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Britain And Brexit: What Does ‘No Deal’ Actually Mean?

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Watching Great Britain from abroad has been a puzzling hobby over the course of the past few years. When 17.4 million people voted to leave the European Union in the largest democratic mandate in British history by an emphatic margin of 52% – 48% in 2016, it appeared we were about to see a sea change in how it conducted both diplomatic and trade relations with the rest of the world.

Britain was ready to break away from the world’s largest trading bloc and do business alone, convinced that it could get a better deal and retain better control over its own laws by doing so. Since then – much like a cat which has meowed to be let out and then sat staring at the open door when you’ve given it the means to do so – it’s been curiously inactive because of a Remainer parliament that has thwarted every attempt to leave the EU.

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The Blessing Of Brexit

We should point out that the inactivity hasn’t happened without the want of someone trying to nudge Brexit into life. Theresa May, who inherited the job of Prime Minister from David Cameron when the latter decided he’d rather do just about anything else other than lead the country through difficult exit negotiations with the EU – has tried very hard to please everybody. By doing so, she pleased nobody.

May – who campaigned to remain in the EU prior to the referendum – spent three years working on a deal that would keep the bits of EU membership that people liked, but do away with the bits they didn’t like. The result was that she always appeared to have a foot in both camps, and so appeared too friendly to the EU to those who wanted a clean break, and too hostile to them to those who never wanted to leave the EU at all. It was a truly thankless task.

Ultimately, May’s administration would be hit by fifty resignations from senior ministers, thirty-three of whom cited her handling of Brexit as the reason they no longer wanted to work on her team. In the end, she herself became a victim. When it became apparent that the deal she’d negotiated with the EU had no chance of being approved by the UK’s Parliament, she resigned as leader of her Party, and also as Prime Minister.

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Malham Cove, Yorkshire, England

What Is A No Deal Brexit?

While the churlish thing to do would be to answer that question with ‘nobody knows,’ the more accurate description would be to say that nobody knows for sure, but as a phrase it gives people the impression that an important and difficult political process can be reduced to a simple case of ‘Deal or No Deal’ as if it were the television game show of the same name.

While the two options facing British politicians – and, by extension, the British public – can be labelled as ‘Deal’ or ‘No Deal,’ there’s much more nuance to the positions than the labels suggest. Treating the most important economic decision that Britain has faced since the end of the Second World War as if it were a game show prize would be scandalously inappropriate. The attitude and language used by some candidates to replace May are borrowed from the world of gambling, with ‘taking a risk,’ and ‘high risk, high reward’ bandied about, as if the nation’s economy could be placed as a stake on online slots. Playing casino games is a fun hobby to indulge with your disposable income, or for your own amusement. Staking your entire monthly salary on one would be foolish in the extreme. To stake the world’s fifth largest economy on it would be insanity.

‘No Deal,’ as the name implies, would involve exiting EU membership status under WTO rules on future trade or relations between the United Kingdom and its global partners. It would give the UK total freedom to approach any nation on an individual basis to agree on a new deal, but given the predicted Project Fear economic devastation that leaving without a deal would bring many trade opportunities especially with the United States. Donald Trump and Mike Pence have already voiced their support for a post-Brexit trade deal.

The benefits aren’t just economic. Boris Johnson, the PM has revealed that no border checks would occur between the EU and the UK. There would therefore be no need for a hard border as the scare mongers are wrongly crying about.

The residency status of EU nationals living within the UK have been guaranteed by the Johnson government. UK nationals living in the EU will be given full support in their positions.

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Warwick Castle, Warwickshire, England

Who Wants It?

Despite the Project Fear negativity that comes with a No Deal Brexit, the PM, Boris Johnson, says it would provide the opportunity to refresh diplomatic ties with the rest of the world, and totally remove Britain from any vestige of European influence. Britain would be a low-tax haven for businesses from across the globe to come and conduct their business in the UK.

Jeremy Hunt, Andrea Leadsom, Esther McVey, and Dominic Raab have all voiced their support of a No Deal Brexit, with Raab stating that he’d forcibly shut down Parliament to avoid his fellow MPs blocking such a thing from happening.

Parliament is currently lawfully under prorogue over the party conference season, and will reconvene on October 14th for the Queen’s speech to open a new session.

Dubai: Top 7 Reasons to Visit

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Dubai might not be a destination that is currently trending around the world, however, it should be mandatory to visit once in a lifetime. There can be more than 100 reasons to visit Dubai, but seven reasons are enough for you to want to fly to it on your next holidays. This modern, multi-cultural, and activity filled place has endless adventures to offer its travellers.

1. Ethnicity and culture mix

Dubai is known as a rival of New York City for hosting people of many cultures and ethnicities. More than 90 percent of the population of Dubai is made up by foreigners from all around the globe. Some of them are tourists, but its majority is people who went there to work as expatriates. The Emiratis make up the ten percent left of the population. If you are looking to know a bit more about the world itself, go to Dubai and find all the nationalities there without even crossing a long way far from home.

2. Desert adventures

Taking a desert safari is like going to Rome and not seeing the Pope. You cannot miss the chance of going wild in the deserts of Dubai. Dubai desert tours include several options for your different tastes: dune bashing, camel riding and a hunt for the sunset in a SUV.

3. Luxury everywhere

Dubai is the place where the police drive Lamborghinis. So, if you do something illegal, which is totally discouraged, you will have the authorities after you in one of the most amazing cars you will see the police with. Dubai offers luxury that can only be lived and experienced. If explained, some people might never believe you.

Let’s take a look at Palm Island as an example. This is a man-made island with several hotels and mansions that are preserved for the wealthy people who can afford it. If you never felt poor in life, Dubai is the city that will make you think twice about your own belongings.

4. Food haven

Food is always on the mind of any traveller and, since Dubai is so culturally rich, it is very likely you will find your home country’s cuisine there. However, going abroad to eat the food you always eat at home is never a good idea. You should give a chance to try the Arabic cuisine and find some places that suit you to have a meal according to your budget.

5. Skyline and Architecture

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Skyscrapers are one of the wonders of Dubai. Millions of tourists go to Dubai just because of its skyline and the famous Burj Khalifa building, completed in the year of 2010. Nowadays, Dubai is home to buildings the whole world recognizes as eye catching. The Burj Khalifa shines above the other buildings of the city, also The Marina takes the attention for the highest residential building in the world as well as the Burj Al Arab, a hotel shaped like a sail.

6. Indoor attractions and unlimited adventures

If you don’t feel like staying outside for some activities, you can also choose to go fully adventurer indoors. Enjoy the tours of the suspended aquarium, Dubai Aquarium and Underwater Zoo where you can see all the different types of sea life.

Art galleries, museums, cinemas, and many other activities can be done indoors with children or older people. Horse racing is also a big thing in the state, with Dubai hosting in November, at the same time we get to know the Breeders Cup results, the Racing at Meydan.

If you are an adventurer looking to stay away from sitting inside there are also plenty of choices for you. From thrilling water sports to sandy beaches, all you have to do is choose what you like the most and go for it. You can go on a hot balloon air trip, for hiking, safari, skydiving, water parks or just enjoy the beaches and the blue waters of the ocean.

7. Shopping

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If after discovering all the luxuries of Dubai you think your wallet will scream in pain, you are wrong! Electronics, for example, are more affordable in Dubai than in places like Paris or Milan. Dubai is famous for its world-class shopping malls, like for instance, the Dubai Mall that has 1200 shops, an indoor zoo, and a hotel. No matter what your budget is: you can always find a shop for your wallet in Dubai.

October 31 Here We Come

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Time stands still for no one, it does not stand for the Tory remoaners who will be deselected and never see the inside of parliament again, it does not stand for the EU who refuse to negotiate, it does not stand for the Remoaners who bring court cases against the Queen’s prerogative, it does not stand for the Marxist Corbynistas revolting in the streets. October 31 will be upon us in a blink of an eye..

The government is now fully prepared for October 31, Clean Brexit, and the elements trying to thwart and nullify the vote result of 2016’s EU Referendum will go down in history as the saddest most deluded losers ever known. These are people who want to wreck Britain’s political democracy by saying the vote in 2016 was null, this was a vote by 17.4 million people in the largest democratic vote in British history.

Democratic Renaissance

We are in the midst of a global fight for democracy, whether in Hong Kong, or Britain, the people are fighting for their democratic right to have a vote that COUNTS. The Remoaners are the enemy of democracy and are communo-fascist authoritarians aligned with the anti-democratic European Union and China.

We must also demand that the authoritarian socialist elements that are denying freedom of speech for all factions by censoring other voices they do not agree with, these totalitarian universities, media corporations, tech conglomerates, be put to rest.

Under Obama, China was allowed to flourish and to infiltrate the West with its communist ideology, and because of Obama’s communist ideology, the West nearly capitulated to this attack upon democracy. This is why the communists were very angry when Trump was instated as the next president, because they knew their global communist agenda would be put at risk.

We are on the cusp of an enlightenment in democratic values in the West, and Brexit is now at the forefront of this new democracy which must be won against the authoritarian and totalitarian communist Chinese and EU agenda which is threatening the West.

GET READY FOR BREXIT – https://www.gov.uk/brexit

The Terrible Hell of Being a Remainer

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One cannot imagine such delusion, such a level of brainwashing that whatever happens, they stolidly do not accept the loss of the EU Referendum, these poor sad fools, one can only feel pity for their blind ignorance and totally deranged misguided vitriol.

The streets are now awash with communist Remainers, as they pledge allegiance to their Marxist programming, these automatons programmed by their soviet masters, so intricately, a divine inspirational testament to the art of washing brains immaculately.

Triggered Remainer eyes, have you ever looked in triggered eyes? They have some sort of purpose, the soul of the subject has long departed, but the program is still there, and these monstrous robots, these useful idiot fuckwits all move in unison, buzzing bastardly angry bees with their hive radio-controlled Marxist mind.

“Stop Brexit!” the deranged mutants shout, and all in the name of their form of ‘democracy’ a malignant tumour of a bastardization of something they will never understand.

When Marxism rears its ugly head, it portrays a putrid past, one that has led to the deaths of hundreds of millions of people throughout history, and yet these horrid ghastly robots have spawned all over Parliament Square again, to show us all they still exist in this world today.

Their Momentum, the Soviet Corbyn Agent Cob, who laughed at victims of atrocious IRA bombings, who attended the Hamas meetings with ardour, he is their leader, their saviour and of course the master trigger Bolshevik, senior programmer.

Amongst the vile insidious treachery, the champagne socialist Lineker celebrities are fawned over, dead eyes and a thousand-foot stares celebrate their entrance from their mansions and Bentleys, these are the icing on the cake for a festival of Marxism so hypocritical and morally wrong that to have these vicious celebrity cunts attending such a morass frenzy of communistic masturbatory ejaculation of their Marxist diatribes, soaking the eager crowds with sickening globules of sycophancy, brings an air of dastardly shame to the proceedings.

Over the tannoys, the Chakrabarti chants begin, urging the Bolshevik Remainer Commissars forward, to march, the workers of the party, the red army blood cell coloured workers move through the arteries, a virus upon the land to mock the Cenotaph, and throw eggs at the fallen soldiers who ironically fought for their freedom to do so.

There is nothing but hatred and menace spewed from these deranged beasts, they hate Britain, they hate democracy, and they do not respect the vote of the people. They are the mob, this is how they mete justice, through treachery, and treasonous self-hatred, their communist religion is one that invades their suppurating carcasses and empty minds leaving no room for anything else.

One day, one can only dream of these creatures swept up from the streets, and placed in dustbins where they belong, or flushed into sewers, or neatly packed up in rows on the slabs of morgues. Returned to a place where silence only greets them, and their Marxist god hails them to join him in the eternal sleep they deserve so dearly.

Parliament Should Have Safeguards Against Rogue Corrupt Speakers of the House

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John Bercow, the so-called impartial Speaker of the House is endangering national security and should be removed as a matter of severe urgency.

Parliamentary rules should safeguard the House when the Speaker has gone rogue and is corrupted, as is the case with John Bercow.

Not only is the Speaker, corrupt, but he has bullied his own staff in the past, and said derogatory things to women in parliament. Bercow is clearly unfit to be Speaker of the House and is abusing his position for his own gain, and his political leanings to the hard left anti-Brexit, anti-democracy are clearly biased.

The Speaker presides over the House’s debates, determining which members may speak. The Speaker is also responsible for maintaining order during debate, and may punish members who break the rules of the House. Unlike presiding officers of legislatures in many other countries, Speakers remain strictly non-partisan and renounce all affiliation with their former political parties when taking office and afterwards. The Speaker does not take part in debate or vote (except to break ties; and even then, the convention is that the speaker casts the tie-breaking vote according to Speaker Denison’s rule).

Bercow has shown himself multiple times to be anything but impartial and has sided with remainers in trying to stop the Brexit process. His actions are an insult to the 17.4 million voters who voted to leave the EU.

In this respect, Bercow has shown himself to be a truly dishonourable member of parliament who will do everything he can to thwart the will of the people. He is a disgrace to the historical democratic institution of parliament and is a danger to national security — he needs to be removed from his position immediately.

Misconduct in public office is an offence at common law triable only on indictment. It carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment. It is an offence confined to those who are public office holders and is committed when the office holder acts (or fails to act) in a way that constitutes a breach of the duties of that office. https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/misconduct-public-office

Forex Markets Are Ignoring the Positives of Brexit – Vast Amounts Money to Be Made GBP

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The Forex marketeers are biased towards the EU, and should see that Brexit will free up the UK to make huge monetary gains economically.

Instead, these market makers and banking institutions have been for too long constrained by EU propaganda and have ignored the economic benefits that Brexit will bring not only to the UK but to the globe.

Having a Clean Brexit on October 31 will bring forth lucrative trade deals from all over the globe, including the USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South East Asia, India, Middle East, and China. Goods will still be traded in the EU, and there will be vast opportunities in all sectors for vast profits. Many of these deals are already in advanced process.

The GBP traders, and market makers should be factoring in this immense wealth and low tax economy that will make Britain a hub of business within Europe within the next few decades.

Naturally with any change, there will probably be a few hiccups, but these are short term, the onus should be on concentrating on the long term.

Brexit is a thoroughly positive action, and will OPEN up Britain to the globe once again after it has been restricted in trade for decades under the authoritarian restrictive protectionist racket of the EU.

Market makers, retail traders, institutions, must now pile into the GBP and see Brexit as a celebration, because the British economy will soar to immense heights within the next few decades. It is guaranteed, and as the GBP/USD is now at its lowest point purely on Projectfear perceptions, now is the time to buy. The great Nathan Mayer Rothschild knew what he was doing directly after the battle of Waterloo when he bought up half of the stocks in the market at the lowest point, well we are now in a similar situation, and the ones in the know will be filling their boots.

Now is the time to put your money into the Sterling, at the lowest point, because tomorrow, this price will be unattainable, and you will be kicking yourself for not acting.

GBP has been oversold beyond any level that is realistic to its worth.

Unemployment rate in member states of the European Union in May 2019 (seasonally adjusted)
Unemployment rate
Greece** 18.1%
Spain 13.6%
Italy 9.9%
France 8.6%

 

Break Out the Popcorn – Corbyn Marxists Mobilising – Inciting Riots

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The next few days/weeks will no doubt be quite entertaining as news is now trickling through that Corbyn’s Labour Marxist army of rabble rousers are mobilising for a fight.

“This is what the extreme leftist contingent have been looking for, and they want a poll tax type of event to communicate their Marxist credentials,” one observer commented.

The EU is itself built upon anti-democratic Marxist collectivist ideology, and the people in Britain who support this political entity are themselves fervent communists whether they know it or not.

What has been surprising for many is the level of communistic brainwashing that is apparent amongst remainers, which also has a trickle down effect to champagne socialists, luvvies, and the everyday virtue signalling snivelling Waitrose-shopping talk boxes that inhabit this country.

The Daily Squib has written in the past that it will take decades of education to undo the EU programming a lot of these people are sadly suffering from. For a lot of remainers, it is not their fault that they have been indoctrinated to a point of catatonic delusion, it is just a question of deprogramming these automatons which the post-Brexit government will need to address at some time.

The deprogramming of EU indoctrination will also need to take place in schools, universities, and media establishments.

Deprogramming of Eurocentric MPs will be easy, all it will take is to give them a source of backhander cash from the UK as opposed to the brown envelopes they were receiving via the EU beforehand. Once the cash is coming through, the MPs will suddenly be patriotic and British again. The same thing applies to all other institutions who have been previously bribed by EU cash subsidies and backhanders. The irony of the whole EU subsidy/bribe thing is that it was all part of British taxpayers money where we paid Brussels vast amounts of cash per annum, only for the EU to redistribute portions of it to institutions they chose to bribe.

It is not known whether the BBC will ever be British ever again, but time will tell, maybe in a few generations, there will be changes in the hierarchy and old school leftist methodology of the BBC to finally bring some form of impartiality to broadcasting.

The faux outrage by celebrity luvvies although entertaining is also a sign that many who are celebrities are so far removed from reality that they have absolutely no idea about what is going on the ground, their rose-tinted luvvie spectacles, and virtue signalling champagne socialist sensibilities limited to deluded rants in the Garrick club or spitting their vitriol in a Singapore Airlines First Class cabin over their filet mignon.

We await the likes of Patrick Stewart and Emma Thompson to further pollute the atmosphere with their carbon emissions by flying over here from their luxury Los Angeles mansions to stand in line with the unwashed Marxist remainers in the Strand, or Battersea Park, or wherever they choose to rally. We will watch you with disdain and disgust at your vile hypocrisy and venomous self-hatred.

Remainers Vs The Queen, UK Government, Voters, Democracy, United Kingdom

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As the Queen quite rightly refuses the demand from Jeremy Corbyn for an audience, so he and a bunch of Marxist remainers can try to thwart the will of the people by stopping Brexit, a line is now being drawn in the sand, you are either with Britain and democracy or with our enemies.

It is all too clear that despite the fake smiles of the EU leaders when meeting Boris, and the way they have treated British officials over the last three years, that the EU’s unelected eurocrats detest the British with a vengeance. Who is to say they are to blame for their extreme hatred and disgust at seeing a remainer coalition under Theresa May act out something they did not have their heart in seeing out?

Now that we have someone who is actively working on acting on the vote result of the brainwashed uk youth by eu2016 referendum, democracy in Britain is slowly coming back, restored to its fair position.

If a citizen votes in a general election, and their choice wins, when the results come in, their party goes into power and the result is acted upon. That’s democracy. So far, the result of the EU Referendum of 2016 has NOT been acted on, or respected by parliament, despite promising to do so. That is NOT democracy, but anti-democracy.

The EU referendum was the largest democratic vote in British history, and if it is not acted on, and the result not respected, then the consequences for British politics will ring through for centuries.

Her Majesty, the Queen of England knows this, as do 17.4 million voters, Boris’ government, and most sane people in the United Kingdom.

It is thoroughly unfortunate that a few parliamentarians and EU brainwashed remainers do not respect the vote and are continuing their pathetic despicable vendetta against not only the mantle of British democracy, but the monarch, sovereignty, the government of Boris, and the voters of the United Kingdom.

BREAKING: China Moving Heavy Armour Troops Into Hong Kong

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The Peoples Liberation Army of China is moving convoys of heavy armour and troops into Hong Kong.

The convoys have been crossing overnight without the knowledge of protesters in Hong Kong who are being kept in the dark about the troop movements.

Intelligence from the high command of China is that the troops will move in to supplant the Hong Kong police forces, who the Chinese do not think have been an effective method in crushing the protests for democracy.

The Chinese troops will have no qualms in massacring thousands of Hong Kong civilians and will use live ammunition to clear the protests.

Once the troops and armoured vehicles enter the city, all media will be cut off, and no press will be allowed within the killing grounds. Chinese forces will detain any press members present, and are even employing a shoot-to-kill policy on all reporters, international or domicile.

Proroguing is Constitutional: Everyone Needs to Calm Down Now

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It is a perfectly normal practice to prorogue parliament and well within the constitutional boundaries of the law within the United Kingdom.

All of these people having public breakdowns and histrionics over a perfectly normal and valid procedure are simply creating a big fuss over nothing.

You may be a brainwashed remainer who has no idea why you support the EU, despite the fact unelected eurocrats look upon you with utter disdain and disgust, you may be having a crisis because your friends are in hysterics and you follow them blindly because you are a far left Waitrose shopping Islingtonian champagne socialist piece of virtue signalling moronic orifice.

Please, take a step back, have a cream soda, take a deep breath, and calm the fuck down.

There is no need to scream in the streets at the top of your blood-curdling voice the words: “Stop Brexit!” No, you merely look like an infantile moron who is so brainwashed that the only solution for you is a lobotomy on the NHS.

Calm the fuck down, relax, the world is not going to end when we have a Clean Brexit on October 31. Do not listen to the daily doses of Project Fear from the BBC, Sky news and other compromised news services that only interview remainers, and employ deranged housewives like Kay Burley who enjoy insulting the Queen after graciously doing her duty to the nation.

You may be a deranged Afro-Caribbean Labour MP mother of a drug dealer son who threatens the Queen of England in a loud voice. Please calm down, take a hit on the crack pipe your criminal son leaves around the house, and relax. There is no need to threaten the monarch of Great Britain, it is not the done thing to do.

As for the Speaker of the House, he should look at his position and historical value, does he really want to go down in the books as the impartial biased pissant dwarf that went against Her Majesty’s Britain and its sovereign run for freedom?