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Online Betting is Going From Strength to Strength

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There’s something really exciting about online betting these days, and that is the proliferation of tech that is being rolled out to make the betting experience for the user much more pleasurable and easy.

If you want to play online there are now so many avenues to pursue, the choice is almost mind boggling.

It’s not like the old days when if you wanted to play the slots for example you had the choice of some sleazy bar where you could get glassed just for looking in the wrong fucking direction, or the local kebab shop where the slot machine was covered in an inch of grease, and regularly flanked by the local chav thugs and their Burberries.

Now a days you can have a bet on the match, or put down a number on the roulette pretty much anywhere. Own a smartphone? Who doesn’t these days, and that’s the real clincher of the situation, you could be on the bog pushing out a loaf and win £300 on the roulette, or you could be in your jammies watching the telly bored out of your mind. Put down a bet, why not?

The choice of slot games online truly boggles the mind, and not only that it’s the payouts that will truly line your pockets depending on what you put in to each game. You can certainly can spend days trying one game after another until you find that particular game that really fits your state of mind.

One thing you need to look out for is putting your winnings into a separate wallet, and being rather rigid with the percentage of your money you use in each session. Don’t bet the whole bank on any game, unless you want to lose everything in one go. Discipline is the key to success, and learn to give it a rest once in awhile, give the betting gods a rest to recuperate.

Virtual reality gambling, that’s what’s really scary. Imagine the possibilities of such technological progress, here you are in your Scunthorpe council flat, it’s freezing in the middle of winter, and through your VR headset all you can see is palm trees, beautiful people, Vegas lights flashing and a hot croupier bending over the table displaying her delights for everyone to see.

Things are certainly changing for the better technologically, and that can only be a good thing for online betting and the punter. Better clean up whilst it’s still cool.*

An Introduction to Doing Business in the Middle East

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The Middle East is an increasingly important global region in business terms. Although primarily recognised in terms of its oil resources, the area is also producing major companies in many other sectors, notably banking and finance. With a growing middle class, it is also seen as an emerging market for a wide range of consumer goods and services.

International firms are drawn to the Middle East for the favourable tax structures in many nations, although of course different countries have different business strengths and things to be aware of. Generally, Arabic is the first language, but English is widely used for business purposes.

The UAE

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) is a federation of seven separate emirates: Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras Al Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm Al Quwain. Of these, Dubai is best known as an international business hub, as well as a centre for finance, high-end real estate and luxury leisure opportunities. Visitors and investors should however be aware of the legal system that draws on both civil code and sharia law. In business matters, the latter is most relevant in terms of Islamic banking arrangements and inheritance laws.

Bahrain

Centrally positioned for access to the full scope of Middle Eastern markets, oil-rich Bahrain is particularly attractive to businesses, due to its low infrastructure costs and relatively cheap commercial rents, as well as a multicultural middle class that provides a growing market for consumer goods. Fahad Al Rajaan is considered one of the most important business leaders in the Middle East for his role as former chair of the Ahli United Bank, Bahrain’s biggest lender and a major international investment bank. He has also served as the chair of the Wafra investment Advisory Group in New York.

Egypt

Egypt has the largest population in the Middle East and is currently in a process of economic recovery, and the government is actively encouraging foreign investment as well as tourism and infrastructure projects. The country is particularly open to telecommunications, energy, real estate, construction and transportation proposals. It should be noted however that the tax and legal framework is particularly complex, something that has historically dissuaded investors.

Kuwait and Lebanon

Kuwait’s economy is largely based on oil and petroleum, but the country is actively encouraging more diverse business interests. To this end, the government has introduced tax incentives for foreign businesses and has relaxed many legal requirements.

Lebanon has a service-oriented economy and is noted for its unrestricted free market, largely exempt from state intervention. Foreign investors can move capital and goods in and out easily, and banking is one of the republic’s main growth areas.

Qatar

This oil and gas-rich nation has an extremely liberal tax regime and a legal framework intended to attract foreign investors and businesses in a wide range of sectors. As with many Middle Eastern countries, there is recognition of the need to diversify beyond the oil and gas industries, although these still account for approximately 50% of GDP. A legal presence, either permanent or temporary, must be registered in Qatar for foreign investment to proceed.

Oban

The Sultanate of Oban is a major trading centre as well as having substantial oil resources. Tax regulations and company law are continually being updated in order to encourage more diverse foreign investment. Expatriate employees comprise 46% of the population and Oban is something of a regional and worldwide logistics hub.

Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is the biggest producer and exporter of oil in the world, and one of the major world economies that make up the G20 group. With a large and wealthy population, it is also a key consumer market. Saudi Arabia is a member of the World Trade Organisation and outside investment and diverse business interests are encouraged, primarily through the Saudi Arabian General Investment Authority (SAGIA). This is where licenses and visas can be obtained, but SAGIA also offers tax and ownership incentives and unrestricted movement of capital under its auspices.

Investors should be aware that Saudi Arabia is an absolute monarchy with a legal system based on sharia law, and no civil constitution.

It can be seen that the Middle East is an extremely attractive region in which to do business. Thorough research into legal and cultural frameworks is necessary, but overall, the area is very welcoming to investors and is actively seeking to diversify beyond its dependency on oil, gas and petroleum. In particular, the region may soon come to dominate the financial sector, while real estate and consumer opportunities are also high.

Iran and Gaza Escalation Sign of What is to Come

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The biggest prize of all for the USA has always been Iran, it is the jewel in the crown of conquest, and to take Iran would also see a serious shift in the invisible lines of global hegemony for America, unseating Russia and China.

As the USS Abraham Lincoln and a bomber task force are being deployed close to the Persian peninsula, the high command are of course cautious with their declaration that they are not seeking war with Iran. Not yet, that is.

After firing over 400 rockets into Israel from Gaza, the climate in that region is tense as well, and could kick off again at any moment.

The tinder could light at any moment within these regions, and escalate very quickly, especially if Russia and China join in.

Iran, is staunchly aligned with Russia and China, and any shift in territory will cause an imbalance in the global territorial game.

Putin, could then move further into Ukraine, taking the whole country, as this action would be away from the Middle Eastern war theatre, it would catch the Americans off guard. The Russian leader also has his eye on other key former Soviet territories and beyond.

The poor state of the Venezuelan dictator Maduro is also a U.S. issue, as U.S. agencies are already in country trying to topple the socialist regime. This is another regime backed by Russia, and if the Americans were to commit their forces to actively enter the country, there is no doubt there would be a Russian backlash.

Further East, the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has been playing with his toys, and sucking up to the Russian leader. This is a firm sign that Kim Jong-un was playing with Trump all along, and has never even thought about capitulating to the Americans by disarming.

Put all this shit into a cauldron; stir firmly, add in some ISIS flavouring, a desperate U.S president wanting to do something before the 2020 elections, and you have one hell of a soup.

Hundred Quid in Free Bets Are You Pulling My Leg?

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What’s your poison when it comes to bets? Casino games, you know, Blackjack, Baccarat, and a bit of roulette to add to the palette. Maybe some sports betting on Betfair, your favourite team has an upcoming game and you are sure of the outcome, and are rooting for that certain edge that will make your day.

In all betting circumstances, we seek that certain feeling, you’ve analysed all the stats, made sure of the different variables, and put forth the risk.

To get ahead in life, as well as the casino, there is always an element of risk we take, but without this risk we would not achieve anything. You would stay at home all day in your safe space sucking on your thumb with your favourite blanket covering you and never achieve anything.

Certainly, it’s that first psychological barrier we must transcend, that push forward to make something out of nothing, to grow your money, and to not only life life, but to be successful.

Everyone wants to be the next big thing, the driver of a Ferrari down the streets of Monaco, or rolling up in your yacht in Cannes, but everyone of the people who do that had to take risks to get where they were.

The majority of people in this world will never leave their home town let alone venture into a casino online or otherwise. We’re not all fictional James Bond characters that seem to win every hand and roll of the dice in a glitzy casino in the South of France. Don’t let fiction cloud the mind, you must truly transcend fiction, and embrace reality, however harsh it may be. This is the true trick to success, do not delude yourself with grandiose thoughts too much, just concentrate solely on the action, on the statistics, on the probability and you will limit your risk.

There are alway losses, but that’s part of the game, and the seasoned risk taker knows fully they will lose sometimes. Learn from loss, and take those lessons learned into the next game, however do not repeat your mistakes, that’s just plain stupid.

The bets, in the end are on you, and this comes down to the well known cliche, know thy self first, know your weaknesses and strengths, to your greatest fears, before you even attempt to play the ultimate game of risk with your hard earned cash.*

Opening a New Betting Account Has Never Been Easier

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The ease of the internet is truly astounding, especially when it comes to online gambling. The industry has become so widespread that you can bet on pretty much anything these days. Not only that, if one wants to open a new account with Ladbrokes, it’s as easy as imputing a few pieces of data and you’re good to go.

These days it’s not just opening an account for a betting site that counts, but the promo deals one can get are another incentive. We’re talking 100% bonuses or welcome bonuses that will surely add to the sheer pleasure of betting on whatever game you choose.

It’s not just on the desktop PC but mobile as well, so be sure to download the necessary app to your smartphone. Imagine being able to bet or play your favourite games whilst doing pretty much any mundane activity, whether it is having dinner with your elderly parents, or riding a train to work. The choice is yours of course, and that’s the beauty of the whole system.

There are age restrictions that must be adhered to; only those who are over eighteen years of age are allowed to open an account, and there are some restricted territories which you must be aware of when it comes to gambling online. Furthermore, it is imperative that you give only accurate information about yourself because if you give false info, this could impact on your payouts.

Once into the site, you will be overwhelmed by the amount of choices you have with games, and although predominantly for sport betting, there’s plenty of different games to get stuck into.

If at anytime you have a question or problem, never hesitate to contact support, as the customer service is exemplary.

As for funding your account, you can always add to your welcome bonus by using pretty much every payment method that exists on the internet today. *

First They Called Brexit “No Deal” Then They Cancelled “No Deal”

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In 2016, the month of June, 23, many across the UK voted to leave the EU and all of its institutions. This meant leaving the Customs Union, leaving the Single Market, leaving the European Courts of Justice, leaving the Common Agricultural Policy, leaving the Common Fisheries Policy and all the other EU regulatory agencies surrounding British law like an octopus that never wants to let go.

Leaving all those EU agencies is what Brexit is, and has always been. Anything other than that is not a Brexit.

The powers that be, then renamed Brexit as ‘No Deal’. This was the first step in killing off Brexit, because their version of Brexit is one that involves staying in the EU, which is NOT Brexit in any way or fashion.

By naming Brexit as ‘No Deal’ the clever people who control everything have made Brexit into a negative purely in linguistic terms, and have made ‘No Deal’ seem like the worst possible scenario to encounter, when in fact it was what 17.4 million people voted for in the EU Referendum.

Once the controlling faction had re-named Brexit as ‘No Deal’ they then went and cancelled it in parliament with a series of Bills passed by Remainer MPs, and circumnavigated democracy in one fell swoop, bypassing the will of the people by a small coterie of anti-democrat MPs.

We have always called their ‘No Deal’ a ‘Real Brexit’ or ‘Clean Brexit’ and have not capitulated to their underhand malevolent tactics.

Now that Theresa May has effectively abandoned her own party to join with Labour in engineering a complete EU Remainer deal that is not a Brexit, they have the gall to call it a Brexit, but it is not in any way a Brexit. Staying in a Customs Union and being subject to EU regulations and law is not a Brexit but is treachery on behalf of the PM.

Brexit means leaving all EU institutions, and anything other than that is NOT a Brexit. How about thinking about that Michael Gove you treasonous Scottish snake?

Limited Edition Stanley Kubrick Series by Taschen Coinciding With the Exhibition at Design Museum

The solitary genius of esteemed director, Stanley Kubrick (1928-1999) comes to life not only in the Design Museum exhibition running until 15 September 2019, but art book publisher, Taschen, are releasing a special limited edition series of books to commemorate the true artistry of this enigmatic filmmaker. He broke into the film scene at the age of 26 with the ambitious, independently produced Killer’s Kiss and within a few years was working with the likes of Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier, and Peter Sellers on seminal movies such as Lolita and Spartacus. Having gained the support of actors, producers, and movie studios with his early efforts, Kubrick garnered the creative control he needed to produce uncompromising masterpieces such as 2OO1: A Space OdysseyClockwork Orange, and Barry Lyndon.

TASCHEN’s monographs on Stanley Kubrick include a detailed publication on the making of 2OO1 and an ode to his unrealized movie Napoleon, featuring preproduction and research material. Additionally, TASCHEN has printed a collection of visual material in The Stanley Kubrick Archives, which explores the full Kubrick filmography, including his adaptation of Steven King’s The ShiningFull Metal Jacket, and Dr. Strangelove. Kubrick’s innovative use of film techniques including, special effects, the Steadicam, and popular and classical music, established a unique and idiosyncratic filmic language.

Polishing off 1999’s Eyes Wide Shut just before his untimely death, Stanley Kubrick left behind a puzzling and positively brilliant body of work. He is survived by his wife Christiane Kubrick who still lives at their home Childwickbury Manor in England, which was known as the conceptual and production ‘brain’ for many Stanley Kubrick movies. The film director, (and screenwriter, producer, and cinematographer) strove to present the struggles of human desire and relationships from multiple perspectives, a theme that runs across his entire collection. Notably, he rarely offered an interpretation or meaning behind the plot of his films, choosing instead to offer open ended questions, which, while frustrating, is also indicative of his work’s powerful and enduring resonance.

 

You Can Bet On That

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Can you make a living betting on the footie or any other sport?

We all know that poker certainly can pay out, and if you get good enough there’s always the Las Vegas poker tournaments that can make you some serious coin.

Imagine coming away with a few million in your pocket after that bluff. Things are harder in person to bluff but when you’re online in a poker game you could be standing upside down in a pink leotard and peacock feather firmly stuck in your jacksie and have a very poor hand to bluff with. That’s why if you really want the best out of this casino game getting a Genting bet promo code can really make a difference.

Putting an occasional bet on the footie is par the course but there really are professionals out there raking it in.

Professional spread betters are a rarity but they exist, and these guys can make twenty grand in an afternoon betting on whether the referee gives a red card to a player, or a certain footballer spits into the grass.

It takes all sorts, and that’s why the onus is to track down as many offers you can find, cash in, maybe play a few games then cash out.

Always remember to manage your risk. Don’t bet the house, or your wife could get rather angry and you will be eating dog shit for the rest of your life from a cardboard box under Waterloo bridge.

Remember, to have fun first, because when betting starts to not be fun, then you should consider giving it a little break.

Come On In The Casino is Open For Business

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The odds are out that making money in a casino is stacked against the punter, yet people flock to these places like bluebottle flies onto a doggy doo.

Who is to say what goes through their minds as they dump their kid’s university funds onto that craps game, but one thing is sure, the odds are stacked against them winning a single penny.

Mind you, that’s what a lot of these casino’s are betting on, and they love the big players.

You can win a million in the morning, then be three million down by the afternoon. It’s the Comeon thrill of it that makes people come back even if they are punished for their gambling streak.

Psychologists claim that some people actually play to be fleeced. For them, it is a form of self flagellation, and a release of tension.

The main theme of any casino is that the doors are always open, and it does not matter which societal strata you come from, if you have money, you can play.

There will always people who think that there is an easy way of winning big, and some are lucky, but the rest are nursing wounds in their pockets soon after.

Who is to say that betting is a valid way of making some big wins, but to truly win, one must understand the intricacies of probability.

If you have a good memory, there’s always card counting, but if you are successful, even though you can beat the casino, you have to be careful because these chaps have professionals looking to catch you out in a physical casino. Blackjack can of course be played online, and you can count to hearts content, but the stakes won’t pay out as much as a physical casino.

Contrary to the popular myth, card counters do not need unusual mental abilities to count cards, because they are not tracking and memorising specific cards. Instead, card counters assign a point score to each card they see that estimates the value of that card, and then they track the sum of these values – a process called keeping a “running count.” Therefore, not everyone has to be a Rain Man to do it successfully.

Either way, there are ways of getting ahead of the system in some games, but these are hard to train for, and take great practice, as well as knowledge.

Is Censorship Justified For the Extreme One Sided Right or Left?

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Observing is what we do best, and we sit back, and watch the censorship purge continue on the internet.

How do you know an election is rearing its ugly head in the good ol’ USA? Simply watch the recent phenomenon of purging of the extreme sides of political discourse (mainly on the right).

The right wing extreme Christian brigades are getting a good dose of purging from the social media sites. Not going to name the names because everyone knows who they are, but the question is, is this purge by the social media companies justified?

To some extent, there is some justification and to the general element of freedom of expression there is not.

You see, a lot of these sites spewing their anti-Islamic vitriol are simply stuck in a never ending cycle of hatred of something they do not understand. It is the generalisation of all Islamic people as bad that is what they portray on a constant basis. This is their failing, because they have no reference point, no one they know is a Muslim, of which there are a myriad of types. The same could be said about any group or religion that is looked upon in a general fashion.

Not all immigrants are rapists, or drunken drivers seeking to run your daughter over, yet these sites portray this as a normal inevitable fact that is going to happen. There are no half measures in the articles these people spew out daily, they just label something as bad, then it is finished for them, they have no thoughts about how people are a constant changing bubble of elements, of facets, of humanity. If they stayed in a refugee camp for a day, and listened to the stories of horror many migrants have undergone, maybe they might change their minds.

Our satire has constantly played on this black and white approach, of this dehumanisation of whole swathes of people. What we do essentially is a mirror of the vitriol these sites spew out, and we show it to be what it is. We ourselves have been wrongly targeted for this approach, because the controlling faction workers/censors did not understand satire, or how we work. Satire and the element of parody can bring forth all that is hidden to most but it is wholly misunderstood by the ignorant and illiterate.

There is hypocrisy in the extreme left as much as the right of the political spectrum, and it is sometimes hard to weed the wheat from the chaff, but we see their virtue signalling, we see their fearmongering, we see their dehumanisation of whole swathes of populations simply on the trigger of single incidents.

Our take on religion is let people freely pray to whoever they wish, but don’t push it down our throats and don’t create unjustified division. That’s your business, that’s your conditioning from birth, and something you will ultimately deal with when you take your last breath on this physical plane.

The fractured nature of the internet today, societally speaking, is one that not only divides humanity with its extremities, but through banning things creates an underground grumbling hatred that will one day explode, and to be in the vicinity of the explosion when it happens, will be a fearful experience.

Does banning whole sites, voices on the internet make any difference? Well, the question should also be, where do you stop banning? Once you ban one website, where does it end? Many sites voice their own opinion on daily issues, will this be a Thoughtcrime in the future internet, only controlled by untouchable monopolies?

Even President Trump has trumped in with his viewpoint on the mass banning, but he does not seem to have any power to carry out anything, and is effectively a lame duck president, who has not achieved anything since his inauguration. Even Obama achieved a lot more than Trump, and could count the introduction of Obamacare as a major achievement which is still active today in the USA. Trump, with all his posturing about walls, North Korea is about as effective as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Our observation is not a pleasant diagnosis of the whole sorry affair. The left is just as prejudiced, blinkered as the right. They all only have one point of view, they do not consider the multiple variables involved in evaluating groups, or single entities. This is possibly a symptom of the internet and social media itself where whole swathes of people can be discounted with an instant press of a button to block, or deletion.

Why not block the whole fucking internet? Who is going to be almighty judge of right or wrong human existence or thought? What makes you so virtuous as a human to judge one group as acceptable and another as not?

There is no answer, apart from allowing everything to exist, but this rule has now been breached on the internet, and this is the slippery road to certain defeat of humanity, because human discourse only moves forward by hearing all voices. If you cut off one side of a viewpoint, then there is only the other that exists, and humanity as a whole goes backwards — not forwards.