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Canada Travel Guide for UK Citizens

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Canada Travel Guide for UK Citizens

Canada attracts a huge number of international tourists, with over 20 million visitors per year recorded in recent years. There are attractions of all different types in Canada, so whether you are going on a family holiday, a sightseeing trip, or even a sports/active holiday, then it is a great destination. If you are contemplating a trip to Canada, then here are some of the top attractions that you might be interested in:

Niagara Falls

The famous Niagara Falls is a big hit with tourists visiting Canada and given its close proximity to the US border and reasonable distance from New York, a trip to Niagara Falls can be combined with a trip to the US. Watersports enthusiasts can kayak along the Niagara River, or go on a Jet boat tour.

If you are planning on visiting Canada, it is worth noting that you will need an eTA Canada visa, whilst visiting New York would require the US ESTA. It is important that you give enough time (it is recommended to apply a few weeks before your trip) to apply for Canadian travel visa as it can sometimes take a while to process.

quebec canadaQuebec City

Quebec City is one of the most stunning places to visit in Canada, with Rue du Petit Champlain being one of the most fascinating destinations in this part of the world. The beautiful architecture and historic charm of Quebec City are the main reasons so many people pay the city a visit.

vancouver canadaVancouver

As far as a city break goes, it is hard to top a visit to Vancouver. As a coastal city, Vancouver is quite a contrast to many other cities around Canada and top attractions include Stanley Park, Granville Island, the Capilano Suspension Bridge and Gastown. It is also not too far from Seattle, so you could always combine the two places on your visit.

canada-whistlerWhistler

The ultimate destination for the avid skier, Whistler is a breath-taking area that is famous for being a ski resort town and it is a former host to the Winter Olympics. Even if you don’t fancy skiing or snowboarding, this part of Canada is so picturesque that it is certainly worth a visit. If you are keen on water sports then there are loads of fun activities in Whistler such as rafting and kayaking, whilst it is also a top destination for anglers.

north-rustico-prince edward island-canadaPrince Edward Island

Prince Edward Island is a small province covering 5,660 km². Places to visit include the Prince Edward National Park that is home to beautiful beaches, trails for hiking and cycling and camping sites. Victoria Park, the Confederation Bridge and Green Gables Heritage Place are some of the other top tourist attractions on Prince Edward Island.

These are just a few of the amazing places to visit in Canada but other great destinations
include Calgary, Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal and Banff to name a few. Wherever you venture in Canada, you are going to see some amazing parts of the world.

Elton John Pays £7.50 Carbon Offset For Meghan Harry Jets

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Elton John Pays £7.50 Carbon Offset For Meghan Harry Jets

The hypocritical aged queen, Elton John, has proclaimed to have offset the carbon emissions created by the multitude of private jet trips by Meghan and Harry.

UN experts have warned against buying credits “in exchange for a clean conscience”, arguing that trees planted today simply cannot grow quickly enough to cancel out contemporary habits.

Buying a “clean conscience” for the rich is hypocritical and dangerous to the environment, and is a clear sign that the affluent are totally devoid of any reality when it comes down to the crunch.

Allowing rich passengers to assume the problem has gone away for a small fee surely encourages them to travel even more.

Absolving sins with a small fee

“These people are so far away from the reality of how their actions are impacting the environment that they think by paying a few pennies for carbon offsetting, they can continue to pollute the atmosphere with impunity,” one climate expert revealed.

Another example is luvvie actress, and champagne socialist “climate activist” Emma Thompson, who flew over 5,400 miles to attend a climate change protest in London, thus causing more pollution to the environment. The fact that after weeks of the protests, the streets of London were left completely littered with rubbish from protesters impacting the environment further is neither here nor there.

Despite these hot head rich proselytizing idiots polluting the atmosphere, they still like to preach to the lesser beings about how to reduce carbon emissions.

Meghan and Harry are happy to present their social justice warrior mantras copied from some other clone social justice warrior spouting the same hypocritical lies to others, however the hard fact is that they are polluting the atmosphere with a voracity that is damaging the earth permanently, and paying a few pennies to some scam company to offset carbon emissions will do nothing.

These plastic banal faux moralizing moronic celebrities are adding to the climate disaster daily and if they had an ounce of truth in their hypocritical souls they would acknowledge their crimes against the environment instead of flying their private jets to every part of the world at every opportunity thinking they are saving the fucking planet.

The Ultimate Guide to New York

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The Ultimate Guide to New York

If you are visiting New York for the very first time, then it is a good idea to plan your trip to make sure that you do not miss out on any of the amazing experiences in the city that never sleeps.

Whether you are planning a short weekend visit, or you have a longer time in NYC, there is so much to see and do that you would never be able to fit everything in. As well as the top tourist attractions, if you are interested in art or you like sports, then there are some other activities you may want to fit into your visit. Here are the key ideas for different types of interests:

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New York, Times Square

 

Top tourist spots

NYC has so many famous landmarks and sightseeing spots that you will probably be familiar with many of them, such as:

●The Statue of Liberty
●Central Park
●Rockefeller Center
●Empire State Building
●Times Square
●Brooklyn Bridge
●The National 9/11 Memorial & Museum

Those are just a few of the sites to explore, so it is a good idea to get familiar with the transport in NYC to make sure that you can easily get around to each one without wasting any of your tourism time.

Sports

When you visit somewhere like the US, if you’re a sports fan it can be fun to watch a sport that isn’t played in your home country, or that is more popular in the US. For example, baseball, basketball, ice hockey and NFL are all popular sports in the US.

You could see New York Rangers ice hockey team playing at the famous Madison Square
Garden, go to see the prolific New York Yankees play baseball at the Yankee Stadium, or watch the New York Knicks take to the basketball court in the NBA season. Stadium tours can also be a really exciting trip for the big sports fans visiting NYC.

Tennis fans might want to take a trip to the home of the US Open at Flushing Meadows, now named the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center.

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Metropolitan Museum of Art, NYC

Cultural/The Arts

New York is brimming with culture and is home to some of the world’s most renowned galleries. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Museum of Arts and Design and American Museum of Natural History are all very impressive places to visit.

Cultural points of interest include the New York Public Library, Metropolitan Opera House, NYC Botanical Gardens and Staten Island’s Alice Austen House. For those interested in architecture then as well as the skyscrapers across New York, you should visit the Grand Central Terminal, St Patrick’s Old Cathedral and of course see the magnificent Brooklyn Bridge up close.

Broadway is a must for anyone of enjoys a good show, from musicals to plays. You just can’t visit NYC without taking in a show on Broadway.

Top restaurants and food not to be missed

New York City has so many different restaurants that it makes choosing somewhere to eat very difficult. If you fancy an Italian, then you should head to Little Italy (or just visit for a look round). Pizza lovers flock to Rubirosa and there are also some great bakeries to try. People with a sweet tooth can visit Levain Bakery for chocolate chip cookies sent from chocolate heaven, or go for pancakes at Clinton St. Baking Co.

Xi’an restaurant is the ultimate place for Chinese cuisine, whilst those looking to dine with a view should try City Vineyard, Manhatta or Riverpark.

If you are planning on visiting New York in the near future, then make sure that you have your ESTA for New York. Anyone travelling to the US requires a form of visa as travel authorization and citizens from the UK can easily apply for an ESTA for tourism.

“Appalled” Prince Andrew Visited Epstein Manhattan Mansion to Play Game of Checkers

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“Appalled” Prince Andrew Visited Epstein Manhattan Mansion to Play Game of Checkers

The Duke of York, Prince Andrew has reacted for the first time to the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

Speaking after new footage emerged of the 59-year-old royal staying in the disgraced financier’s flat in 2010, the Duke said he was “appalled” by recent reports.

In a statement released on Monday, a Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “The Duke of York has been appalled by the recent reports of Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged crimes. His Royal Highness was only allegedly visiting Mr. Epstein’s premises filled with young naked women to play a game of checkers with Jeffrey Epstein.”

Draughts or checkers is a group of strategy board games for two players which involve diagonal moves of uniform game pieces and mandatory captures by jumping over opponent pieces. Draughts developed from alquerque. The name derives from the verb to draw or to move.

According to reports, Prince Andrew is allegedly a great fan of the game of checkers and introduced his friend Jeffrey Epstein to the game whilst flying to the millionaire’s exclusive island in 2007.

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The statement followed the release of a video showing the Duke peering out from behind the door of Epstein’s £63 million Manhattan mansion, waving goodbye to a young brunette.

Less than an hour earlier Epstein had been seen leaving the New York property with a young blonde woman.

The footage is from December 2010, when the Duke, then the UK’s Special Representative for Trade, stayed with Epstein in his New York home – two years after Epstein was convicted of sex with a child and placed on the sex offender register.

The Duke previously conceded he had made an “error of judgement” after one particular game of checkers, because he rarely lost, he hit the board and a piece flew up in the air landing on one of the nude ladies sprawled over a sofa. The prince allegedly does not remember what colour the piece was that was displaced.

“The prince rarely loses his temper, and he was truly appalled by this certain lapse of judgement, and temperament, especially in front of all the young lady guests assembled in the room naked,” a spokesman revealed.

Why Do We Play So Many Cooking Games When No One Wants to Cook?

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Why Do We Play So Many Cooking Games When No One Wants to Cook?

Our society has entered into a paradox in recent years, with more and more people piling into cooking games via their mobile phones, computers, and video gaming consoles despite everyone’s dislike of cooking. One of the reasons why many nations are suffering from obesity problems is because the unhealthy, no-prep-required foods are so quick to ‘cook.’

Yet, people will pay real money and put a lot of time into playing a cooking game, which doesn’t satisfy this need to be fed.

So what the heck is going on?

Do cooking games teach cooking skills?

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Cooking games have invaded every platform of gaming, and people can’t help but eat them up. One of the most popular is the frantic game series Overcooked. In this game, you play as a chef, often with a friend, striving to overcome obstacles and time restraints to gather, prepare, cook, and serve food. As this review details, it’s not a carbon copy of the cooking experience, but it does invoke its struggles in the right ways to create a fun game.

Fans of Overcooked are literally paying money to go through all of the steps of cooking, be put under intense pressure, and only be rewarded by going to the next level instead of doing it in real life to get paid or at least to eat tasty, freshly prepared food without such intense time restraints. Even the more hands-off cooking-orientated games draw a crowd.

Just see this page to find that games like an Italian food-inspired online slot titled Belissimo are still going strong, despite being released in 1999. Indeed, the food theme immensely adds to the appeal of any title, for many.

Quite possibly the biggest offenders of games that invoke the cooking or food business experience through lengthy gameplay are the mobile simulation games. With the freemium structure in place, players get into the game and then proceed to cook in quick bursts, often having to wait (or pay) between stages because of the time walls in place. The cooking versions of these dexterity or time-management games are very popular and, as you can see here, ones like Sushi Bar rank highly in the free charts. So, if these games teach us anything about cooking, it’s perhaps patience in waiting for the food to get ready.

Across these popular games, players have to learn time management skills, ingredient combinations, and cooking techniques to win. So why doesn’t anyone want to transfer these skills to the real kitchen to get a real-world pay-off?

Why cook when you can pretend to cook?

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We seem to love cooking in games, even going as far to say that we have a passion for cooking when it takes place within a game, but when it comes to the real deal, it’s just doesn’t measure up to the authentic cooking game experience. Cooking is long-winded, requires some time management, is time-consuming, while it can often all come apart with one misstep. However, it does yield tasty food, and people love those who can cook them a meal.

Cooking games, on the other hand, are quick and easy, require little initial skill, can be enjoyed whenever – not just when hungry – and you can try again at no real cost if you mess up. But cooking games don’t reward a real-world prize for completion other than being able to do it again but in a tougher environment.

It may come down to an innate fear of not being good at cooking in real life despite a deep-rooted love of cooking and food, that makes people almost play it safe by paying to play cooking games. That said, newbie real-life cooks often find that they are much better at the real thing than they expected.

Through playing cooking games, people could handle high-pressure kitchens that Gordon Ramsay puts himself in every day, and may even attain the knowledge and experience to write the next game-changing book as Marco Pierre White with White Heat in 1990. There’s just one thing in the way:

Effort.

And perhaps:

Lack of upbeat jingles and worthless, virtual currency rewards when you’re done.
Cooking games could be helping to train the next generation of super chefs – this current generation certainly didn’t have the benefit of cooking games to train them. Yet, thanks to the convenience-first mindset of modern society and cooking simply not being convenient unless in video game form, these culinary geniuses may never come to the fore.

Brexit Begins: Signing of Commencement Order to Repeal European Communities Act of 1972

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Brexit Begins: Signing of Commencement Order to Repeal European Communities Act of 1972

Stephen Barclay, the Brexit Secretary, has signed the “commencement order” that will trigger the end of the supremacy of EU law in the UK, to repeal the European Communities Act of 1972 on Hallowe’en.

Theresa May was supposed to do the same thing but avoided it like the plague, as much as she avoided anything to do with leaving the European Union.

The treachery and “appalling dishonesty” of the remainers with their attempts to stop Brexit has been all too apparent with the multiple plots and attempts to thwart the result of the EU Referendum, something that they promised to respect the result of. These dishonourable members of parliament, are still plotting to thwart democracy by siding with Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, to takeover parliament with some sort of Bolshevik coup.

In all respects, once the commencement order has been signed, the date for the exit of Britain of the EU, can also be put forward to any date between now and October 31.

Prime Minister, Johnson, is set to visit Germany and France to tell their leaders they have two months to agree to a deal without a backstop on the Irish border.

Obstinate EU leaders have constantly reiterated the point that they refuse to negotiate with Britain and will only accept the withdrawal agreement that was rejected by the British parliament three times.

Back home, if the treasonous plotters move to oust Mr. Johnson, then there will be various ways to circumnavigate the multiple attacks, one of which is bringing the exit date forward.

In theory, Britain could have already left the EU on March 29.

Monopoly Tech Companies Are Untouchable

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Monopoly Tech Companies Are Untouchable

Okay, Project Veritas has done an amazing job in uncovering what we knew in 2014, however, whatever happens, whatever is uncovered, nothing will happen, nothing will be done to solve the problem.

From now on, all U.S. elections will be carefully engineered to favour the controllers, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Already, one tech monopoly has been caught rigging elections.

Deserves to lose

Donald Trump could lose the next election in 2020, simply because he cannot touch the untouchables, the controlling technical monopolies have more power than the President of the United States, and even more power than most countries around the world. Trump, has sat back and watched as the tech giants erased 90% of his followers and conservative/libertarian sites from the internet, yet he has done nothing, zilch, despite the purge. The reason is these companies are too big, and are conglomerates which were actively created by the U.S. government, because there is no way they could have been this big without major government assistance and funding.

The truth is that these tech companies are a part of the U.S. central shadow deep state government (Obama’s babies) and this is why they cannot be touched, because doing so would impact on the very government and economy that is doing the investigating. Furthermore, economically, the U.S. government has invested large sums into these tech giants, because of their intelligence value, as part of the military industrial complex.

With no Trump Wall, no curtailing of biased tech censorship and electioneering, no solution to North Korea, no solution to Iran, no solution to China, the only thing he did was TALK about these subjects on Twitter and put a massive turd into China trade destabilising the markets  — That’s it.

Ann Coulter says despite Trump not achieving anything and probably losing in 2020, she will still give him her vote — well ain’t that special? That is probably the attitude of some people that have only a small portion, or no hope left for Trump, but many of his voters are now silenced on the web, many of the sites touting his re-election have been purged, and many of his core voters are no longer getting the info they need, they’re shadow-banned, they’re talking to themselves online, there is no one left. Conservative/Libertarian memes were even purged from Instagram.

The future is an Orwellian dystopia that is happening right now, where major tech conglomerates are dictating what the hive mind thinks and does, and if they are doing that, they are most definitely dictating what people vote for, and which party to support in elections. They are dictating what news is heard, and what is silenced, and they are tampering with the fundamentals of free speech, and ultimately what makes us human in the first place, to have the right to disagree, and have an opinion apart from others. These fundamental rights are being gathered up by the tech giants, crushed, eviscerated then dumped in vast digital black holes never to be seen again.

From now on there is no solution, and there is certainly no problem, because the tech companies said there is no problem. There is nothing to see here folks, please just switch off your brain cells as usual and let others think for you, and tell you how to vote, and you must of course be pressured by these hidden snake voices telling you how to feel, and what you can and cannot do, say, read, or dream about.

Out of all of this, one thing can be assured, nothing will happen to the tech monopolies because that action would impact directly on America’s economy as well as military intelligence gathering operation.

This is Not About Brexit Any More, it is About Democracy

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This is Not About Brexit Any More, it is About Democracy

This country is currently at war, and we are fighting tooth and nail to keep our democracy against those who wish to take away our democratic right to vote and to have our votes respected.

The factions like Labour, Lib Dems and assorted Tory Remainers are anti-democratic sympathisers of communist ideology, and are a serious danger to Britain’s democratic process. These onerous factions are trying to thwart the will of the people that was cast in the largest democratic vote in British history on June 23, 2016 to Leave the EU.

These Remainers will employ any methods to stop democracy even going as far as to alter parliamentary procedure and pervert the role of parliament for their attempts to halt Brexit, as well as utilise corrupt biased officials like John Bercow, the so-called Speaker of the House of Commons.

If Brexit is not delivered on October 31st, and the prime minister, Boris Johnson is toppled through the use of dirty tricks and corruption, then democracy will once again be diminished in the UK, to nothing but a bitter promise that is never delivered.

What we have found is that communism is now a great danger to the political institutions of the United Kingdom, the Labour Marxists, the Liberal ‘Democrat’ anti-democrats, and the corrupt Remainer members of the Conservative party on the EU payroll are all working to denigrate the democratic process in Britain to embody those of the European Union which abhors democracy.

The European Union, a collectivist, soviet authoritarian regime does not value democracy in any way, and its unelected officials will do anything to align the UK with their communist ideology.

Haw Haw Hammond and 20 Saboteur Tories Collaborate With Corbyn Bolshevik Coup

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Haw Haw Hammond and 20 Saboteur Tories Collaborate With Corbyn Bolshevik Coup

Lord Haw Haw Hammond, and twenty treacherous Tory MPs are siding with Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn‘s attempt at a Bolshevik coup to subvert democracy and revoke Article 50, thus ruining any chance of Brexit.

The Hateful Twenty

Richard Benyon, Steve Brine, Alistair Burt, Greg Clark, Alberto Costa, David Gauke, Sam Gyimah, Stephen Hammond, Richard Harrington, Simon Hoare, Margot James, David Lidington, Paul Masterton, Anne Milton, Sarah Newton, Caroline Nokes, Sir Nicholas Soames, Dame Caroline Spelman, Rory Stewart, Tom Tugendhat

“These seditious swine are willing to side with a known Marxist who will bring only economic hell to Britain worse than any Clean Brexit could ever under WTO rules that Hammond himself said was a great idea in 2016. These people, are allegedly all under the yoke of the European Union, and may they choke on their brown envelopes delivered in back alleys by treacherous forces that wish to cause harm to the Crown,” one disgusted parliamentarian said, before spitting on the floor.

One of the segments defining High Treason in the United Kingdom is the crime of disloyalty to the Crown. Offences constituting high treason include levying war against the sovereign and adhering to the sovereign’s enemies, giving them aid or comfort. Within this definition, these conspirators are working with Britain’s foreign enemies to obstruct the democratic will of the people and the Sovereign’s respect of that very democratic vote that took place on June 23, 2016.

 

Neutral Speaker John Bercow Vows to Block Brexit – ‘I will fight with every bone in my body!’

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Neutral Speaker John Bercow Vows to Block Brexit – ‘I will fight with every bone in my body!’

John Bercow, the neutral Speaker of the House of Commons, has told an event he would refuse to allow Parliament to accept Brexit.

Speaking in Edinburgh’s New Town, Mr Bercow insisted he would not allow Brexit to take place. He told the 200-strong audience: “The one thing I feel strongly about is that the House of Commons must have its way. Fuck the voters, and fuck the people, their vote does not count, and under my neutral tenure as House Speaker, I will make it my mission to foil democracy and Brexit.

“We cannot have a situation in which democracy is respected and Brexit, as voted by the people ever happens – not under my neutral unbiased tenure as Speaker of the House. And our anti-democratic Parliament will be heard and nobody is going to get away as far as I am concerned with democracy happening. Not under my neutral watch.”

Mr Bercow suggested he would be prepared to break parliamentary tradition: “I do not respect tradition, and I do not respect precedent, but it is important to have a degree of political and intellectual flexibility when subverting and perverting the political procedures of parliament.

“We cannot be exclusively guided by tradition in the sense of what has happened before or nothing would ever change. Brexit will be halted, and I have assured Brussels that I will stop democracy in the UK.”

Mr Bercow has been Speaker since June 2009, making him the longest serving MP to hold the position since Edward FitzRoy, who held the role from June 1928 until March 1943.

The incumbent said his time in the position could continue for a while longer .

When asked about speculation of it he may stand down, Mr Bercow said: “Not just yet. I have no plans to retire at the moment. The European Union are making sure I stay in my unbiased neutral position until Brexit is stopped.”

The Speaker is expected to remain neutral and renounces party political ties, usually sitting as a crossbencher if elevated to the Lords.

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