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Remember the Days When the Youth Protested For MORE Freedom..

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In the past, the youth protested to gain more freedom. Today, they protest to have their freedoms taken away.

To protest against the right to defend oneself or one’s family is the sort of deranged state the youth are in today. These indoctrinated lemmings seem to be reading from someone’s script, and they do not really know what they are saying or what freedom fundamentally means.

Propaganda crisis-porn

Actors in the current chess game, pawns like Hogg, a jumped up little turd who is so autocued you might as well see the strings controlling him as the puppeteers sneer insanely behind the scenes.

What’s more, the likes of CNN and MSNBC giving this fucking boil on the arse of humanity air time and demagogue status stinks to high heaven.

“These are children. Brainwashed children doing the bidding of their masters. Hogg, is a dastardly yellow stained twink, hogtied by his controllers, told to bend over and take the big one for the money. Superstardom for the little squirt as he spits his fake Goebbels anecdotes, raises his outstretched hand whilst spouting scripted stories to a cheering Jugend audience,” one commentator revealed.

Another observer observed: “Fundamentally these kids have grown up in a dumbed-down time. They cannot have a thought for themselves, they do not know how to function without someone telling them how to think. Their indoctrination is so ingrained, that it is scientifically impossible to undo the damage. They have grown up with no privacy, or freedom, so who can blame them when they march to take away the hard fought freedoms that soldiers in both world wars died to protect.”

The sickening sound of brainwashed chants coming from the very well organised and funded rallies, does not look like a real spontaneous rally where people do something out of genuine emotion, instead it looks like carefully choreographed crisis-porn. Certain agencies have certainly capitalised on tragic school shootings to manipulate these poor misguided children into an ongoing agenda.

Our Only Day Off Today

Aye, it’s that time of year again. Much to the delight of the sole monopoly controlling the Internet with heavy handed Stalinist censorship, the DS is having a day off.

The staff are in the writing room, i.e the local, getting muntered.

Shop closed for the day, so no shop talk. Feel free to look at other articles on the site.

Happy April 1st everyone.

Britain to Stay in Single Market – Article 127 Deadline Today Not Triggered by Theresa May

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If one ever needed proof that the Theresa May Remainer led EU single market Brexit Only by Name was in place, the fact that she is not triggering Article 127 by today’s deadline is it.

By not triggering Article 127 Britain is doomed to stay in the single market thus be tied to Brussels forever.

Theresa May, has thus condemned Britain to a soft Brexit, which invariably is another name for no Brexit.

Article 127 of the EEA is a mechanism for a member states to withdraw from the single market by giving at least 12 months notice.

As things stand, the date is March 29, 2019, meaning the government has until today to invoke the clause, which they are not doing.

We at the Squib have said from the beginning that May’s Brexit is no Brexit, and there should never been any trust in this backstabbing harridan’s instatement as Conservative leader in the first place.

Just as we thought, another stab in the back for the 52% of EU referendum voters, who voted to get out of the EU and single market on the 23 June 2016.

Analyst: Communist China Behind Repeal of Second Amendment Gun Grab

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Analysing the current socialist media push in America  to repeal the Second Amendment is a sad affair. Here we have the networks on 24 hour shifts pushing out anti-gun propaganda on a constant loop, that is frankly tiresome and old. Then we have the university students, indoctrinated by their Marxist professors, and to top it all off, there’s the tech companies and social media effect where paid Soros shills as well as Chinese globalist operatives constantly bleed out the anti-second amendment narrative.

How do you destabilise a country from within? Divide it of course, and this is what China along with Russia are trying to do. Consider the fact, would you want a fully armed up population against you in any invasion? In Switzerland, it is mandatory that every citizen is armed, and this provides a good incentive to not invade.

The collective moaning and sulking is not only tiresome to watch, but pitiful. It is however a technique used time and time again to change the views of the masses who are targeted.

Amongst the useless marches and lie-ins, nothing is achieved. No gun legislation will ever be achieved by peaceful means in the U.S, so these misguided idiots are rallying just for the sake of rallying. Why not make it a day out in Washington D.C, see the sights, buy that smelly hotdog, then jump on the bandwagon for a few hours listening to communist speakers rally the useless troops?

After the Obama Marxist reign, American socialists are even more of a joke, and to see them so triggered is proof that the majority are very easily controlled by their controllers.

Most of the protesters who shout for the ban of the AR-15 do not even know that it is a semi-automatic (i.e. it can only make one shot at a time). Fully automatic AR-15s are now banned, but this passes by the deranged ill informed protesters who hold their placards up simply to feel like they are part of a crowd. If they knew they were marching for China, maybe they would think again, however many would probably appreciate the communist sentiment.

Similar to sheep and lemmings, the socialists calling for the repeal of the Second Amendment right to bear arms, are following a mantra they simply do not understand, and they are completely clueless as to who is pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Banning does nothing

First of all, banning guns does nothing, because then you have illegal weapons, and the trade for those will increase exponentially. Much like the drug trade, if one bans something, it gains value. Traffickers are begging for gun control, because that means they will have sole distribution rights. One only has to look at Prohibition in the 1920s. The Mafia made billions in today’s money after alcohol was banned in the United States for a period of time.

Secondly, why stop at guns? Cars kill, knives kill and if you do it right so can a ballpoint pen. Do you want these things banned too?

Thirdly, trying to take away a real Americans’ gun is akin to taking away their right to defend themselves or their families. This right is so ingrained in American society and culture that it will take a civil war to achieve.

Naturally, the first people who will be shot in an another American civil war will be the dweebs who don’t like guns and protested against them. What do you think will happen when every gun toting American suddenly wakes up to what is happening? It’s gonna be trigger time.

A lot of Americans are positively itching for the gun grab to happen, because they know  where the unarmed anti-gun people live.

Civil war would be like hunting season all over again, except this time substitute the jack rabbit for the Hogg stooge and his brainwashed commie compatriots. Looting, fucking, shooting, and cold blooded murder, the whole shithouse will go up in flames overnight. Like lighting a match under a firework factory, astronauts will be able to watch the whole shooting spree from the space station all the way up there in orbit.

As for the U.K, banning guns was no big deal simply because it never had a gun culture ingrained as much as Americans. The docile British are so well controlled that they happily pay as much tax as possible without even complaining. In America, that just would not stand, and the people would make things happen one way or another. The exact is opposite in the U.K. where every indignity and non-freedom is accepted willingly by the populace without so much as a whimper.

America was built by the gun. Maybe, it will die by the gun.

Agent Cob: “Jews in Gulags That’s How I’d Do It”

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Former Soviet-era spy, Agent Cob, aka Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour party, has revealed his vehement anti-semitism to his followers.

Speaking from his dacha in New Malden, the ex-spy revealed his final solution for the Jews.

“Stalin, is a great hero of mine. He put millions of Jews into the gulags in Siberia where they perished from hard work and certain starvation. When I am leader, I will solve the Jew problem by putting them all in gulags in Northern Britain, which some say is a worse fate than being in Siberia.”

The Great Purge

Now that Labour is aligned with anti-semitic policies, when it gets into power, it will purge Britain of Jews as it views them as zionist infiltrators to the Soviet British cause.

Momentum, a radical arm of the Labour party will spearhead the purge initiative, by disseminating anti-Jewish propaganda.

The Labour party under Jeremy Corbyn will thus rid Britain of Jews, such is their vitriol and hatred towards them.

 

Much like Stalin, who murdered millions of Jews, so too will Corbyn follow in his steps.

After the foundation of Israel in May 1948, and its alignment with the USA in the Cold War, the 2 million Soviet Jews, who had always remained loyal to the Soviet system, were portrayed by the Stalinist regime as a potential fifth column and labelled Enemy of the People.

Despite his personal dislike of Jews, Stalin had been an early supporter of a Jewish state in Palestine, which he had hoped to turn into a Soviet satellite in the Middle East. But as the leadership of the emerging state proved hostile to approaches from the Soviet Union, Stalin became increasingly afraid of pro-Israeli feeling among Soviet Jews.

His fears intensified as a result of Golda Meir’s arrival in Moscow in the autumn of 1948 as the first Israeli ambassador to the USSR. On her visit to a Moscow synagogue on Yom Kippur, thousands of people lined the streets, many of them shouting Am Yisroel chai (‘The people of Israel live!’)—a traditional affirmation of national renewal to Jews throughout the world but to Stalin a dangerous sign of ‘bourgeois Jewish nationalism’ that subverted the authority of the Soviet state.

Stalin’s response was to remove many prominent Jews from public office, albeit quietly, and send thousands to gulags where they simply disappeared. The irony is that it was the Jewish Bolsheviks who had played a very important role in the Soviet cultural revolution in the first place, however under Stalin, they were now deemed the Enemy of the People. He also made sure that any cultural references to Jewish people or the state of Israel would be shut down, including museums and cultural centres.

Much like Stalin, Corbyn detests anything that is linked with Western democracy, and it is unfortunate for the Jews that they are a scapegoat now as much as in Stalin’s day.

French Waiter Fired For Being Too French

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Sometimes satire melts into real life news, and these days this phenomenon is all too common, especially when it comes to the French sensibility.

Here we have a news story of a Canadian restaurant firing a perfectly good French waiter simply because he was way too French for their liking.

In alleging discrimination Rey said French culture just “tends to be more direct and expressive.”

He owes his sacking to his “direct, honest and professional personality,” which he acquired while training in France’s hospitality industry.

North Americans and Canadians (even French Canadians) simply do not understand what French manners are like.

In Paris, if a waiter spits in your soup just as he is to serve it to you, that is considered a considerable compliment. He will do this while eyeing up your girlfriend or wife, and giving her his phone number. In France, not an eyelid is batted by the locals to such behaviour.

For Parisian waiters, to be rude, offhand, aggressive and downright arrogant is just a way of life, it is a form of expressionistic painting, the joie de vivre without life’s enjoyment but sheer purpose in serving the customer their overpriced haute cuisine slop.

“For tourists, we put on a show for them. Especially the Japanese ones who have this idealistic view of France, you know cobbled streets, a beret carrying a baguette under the arm. We insult these cochons then charge them through the roof, and they love it, when they leave traumatised for life,” a particularly arrogant Parisian waiter recently revealed.

 

Stormy: President Trump Consults Carlos Santana

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First go to the Stormy video and press play to listen before reading this article

President Donald Trump is in a stormy situation and is consulting veteran musician Carlos Santana about it.

“I like his music, and even though he’s a Mexican chicano he can play a mean guitar, you know how he makes the PRS wail like a moaning woman I just grabbed by the …”

Carlos in his retirement sits in his Las Vegas mansion watching the weather channel all day, and was surprised to get a call from the Donald asking for advice.

Black magic woman

“I said to the cat, you need to get back to 1978 man. Put yourself in that mode. Also I told him to grow his hair longer and the answer would come to him from the cosmos. You need longer hair man, acts like an antenna to the universal mind. Plus, reef. You need the reefer or a few tabs to get the real vibrations to life and all the answers to the questions…oh, and while he’s doing this he gotta wear a hat, that bit muy muy importante.”

Whether President Trump will adhere to Santana’s advice is still to be seen.

Why Americans Must Adopt Gun Control Now

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Gun control is a serious fact of life. If you are holding your prize Deagle primed with some .50 AE ammo and you can’t control the recoil, you might as well be pissing in the wind, this is why you need gun control.

You empty a clip, your reload time may be a life or death situation, this is why you need to reload fast, and have many magazines available for the next burst of fire, this is all about gun control.

Collateral damage, this is acceptable in the military but on the streets or home can get you locked up for good, therefore when you’re aiming, get the right target (the bad guy) for fuck’s sake. Gun control is a very important aspect of this situation otherwise you could end up with multiple instances of collateral damage.

What about jamming? If your weapon of choice is not properly maintained, cleaned and oiled, then you will get more instances of your firearm jamming due to fouling. You don’t want that to happen if you’re in a serious life threatening situation and firing a fully automatic or semi auto weapon. Revolvers are generally more reliable, but they still need to be maintained and under gun control.

 

Gun control is also about what gauge you use with your weapon. What can you handle well? Know your limits. It’s a toss up between blowing major holes in somebody or something or getting that accurate clean head shot into the cranium with little or no recoil.

Practice, practice, practice! If you don’t practice with your gun, you won’t know how to control the gun. This is why access to a good shooting range is invaluable.

Don’t forget, gun control is not only about controlling the gun but most of all controlling yourself. If someone cuts in line at the fast food restaurant, just let it go, sure you can say a few words, maybe have a fist fight, but no guns will be needed there. Gun control is mostly about responsibility. You should only ever use your weapon when in serious fear of your life, and mostly on your own property to protect your family and yourself.

 

Hopefully with these tips, you will adhere to good gun control and live a long happy life of liberty including the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms. Remember, the founding fathers wrote the Second Amendment for a very good reason, and that was to protect you the citizen, not only from daily crimes, but from any tyrannical government that may ever pop up.

 

Making the Most of Live Dealer Games at Online Casinos

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Online casinos popularity is practically through the roof, and players are constantly looking for ways to spice up their game play experience.

Considering that it’s human nature to strive for greater interaction, online casino platform providers have managed to identify several ways to retain and increase player traffic.

Live dealer games offer the ultimate level of interactivity with the remaining participants, i.e. the game dealer and the remaining players on your table.

If you haven’t experienced the live dealer games available online, you should know to expect a real-life person and table transmitted onto your computer screen instead of the usual graphic design setup.

How Do Live Dealer Casino Games Work?

In order to function optimally, the live dealer game selection at online casinos does not depend on the same operator. Namely, this technology is still developing and improving, which is why there are only a handful of third-party live dealer game software providers that regulate all its settings and technical support.

In terms of requirements, live dealer casino games may be said to be somewhat demanding, even though players using an average computing setup could access and enjoy them.

Mobile online casino players, however, are still unable to access live dealer casino games properly, as currently manufactured mobile devices don’t have enough bandwidth to run and support them. This means that you will be able to enjoy such entertainment at the comfort of your own home, or any place that allows you to take your laptop.

Regardless of the location and device you choose, there is one criterion that needs to be met in order to ensure the games will run smoothly – the players’ Internet connection.

It is highly advisable to use Wi-Fi as a connection, but only from a reliable and secure provider, and ensure that high volumes of traffic are available, as it can use up to a few GBs from your monthly subscription.

Which Types of Live Dealer Casino Games Are Available?

So far, not all casino games have been adapted to the live dealer mode, but those that have been are blackjack, roulette, baccarat and poker.

Blackjack games have no trouble attracting online casino players, but this live mode is definitely ‘the real deal’. Live blackjack is played using actual card decks, which are shuffled in a real life shoe, and dealt by a dealer.

Should you have a few blackjack strategies up your sleeve, live dealer blackjack is the best place to use them as it provides the least chance for others to note them.

Live dealer roulette is available in all its standard versions – European, American and, on some occasions French Roulette, which offers the best odds for its players due to the number of characteristic betting possibilities.

Baccarat is also suited to this specific format, especially since dealing and betting moves are applied without anyone noticing that you still haven’t handled all the rules.

As for poker, Texas Hold’em is arguably the most popular variant, but as live dealer games are progressing, so is the number of poker game types available in this format.

Exclusive Footage From Wakanda South Africa Parliament Persecuting White Farmers

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As the exodus of white farmers continues from South Africa, the country is descending back to the law of the jungle.

South Africa reports that 400 white farmers have been killed in the past 12 months and they were also being forced off their land, as a new policy was implemented through African National Congress (ANC) and its new leader and South African President Cyril Ramaphosa.

The real Wakanda

A motion passed in the South African parliament recently calls for the expropriation of land without compensation of white farmers.

Many white farmers are now trying to flee to Australia from South Africa.

One fleeing farmer said anonymously: “Once all white farmers go, they won’t know how to run the farms and will probably starve. Good luck to them.”