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REMOANERS: If You Hate Democracy So Much Go and Live in China

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They hate the idea of Britain having its own freedom from the EU, they hate the idea of respecting the will of the people conducted in the largest democratic vote in British history to leave the EU, and they have tried over and over again to ruin Brexit by using corrupt parliamentary processes conducted by corrupt parliamentarians to thwart the will of the people to leave the EU.

IF YOU HATE DEMOCRACY SO MUCH GO AND LIVE IN COMMUNIST CHINA!

Remoaners, are a despicable group of anti-democratic vindictive lovers of enslavement, who abhor freedom, and deny democracy by trying to stop Brexit at every turn.

This is why remoaners should now go and live as communist slaves in China or North Korea, because they are exhibiting the exact same political ideology as communist China and North Korea.

If you hate freedom so much remoaners, you are welcome to go and live in a Chinese town, to have your organs harvested, and to work for a pittance in a polluted factory with nets around the roof to stop suicide jumpers.

If you hate Britain so much…leave.

Huzzah! God Bless the Queen

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Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II has agreed with the Privy Council and UK government to prorogue parliament so as to bring in new legislation, and to ensure the deliverance of Brexit.

The Queen has announced that Parliament will be suspended from the second week in September to October 14.

All MPs in parliament who try to block the will of the government and Queen are going against Britain, and are treasonous in their actions.

If the rogue MPs who do not respect the people’s will to leave the EU and dishonour their vote carry on with the way they are carrying on, may they feel the wrath of the Crown and people.

It is a great credit to our sovereign regent to bring forth her signature and approval to the proroguing of a parliament that has been hijacked by corrupt, dishonourable jackals.

Anti-Democratic Remainer MPs See the Wrath of the Balls of Johnson

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Tony Montana, in Scarface said: “Orders? You giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. You got that? Balls!”

This is what Boris Johnson is doing to the anti-democratic parliamentarians who are trying to stop the will of the people as voted in Britain’s largest democratic vote on June 23, 2016, to leave the EU is honoured.

The remainer parliamentarians have been trying to thwart democracy for three years, and time is running out for these anti-democratic swine.

As the Queen will begin a new session of parliament on October 14, leaving five days of debate on her speech, this will leave the anti-democratic remainer parliamentarians little time to thwart Brexit on October 31.

“In this world, to get things done, you need big fucking swinging balls, and Boris is doing things the hysterical May could only dream of doing,” one Brexiteer said jubilantly.

If these anti-democratic remainer MPs mess with the Queen in order to try and stop Brexit, they will be aiding and abetting Her Majesty’s enemies, effectively conducting High Treason.

As for the ‘impartial‘ Speaker of the House, a pox be upon him and his dishonourable war against the 17.4 million voters who voted to leave the EU on June 23, 2016. Shame on John Bercow, a cowardly treasonous stain of yellow piss not fit for a urinal.

New Study Finds Spain the Safest Country for Solo Female Travel

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From one-of-a-kind festivals to jaw-dropping architecture to sun-drenched beaches, Spain is packed with incredible things to see and do. It’s no wonder this country is one of the most-visited in the world (second only to France), receiving over 80 million tourists last year. And now there’s one more reason to start planning a trip there, especially if you’re a woman travelling alone: Spain recently topped the charts as the safest country for solo female travel.

While more and more women are exploring the world solo, the trope that “women shouldn’t `travel alone” still lives on in many circles. But there’s no reason to let this urban legend hold you back, though it would also be a mistake to assume that travel is 100% safe. In either case, too many travellers – solo females included – are tempted to make decisions based on anecdotal stories, overhyped media coverage, or stereotypes about other cultures.

But female travellers will be much more likely to stay safe and have a positive experience by making decisions based on facts. In an effort to understand and quantify the things that truly affect women while travelling, a travel duo named, Asher & Lyric, gathered data on the world’s top fifty most-visited countries and created the Women’s Danger Index. And that’s how they determined that Spain is the safest country for solo female travellers. In fact, it scored far ahead of the next safest countries, Singapore and Ireland.

The study found that Spain is a place where single female travellers are unlikely to encounter problems and where, in the rare event that something happens, they should be able to receive the help they need and seek justice for what was done. Not only are rates of violence against women low in Spain, cultural attitudes about gender are generally progressive there, and women can typically trust that the legal system will protect them. Taken together, these attributes make it a very low-risk country for foreign women to visit on their own.

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The Women’s Danger Index

The Women’s Danger Index uses eight criteria to determine where solo female travellers are likely to be the safest, and Spain rated very well on six of them.

The two most important factors in the Index are the percentage of women who feel safe walking alone at night and the number of female victims of intentional homicide (per 100,000 people). On both of these key criteria, Spain rated very well, earning a “green” score of 0-25.

Another place Spain scored well is the percentage of women who agreed that beating a female partner is justified under certain circumstances. In Spain, only ten percent agreed, which is among the lowest of any country. (Sadly, there are several countries in which over seventy percent of women agreed with this statement).

The percentage of women who have ever experienced non-partner sexual violence in their lifetime is also exceedingly low in Spain, at just three percent. The occurrence of intimate partner violence is slightly higher, as denoted by its “yellow” score of 25-50, although only four countries earned a “green” score in this category. Since tourists are generally more concerned about non-partner violence, female travellers can still feel confident that their risk of sexual violence in Spain is extremely low.

Lastly, the Index considers three aggregate scores, which have been calculated by other sources. The legal discrimination score measures laws and regulations that limit women or differentiate by gender. The gender inequality index compares how men and women fare on factors related to health, empowerment, and the labour market. Not surprisingly, Spain scored well on both of these indices.

The global gender gap is the third aggregate score, and it measures a variety of disparities between men and women. This final factor is where Spain fared the worst, and it’s the only one on which it earned an “orange” score of 50-75. Like the measure of intimate partner violence, however, this is another category in which no country scores particularly well (no countries earned “green” scores and just three earned “yellow”), so Spain still comes in near the top of the list.

Even though Spain isn’t at the top of every category, it’s easily the safest country in total, earning an overall rating of “B+” on the Women’s Danger Index. (Unfortunately, no country in the study earned an A). While there could be a few other countries that would score even higher, Spain is the safest among the most popular tourist destinations.

Spain Safety Tips

Of course, even though Spain is a safe country, travelling isn’t without risk, and it’s still important for female travellers to use common sense and take some simple precautions. Below are a few of the most important things to keep in mind while visiting Spain.

Be alert in crowded areas.

Female travellers are most likely to encounter problems in crowded places, tourist areas, and dodgy neighbourhoods, particularly in Barcelona. Make sure you remain alert there, especially in the Gothic Quarter, Parc Guell, Plaza Real, and the area around Sagrada Familia.

Throughout Spain and elsewhere, harassment and theft tend to be most common at beaches, around museums and major attractions, at bus and train stations, and on public transportation. Go with others when possible, and keep your guard up if you’re alone.

Don’t leave drinks unattended.

This advice is just as important in a safe country like Spain as it is anywhere else. Only take drinks that were served by the bartender, and don’t drink anything that’s been left unattended.

Avoid walking alone at night.

Even though Spanish women largely report feeling safe when walking alone at night, it’s still smarter not to, especially if you’re in an isolated or unfamiliar area. Try to go out in a group or take public transportation or a taxi or ride-share when possible.

Whether you’ve been there once or a dozen times, Spain is an incredible country to visit. There are always new things to discover, and it’s equally appealing as a destination for families, couples, groups of friends, or solo travellers. And if you’re a female planning to travel alone, you can rest assured that Spain is a good choice.

Harry and Meghan Visit to RAF Base Brings Cheer

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have visited RAF Marsfield, in Lincolnshire and brought some cheer with their visit.

Meghan Markle, and Prince Harry visited the RAF base so that the prince could show how he used to fly an Apache helicopter in Afghanistan.

Flight Lieutenant, Danny Myers, showed the couple around the base where some serious military hardware is kept.

“Meghan was particularly enamoured by the bombs we were loading on our jets. She stopped to put affirmations on each bomb so that the people who receive these deadly packages have a moment of goodwill before they are blown to smithereens,” the flight lieutenant added.

Some of the affirmations read “BE KIND TO YOURSELF” and words like “YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL”.

Meghan smiled as she put the affirmations on the bombs, and took pictures for her Instagram page.

Palace spokesman, Reginald Lansing, said that Megain “was showing her goodwill to all, even the poor bastards on the receiving end of the bombs. This shows she really does care about everyone, and should be given a sainthood like Mother Theresa or Princess Diana who she is trying to emulate.”

The Duchess and Duke flew in a private jet from Windsor to the RAF base for the forty-five-minute tour before flying back.

Meet the Man Responsible For No Deal Brexit – Donald Tusk

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As malignant idiots go masquerading as serious politicians, the erstwhile president of the European Council, Donald Tusk resembles a belligerent turd that refuses to back down and be flushed down the toilet back into the sewer where he belongs.

“Donald Tusk does not negotiate, he does not capitulate, he does not agree to anything, and is a miserable little shister that refuses any form of compromise. This is why he will be solely responsible for No Deal, and he will be remembered in history as the Polski Turd who refused to even try to make a deal,” one EU commentator revealed.

Everyone knows the useless Irish backstop must go, however there is still a need to punish the UK for daring to leave the EU, therefore in the eyes of people like Mr. Donald Tusk, it must stay, and Britain must be tied in with the EU indefinitely.

“The EU hierarchy feel a great responsibility to punish the Britisher swine for daring to leave the EU Soviet construct, a bloc which models itself on the collectivist communist ideology, and is also pursuing a highly controversial EU Army to supersede NATO,” another commentator revealed.

In all circumstances, Britain is now fully prepared for a no-deal “clean Brexit” and Tusk is probably doing us all a favour, because the EU will not receive £30 billion, but only a measly £9 billion for their troubles after the UK leaves on October 31.

 

Remoaners Preparing For Brexit

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Vindictive and pathetic Remoaners are preparing for Britain to exit their beloved Soviet European Union by stockpiling tissues and EU flags to wave in their homes after Britain leaves the EU in October.

“I have a carton of man-sized tissues being delivered to my home, however as a feminist, I think it is disgusting that men get to have big tissues called man-sized. This is an outrage to women, oh, and I am also angry about Brexit because I might not be able to download  episodes of Come Dancing whilst on my hols in Spain, or something like that, let alone my kids being press-ganged into joining the EU Army,” Sally Wisebach, 25, from Islington told the Evening Standard.

What about the ‘Stop Brexit’ guy, Steve Bray, who incessantly shouts and brays the words in Parliament Square whilst some poor MPs try to be heard being interviewed?

“As a staunch communist, I assumed by repeating the words ‘stop Brexit’ continuously over a lengthy period of time in the style of the Soviet brainwashers who deem that if you repeat something continuously it will eventually be believed even if it is ridiculous or a lie, is all in fact a waste of time, and I have wasted years of my sorry sad life by standing out here and being a useful-idiot for a bunch of unelected Eurocrats with huge salaries and unlimited taxpayer funded expense accounts who do not care a toss about me or anyone but themselves. In other words I’m a sorry treacherous cunt.”

It’s not over till the corrupt Speaker of the House sings

Could there still be a chance that the impartial John Bercow and other corrupt MPs manage to thwart democracy and Brexit at the last moment? Let us sincerely hope that these treasonous twats are finally purged from parliament as they deserve to be.

THINK TANK: Western LGBTQP Agenda Must Be Accepted in Third World and Developing Nations

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The Western created LGBTQP agenda, which has normalised and pushed alternate sexualities must be promoted in overpopulated countries as well as the declining liberal dominated West.

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“In the developed West, where depopulation has reached its zenith, indigenous population is floundering and decreasing thanks to increased encouragement and indoctrination in LGBTQP, whereas the developing and Third World countries are overpopulated with increasing populations which pose a major threat to the world’s finite resources.

“It is thus imperative that the LGBTQP agenda is forced into the Third World and developing nations, especially in dangerously overpopulated nations like China and India who have a joint population of 2.7 billion people making up 37% of the total global population.

“The populations must be educated from birth in the virtues of pursuing the LGBTQP lifestyle to bring forth an eventual reduction in population and mass breeding. Just as is done in the West, where young children are indoctrinated from infancy in LGBTQP methods and literature, thus creating increased instances of change which is normalised and positively encouraged.

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“In the West, we have successfully engineered total acceptance of something that was condemned by the same governments only a few decades ago.

“The Western LGBTQP agenda over decades, if implemented successfully in developing Third World nations would reduce the overall global population by over 40% because it would discourage breeding. Abortion must also be encouraged within these regions, as well as incentive led sterilization. If populations can be encouraged to breed less through various initiatives, led through education and medical advice, then global resources and environments can further be saved.

“Women in the Third World must also be indoctrinated in Western feminism, to effectively destroy the old family structures. Destroying family structures that have been apparent for generations through feminism is a must in order to reduce populations and unfettered breeding, which only causes misery, poverty and destruction of the environment. All women in Third World nations must be encouraged and indoctrinated to become feminists and take up lesbianism, rejecting traditional roles of women in these societies.

“Time is running out, and the initiatives must be put in process immediately, with great urgency. These points will all be discussed in the upcoming G7 meeting.”

Trump: “Now I Want to Buy Somalia”

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After the Greenland sale fell through, nixed by that ‘nasty’ Danish PM, the President of the United States has opted for Somalia.

“There’s a lot of things we can do to clean up that place, okay it’s a shithole where that squad member comes from, what’s her name, the terrorist? We have a fantastic opportunity to build golf courses, hotels and beach houses,” Mr. Trump said on Thursday.

But what about the pirates and lawlessness?

“Ah, I didn’t say we are gonna buy the place with the people on there. First we gotta clean it out, look, this is a fantastic real estate opportunity, all we gotta do is replace the population there with decent Christian folk who like golf, Jesus and club sandwiches.”

The president paused for a moment, burping into his hand.

“As for the price, I looked into that, it ain’t gonna be cheap. We need to buy a lotta bombs, and ammo to clear the ground, but in the end it will be worth it. You’ll see folks, you’ll see.”

Bruce Jenner to Run For President 2020

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“Bruce came in the other day and said he wants to run for president. I said, wow Bruce that’s amazing. Why don’t you show Trump where it’s at?” Jenner’s campaign manager, Lana Del Ponte, told CBS.

Campaigning has already started for the new Republican candidate and Jenner has been seen around Los Angeles with his campaign crew and supporters.

“I’m voting Bruce because he’s the only Republican candidate that can stand up to the Democrats. We need a real man to show these dweebs how to do things right,” Dave Cominski, 48, a Bruce Jenner supporter told news outlets at a Beverly Hills fund-raising event on Tuesday.