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Who is Going to Save Hong Kong From China?

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Can anything be done to save the ever creeping communist Chinese manoeuvres over Hong Kong?

What can be done by the supposedly last bastion of global democracy — the West?

China confirmed on Friday that it would effectively bypass Hong Kong law to implement national security laws, which have long been resisted by residents who fear they will erode freedoms of speech, assembly and the press.

The West must no longer be seduced by cheap Chinese communist slave labour to make low quality plastic products that break easily and are sold in places like Walmart. We must assume that the days of cheap manufacture in Chinese prison-like factories are over, and the lure of massive profits by Western companies and their vast markups once they sell their Chinese products in the West are over.

The West must stand for democracy and the right to freedom of speech, as these tenets are extremely important. We must boycott China, we must bring sanctions upon the evil Chinese regime which is now waving its iron fist all over the South China Sea and even has its eyes on Hong Kong, Australia.

All trade and cooperation with China must be halted by all Western nations as a sign of unity against communist aggression, and this has to include EU countries. Unfortunately, the EU itself models its policies and collectivist ideals from China, so the EU will be a tough nut to crack.

The coronavirus pandemic has emphatically shown that China is a hindrance on the West, especially under the dictator, Xi Jinping, who definitely needs to have his fat head flattened a little to accommodate for the many lies and acts of treachery as well as barbaric crimes his regime has committed.

Hollywood producers who kow tow to Chinese money men to create films with propaganda embedded within the reels of cellulite must wean themselves off communist money.

The United Nations must reduce its preferential treatment of China, and aim to preserve the developed Western nations from the threat of communism and brutal totalitarianism.

The only way China should ever be accepted back into the International community is by rejecting communism and adopting true democracy. Also, once democracy and real elections are implemented, there should be more transparency between China and the West.

In the past, certain Western academics schooled the Chinese on how to adopt  communism, it is now time to help the Chinese adopt democracy.

With the CCP and Xi Jingping’s politburo firmly on a course for war with the West, it is hard to see any form of change occurring any time soon. This is why the West must not lose its democracy and rights, and must embrace freedom of speech and expression now more  than ever. The communist factions in the West, have tried for decades to align Chinese communism with the West, but people like Obama thankfully failed.

Meanwhile,  Hong Kong will be the man in the middle, with grave consequences.

 

Stand Up for Towel Day and Save the Rhino International invite you to a raucous evening of fun and merriment to celebrate all things ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’

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Since 2017 Stand Up for Towel Day has provided a place to gather after a long day of towel carrying for stand-up comedy, slam poetry, sketches, improv and more in homage to H2G2.

This year, we’ve teamed up with Stand up for Towel Day curator Rachel Wheeley to bring you 2020’s edition of the event.

Due to the UK’s COVID-19 lock down, we now ask you to grab your towel and join us for ‘Stay in for Towel Day’ from the warmth and comfort of your own sofa.

 

Why Rhinos

Douglas was passionate about wildlife. In 1985 he travelled around the world, seeking out some of the most endangered species, including Northern white rhinos, resulting in the ‘Last Chance to See’ radio series for the BBC.

He became a founder patron of Save the Rhino in 1994, climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in rhino costume in the same year.

Douglas was a dedicated spokesperson for Save the Rhino until he died in 2001.

RSVP for the streaming link https://www.savetherhino.org/get-involved/events/stay-in-for-towel-day-2020/

We’re Off to Coronavirus Beach

The crowds and traffic jams are back at the beaches, so that’s where we’re going because we follow the crowd. We’re off to Coronavirus Beach this year.

It will be a great day out in the sunshine as everyone gets sweaty, and the sun tan oil drips all over the place. Yes, there will be very little free space on the sand so we will all bunch up together and enjoy the sunshine on Coronavirus Beach.

Have an ice cream or an ice lolly from the kind man who never washes his hands, or how about a pizza from the restaurant where the chef has a suspect cough, as he makes your pizza in the heat, the sweat from his greasy hair drips on to the toppings, and of course an odd pubic hair dredged up from his unwashed underpants always makes a surprise entry.

Frisbees and beach balls are in abundant supply all flying all over the place, landing on people, then others throwing them back, it’s all fun and games.

As soon as the sun comes out, Coronavirus Beach is the place people love to go and have fun. It’s seriously infectious, and will have you heaving for breath in no time with sheer exhaustion.

At the end of the day as the sun sets, everyone gets in their cars touching everything, and then goes home where they first touch everything and prepare an impromptu sandwich before retiring to beddie byes.

Hopefully tomorrow will be another day, so we can all go to Coronavirus Beach again and top up our tan, which is way more important than being in a pandemic.

 

People Must Start Preparing For Second Wave Coronavirus NOW

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We have had the first wave of the coronavirus, and despite the numbers lowering slightly, the first wave is currently still active.

The idiots who are going about denying anything is wrong, and carrying on as normal, are the ones who will get hit hardest by the next wave.

Dr Hans Kluge, the World Health Organisation’s top official in Europe, has revealed it is now “time for preparation not celebration” as lockdown restrictions begin to ease.

There have already been instances of coronavirus deniers who actively protested against lockdowns, being infected, and either dying or barely surviving their ordeal. These people, are their own worst enemy, but it’s not their fault that they are morons. There are millions of those around at any time.

Your Christianity cannot save you from the virus, as has been shown with countless church congregations and priests succumbing to the virus once they open up their churches again.

The second wave has already begun in China, where over 100 million people have been put into lockdown once again, unfortunately, the flights from China are still occurring, and landing hourly in the West. Once again, as in the first wave, the Chinese authorities will lie about the numbers of infected, and deceased.

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If you are more worried about where to go for your summer holidays or which beach to frequent, you have your priorities all wrong. You should be preparing for the next wave, you need food resources, water, weapons, because the governments have played all their cards economically and the next wave will be the real clincher.

The opening up of all restaurants, pubs and other shops as well as employees being forced to go out to work, and schools reopening is a sign that not one single lesson about coronavirus has been learned or heeded by the so-called medical experts, and the economy crazed ministers in government.

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Europe should be preparing now. The second wave will be worse than the first, especially in the UK where citizens do not wear proper masks — not the useless paper masks. The coronavirus can be spread through the eyes, and stays on surfaces for over 72 hours. It can be spread by talking loudly, it can be spread by semen, it can hang in the localised internal atmosphere of shops/offices/trains/buses/aeroplanes and any other internal space frequented by humans. Do not think because you are in a park running or on a beach with others that the virus will not carry, because it will, and just the simple state of breathing over other humans is enough for it to spread.

As in all things, there are many factions, and many different voices shouting out what to do. There is inherently nothing wrong with that, but every individual must take it upon themselves to do what they think is right in the current situation humanity is in. The virus does not care for human liberty, or your right to whatever amendment you think counts more, because it will gladly infect you when you are out there marching for your fucking rights. It does not care if you are a democrat, communist, socialist, conservative or a fascist.

The Hasidic Jews have some forethought, and to see them congregating in Stamford Hill, London for a funeral is a sign that they have read their books, and simply don’t care any more whether they get infected or not. To them, these are the last days, and they really don’t care any more, they will bury their coronavirus dead in the traditional manner, and they will be infected doing what they think is right. Each to their own, it is their right to do what they feel right, as long as they do not endanger anyone else.

 

Putin’s Mercenaries ‘Wagner Group’ Committing Atrocities in Syria and Libya

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Syria, is a forgotten war that no one even mentions any more, yet it is at this very moment a place where Russian and Assad backed forces are committing terrible atrocities to the blind West, who have abandoned millions of people to their terrible fate. The neighbouring Arab states, are just as cowardly in their silence of what goes on, and do not dare land a foot on Syrian soil.

A Brief Snapshot of Brutality

A video showing the brutal torture and murder of a Syrian man accused of desertion from Assad’s army, Muhammad Abdullah al-Ismail, by Russian mercenaries, the Wagner Group, who are tied to the Kremlin, is too brutal to even describe in this article.

There is not one ounce of humanity in the nihilistic performance by members of the Wagner Group, a sadistic display of these mercenaries laughing and joking as they carry out their sordid cowardly crime.

Naturally, the Kremlin has denied any knowledge of the torture and dismemberment but some brave Russian media members have identified the killers as Stanislav Yevgenyevich Dychko, a former policeman from Southern Russia, as well as Vladimir B., Dzhakhongyr M. (“Pamir”), Ruslan (“Chichi”) and Vladislav Apostol, who was killed in Syria in February 2018.

This footage is obviously a brief snapshot of the multiple war crimes being committed in Syria and Libya by the Russian paramilitary company owned by Yevgeny Prigozhin, a catering magnate often referred to as “Putin’s Chef” or “Putin’s Butcher” due to his close links to President Vladimir Putin.

The victim, Muhammad Abdullah al-Ismail, was forcibly conscripted into the army of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who has no qualms in using chemical weapons on civilians, and bombing hospitals thanks to his Russian friends.

The nihilistic brutality of Russian soldiers and operatives is not a surprise, they do not adhere to any code, and are known to especially enjoy killing children for fun.

In future conflicts, conventional war with the likes of the Russians and Chinese will only be solved by superior weaponry to completely eliminate the threat they pose. In all circumstances, they must be totally eviscerated and removed from the planet, if it is to ever survive.

To the credit of some members of the Russian media, the Novaya Gazeta newspaper sent the material from its investigation into the killing to the office of the Prosecutor General of Russia, as well as the Investigative Committee of Russia, however no criminal cases were opened as a result. No surprises there either.

Why CASB Software Can Help Your Business’s Digital Transformation

More businesses are now looking for the easiest ways to move their services and their operations online. From developing their storefronts to storing their data online, digital transformation is beginning to become paramount for businesses to keep up with the changing business landscape. If you are struggling to speed up the process of digital transformation, CASB software can help to make your move online as smooth as possible.

Adoption of Cloud Services

A large part of most businesses’ digital transformation is their adoption of cloud services to share their files, store data easily, and to operate their storefront. Not only this, but cloud services enable you to host your website and resources remotely, rather than having to manage your IT internally with a specialist team. There are many advantages to using the cloud within your business, and these include allowing you greater scalability in the event of business growth, an increase in efficiency through easier access to the documents that you need, and a low cost compared with other online services.

Security Issues with the Cloud

However, although your adoption of the cloud is a vital part of digital integration, there are still many issues with the cloud, including gaps in their security measures in terms of the ability to access data and hackers focusing on breaching the cloud. In fact, 52% of businesses have experienced cloud security breaches.

Some businesses may also fail to put the right security measures onto their files, meaning that they might be accessed by unapproved parties or on unauthorised devices. This is because the quick uptake of many cloud apps is leaving providers unable to implement the security measures that are needed to meet the high demand.

Reluctance to Adopt the Cloud

These issues can make businesses reluctant to adopt the cloud during digital integration, which can leave them unable to compete with other businesses and can slow the process and completion of digital integration over a more extended period.

In many cases, if businesses are concerned about security measures or have been the victims of a breach, they will discontinue their digital transformation. Not only this but when they do decide to start digitally integrating their business, a lack of security measures can lead to breaches of important information and a loss of trust and finances in terms of their customers.

How CASB Software Can Aid Digital Transformation

However, CASB software can help your businesses’ digital transformation by reducing the risk of this tech integration on your business and its data, meaning that you can put more trust into the digitisation process. If you want to find the right CASB for your business, Proofpoint provides a range of advanced threat protection, information protection, and digital risk protection for your business.

CASB closes the security gap within your business by enabling you to highlight and manage risks within a single platform, allowing you to encrypt the most sensitive of your files, and enabling you to assess the risk through its data collection. It can also allow you to strengthen your data policies.

Although some business leaders may believe that cloud adoption reduces the visibility of your businesses’ data through its remote storage, CASB can reverse this by making the security of your procedures to be visible at all times, allowing you to make changes and improvements when there is a risk to your business.

How Casino Games have Evolved on Gaming Consoles

Gaming consoles have been at the core of the thriving gaming industry. They are a perfect example of how modern technology has influenced the casino industry. There are fantastic games available for gaming consoles from Red Dead Redemption, Casino Nights game, Prominence Poker, Pure Hold’em, to mention a few.

It’s now possible for players to easily access their favourite games on platforms such as NetBet from their browsers or even mobile devices. If you are an avid console gamer, it’s always good to look back in history to understand how far this technology has come.

Whether you love playing on the latest PlayStation 4 Pro, Xbox One X, the nifty Nintendo Switch or any other gaming console, this post explores how it all came to be.

The Beginnings

To appreciate how far casino games on console have come, you have to look back at first home video game console. This honour goes to Magnavox Odyssey released in 1972 by Magnavox. Magnavox Odyssey was a crossover between the new and old and was the trendsetter.

The first generation video game consoles also included other early releases such as the Color TV-Game series, the Atari Home Pong and the Coleco Telstar series.

The 1980s Video Gaming Era

The 1980s were a great period in the growth of casino technology. One of the most significant innovations was the Fruit Machine by Amsoft launched in 1984. It was part of a package when buying the 8-bit Amstrad CPC464. It was compelling even though players couldn’t win real money.

Another notable development was the Fruit Machine Simulator created by Code masters and launched in 1988. The simple machine released on 8-bit home computers had better visuals and improved games.

The same developers gave the gaming world the Monte Carlo Casino in 1989. It was a shift from the slot machine-only concept and had multiple games from slots, blackjack, Roulette, Poker and craps.

The 90s and the Age of the Internet

The 90s saw a revolution in gaming with more software and hardware hitting the market. The Lynx handheld device is hailed as a precursor of casino video games, and it featured a colour LCD display. At this time, the Nintendo’s Game Boy released in 1992 had set the standards in game consoles.

Lynx Casino was an amazing simulator allowing players to try their hand in blackjack, craps, roulette, slot machines, and video poker. However, there was still no use of real money. Nintendo was heavily active and in 1993, the gaming developer launched Vegas Stakes,which recreated the casino atmosphere.

Other game titles such as Donkey Kong 64 (Nintendo 64), Sonic the Hedgehog2 by SEGA Mega Drive, Super Mario Bros 2 by NES, featured casino games. They showed the popularity of the casino-based game and spurred more creative games.

The arrival of the internet has upped the game and increased access to games. Today, there are over 2.2 billion mobile gamers.

Casino games are now readily available on the best consoles in the market.

Today, there are all types of casino games from console from video poker, themed slot games, live blackjack, to Classic Shoot ‘Em Up Games and many others.

Love casino games? You can now play fantastic titles on your game console. This guarantees a fascinating gaming experience but the journey to get here goes way back. Casino games have taken time to claim their rightful place on gaming console ecosystem finally.

The AdForum PHNX Tribute

These are trying times at the moment for many industries, including the creative, with pandemic virus lockdown’s and furloughing, however, there is a solution — PHNX.

Over the past 20 years AdForum has existed to celebrate advertising creativity. One of its founding pillars is its partnership with agencies and awards shows around the world. It acts as both as a promoter of talent and an archive for creative excellence.

Despite the current crisis, we believe that our industry still needs to celebrate creativity, and that as a symbol of resilience and respect for our community, the best work of the last 12 months deserves to be seen and recognized.

This is why we’ve launched the AdForum PHNX: a one-off, entirely free-to-enter online celebration. Entries open on May 18 and the jury will vote from June 12 to 26. Winners will be announced and honoured on July 9 in an online event.

If you wish to lend you support as an entrant, a sponsor, a juror, or just by spreading the word, please see the site here: https://www.adforum.com/torch/phoenix-2020

We are asking agencies, freelancers, brands and production companies to enter their best work into a carefully distilled selection of categories. A top-notch jury of creative leaders, experts and opinion formers will vote on the entries in a spirit of unity and generosity.

Our aim is to try to lift the spirits of the industry and put creativity back in the spotlight – where it belongs.

November Will be a Very Important Month For Globalist Overlords

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Trump Jnr., Eric, does have a point, and his estimation that the coronavirus will suddenly, and magically disappear after the November elections when the democrats hope to win, and Brexit is halted in the United Kingdom, could seriously come into fruition.

The controllers do have a vested interest in Trump losing the November election, especially as the Teflon Don can no longer hold his vastly popular rallies to thousands of his supporters due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Eric Trump, and other Trumpers know that the democrats are hoping for The Don to falter and lose the election in November because he will be denied his voice to the people.

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Democrat presidential candidate, Joe Biden eats his dinner

Biden, who is gaff prone, and showing signs of serious dementia, is being kept away from the press as much as possible by the democrats, simply because he cannot string a coherent sentence together at the best of times, and is a gibbering mumbling creepy senile idiot who loves nothing better than to French kiss his own granddaughter.

“We can win the November election by heavily scripting Biden, pumping him with heavy doses of his meds, and keeping him away from any speech or interview,” a democrat party insider revealed, Sunday.

When Donald Trump loses the election in November, as the democrats and communists hope, the coronavirus will suddenly disappear from the media, and according to the heavily socialist controlled media houses, will have served its purpose.

“It will be mission accomplished. Coronavirus? What coronavirus? A Trump loss will mean all of that COVID-19 stuff will suddenly disappear, and you will never hear about it from our lips ever again. It has done its job, Trump got fucked, the economy got ruined, and we won,” the democrat party insider added.

Brexit perma-extension

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Corruptio optimi pessima

As for the Brits, November will be an important month because it is the deadline for a trade deal with the EU, and Brexit happening, or as the globalist controllers hope, due to the coronavirus a long extension will be granted costing the UK £400 Billion a month or some other ridiculous amount.

Naturally, if the extension is granted, and Britain continues to stay under EU rule, the coronavirus will suddenly disappear, and everything will be on track for Brexit to be completely rescinded.

Our globalist overlords are thus counting on November, for the end of Trump, the end of Brexit, and for China to be welcomed back into the fold to fuck the West in the ass further, and to install global communism as modelled by the darling of the WHO, and UN — China.

Prepare for the end of Trump, the end of Brexit, and Chinese communism taking over the West as well as coronavirus magically disappearing after the very crucial month of November.

The Chinese Virus, Cui Bono?

Remembering the Days Before the Chinese Virus

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Those days gone by, the times you remember of the past, how things used to be, how life has changed since those days.

We get the same sense of remembrance of the relatively innocent days before the internet, when if you wanted to find something out you needed to look in a book, and when everything was not so immediate. When everyone was not being tracked and watched, when life was a bit slower and not so cluttered with urgency.

We remember the days before the 911 World Trade Center attacks when Americans used to be slightly more jolly and welcoming, and their innocence of massive threats to their nation did not involve TSA agents practically groping each air traveller passing through a US airport, or going around carpet bombing half of the Middle East in search of some kind of redemption.

These days, we have the Chinese Virus, a concoction of social distancing, completely ruinous to economies, and homeschooling for most children. There is a sense of helplessness as the governments who are meant to know everything and supposedly solve any problem — are lost, floundering in the dark, trying to find a solution to something that has no solution. If they, in their entirety cannot find a solution, how is the regular citizen ever going to?

Crowds Enjoying Themselves At Outdoor Music Festival

We remember the days gone by, the football crowds singing in the terraces, the music concerts, the crowds of shoppers in all the malls, and the school children all congregating in their halls. The packed tourists, the foreign holidays, crowded pubs, the mere ability to go outside amongst other humans in any capacity now holds some sense of fear, simply because there is an unseen killer virus on the loose, and you can catch it from your best friend, your relatives, or a fork in a restaurant.

Humans are now stalked by this menacing unalive killer Chinese Virus, something that came from the Wuhan province in China, it is a ruthless murderer with no conscience or political ideology, it simply infects as many humans as it can, and it kills those who have the most abundance of the Ace2 protein.

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They say it is impossible for the current societal, economic structure to be in lockdown forever, and this is why unless humans change their whole technical structure for a future in which we have to live amongst this deadly pathogen, then simply springing up the old system once again will not work. The reason it will not work is, no cohesion, and as soon as the virus sees more human meat on the streets and in the shops, it will be chow down time once again. We will see another rise over the R0 and then exponential increase in deaths.

Humanity must embrace a different way, it must reduce the levels of consumerism, it must embrace new technological scientific technique, and through this technique, it may eventually overcome and circumnavigate disaster.

If humanity does not, and it continues its path with the old ways, then it will not have learned its lesson, and will eventually be decimated to a point of close destruction until it learns its lesson. Natural technique will not give up its fight for survival, and neither should the few humans who will be left, deny the temperament of living sustainably with nature in the future.

The digital will understand the biological fully but it will also realise and respect the power of the biological natural environment, and not decimate it as humanity has been doing for decades.

The key point humanity has to eventually learn is that unfettered breeding without control only brings misery, and hell upon earth. Hopefully, when the virus has completed its cycle; and the global population has been brought to a sustainable level, the humans left standing will finally get the message.