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The Second American Civil War May Not be Remembered

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As the rioting and looting continues in Minneapolis, it’s as if we have seen this, time and time again, ad infinitum.

A black man dies under a white cop, and the whole town goes up in flames for a while until people get bored with it all and it stops — but what if, just one time, it does not stop? What if the discord and rioting moves from city to city, from town to town, and does not fizzle out this time? This time, there is a global viral pandemic in the mix, and a post-lockdown malaise to contend with which invariably adds to the tinder.

An American Civil War is way overdue, sometimes you gotta clean house, need some furniture rearranging, and many people in America feel strongly that one is needed now more than ever to take their vision of America back from its current skewed direction.

 

The big question, of course is, who would win a civil war, especially if it was based on race?

That question is like any war, messy, and has no definable answer. Eventually, the war would come down to the American Marxists (black and white) and the American Conservative Patriots (black and white) because there are sympathisers in all constructs.

Revolution does not come easy, amongst the blood and the guts, both sides will get tired after many years or decades of battle. In other scenarios, one side could be completely annihilated, and wiped off the face of the earth, let alone American soil.

American Socialists detest guns, and if given a pistol would not know what to do with it, contrast that with a true American Republican, or a Libertarian who was born toting a .365 Magnum, and can shoot a bottle cap from twenty yards by the age of 6 months.

There is a disparity in marksmanship, in militias, in weaponry and in knowledge when it comes to warfare, strategy, tactics between the Socialists and the conservatives.

So, who would win the next American Civil War? Does it matter?

How America Cursed Itself With Slavery

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America, the country, the nation, is a cursed piece of land, and it will never shake off its curse of African Americanism.

You can have a beautiful juicy apple but if it’s riddled with maggots, what good is it?

The biggest genocide of course, was that of the Native Americans, who were systematically murdered en masse in history’s largest human purge, but the most outstanding and virile curse for America is the African American, and the nation will never be able to lift it, simply because too much horror has already passed under the bridge.

Slavery, has been a tool for many great empires, from the Ancient Greeks, Babylonians to the Romans, and Ottomans, but those great empires eventually fizzled out, and so did their slaves. The American Empire was built off the back of African slaves, and without them, the United States of America would not be the greatest industrialised nation in the world. No other country in the world can come close to the peak of American superiority in building up their material wealth and cities.

The only problem is, is that America is cursed, and they will never find a cure for the curse of African Americanism, as it goes against everything that America wants to be, and stands for.

Today, the African American brings fear to many, they are mostly greeted with dread, and trepidation. It is the age-old reputation that precedes the curse of the African American, one of wrongdoing, violence, aggression, anger and theft. This is why the white police officer puts his knee on the African American, because he has seen so many times the anger and hatred to his kind. The police officer knows his career is probably over, but he also knows he has had enough of beating his head upon a brick wall, what he perceives as the wall of ‘African American insolence’, and he has seen only too often others who have been at the end of African American violence.

The prisons are over-represented by the African Americans, despite crimes reported on television avoiding at all costs to describe the race of the perpetrator of any given crime, most people nod their heads in silence when they eventually see who committed the crime.

Affirmative Action in America is something that tried to solve the problem by giving high-end jobs to African Americans whether they were qualified for the job or not. This was another curse on America, and the socialism bled through to decay in the system, and cities like Detroit became its solution.

How does one ever solve this problem? Unless a time machine is built and the American settlers were told not to depend on slavery from Africa, and the African tribe leaders were not so eager to sell their own people as slaves for guns, rum and blankets, there may never be a solution.

 

Genetically speaking, and in IQ, there are major differences in those of African descent and Europeans, however within a so-called ‘enlightened world’, should that matter?

“African Americans constantly think that something is owed to them by the ‘white man’. The whites, are perpetually scared of the angry blacks, who seem to have this endless anger that can tip off at any time. In America, there is no in between, no gris gris, just hot and cold, going from one extreme to another,” one regular Joe commentated.

To have groups like ‘Black Lives Matter’ is an irrelevance, because everyone generally knows that all humans matter from every race. The fact that this group is distinguishing one race over another, is one that brings forth a message of superiority over other races, and that ‘black lives matter over other races’ and other races do not count as much. In other words, this is about power play, and as many see it, these groups want to supersede other races, and extend their power over others, as opposed to some sort of equal footing.

The only way there will be equal footing would be a society which actually promoted humans through their abilities/merit, and not Affirmative Action, or privilege, or sordid favours, or looks, or corruption. This idealistic view on society may one day come into fruition, but as long as power play is in effect, it will not.

The African American curse will continue, and the battles will increase in voracity, until each side realises that hurting another, only hurts oneself.

A quote from the great U.S. President, Abraham Lincoln, best explains the age-old disparity between the two races.

During his famous debates with Sen. Stephen Douglas, Lincoln explained to the crowd:

I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races … I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. SOURCE

 

Democrats Would Rather Vote For Jack the Ripper Than Trump

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Apparently Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) would still vote for Joe Biden even if it was proven that he sexually assaulted his accuser, Tara Reade, but during the Justice Kavanaugh (Republican) kerfuffle, Omar was completely the opposite way and wanted his testicles delivered on a cocktail stick despite there being no evidence of any wrongdoing.

Sure, these are double standards by the democrats, who used to be known as liberal, but now are pretty much radical anti-Trump haters.

I would vote for Joe Biden if he boiled babies and ate them. SOURCE

The above quote came from another celebrated American socialist columnist, who is the darling of the democrat literary circle jerk.

Naturally, if anyone who was not a socialist pseudo-communist feminist lesbian writer wrote that, there would be serious outrage, and their careers would be over, but her words are instead celebrated, and she is lauded.

“I would rather vote for Jack the Ripper, than Trump! I would be willing to overlook what Jack did to those women, so that Trump would be voted out in the November elections,” another #metoo activist and democrat voter revealed.

Twitter: “Don’t Believe a Word That President Trump Writes”

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The President of the United States of America is an untrustworthy liar who disseminates false information and fake news, according to Twitter.

Twitter put a warning label under a post the President of the United States posted yesterday and a subsequent tweet under its new policy on misleading information.

Truth advocate, Josh Mulroney, revealed the implications to such an action.

“What Twitter is effectively doing is saying that people should not believe a single word uttered from the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. Can you imagine some entity saying that to one of the Roosevelts, or Abraham Lincoln, or George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Eisenhower, Hoover, Truman? There would be hell to pay, it’s a good thing that Trump is impotent and can do nothing. Trump has as much clout as the clap.”

These are serious days in the run up to the November U.S. election, and many are noticing a visible tightening of the grip of these Big Tech monopoly companies, who in all sense, are above the power level of politicians, and above the law thus dictating the law themselves.

“The power of Big Tech is so large, they can effectively tell an acting President that he is a liar, and show him up to millions of his gawping fans, by putting a massive fucking label on his post saying so. They can wipe whole news organisations off the web if they do not tow the line in soviet totalitarian American liberal thoughtspeak. This way, any voice that is different, is erased from the web completely. Yeah, yeah, everyone always brings up George Orwell and 1984, but this shit is beyond any Ministry of Truth stuff, it is so insidious and suspect that it is beyond compare,” one journalist wrote before having his blue verification symbol taken off his account.

The sad thing is Trump is clueless to how he can do anything about being made a jackass out of by his Twitter overlords. He has little or no power to do anything, and can only watch from the sidelines as he is singled out as a low down dirty lying impotent weenie.

Sure, Trump can moan about his treatment, but there is little or no action from the impotent president.

 

 

“I’m not sure I can vote for someone like Trump any more. He said he would do all those things, and he did not. He is impotent, does not have any balls, and he is the bitch of Twitter. Like literally they have the President of the United States on a fucking leash, I can’t vote for a loser, and right now that’s what Trump is, he’s a loser!” a former Trump supporter revealed after watching the sordid, sad action on Twitter.

Trump is a lying loser, and now everybody knows about it. Shame on you Donald!

Xi Jinping Congratulates Chinese Virus on Job Well Done

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Chinese communist dictator, Xi Jinping today addressed the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) explaining how the Chinese Virus (COVID-19) had successfully wreaked havoc on the rest of the world whilst leaving China practically unscathed.

“Comrades, fellow Bolshevik warriors, Commissars and assorted communist brainwashed slaves. I am so proud of the exemplary work done to destroy the economies and people of the other countries we will conquer soon by our very dear Chinese Virus.

“Can you imagine, our beloved comrade in arms, COVID-19, has killed over 100,000 Americans without a single shot being fired. You have to agree, this has been a spectacular ploy and it is not just America, but all the other Western countries that have been dealt a lesson in Chinese communist warfare.

“First we whittle them down slowly until they are on their knees, then we will attack without mercy.

“Comrades, I know our cities are too overcrowded and polluted after years of desecration. Our population will soon have new lands to live in comfort, and with untold riches once our beloved Chinese Virus has devastated the other countries. Our people need room, we are already 1.8 billion Chinese, and soon all the globe’s resources and land will be ours.

“We have fooled those gullible idiots in the WHO, and the head of that organisation is firmly under our payroll. After the Chinese Virus and great army cleanses the world, we will move in and start building up our great Chinese communist empire, the one our beloved Chairman Mao dreamed of.

“I promise you comrades, soon you will be able to stroll down the Paris streets, Beverly Hills, London, Berlin, Vienna, Sidney, Moscow, and be at home in the new China. The factories we will put in Africa, and those stinking African slaves can deal with the pollution.

“May the Chinese Communist Party live for the next thousand years.”

<profound applause from assembled commissars>

 

EU Directive Will Force Europeans to Eat Insects For Protein

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While members of the unelected EU Commission will dine daily on the finest gourmet food from traditional protein sources like beef, chicken and fish, regular citizens will have a choice of maggots and insects for their daily protein intake.

The Farm to Fork Strategy is at the heart of the European Green Deal aiming to make food systems fair, healthy and environmentally-friendly.

Fried insects
Fried insects

Constantin Muraru from the International Platform of Insects for Food and Feed (IPIFF), an EU non-profit organisation which represents the interests of the insect production sector revealed the nutritious qualities of insects.

Insects can be produced locally and are a highly nutritious, protein-rich foodstuff that can be produced in high quantities in a small area, this helps to improve both the self-sufficiency and the resilience of food systems. SOURCE

Europeans were once acclaimed for their assortment of exquisite cuisine, but now under EU regulations, the peasantry will be forced to resort to crushed maggot paste and insect mush to eat daily. One could say it is not as bad as Soylent Green, but if humans are forced to eat insects in the future, who is to say that the next step will not be reconstituted cadavers?

“In essence, to sustain the EU politburo and our vast expense accounts, there will need to be cuts for the lesser population. You will eat insects, and we will eat filet mignon, of course, from the finest grass fed cows. You will drink maggot juice, and we will drink the finest champagne. C’est la vie, mes amis,” one member of the EU Commission quipped before leaving for their appointment at one of the most expensive restaurants in Brussels.

Bon appétit…

Why Online Free Bingo is Like a Religion For Millions of People

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There’s something magical about the game Bingo that musters up an almost religious devotion to millions of people worldwide. We’re talking about those musty bingo halls replete with pink rinsed old women with their grizzled bingo-wing arms, the smoke filled coffins where people go to be interred for the last time, and might just get their numbers in before the inevitable happens.

It does not have to be that way though, things have moved on since those smoke-filled days, and with technology, so has bingo moved on. The clientele, is now richly diverse, and younger people are getting into the game as much as the older generation.

Whether you’re into the British 90 ball version, or the American 75 ball version, these days, if you want a game of bingo and play with hundreds of people at the same time, just pull up your chair, and log in to your portal of choice..and BINGO!

 

“Eyes Down!”

There are thousands of sites out there on the internet with Bingo on their books, but most of them are of the paid kind, where you have to pay to gain entry. How’s about a free game of Bingo? Yes, free Bingo is a reality and it can get you in the excitement without paying a penny.

You want to hone your Bingo playing skills, well, when it’s free to play and without risk, you don’t have anything to lose, and you can have some serious fun doing what you love — the religion of Bingo will capture your soul and deliver you to the halls of Bingo heaven.

 

Playing free Bingo though can be spiritual, especially when all your numbers come up and you win a cash prize. Okay, the free Bingo game cash prize won’t be in the $10,000 region like in paid Bingo games, but it’s still incredible that companies are willing to stump up cash for free players too. These companies make their money through advertising, and having you play a free game of Bingo is fine with them, because it gets them the traffic. Capitalising on the free cash prizes is still a good thing, and it’s better than a kick in the nads, or tits for that matter.

If it’s a question of what rudimentary skills one needs to play Bingo, take it from the seasoned players out there, you just need a finger, and an eyeball. That’s all you need to play Bingo, and the basic ability to recognise numbers. You could be in the most terrible state, have only one hand, that only has one finger, and a single eye, not being able to walk with no legs, and can barely string a single word together, bloody hell, stand up mate, you’re a Bingo champion, right there.

British Bingo Lingo

The only thing you will possibly miss whilst playing online Bingo are the number calls and their nicknames.

Here’s some funny ones used in British Bingo halls:

3 – Cup of tea

9 – Doctor’s Orders – (Number 9 was a laxative pill given out by doctors in WW2)

11 – Legs eleven – (a reference to chicken legs on a woman, usually accompanied by a wolf whistle)

23 – The Lord is My Shephard – referring to Psalm 23.

38 – Christmas Cake

52 – Danny La Rue

76 – Was she worth it? (reference to the cost of a marriage licence in pre-decimal times, 7/6d, everyone shouts back “Every penny”.

80 – Gandhi’s breakfast – Ate nothing

81 – Fat lady and a walking stick – The shape of the number 8 denoting a fat lady, and the number one, her stick.

Whatever your circumstances, having a game of Bingo can be a cathartic experience, and these days you just need to go online to get your fix — for free. What more can you ask for in these peculiar times of trouble and strife?

Lockdown End: Swarms Back on the Streets

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All over the world, desperate nations are putting their economies before safety, and ending lockdowns.

Once again, the roads are full of bumper to bumper traffic, and that pollution haze has come back with a vengeance.

The swarms are out on the streets, all walking together in formation, all in unison, there is no purpose to their stroll, but they are simply glad to be able to see other people and to walk together in crowds once again. Despite the Chinese Virus still being present, the swarm does not care any more, they have to do what they do, and be damned with any consequences that may or not happen.

The sun is a healer, and many are now enjoying the benefits of those warm rays upon their bodies, and souls, so who is to blame the swarms, they are of one mind, and of no mind, as they all swarm like locusts once again to those parks, boardwalks, beaches and beauty spots.

In zombie movies, why do zombies swarm together in crowds? Same reason that the post-lockdown live humans are doing today, it is a primeval, basic neural instinctual program that sees these swarms take place.

According to everyone, the science can be damned and the fact the COVID-19 Chinese Virus is still out there seeking more human meat sacks to invade is neither here nor there, businesses and schools must be opened and this will naturally bring the all too important economy back.

Bringing the economies of these vast consumer cultures back is a prerequisite for governments — people need to keep buying useless stuff they don’t need again. The Chinese Virus, has the same mindset, to flourish it needs the humans to swarm those all too familiar places, and its economy of spreading far and wide can continue once again.

The definition of madness they say is doing the same thing over and over again, and thinking you will get a different result, well, this is exactly what the deluded governments across the world are doing. They changed nothing, and learned nothing, and are attempting to continue as if there was no viral pandemic, purely for their all important economies. This is where they will fall down, and the Chinese Virus will welcome the human meat sacks and their urgency to restart their economies so quickly.

It’s going to be feeding time once again — the food is out on the platter — swarming.

Life in Los Angeles Treating Harry, Meghan and Archie Well

Good news from the former royals who emigrated to Los Angeles filters through sometimes, amid the negative headlines.

It’s usually one of Meghan’s friends (Meghan actually) who reveals good news headlines to her controlled media outlets.

This time, Meghan’s ‘friend’ has revealed the good news that Meghan has had ass surgery to increase the size to Kim Kardashian levels, and then some.

“Meghan went to get more treatment for her 46-year-old skin when she got the idea whilst flicking through a magazine to get an ass implant. The doc did not hesitate and pumped her butt with gallons of silicone or sum concrete type sheeit. Apparently, Harry likes his beotches with back.”

Harry who used to speak with a sort of plummy, British officer accent, has now adopted a more American styling, according to reports.

Attending a Compton cookout on Saturday, the family turned up to their friend’s barbecue party where Harry gave an impromptu speech to the assembled ghetto people.

“We ghostrided the whip here, beotches, assembled some crunk to get to dis trap house niggaz! Y’all check ma ratchet’s new azz? I’ll be nuttin on dat laterz! That shit be costin serious gouda tho, watch dis shizazoe twerk, c’mon move it, ooh yeah! Ahmon git 730 on dat azz! Be trippin da jawn. Meghan, her gon get actavis on y’all talk sheeit about da atmphosfear and sheeit! We needs to git da carbon gaseous down n shiet! Wher da yayo at? Hmm, hmm triple cheeseburger some fries and a motherfuckin’ couple sodas and shieet and hot apple turnover and all that old shieet,…Who got the dub sacks?”

Surprise – Commies, Socialists and Remoaners Want Dominic Cummings Sacked

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As soon as a single drop of Brexiteer blood is spilled; the assorted monsters, moaning mangled leftist cunt veterans, all manner of communist swine embedded in the system, agents of discord, flagellate themselves in a chorus of media encouraged faux outrage, all emerging from their dastardly coffins in a hive-like manner, all saying the same scripted words. Sack Dominic Cummings they say through pursed, salivating lips.

Oh dear, a key member of the government, and not some ordinary Joe went to his parent’s farm out in the middle of nowhere because his 4-year-old kid needed child care while he and his wife were sick. These were obviously extraordinary circumstances, and utilising a common sense attitude to the lockdown rules. Cummings thus did nothing wrong, and was simply looking after his family…and if he took a walk in the deserted woods to get some fresh air, whoopy doo da..

The vultures circling the so-called crime scene however have different agendas.

This is all about political point scoring, and damaging Brexit, this fake outrage is certainly not about some sort of ideological idealism, there is no doubt that as soon as the sharks sniffed the water it was all stations go, cannons and guns firing at once.

Once there is a taste of blood, the leftist media outlets will not let this one go, especially the talking heads jibber jabbering their nonsense all day long, repeating the same points over and over again, their Soviet mantra effectively brainwashing the hypnotised audiences.

Will Dominic Cummings survive the onslaught? That is a question of semantics and of circumstance, a perennial intrepid furlong in this beastly race to uncover more dirt.

As for curtain twitching neighbours, they will enjoy their time in one of the circles of hell, when their time is up.