17.7 C
London
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldBREAKING: China Moving Heavy Armour Troops Into Hong Kong

BREAKING: China Moving Heavy Armour Troops Into Hong Kong

HONG KONG - China is deploying PLA armed forces to the city to deflect and neutralise any protesters for democracy from the streets.

The Peoples Liberation Army of China is moving convoys of heavy armour and troops into Hong Kong.

The convoys have been crossing overnight without the knowledge of protesters in Hong Kong who are being kept in the dark about the troop movements.

Intelligence from the high command of China is that the troops will move in to supplant the Hong Kong police forces, who the Chinese do not think have been an effective method in crushing the protests for democracy.

The Chinese troops will have no qualms in massacring thousands of Hong Kong civilians and will use live ammunition to clear the protests.

Once the troops and armoured vehicles enter the city, all media will be cut off, and no press will be allowed within the killing grounds. Chinese forces will detain any press members present, and are even employing a shoot-to-kill policy on all reporters, international or domicile.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »