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“Why Don’t You Resign? No One Wants You!”

There’s only so much treachery voters can take, and the drubbing at the local elections of Tory councillors is proof, that many across the country have truly had enough of Mrs May and her despicable intransigence.

One has to sympathise with the poor Tory councillors who have been ousted today because of Theresa May, but there is only so much the people can take, and if it means shitting on a few councillors to get a point across, so be it.

Across the nation, Conservative councils have been effectively eviscerated, and all the Tory party hierarchy can do is look on and shrug their shoulders.

Granted, it could have been a lot worse, however at the last local election count 666 lost council seats, the number is very telling. There are still many councils counting votes and some will even be announced tomorrow.

The anger is palpable, and too apparent with many voters choosing to spoil their ballots with anti-Theresa May statements, and to show their anger about the Brexit betrayal being conducted by Theresa May and her Remainer cronies.

The idiocy of Sir Graham Brady and other Conservative higher-ups is that they will plod along after this drubbing as if nothing happened. Their champion, Theresa May, is a stain that does not come off quickly but they will ignore it leading to their final demise.

If you want to look at failure, look at the top of the Tory party, these are the morons who instated May in the first place, and have kept her in the job despite failure after failure. It is their choice that the Conservatives will soon lose power and be thrown into the political wilderness for decades, as it was their choice to circumnavigate democracy and do their best to destroy Brexit.

Thanks to Theresa May the Conservative party has officially been ruined, and the worst is yet to come, the EU elections will hit even harder, leading on to a general election.

Great Ideas for Working Online

There are a lot of predictions on how to future of internet marketing will look like. The opinions differ from person to person as you can expect. However, if there is one thing in common, it would have to be the fact that there will always be room for those who know their way around this industry and want to make money off of it. No matter how big or small your intended goal is, online marketing will continue to be a source of income if you are willing to learn, just like it is now. Everybody who is tired of working at their same old job should consider trying either of the methods mentioned below. Who knows, it might become the key to having financial freedom.

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E-commerce

Whether you want to open a regular online store or start a dropshipping business, e-commerce has you covered. The method is the first on the list simply because it is the best when talking about pure profit. The possibilities are more or less limitless because you can sell virtually anything on the internet these days. Product promotion will be the most important thing because the competition is difficult, though everyone has to start somewhere, right?

A popular question among the beginners is usually “what is dropshipping?” and it’s covered in this ebook produced by Oberlo – experts in all things dropshipping. Therefore, if you do decide to go with this as your method, give it a read, as well as everything else written by the guys at Oberlo.

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Social Media

Facebook and Instagram are the two powerhouses of social media when it comes to business. Of course, if you are promoting your website or something else, the more channels you use, the higher your chances of success. But as far as working with social media goes, these are the ones to focus on.

You can pick two routes with Facebook. The first one would be starting a page and trying to gather as many likes as you can. Once a certain number is reached and your engagement rate is great, you can start monetizing the page. Another method is Facebook ads, a big part of internet marketing these days.

Instagram should be obvious, though you will need to find something to get people to follow you and like your photos.

Virtual Assistants

There are quite a few freelancer websites out there which offer plenty of gigs to those who do not have a particular talent with computers. Simple jobs such as data entry are available if you know where to look for them.

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Video Editing

Learning how to make videos more appealing could lead to a lot of great things. More and more YouTubers are hiring professional video editors and focus on other things, such as marketing and making deals with sponsors. Content is half the work because editing is that important. Videos are one of the mediums that have been around for years and it will continue to stay that way. You will not go wrong by choosing this method.

Affiliate Marketing

The method might seem a bit unconventional these days, but it continues to be one of the more profitable out of what is available. The idea is pretty simple. You find a company that offers an affiliate program, such as Amazon or ClickBank, get a channel where you can promote the product (websites are usually the best), and drive traffic hoping that people will click on your link. You will get a commission for every sale that will happen from a person who reached the selling website by clicking your link.

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Writing

If you have a way with words, consider starting a blog or becoming self-published on Amazon. E-books are selling like crazy these days, and there are genres that you have not imagined (dinosaur erotica, for instance). The point is that pretty much everything sells if done in an interesting way.

And if you are not interested in this sort of writing, copywriting could also be a great option.

Become a Twitch TV Streamer

Visit Twitch TV and you will see that there are hundreds of people playing video games and streaming it. But how do they make money? Pretty simple. It is either donations or sponsorship deals. You will need to get some followers before monetizing the channel, though. But hey, if you love playing video games, then it should be a no-brainer.

To sum everything up, if you are looking to get started making money online, these ideas should be a push in the right direction. Finally, if you do not manage to make one thing work, move on to the next until you find that one method which was made for you.

Top Future Gaming Predictions For 2020

Virtual reality and 3D technologies are just a couple of the cutting edge wonders that gamers all around the world can fully enjoy today. These spectacular game improvements allow players to fully emerge in their favourite games and bid goodbye to the nail-biting and almost cringe worthy pixels that used to be a big things a few years ago. We are now looking at an industry worth billions of dollars where realistic 3D images and graphics are no longer a surprise to anyone.

Gaming on the go is also turning into a successful option for passionate players and gamblers alike, given the tens of thousands of gaming apps that can be installed on smartphones and tablets. Not to mention the craze that VR headsets has created in recent years! Millennials seem to prefer to create their own virtual reality and experience it through the tiny, robotic glasses, rather than stick their noses out of their homes and take a fresh breath of air for a chance.

You might be wondering what does the future hold for us in terms of gaming technologies? Let’s find out together!

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2020 – No Longer A Sci-Fi Scenario

The year 2020 is almost around the corner – do you remember Sci-Fi movies that portrayed what the year 2000 would look like? Movie directors used to dream of flying spaceships and cars talking robots and a cleaner and greener planet. The year 2020 also sounds like such a far-fetched concept to some of us, yet it is just around the corner. Still, nowhere near the flying cars we would all love to see. Except for Elon Musk’s Spare X Starman he sent into space not a long while ago. It’s not exactly a gaming technology of the future, but it is definitely a way of playing with money. “It’s kind of silly and fun”, as Musk himself stated. For a man with a breathtaking estate, we’re sure it was all worth it.

What about the gaming technology?

Can the latest predictions really come true or will they once again leave passionate gamers in tears? Well, maybe not exactly tears, maybe some carpal tunnel and back pain. Experts claim technology tied to video games will keep evolving and developing in 2020. We are expected to see the following in just a few months:

  • Photorealistic game graphics and even more immersive VR gameplay. At the moment, we cannot truly talk about high quality, non-cartoonish virtual reality graphic part of the games on the market. Gaming developers in the video gaming or gambling industries alike have expressed their interests for incorporating more advanced VR technologies in their products in the near future. They promise higher and deeper levels of immersion and more photorealistic graphics. We’ve already witnessed them in some console or computer games, and we can say we are looking forward to some more VR experiments. Free play casinos featuring VR gameplay are a fun idea. Who wouldn’t want to witness realistic dealers sitting behind a roulette table, spinning the wheels in front of them and make it feel like they were inside a real land casino? Let’s cross our fingers for that.

 

  • VR experts also promise headsets that can render 3D graphics that will realistically and perfectly imitate real-life, so we may have to invest in those as well. For a passionate gambler who spends a few hours a day in front of a computer playing casino the old, traditional way (online), this may just be a God-send.

 

  • Cloud gaming may also be a part of the 2020 timeframe, given the increased importance of cloud computing technologies. In other words, we can expect to play a game from any device using an internet connection, similarly to the way you can stream your videos. Say goodbye to obsolete and pesky updates and say hello to potentially small game prices. Don’t own a game console? This technology promises to make this issue go away completely, so it’s worth looking into. That and more face recognition technologies can make gaming simpler and smoother.

 

  • Augmented reality technologies also promise to be a thing in 2020 and above. The Pokemon Go craze we’ve all witnessed all around the world is probably not something to be looking forward to again, given the stupid accidents that have put so many people at risk of accidents or worse. However, we suspect it is inevitable for it to come back better and more powerful than ever. We’re just crossing our fingers for a less tripping and falling, red light crossing wall head bumping phenomenon.

5 Politicians Who Set Funny Fashion Trends

There is not much place for brave fashionable experiments in politics: some political leaders can not only follow a strict dress code but also become trendsetters.

Traditionally, the business dress code requires gentlemen to wear socks in the colour of the pants, while ladies have to combine shoes with handbags. However, there will always be rebels who want to leave some space for experiments.

Sometimes it turns into total fail, but some politicians become real trendsetters. Let us check the most popular cases together.

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Theresa May and leopard pattern

As for the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Theresa May dresses very extravagantly. She can come to the negotiations in a skirt above the knee or appears in the brave designer things of Vivienne Westwood. She wears Russell & Bromley lacquered boots and has a weakness for the leopard print. The PM especially likes shoes with this pattern. Her collection includes loafers, ballet flats, pumps, and ankle boots. Seems like she is taking inspiration from adult dating sites list, isn’t she?

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Justin Trudeau’s sock fashion

Today, the main sock trendsetter among politicians is Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. At business meetings, he usually appears in a strict suit and funny socks with a skull or maple leaf. Formally, the combination of strict suits and socks with images of ducks, deer, and heroes of Star Wars is completely unacceptable, especially when it comes to business meetings at the international level. But the rules are created to break them, right?

George Bush is also known for his love to bright socks: the 41st President of the United States has several times appeared in public in striped socks, with an American flag pattern, with the image of Superman, etc.

Moon Jae-in and his patriotic ties

After taking a post of South Korean president in 2017, Moon Jae-in unexpectedly acquired the status of a trendsetter. The reason was the orange tie with a small pattern of an eared seal. Such a pattern is one of the most important symbols of Korea’s independence from Japan. The president does not wear such ties every day, but it was enough several times to make the accessory a bestseller in Korean online stores and become one of the most popular souvenirs. The price of a tie on average is $48.

Jagmeet Singh and bright turbans

The leader of the new democratic party of Canada Jagmeet Singh is not only as a successful politician but also as a person with an excellent sense of taste. Singh wears perfectly-fitting suits, tweed jackets, and beautiful small details, but most importantly – he skilfully combines all this with an Indian turban. The mint, bright yellow, red, rich purple and pink turbans perfectly harmonize with grey striped and double-breasted jackets.

The style is something that reflects your character. Decide on what you like and what things you feel the most comfortable in. If you want to look stylish, now you can find inspiration in politicians.

Tory Corruption Latest: PMs Ladies Night Out With Putin Crony Donor

When it comes to corruption and Russian collusion in British politics, how about a bunch of Tory Remainer women being paid £135,000 for a night out on the town by a Russian with deep politburo ties?

You can’t make this shit up. The Russians not only have carte blanche to poison half of Salisbury with deadly agents, but have their wallets deep in the Tory party thus dictating policy to Theresa May and influencing her stance on Brexit.

One thing the Russians do not want is an independent strong sovereign Britain because the country would grow in strength again militarily as well as economically. The Russians want a weakened Britain controlled by an incompetent bureaucratic corrupt entity like the EU. This keeps Britain tied up to an EU superstate that takes away Britain’s power and consolidates it with its collectivist ideology.

If you want to see the corruption just follow the money trail. This is why Theresa May is avoiding Brexit like the plague and has reneged on all previous promises to uphold the vote of the people on the EU referendum.

What’s that banging sound? It’s the final nail being hit into the Tory coffin.

Tory Party Extinction Activists Blockade Corridor in Westminster

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The group of four remaining Tory party Extinction activists have blockaded a corridor in the House of Commons to protest the extinction of their party.

“We have reason to believe that a corridor leading to a bathroom was blockaded at 8am this morning by four surviving Conservative members,” a Commons security officer told the media.

After losing many former Tory voters, as well as the majority of the party’s grassroots, and funding, the Conservative party has been reduced to such a low level of enthusiasm that desperation has crept in to the last remaining members.

At 9am, a statement was read out by the leader of the Tory Party Extinction protest group.

“We have superglued our hands and feet to the walls and floor. We will not move until our party is restored to its full glory. This means, one thing has to go for that to happen, it’s that bloody witch Theresa May what’s done it. Oust her before we truly are extinct!”

Local elections in England and Wales on May 2nd will see the already ailing Tories lose over 1000 seats in local councils across the country.

Funding for the party, thanks to May’s ineptitude and Brexit Remainer stance has now completely ground to a halt.

The Tory party has also lost thousands of former voters, MPs and supporters because of Theresa May denying the Brexit people voted for in the EU Referendum.

The Westminster Tory Extinction protesters are threatening to block even more corridors if they do not have their way, however there aren’t anymore Tories to help them so they are now thinking of hiring protesters from other parties to help them out. With only £4.32 left in the Tory war chest, there is no one they can hire for that money.

Marisa Papen – Everyone Can Go Topless in NYC

In this day and age of extreme equality, there seems to be hypocrisy when it comes to toplessness. Men are allowed to go topless in public, but women are still not in most areas.

Marisa Papen, the symbol of feminine nude freedom and photographer Robert Herman deal with this dilemma in their most recent project.

Excerpts from Marisa Papen’s blog:

“Less than 100 years ago, believe it or not, male nipples were considered just as taboo as female nipples. . In the 1930s, four men went shirtless to Coney Island, they got arrested. Then, in 1935, a mob of topless men in Atlantic City protested; 42 got arrested, but their efforts paid off: By 1936, the naked male chest became accepted as a social norm. Today, men walk around freely topless and you see at least ten bare male chests per fashion magazine. Women’s chests? Not so much in the 1930s, and not so much now.

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“From emojis, to hearts, to stars, to a simple blur they were all of use in covering my nips at one point. But even that was useless… So it seemed… About 3 years ago now, my instagram account got taken down. Considering there is so much more offensive, derogatory, and scary material on Instagram, it’s kind of shocking that something so benign was flagged.

“Instagram states that users “may not post violent, nude, partially nude … pornographic or sexually suggestive photos or other content”. The company’s CEO justifies the regulations in terms of making the social network, “the safest possible place for teens and adults”.

“Despite the fact that the site regularly allows women to be objectified with provocative captions accompanying nude flesh, the line appears to be drawn at the nipple – providing these are covered (with stickers, hands, tassels – you name it), then the photo is deemed acceptable.

“Not sure if it was due to the freedom that I try to spread or just the unacceptably offensive nature of my specific nipples. Whatever!

“Newsflash Girlssssss: it’s legal to go topless in NY State! Here’s some info and some history: Penal law 245.01, which involves public indecency and exposure, was amended by the NY Supreme Court in 1992, ruling it legal for women to be topless in public under the grounds of gender equality. This law was amended six years after seven women were arrested in Rochester, NY for being topless in a public area and the 1992 case People vs. Ramona Santorelli and Mary Lou Schloss thrust the topless revolution into full-blown action. And yet, over a decade later, in 2005, Jill Coccaro, also known as Phoenix Feeley, was arrested on Delancey Street for leaving her shirt at home. After being detained for twelve hours, she later sued the city and was awarded $29,000 for her unwarranted arrest.

“‘I want to thank all the women mentioned above for their courage and will power to fight the system.’

“And I must say, it always surprises me that almost no women are using the right to free their chest. I do understand you don’t want to be yelled or stared at. But think about it… the more boobies in the street, the quicker men (and women) will get used to it, the less boobs are going to be sexualized and draw attention… The free-er we can be. So all fellow-ladies, we should all start to exercise this right, MUCH more often!!”

With love,

Marisa

Photography by Robert Herman

Why Climate Activists Do Not Address China, India, USA Pollution

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The recent climate change protests in the centre of London are proof that many activists are completely deluded and ill informed to the real causes of climate change and global pollution.

The British Isles are no bigger than the state of California in the USA, and Britain’s manufacturing output in relation to pollution is negligible, especially when compared to massive countries like China, India and the USA, which produce the majority of the earth’s pollutants.

Even if Britain were to ban all motor vehicles tomorrow, and have zero emissions, the amount of pollutants pumped into the earth’s stratosphere and ocean’s by China alone would make the whole exercise redundant.

Consider that nation’s like the USA make up only 5% of the global population yet use up 60% of the earth’s resources, pumping out huge amounts of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere every day. The LA freeways, and their millions of cars are a necessary function for the US economy to keep moving, and the vast mining operations by US companies globally digging for precious minerals, plundering whole third world countries for their resources is something the US economy cannot live without.

The point being made here, forget about piddly Britain and your virtue signalling protests, because globally, Britain is a squirt of piss in an ocean filled with plastics when it comes to global pollution.

 

As if the factories spewing their poisons into the atmosphere in China, India and elsewhere do not affect our atmosphere in the UK? The oceans full of plastic, dumped chemicals and raw sewage travel across the globe all the way from China to Britain’s shores.

The reason we will never see one of these middle class virtue signalling champagne socialist climate activists in China is because that regime and country is out of their depth. These activists would be rounded up, taken away and the soles of their feet beaten until they confess to state crimes, spying and terrorism. The next morning they would find themselves in front of a Chinese military firing squad, and after their brains are blown out onto the grass, their still warm bodies would be immediately rushed to a waiting organ donor truck to be harvested for their vitals.

One thing’s for certain, Emma Thompson will not be around to save them then.

Suicide Bombers – At Least They Do It Only Once

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One thing that can be said about all these suicide bombers bombing about — they do their bad deed only once.

“It is rare that a suicide bomber will be able to detonate themselves twice. We have to look at this as a positive,” one security expert revealed.

Indeed, the terrible damage created by a suicide bomber should not be denied, it is a terrible thing to go into a public place and blow yourself up, even if it is only once.

The worst nightmare for security operations is multiple suicide bombers blowing themselves up only once.

“They may only do it once, but if there are multiple suicide bombs in one area or in multiple locations that detonate themselves, the damage created can be absolutely awful,” another security expert revealed.

We must be thankful that these suicide bombers only do it once, but as mentioned before, once is bad enough.

Please stop doing it, because it does not change anything.

Tories Keep Theresa May to Spare Boris Johnson Clashing With Brexit Party

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The 1922 Committee have quite astutely kept the current ailing PM, Theresa May in power because it would be imprudent to have a leadership contest now and have Boris Johnson win, thus clashing with the Brexit Party led by Nigel Farage.

It is better to keep Theresa May as prime minister to continue ruining the already devastated Conservative party which has now lost many of their voters, key funding, grassroots support and MPs.

“I am happy that Theresa May is staying in power because she will continue to ruin the Tory party, and leave it out of power for at least two generations. She has already damaged the party to such an extent that daily, many voters and MPs are moving to the Brexit party. Furthermore, we like Boris Johnson and if she left, we would be up against him, which is something we do not want to happen,” a Brexiteer who supports the Brexit Party revealed on Thursday.

Theresa May is the gift that keeps giving to the Tory opposition, and this is why they want her to be kept as PM by the Remainer Tory hierarchy, who have close ties with big business and the EU.

“As long as they keep May as PM, we can ensure success in the European elections, and finally change the insipid two party system that has plagued this country for so long. It is imperative that she stays in her job and continues to ruin the Conservative party. The Tories are not Conservatives anymore anyway, they are socialists aligned with the Marxist Labour party,” another former Tory voter explained.