to know about food shopping, in our shops food very expensive, only VIP oligarch can shop there. In some Moscow markets, one tomato is equivalent to £7.50.”

Jeremy Corbyn, however, has sought to calm the nerves of his staff and followers.

“Comrades, as your supreme Agent Cob, I wish to assuage any form of terror you may be feeling right now when I announced the Moscow move. Remember that I am doing this to get back to our roots, and also because I’m a commie bastard who subscribes to Marxist ideology.”

#YouAsWell Hashtag Trending With #WhoCares and #GetOverYourself

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#YouAsWell Hashtag Trending With #WhoCares and #GetOverYourself

This week’s twitter hashtag trend has shown a movement away from the victim-led #MeToo tag that had women crying about things like someone asking them out on a date, to hashtags like #YouAsWell, #WhoCares and #GetOverYourself which dealt with people who are fed up of the hysteria.

One twitter user, 98Arbunkin was certain that the #MeToo generation of #snowflakes were more of a danger to themselves with their constant moaning and groaning.

“Why don’t they just shut up. If you have a legitimate problem, or someone has seriously done you wrong, molested you, raped you, go to the police. Don’t write it on twitter. We don’t care anymore. Get over yourselves for fuck’s sake.”

Professor Giles Timberlik, a social media expert at the University of Kentucky Fry in Austin, Texas, has conducted data driven studies into the #MeToo phenomenon of caterwauling women.

“It’s simply a way for the hysterical bags of oestrogen to moan about men by using twitter to put the spotlight on the person who uses the hashtag to moan about men. Like look at me I am one of you, I don’t like men either. Hey, look at my profile. Look at me. Look at my beautiful assortment of selfies.”

Attention whores

This is why paying attention to the #metoo posters is adding fuel to the fire. It is in fact taking women’s rights back to the stone age.

“I just won’t employ women any more. It’s that simple. I need people that work, don’t get pregnant and don’t moan about the simplest of things like complimenting her, or asking her out on a date. If they don’t want to be employed, it’s their problem, not mine,” a video production suite manager, who deals with many Hollywood productions told LAWeek magazine.

Women who profit from their looks should deal with the fact that they are using their looks to make money, and they are attractive to men.

Mosher Libavitz, an agent who caters for Hollywood celebrities is just as sick of #metoo as everyone else.

“I see actresses come here, tits hanging out, a dress up to her waist, and they complain to me that men look at them. She said she posted #metoo in disgust. Then she got down on both knees in my office and asked if I got her a part in the latest Spielberg film, she will do this, and that, licking her lips. I said, okay, then after she finished I told her to leave. She did not get the part, so then she posts on twitter that I raped her,” Mr. Libavitz said from jail yesterday.

Downing Street: Agent Cob Could be Expelled From UK

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Downing Street: Agent Cob Could be Expelled From UK

It has been a nightmare 24 hours for Agent Cob (aka Labour MP Jeremy Corbyn).

First he was told that the security forces were on to his double dealing with the Russians, then his own party started to question his soviet orders.

Here is an agent who prided himself in his meticulous espionage techniques of hiding under plain sight, exposed for the whole world to see.

Issuing a statement to the House of Commons, Agent Cob was adamant that he was innocent to all accusations of spying for the Russians.

“I am not a spy. I have not handed secrets or any form of information to the Russians, now or at any time in the past,” Agent Cob said emphatically.

Then someone in the audience coughed loudly whilst uttering the word “Bullshit!”.

Tenterhooks

It is yet to be seen whether Agent Cob will be expelled back to Russia, as he may abscond and disappear once again into the unknown to continue plotting his return.

MI6 operative, St John Sinclair, (Agent 00x) has other thoughts.

“Agent Cob has been responsible for many leaks that have compromised British national security. If he won’t go back to Russia after being expelled, we’ll just have to get Q branch onto him. They have many contraptions that can delete Agent Cob without even a trace. We are certainly not as messy as our Russian friends when it comes to erasing erroneous assets.”

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