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BET Awards 2018

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BET Awards 2018

The BET awards are one place where anything can happen! American BET Awards took place on June 24 in Los Angeles.

Tiffany Haddish walked away with the best actress award. The girl had it coming.

It’s amazing how Tiffany made to the top in the BET Awards. She won the award for best actress. The category was so fierce, the other nominees where big names in the Television and Film industry.

Tiffany had to compete with Angela Bassett who plays Romanda (Queen) in the movie Black Panther. A movie that was big at the awards eventually winning the Best Movie award.

The superhero has become so big he is likely to get a couple of real money slots from online casino gambling sites based on him.

Taraji P Henson who plays Cookie Lyon so well as in the series Empire holds the best actress title for the BET Awards 2016. People fell in love with Lupita Nyong’o who played Nakia. She became everyone’s darling in Black Panther.

These were some of the actresses that were also nominated in the best female actress category along with Issa Rae and Letitia Wright, two actresses making waves in Hollywood. However, Tiffany Haddish grabbed the title for BET best actress.

The History of BET Award Winner

BET Best Female Actress Award Winner for 2018, Tiffany Haddish grow up in a foster home. Tiffany Haddish is a strong woman who walks with her head held high despite her terrible past.

Haddish was in an abusive marriage. Her ex-husband was so abusive to the extent of making threats in public.

In her book The Last Black Unicorn, Tiffany writes about the tragedy she went through in her previous marriage. Now she has earned herself a BET Award for best actress.

The comedian is certainly doing well in her acting career. Maybe in real money casinos she can do well too.

Here is why we love Tiffany

Tiffany Haddish is a comedian. We love comedy, however, Tiffany is actually a natural when it comes to making her fans laugh out loud.

Tiffanny features in Girls Trip, Post Girl Trip and If Loving You is Wrong a drama by Tyler Perry.

New Hollywood Celebrity Craze – Being Put in a Cage For Days

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New Hollywood Celebrity Craze – Being Put in a Cage For Days

Hollywood celebrities have their moments and these come and go for the fickle starlets, where everything is given to them on a platter at the click of a finger.

We had the adoption craze, and even one where celebrities kept dung beetles as the latest must-have pet.

The latest craze is somewhat topical, as it relates to the Obama era policy of putting South American illegal migrants in cages at the U.S. border.

Charlie Sheen now likes to spend weeks in a cage four feet across in a darkened room with only a box of cigarettes to accompany him and a pot of rancid water.

Speaking from his cage in his Hollywood mansion, Sheen was eager to reveal the benefits of the new craze amongst celebrities.

“I feel like I’m a kid who just walked across the border from Guatemala. It makes me proud to be American, because I not only feel at one with the United States, and Obama who started this practice, but I feel like a lost kid. Like I sit in the corner like this, I cry out for my mama and suck my thumb. I even have a blanket, although I burned some holes in this one with cigarette ash. I feel safe here. I don’t wanna get out.”

Another celebrity who has adopted the cage life is Danny Devito, who sits in his cage and even wears a nappy.

“I asked Arnie the other day if he wanted to join me in my cage. He said no, because he could not even fit his leg in it. They (Devito’s Mexican servants) cart me around the house in my cage, and they feed me burritos through the little hole. It makes me feel good as a liberal champagne socialist to be treated like those kids at the border, like I can atone for my liberal values by sitting in this cage and receiving the same punishment those poor Mexican bastards receive at the border.”

There have been accidents though, and one celebrity did not fare too well whilst in her cage.

Roseanne Barr tried out cage life after being barred from her own show because she uttered a few words on Twitter that were deemed racist.

“They (the producers of her show) actually put me in the cage without my consent. Then they started making ‘Ook ook’ noises to show me what it feels like to be on the receiving end of racism. I cried and cried, but they still did not give me my own show back.”

As for actor Peter Fonda, his latest hobby is not so much centred around a cage but an echo chamber. It could be described as a left-leaning digital prison where people parrot the same ol’ leftist outrage and it echoes from one side to the other for eternity — i.e Twitter.

Star Wars Fans Furious After Disney Bring in Donald Duck

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Star Wars Fans Furious After Disney Bring in Donald Duck

Kathleen Kennedy, the Disney film producer who incorporated a new feminized version of Star Wars replete with soy progressive ideologies, black and Vietnamese characters, transgender lesbians, female leads and polysexual robot fetishists, has now outraged Star Wars fans further by introducing an even more crazy character into the mix — Donald Duck.

The most recent Hans Soylo film flopped so hard at the box office that it did not even recoup the initial production costs let alone the astronomical marketing bill. Hans Soylo lost the film production company over $700 million dollars.

“Donald’s going to appear in the next Hans Soylo episode as a duck from the planet Quack. He will teach Hans Soylo about the ways of flying the Millennium Falcon. What better creature to teach Hans Soylo than a duck that has little wings that cannot actually lift him off the ground, plus Donald will be the first homosexual transgender lesbian soy drinking duck to frequent space, making it a sublime first in cinema..we’re breaking the boundaries.” an excited Kennedy revealed at yesterday’s press release in Los Angeles.

It seems the Star Wars franchise has been going from bad to worse, however the introduction of a talking duck should infuriate die hard Star Wars fans even further.

“Are you fucking kidding me? A fucking duck? This goes beyond the atrocious Hans Soylo film which was boycotted by many true fans, and has made a huge loss in cinema sales. This news is beyond that Jamaican nasty, Jar Jar Binks! These Disney and LucasArts people have ruined the franchise!” an irate true Star Wars fan revealed.

“A New Duck Bill” is currently in production and will cost an estimated $975 million to produce. Prepare to lose the fucking lot..you idiots..

Entertainment website, Entertainment quoted on its website that the film should be out for release by Christmas.

In other entertainment news — the Daily Squib has been classified in the TOP FIVE of UK Satire Sites on the prestigious Feedspot. 

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Trump Bans Obama Era Illegal Alien Children in Cages

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Trump Bans Obama Era Illegal Alien Children in Cages

Champagne socialists have been going crazy on the internet over images of immigrant children in cages blaming Trump, when in fact, those pictures were taken in 2014 during the Obama presidency.

Of course, because Obama was a socialist president, there was no outrage then, but because Trump is a conservative president today, the policies of Obama are being foisted on the shoulders of Trump.

Actor Peter Fonda, was quoted on twitter after seeing the Obama era pictures:

“WE SHOULD RIP BARRON TRUMP FROM HIS MOTHER’S ARMS AND PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH PEDOPHILES AND SEE IF MOTHER WILL WILL STAND UP AGAINST THE GIANT ASSHOLE SHE IS MARRIED TO. 90 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE STREETS ON THE SAME WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY. FUCK,”

What many ‘low information’ champagne socialists do not know is that the policy of putting immigrant children in cages was instated by the Obama administration.

Since the outrage directed at the president is unjust and misguided, he has even gone out of his way to apply an executive order reversing many of the Obama era ICE policies.

Naturally, the outrage shown by democrats has been used to its full effect against the Trump administration even though the policies they are crying over were instated by Obama. What a bunch of hypocritical wining low information idiots.

 

Obama Netflix Series Filmed Exclusively From San Francisco Bath House

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Obama Netflix Series Filmed Exclusively From San Francisco Bath House

The unscripted Obama docu-series for Netflix will air in September on the stock market listed company’s streaming service.

The Obamas, who have kept a relatively low profile since leaving office, have established a company named Lower Ground Productions to manage the project.

The New York Times has previously reported the former president was in talks to develop shows “that highlight inspirational gay and transexual stories” rather than delve into cheap political smears of conservative views and attitudes.

The first episode of the series will focus on the bath houses of San Francisco and how they were instrumental in the emancipation of promiscuous gay men who spread AIDS across the country during the eighties.

“I attended the bath houses a lot during filming, and it was truly inspirational to see the boys doing their thang. I was the towel boy, they would tell me which cubicle to go clean up, you know with a mop and a dirt rag. I talk in depth about the decor of these places, and the clients who frequent,” Obama revealed.

Castro San Francisco

During filming, Obama sustained an injury to his lower back after slipping on a load of semen left on the floor by a dozen men enjoying the bath house.

“One minute I was holding the mop, then whoops, I fell flat on my back. Luckily I was brought back to my feet by some hunky guys who then taught me a lesson or three for being so gymnastic in their presence.”

“I have a dream..”

The episode will suggest that every American city and town must have bath houses installed, not only to comply with modern inclusion rules, but to provide a firm ground for the spread of HIV throughout the country.

“I have a dream. Every city corner, every town centre, to have at least two or three gay bath houses,” Obama says defiantly at the end of the episode.

Michelle Obama’s series will air in conjunction to zee’s husband, and will talk about inspiring transsexual stories, the first episode starring Michelle Obama.

No One Will Grieve For Dominic Grieve

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No One Will Grieve For Dominic Grieve

Siding with the enemy

Dominic Grieve, the supposed Conservative who is trying his hardest to thwart and ruin Brexit, is a Griefer, a Remoaner, a lickspittle traitorous pustule boil upon the arse of treachery.

His liaisons with Alistair Campbell and Brussels belies a monetary connection pushing this villainous swine as he gobbles from the trough of inequity and greed. Scum like Grieve are the ones who are now ruling the roost, and are supported by the PM as she instated these people into fray in the first place. Theresa May also instated Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, who has thwarted Brexit at every turn from within the Treasury and now pushes massive tax hikes to punish the people for daring to vote Brexit.

To be strung up from a lamp post by the neck is the only good outcome for Dominic Grieve and his Haw Haw brethren, as the people throw rotten tomatoes at the swinging traitor amidst the buzzards and flies. Of course, this is a figurative scenario, as these things do not happen today, however if there were to be a peoples uprising, you never know what could happen.

Griefers

These Griefers are pushing the people to the limit. The people voted for freedom, they voted for control of our own laws, they voted for sovereignty, and they voted for extrication from the inhibitive regulations dictated by unelected bureaucrats from Brussels. So far, we have waited, and waited receiving nothing. Instead, day after day, we see these pathetic morose Remoaners hijacking the Will of the People as promised by parliament at the time.

What about the other treaties that were signed without any parliamentary say, or even any consultation of the people? The Lisbon Treaty was secretly signed away by Gordon Brown, and gave away much of Britain’s sovereignty. It was quickly taken through without even a consultation or murmur. No one of course mentions that, or any other pro-EU treaty that was secretly pushed through without any consultation or ‘Meaningful Vote’. These are double standards and hypocrisy.

Business 101, you cannot go to the deal table without the ability to walk away. If you do not have the ability to walk away, you have effectively lost any bargaining power, and are defenceless. This is what the Remoaners and traitors are seeking to do with Brexit. Their treachery and hatred for Britain bolstered purely by their own greed as they receive large pension funds and payoffs from the enemy, Brussels.

Choke on it

Hope you enjoy the money you have acquired by selling off your own country to people who mean only harm to the UK, Dominic Grieve. Your Remoaner treason may hopefully one day come back to haunt you, as you choke on the thousands of pounds/euros put into your accounts by Brussels. May your duck houses flourish with diseased ducks and your country mansions paid for by your treachery rot with inequity and bad luck.

Merkel Sneaks Past Migrants Washing at Berlin Hauptbahnhof Train Station

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Merkel Sneaks Past Migrants Washing at Berlin Hauptbahnhof Train Station

On her latest trip to Strasbourg for an EU meeting on mass unfettered migration into the Schengen zone, Chancellor Angela Merkel was caught up in a rather embarrassing situation.

“The Chancellor was dropped off and was making her way to her train platform when she was greeted by a number of migrant men washing their feet and other body parts from a tap on the main concourse,” Merkel’s attache, Hans Gruper, told Bild.

The Chancellor was immediately embarrassed by the situation and tried to sneak past the collection of men washing.

At one point, a man pulled down his trousers and proceeded to wash his anus with nothing more than his hand and cold water.

One onlooker found the event quite amusing.

“I saw Merkel holding her breath as she attempted to sneak past the group, but the sight of the man’s anus being washed in front of everyone was too much, even for the Chancellor. Of course, it is not the fault of the migrants, this is how they live in their culture and are not phased by such actions, but in Germany it is not normal or civil behaviour.”

Chancellor Merkel did eventually catch her train to France, albeit with a little trauma on the way.

Since the massive influx, in Europe it is quite common to see such displays in public places.

Home Secretary Sajid Javid Bans Zombie Knives

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Lawless London Update

In a recent tabloid interview, Mr Javid said he was standing outside Euston station when the moped thugs rode on to the pavement.

They deposited a large Zombie knife deep into his head and zoomed off, he said, which left him “angry and upset”.

He said he is now working on a review to give police more power to pursue moped murderers and thugs.

“Before I knew what was happening, this large Zombie knife was embedded firmly in my brain,” said Mr Javid, who was appointed home secretary in April, becoming responsible for the UK’s policing and security.

Speaking of the incident, which happened last Tuesday, he said: “I was angry and upset but thought myself lucky they did not steal my precious iPhone or Rolex watch as have many who fall prey to these vicious criminals.”

His revelation comes days after unfunny ‘comedian’ Michael McIntyre was robbed by men on a moped in north-west London.

Home Office proposals announced this month aim to ban the sale of the weapon of choice of these moped thugs — Zombie knives.

The new Home Office rules will also give police powers to pursue criminals if they have committed a crime.

“If someone commits a crime and police want to pursue them, they should be allowed to.”

Meanwhile in London, it is all too easy to acquire hand guns, sold for as little as £50 a piece in most pubs, and even though Zombie knives are now banned as well these can easily be found in any open market for £10.

Theresa May’s Shameful “Brexit in Name Only” – Maybe a Vote For Corbyn to Protest is Fitting Punishment

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Theresa May’s Shameful “Brexit in Name Only” – Maybe a Vote For Corbyn to Protest is Fitting Punishment

Theresa May frankly is not capable of negotiating her way out of a paper bag let alone a proper Brexit as voted by 17.4 million people. Concession after concession has left the government with no negotiating power with Brussels, and is now swamped not only by the House of Lords, but by traitorous Remainer MPs on the Soros payroll.

These greedy treacherous swine Haw Haw Remainers, who are willing to betray Britain for a few quid are vile miserable creatures only fit for the stocks, to be displayed to all and sundry as rotten tomatoes and excrement are thrown at their ugly putrid faces.

The devil’s daughter has thus spawned another batch of slimy eggs from her overworked puckered anus, as she delivers another Remainer plot to derail Brexit with a disgusting squishy popping sound. Soubry, a militant treasonous satanic witch deserves only one thing, to be punted full force in her grime box.

Maybe it is time to punish the useless Conservatives once and for all. No one dared to oust the pigeon liver’d lying coward with no backbone May, even though she has shown countless times to be a retrograde abhorrent Remainer not worthy of a squirt of piss from a pig’s straining bladder.

Punish them – Vote Corbyn

Vote for Jeremy Corbyn. Never vote for the Tories again. Yes, this would be the ultimate punishment not only for those who messed up a clear and easy opportunity to leave the EU once and for all but for the country which will fall into deep economical malaise once Agent Cobb begins his Bolshevik revolution.

To coin a Burke cliche, ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.’ Certainly, this has been the case. Where was Boris? He jibber jabbered but did nothing apart from tout useless bridge projects across the Irish sea. Same goes for the Reese-Mogg, IDS and Farage, and Gove, and Davis. They were all talk but no substance, they blabbered like little old ladies around a knitting circle but did fuck all. You Sirs, with the utmost disrespect have been useless, because Theresa May is still PM, and she has fudged the whole Brexit debacle into a maelstrom of unworkable manure, a quagmire of intersecting Remainer plots all culminating at the Remainer Treasury held by that glib fustilarian miserable wart, Hammond.

Let us all now vote for Jeremy Corbyn, the ultimate insult to the nation, and deserved punishment that will destroy Britain forever. Let the riots begin, from town to town, rubbish stacked high in the streets, discontent, looting and anarchy.

This is no Brexit Theresa May is setting up, in fact, Britain will be worse off, and still tied to the EU for eternity. Do not dare to even call it a Brexit, it is a Brino — Brexit in Name Only.

Parliament is dead, it died a long time ago.

 

America Great Again: Trump Achieves More in a Year Than Obama Full Term

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America Great Again: Trump Achieves More in a Year Than Obama Full Term

As former president and token black president Obama sat on his haunches for eight years whilst twiddling his Marxist agenda around, Trump has achieved economic success, and something no other U.S. president could achieve — a peace treaty with North Korea.

Now that Kim Jong Un has come in from the cold, the Democrats are very silent…apart from Robert De-Niro who yesterday said the eloquent words ‘Fuck Trump’. What happened to Bobby eh, he was great in the early days, Deer Hunter, King of Comedy, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Goodfellas, Casino, Heat, but now he has turned into some sort of sap who can only make threats to a president who is actually moving mountains and get parts in shit movies like The Intern. Who would have thought, De Niro’s politics were that of a red commie bastard? What a fucking douche.

Over in old Blighty, we wish we had half the leadership of Trump, instead we are being led by a grey old boot Remainer with no fucking balls, no guts or charisma. Theresa May is a wet diarrhoea spillage not worthy of anything but the glue factory where they send old forgotten nags to get processed. She is a dead rotting carcass with no life, no chutzpa, no plan, and has wrecked Brexit simply because of her insipid lifeless non-personality, her purposeful stalling, and her treasonous Remainer appointees.

What did Obama achieve apart from introduce a failing health care system into America that is costing people way more for way less treatment? Obama lost the Ukraine to Russia. Obama spent trillions of U.S. taxpayers money on useless socialist pet projects that have doomed future generations of America to vast un-payable debt. When Obama was elected U.S. debt was 9 trillion, at the end of his eight year reign it was 23 trillion dollars.

Where is Barack Hussein Obama now? Who fucking cares? Him and his horrid cantankerous moose beast of a wife can rot in obscurity and Oprah appearances.

Trump has done more for African Americans than Obama ever did. He has brought massive employment to blacks, and also is not agitating the racial situation, something that Obama and his pal Soros tried to do during his evil term of office. The constant riots and agitating, the race baiting, was all Obama, who encouraged African Americans to riot pushing racial disharmony and hatred of white Americans.

History has spoken and Donald Trump has Trumped Obama a thousand times over.

As for Nobel Peace prizes, if Trump does not get one for his achievement in North Korea, then it is a flawed, biased prize, because Obama only got the prize for the colour of his skin, and he achieved nothing during his tenure.

What’s left for Trump now? Well, we got the wall, the trade war to make things fairer, a possible Iran incursion and cleaning out the Marxist agitators from internal governmental operations, amongst many other projects in the pipeline.

Bravo Trump, balls of fucking steel. On the other hand, what does this mean for the world order? How will N. Korea fit into the Trump World Order? Could there be a disturbance in the Force?

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