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The Takeover of Digital Payments: Where They Have Come From and What We Can Expect for the Future

Shauna Mounotricha
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The Takeover of Digital Payments: Where They Have Come From and What We Can Expect for the Future

Digital, digital, digital; that seems to be the way in which almost everything is heading as technology becomes more accessible than ever. The days of the cheque books and cash are almost gone with financial transactions now being dominated by digital payments.

The path to this current point where cashless countries may well become a realistic expectation in the next few decades has been a quick and impressive ride. But, just how has the digital world taken over finance?

The Internet and World Wide Web

Of course, for digital payments to occur, an internet connection is necessary. Whilst this may seem routine in the current age, the development of ARPANET (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network) in 1969 saw the first use of the TCP/IP protocol suite which, effectively, became the basis of the modern internet.

ARPANET was rendered obsolete when Sir Tim Berners-Lee brought forward the World Wide Web in 1989. The merging of hyperlinks with web pages and sites made digital payment a realistic concept.

Online payments

Given the creation of the World Wide Web, online payment services grew slowly but surely. The Stanford Federal Credit Union led the way, offering online internet banking services for the first time in 1994, though this was often troublesome with specific knowledge needed of data transfer protocol.

Millicent, ECash and CyberCoin became the main epayment players in the mid-1990s offering ecash, digital tokens or tokens as alternatives to cash, with e commerce giant Amazon coming into being in 1994.

PayPal and Apple Pay Emerge

PayPal is a customary payment method for internet users at present, but it’s just two decades old. Founded in 1999, PayPal became popular as ebay users sought for an easy payment method. Its consistent development with the addition of different currencies and methods to reduce fraud have made it a game changer in e payment.

With the gambling world experiencing a boom alongside it even concepts such as bingo with PayPal, slots and casino games are all at the touch of a finger.

PayPal’s reputation has grown so much that it was given an EU banking licence in 2007, but even then technology has moved on in the past decade. Apple Pay – launched in September 2014 – has enabled payment via the iPhone fingerprint scanner with Amazon and Google also improving wallet functionality as well as the ease with which to bet online.

Cryptocurrency

The emergence of digital payment really took on another dimension with the creation of Bitcoin in 2009. A decentralized currency, Bitcoin became the first digital currency to find the solution to double spending without needing a reputable authority or central server. This new and very different direction could well be where the future of digital payment lies.

The changes from the late 1960s to now are unprecedented. But, with each step along the technological path, there becomes a new twist in the financial tail. Cryptocurrency appears to be the next step in the digital payment ladder, but, in a decade’s time, something else is likely to have reared its head too.

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Praising The Beautiful People of Blyth Valley, Northumberland

Shauna Mounotricha
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Praising The Beautiful People of Blyth Valley, Northumberland

The election has seen some real heroes, and some of these are located in the constituency of Blyth Valley, Northumberland, who have always voted for Labour, but this time voted Conservative.

Blyth Valley has been Labour for over 50 years ago.

Labour are now no longer the party of working people.

These glorious people of Blyth Valley, were no doubt Brexiteers, and it is testament for their desire for change after being forgotten and taken for granted by their Labour overlords for so long.

It is also the desire for these wonderful people, to honour the EU Referendum result, and restore democracy in Britain that truly holds a place in the hearts of voters across the country.

Where the other parties abandoned democracy, the Conservatives and Brexit Party were the only ones who wished to honour the vote of the people.

Sixty percent of the Blyth population had voted for Brexit during the 2016 EU Referendum, and their frustration finally boiled over to go as far as voting for the Conservatives.

It is up to the Conservatives to now go to Blyth, and thank these people, they need to bring much needed investment to this forgotten part of England, ignored by Labour for so many years.

Tony Blair on Suicide Watch

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Tony Blair on Suicide Watch

The former Labour PM, Tony Blair, has unfortunately taken a turn for the worse, after viewing the election results during the night.

“We received a phone call from Mr Blair’s wife, Cherie, last night because her husband Tony had been acting strangely after seeing the election results. The only thing he can say now is the word ‘remain’, and attacks anything physically that says the word ‘exit’,” a doctor for special hospital where Mr Blair is now being kept.

According to reports, it took six attendants to escort Mr. Blair from his Westminster property, at one point biting a road sign with the word ‘exit’ on it.

No one is sure how long the former PM will be in the asylum, because he is also on suicide watch, and is considered a very serious case by doctors in the facility.

“We think he just snapped. He says the word ‘remain’ every ten seconds, and we have had to give him a chemical lobotomy to calm him down. We are considering giving him a real lobotomy, however, in his case it would not have any effect.”

Another former Labour PM, Gordon Brown is also very ill after being forced out of Number 10, he now talks to furniture, and is a tramp in his old constituency Kirkcaldy.

Watch this space to find out what happens to the unelectable Jeremy Corbyn in the future.

Dead Parliament Turkeys Could Not Postpone Christmas This Time

Shauna Mounotricha
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Dead Parliament Turkeys Could Not Postpone Christmas This Time

What a glorious day for democracy in Britain, the turkeys in parliament who wallowed in a dead parliament avoiding the vote of the people like the plague, finally have Christmas foisted on them, as they are carried off flailing to the slaughterhouse, to be later presented on Christmas plates filled with cheer.

Justice finally done

One thing they could not avoid eventually was the vote of the people, as they previously incessantly tried to thwart democracy over and over again in parliament.

The horrid anti-democratic Brexit blockers are now thwarted, some losing their seats completely like the deluded Jo Swinson, who wanted to revoke Article 50 completely in some undemocratic nonsensical policy, she is now the Prime Minister of No Seat Land.

Soubry, Umunna, Grieve, Gauke, Bercow, Berger, Campbell, Millar, Maugham, Swinson….all gone, their pathetic carcases never to inhabit the halls of parliament again.

christmas turkey

The people saw what happened in parliament, they watched as Boris Johnson was ganged upon by the Remainiati shisters. They saw how John Bercow, the Speaker of the House sided with the undemocratic remainers, and the people voted these fuckers out, because in the end democracy is an important thing and the people’s vote must be respected.

These Labour and Lib Dem maniacs have now had their turkey necks firmly squeezed, and the vote of 17.4 million people who voted in 2016, will now be respected, as these shisters did not respect that vote and tried with all their dirty tricks, lawsuits, to dishonour the EU Referendum vote.

To watch Bercow smirking in disgust when the exit polls came in on election night, was a joy to behold in itself. His corruption and perversion of parliamentary process in favour of Remain, should be a lesson to others in how not to be ‘impartial’.

News to MPs, respect the voter, for if you don’t, you’ll eventually have your turkey neck rung and presented on a plate to ravenous Christmas diners. Bon appétit.

Election 2019: This is a Sad Day For Communism

Shauna Mounotricha
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Election 2019: This is a Sad Day For Communism

There were tears all across the country as Labour lost the election under their Communist leader Comrade Corbyn.

“Today, Stalin weeps in his grave. Our Bolshevik Soviet revolution has been thwarted. I will continue to fight for the red cause and my 10-year collectivist plan. I will not give in to the people who value wealth, aspiration, and democracy,” Comrade Corbyn said from his dacha in Islington.

There were some voters who voted for communism to be instated in Britain, and all across the country, all one could hear was the sound of weeping.

“I am speechless, I thought with all my heart that today we would all be living in a Soviet communist country where all businesses would be nationalised and ownership of private property would be banned,” one Labour supporter revealed whilst crying over their cabbage soup.

Labour Commissars across the nation woke up to the sad news, some of them even losing their seats.

There will now be NO FREE BROADBAND, NO FREE UNIVERSITIES, NO FREE SAFARI TRIPS TO AFRICA, NO FREE BREAST IMPLANTS, NO FREE WAITROSE VOUCHERS, NO FREE TRAVEL, NO FREE DENTAL HEALTHCARE, and most of all no free massive national debt to pay for it all for generations to come.

Squeaky Bum Time: If Boris Loses This We’re All Fucked

Shauna Mounotricha
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Squeaky Bum Time: If Boris Loses This We’re All Fucked

This dismal election should never have taken place but because of the stalemate situation in parliament, and the insistence of many parliamentarians to actively block Brexit, it unfortunately is happening.

The worst surprise about the whole turgid affair is the realisation that 38% odd of the electorate, according to polls, back the communist Jeremy Corbyn, and his insane policies. This means that 38% of people in Britain who vote are communist sympathisers and actively support an anti-Semitic ex-Soviet spy who fraternises with terrorist groups and is a serious danger to national security. Fucking hell!

One would like to examine these people who support Corbyn and his evil Labour crew of miscreants. What kind of person would actively vote for the destruction of the UK’s economy and support wholesale societal collapse? Do these people not have any logical sense, or knowledge of what communism does to a nation? The sad fact is that these people are so brainwashed and controlled, they are not in control of their own minds, and follow blindly without question.

Boris Johnson, they call him a liar, but at least he is trying to get the job done, and to restore democracy in Britain, plus, is there any politician on earth who does not lie? It’s in their job interests to do so, and to do it convincingly. If a politician ever told the real truth about certain matters, there would be riots in the streets, day and night. Obviously they do not want that, and it is this reason alone that prevents them from divulging the whole truth about sensitive matters. It is part of the profession, and it will be for the next thousand years as well.

Corbyn, has been shown to be the biggest liar, by peddling hacked Russian NHS data, and staged pictures of little boys sleeping on NHS hospital floors.

You may not like the Tories that much, they do have their faults, or you may not like Boris Johnson that much, but for heaven’s sake, the alternative of a Corbyn government is too obvious an impending disaster on Britain. Furthermore, a vote to any other lesser party like the Lib Dems is simply a wasted vote, helping Labour gain seats.

Boris is the only one out of this pathetic bunch of losers that can get the job done, he stands out, and has a sincere desire to do something good for the country, as opposed to the commie miscreant Corbyn, or titty bouncing Swinton, or the militant Scottish contingent.

If you want prosperity, aspiration, and economic growth, Boris and the Conservatives are the practical choice. If you want destruction, shame, disaster and your private property confiscated by a communist collectivist government, then vote for the miserable Corbyn and his Labour party. Voting for the other smaller parties is just a wasted vote at the moment, which sadly includes the Brexit party, who should have stood down during this election. I.t is however unfortunate, the Brexit party will probably not get any seats, because they would be a useful force in parliament ensuring Brexit is completed. It is a certainty the EU under Barnier’s negotiations will be eked out for years as a delay tactic tp thwart Britain further. If Theresa May was still Conservative leader, or another Remainer, the Brexit party would have had huge success at this election.

The choice is yours, either build Britain up with the Tories, or destroy it with the Labour party. It will be on your conscience forever.

EXODUS: Millions Businesses and Entrepreneurs Getting Ready to Leave UK If Communist Labour Wins

Shauna Mounotricha
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EXODUS: Millions Businesses and Entrepreneurs Getting Ready to Leave UK If Communist Labour Wins

Trillions of pounds will leave these shores within the first week of a Labour win. Chiefly, the Marxist Labour collectivist ideology which many voters are ignorant of, will cause a mass exodus of money from the UK.

Sir Charles Dunstone, the co-founder of Carphone Warehouse, was quoted as saying: “It’s widely accepted that if they got into power, in anticipation of the level of borrowing and economic recklessness proposed, the pound would immediately fall very sharply.

“People would be racing to get their money out of the UK and there would be little appetite from other parts of the world to invest here.”

Labour’s collectivist ideology and pledge to nationalise many businesses would cause mass hysteria in the markets, with the pound falling sharply leaving it practically worthless.

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Queuing for a piece of bread

House prices would in turn fall as well as the FTSE 100, resulting in pension funds across the UK going into negative territory.

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell, is an avowed Marxist, who wants to ban any form of private property. This means if you own a house, under a Labour Corbyn government, your house will eventually be state controlled, and you will be forced to rent. The Labour party under Jeremy Corbyn has often called for Britain to be more like mainland Europe where the majority of the population do not own the property they live in, and are long-term renters.

Comrade Corbyn Soviet Poster

Businesses will see vast rate hikes and huge taxation rendering their operations practically worthless.

The Royal family which Corbyn detests with a vehemence will be taxed heavily, and their yearly stipend reduced to practically nothing. All palaces apart from one or two would be sequestered by the state and opened up to the public as recreation areas. The Queen, will have her role reduced and quietly dropped from all state affairs, including parliamentary.

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Labour’s Soviet state housing scheme

Because of the Marxist deals with the communist unions, there will be immense power given to unions, resulting in mass strikes much like the 1970s, during the Winter of Discontent.

Our borders will be opened fully by Corbyn, leaving the NHS inundated with millions of more people, schools overcrowded, public transport unusable, and the benefits pot reduced to nothing.

As the money leaves the UK, there will be no trickle down wealth, and no aspiration to create wealth, because wealth is viewed by the Corbyn communists as bad. Soon, after massive borrowing, the UK will not be able to even service the interest, and will fall into a Venezuelan socialist hell where people eat dogs and cats in rubbish filled alleyways.

Anyone who dares to vote for a Corbyn Labour government is effectively signing their Comrade Corbyn labourown suicide warrant and the destruction of Britain, to be a post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare where the queues at the supermarkets to buy a loaf of bread will stretch around the building.

There are many voters who are completely ignorant of communism, and do not know anything about politics, but are only seeing the dangling of freebies in front of their faces. This form of voter is what is preyed on by Corbyn and his evil minions, because they are stupid, vapid pieces of shit, useless-eaters, low IQ freeloaders with no worth as a human. If you vote for Corbyn, you are a useless fuckwit who needs to be put down with no mercy, that is how low you are.

The current polls show there has been a large increase in voting sentiment for Labour, and this shows that there are large amounts of very low-IQ voters out there, who are so ignorant, they might as well be brain dead.

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Experts: Labour Policy of Unfettered Mass Migration Cause of NHS No Beds

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Experts: Labour Policy of Unfettered Mass Migration Cause of NHS No Beds

The sheer volume of unfettered migration into the UK which was caused by Labour’s policies from 1997 under Tony Blair is the cause of no beds available in the NHS, and the terrible sight of young children sleeping in corridors.

N.B. THE VIRAL IMAGE OF A BOY LYING ON THE FLOOR IN AN NHS HOSPITAL WAS FAKED AND PUSHED BY LABOUR TO POLITICISE THEIR ELECTION EFFORTS –  “Very interesting. A good friend of mine is a senior nursing sister at Leeds Hospital – the boy shown on the floor by the media was in fact put there by his mother who then took photos on her mobile phone and uploaded it to media outlets before he climbed back onto his trolley.”

It’s a simple question of physics, if you let in too many people, and encourage NHS tourism, like Labour did when they were in power, then there are less resources for the indigenous population. Under Labour, over 20 million people were allowed in, and mostly from the poorest Eastern European countries.

The problem with socialism is that they have a policy of open borders in order to bolster their voting numbers. Socialist governments know that migrants will vote Labour in elections once they are naturalised. Labour does not care about migrants, they just use them to get votes. This unfettered migratory policy is a double-edged sword though because with an increased population and limited resources, all public services are severely strained. The mass migration force will take up limited NHS resources, public transport will be severely overcrowded and strained, the schools will be oversubscribed and with huge class sizes. With millions more people claiming benefits, there will be less money in the pot to care for vulnerable British people.

Nothing can function if it is deluged by vast increases of numbers using a service that is not designed or funded to compensate for the increase. This is just logic and physics.

Socialists do not think about how they are going to fund anything, they just spend and spend until the money is all gone, and everyone suffers, for many generations after, trying to pick up the pieces of the socialist profligate reckless spending sprees. People who vote for a socialist Labour government have nothing to lose, and do not think about the future,or have aspirations, they just want free things.

The late former PM, Margaret Thatcher best described the problem with socialism:

“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”

As is the case in Venezuela where the socialist government has left the populace eating from rubbish bins, and without vital medicines in abandoned hospitals.

Jeremy Corbyn’s despicable tactic of using a picture of a little boy sleeping in a corridor waiting for treatment is a direct cause of socialism’s failure yet he shamelessly displays the picture to the press as a political tool to garner votes, despite his party being to blame for this malaise.

Not only did Labour bankrupt the country after their tenure in government, but it ran the NHS to the ground with its mass migration policy.

Health tourism costs the NHS over £2 billion per year, with some patients leaving bills in excess of £600,000 each.

Britain is still recovering, and may not ever recover from a Labour government which brought the country to its knees from 1997 – 2010.

Tips on How to Decorate Your Christmas Tree This Year

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Tips on How to Decorate Your Christmas Tree This Year

The pagan ritual of decorating the tree or erect phallus as a symbol of fertility goes back Millennia, but was also adopted by the Christians after they murdered all the pagans thousands of years ago.

The Christians, having murdered the pagans in one of the largest genocides in human history, then adopted many of the pagan rituals as their own, and simply changed the names of these rituals to suit their newly formed religion.

The Christmas tree thus depicts a large straining erect penis which is lovingly adorned with glittering gifts to celebrate its life giving properties, and to bring in the new equinox.

It is delightful, to see every year, people who have no idea that their tree represents a large erect phallus, plonking lights on these things with big innocent smiles on their faces, thinking it has something to do with Jesus, when in reality it has nothing to do with Christmas or the bible.

The presents you put below the erect phallus altar represent the sperm that ejaculates from a penis giving life, the gift of giving, or sacrifice, always puts a smile on one’s face.

Along with the symbol of an erect straining phallus (Christmas tree), there is also the circular wreath to symbolise the womb and sun, both fertile objects, brought forth from the days of Baal and Asherah, Athena, Isis, Ishtar.

Luxury christmas

The round ornaments one decorates the Christmas tree with are symbolic of the testes, the balls that you adorn your large penis with, to give it more potency in its fertile ejaculatory power over the year’s equinox.

Christian women love decorating their trees every year, they delicately stroke the pine branches as if they were pulsating veins on a huge fleshy shaft and adorn the thrusting symbol of male potency whilst stroking the big bursting glittering balls. It is a wonderful thought to know that most feminists are not aware of what a Christmas tree actually represents, and to see them adoring the massive straining phallus in their sitting rooms is a joy to behold, for those in the know.

Ahh, it’s Christmas once again folks, a time to get the biggest tree around, plonk it in your sitting room, light a warm fire, booze up, and admire its sheer potent and fertile magnificence.

Bankrupt Former Celebrity Katie Price Reduced to £20 Jobs

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Bankrupt Former Celebrity Katie Price Reduced to £20 Jobs

After squandering her £45 million fortune on useless trinkets, pink vehicles and plastic surgery, the former model has fallen on hard times.

The defiant former model now lives in a cardboard box made up of her novels, which were written by a ghost writer, because Price can neither read or write.

In a recent Sun exclusive, reporters visited the down-and-out under Waterloo Bridge where she sleeps and peddles her trade by night.

“Ahm still livin’ it large. This is all a test for me innit. I fink to myself I can get on my pony and ride to the Sath of France to get on a yacht to America to re-make my fortune again innit.”

Katie Price proudly points to the top of her cardboard box lined with her bestselling novels all now found in bargain buckets across the country and pound shops.

“Dis was my fave, I like da picture on it, you’se can see how big my fake breasts were at the time.”

After creditors cleared most of her debts, Ms Price had all of 34 pence in her bank account, but she still owes £13 million which she plans to pay back by doing what she does best.

“Ah na do releef for tramps innit and anyone who comes along. It’s twenty quid per service, and if you let go in my mauff it’s an extra tenner. I love it, it’s the greatest gig in the world, and ma punters always come back maybe give me a black eye or somink, but I can fight back I’m a hard woman innit, I can boot a man across the room no probs! Ahm a femininist..innit.”

After her veneered teeth fell out two months ago because she could not pay the dentist, Katie Price is now without teeth, and gummy. Funnily enough, this makes her an even bigger hit with her clients.

“Afta I lotht ma teef ah thot it would be a naghtmare. I soon fand at th’ punters love me gummie gums innit. No nasty toothy scrapes..innit….na wat amin?” (winks)

Working out of a dimly lit room in the Soho district, Katie has to compete with the Eastern European girls and has even learned how to speak Romanian.

Quite the singer, Katie likes to also serenade prospective clients with choruses from the film Lion King.

Here’s to a bright future for the former celebrity who is actually enjoying her time out of the limelight.

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