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Will Biden Impeachment Survive Corrupt Congress?

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Will Biden Impeachment Survive Corrupt Congress?

One very brave woman, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) stood up to the corruption, and is filing an impeachment order on Biden, however the amount of dirt being flung at this very brave lady is insurmountable. It is sadly very doubtful that her impeachment affair will survive simply because the cowardly Republican Party and GOP will not be watching her six. Already Nancy Pelosi is delaying filing the charge after it was submitted yesterday.

Naturally, Marjorie is being labelled as a kookoo ‘conspiracy theorist’ because these are the Saul Alinsky tactics the Democrats utilise to smear their opponents.

First the Impeachment process has to pass through a corrupt swamp House of Representatives.

Once the impeachment process is initiated in the House of Representatives with the passage of a resolution listing the charges of “Articles of Impeachment” against the official being impeached, the Articles of Impeachment are moved to the Senate presided by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. In this squalid swamp soup, there will be a hundred Senators as the voting jury.

If, and a very big if, the Senate votes in favour of convicting Biden with the charges by a 2/3 Senate majority amounting to 67 votes, then Biden will Impeached.

It does not matter that Joe Biden has committed High Treason against the United States, he is fully protected by the Democrat and Republican Party which has been infiltrated and turned rogue. Yes, there are still some decent, just Republicans left, but they are being hunted and turfed out of their positions by the swamp creatures who are so corrupt they even make the swamp belch with disgust.

Go for it Marj, you’ve got more balls than the majority of the Republican males.

 

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Biden Aide Fired After Asking Joe “How Can You Sleep at Night?”

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Biden Aide Fired After Asking Joe “How Can You Sleep at Night?”

The White House aide who dared to ask the alleged incoming ‘president’ Joe Biden ‘how he could sleep at night knowing how he cheated 85 million people out of their vote’, was fired immediately.

“Apparently it was an honest question because the guy wanted to know how some people can function without a conscience. It was his first day on the job, and he was outta there fast,” another White House aide revealed.

Along with the Pentagon denying the incoming Biden regime access, and the majority of the military turning their backs on the Biden car procession, cracks are already beginning to form.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki Vows to Fight “Misinformation”

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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki Vows to Fight “Misinformation”

“I just found these panties here on the podium. Hmm, let me examine further, I shall sniff them. I am now in the midst of combatting misinformation. Ooh, a hint of jasmine, lavender, and I smell the adorable sweet and sour scent of femininity here, I feel a slight tickling sensation, yes, the aroma has an adorable bouquet that is making my legs a little wobbly, all those hidden desires…” a visibly flustered, married with two kids, Jen Psaki utters shakily to the waiting press pack.

Incoming White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was indeed on shaky ground, especially as this was her first appearance in front of the press.

“Mis…mis…misinfor…mation! These silk panties are so damn luxurious, I, I, can’t get enough of them (takes another long sniff) I, I, think I have to go now, I shall see y’all another time! Don’t forget misinformation!” At that moment, Psaki rushes out of the White House press room, nearly tripping up on the way out.

During her little show, Jen Psaki forgot to mention that the biggest piece of misinformation around now is that Joe Biden is president.

Cesar Chavez Bust Signifies Back to Saul Alinsky, Obama/Biden Playbook

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Cesar Chavez Bust Signifies Back to Saul Alinsky, Obama/Biden Playbook

As soon as Joe Biden moved into the White House, it was out with the Churchill bust, and in with Cesar Chavez.

What’s the fuss about you may say?

Well, Cesar Chavez was a major mentor for Obama, and they were both students of Saul Alinsky. In fact, both Obama and Chavez idolised Alinsky to the point of demagoguery status. During his radical Marxist union activism, Cesar Chavez would routinely give out Alinsky’s book “Rules for Radicals” to members of his Bolshevik union team.

Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it. Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. (This is cruel, but very effective. Direct, personalized criticism and ridicule works.)

Saul Alinsky

As for Obama, his term in office as well as his prior works were dictated by ‘Rules for Radicals” almost word for word as well as Cesar Chavez. Obama even stole Chavez’s motto “Si se puede!” for his 08 campaign translated as “Yes, we can!” The amount of radical destruction meted out onto American society during his long reign is testament to Obama’s dedication to Saul Alinsky, Marxism and Chavez.

As for Alinsky himself, he is the epitome of Marxist radicalism that now defines the far-left Democrat Party, however it would seem the current state of the party has moved even more far-left than even Alinsky could dream of. The Democrat Party, utilising its Bolshevik Big Tech Politburo are now pretty much Stalinist in nature. They are part of a totalitarian cabal of operatives cancelling everything in sight that does not hold Marxist ideology. The Democrats who control all media, all Big Tech, all education, and all of Hollywood, utilise this power to brainwash the nation’s young minds from birth, to eviscerate any form of alternate opinion or thought. The only departure from Stalin are the gulags, but these may still come in the future in the physical form, just for now though, the Marxists have turned the internet itself into a gulag of the mind to serve their evil purposes.

A Marxist begins with his prime truth that all evils are caused by the exploitation of the proletariat by the capitalists. From this he logically proceeds to the revolution to end capitalism, then into the third stage of reorganization into a new social order of the dictatorship of the proletariat, and finally the last stage — the political paradise of communism.

Saul Alinsky

It does not matter who Trump was or was not, his personality is not important, however as a man in power he had the chance to stop these people, instead he floundered, and was eventually betrayed by his own party, who only saw things in the short term.

Trump had his chance to stop these Marxists, but he lost, and they won.

This is why America will not be able to survive another Obamamite Alinsky attack conducted by the Chinese Communist Party puppet Biden administration.

In four years or less time, America as you remembered it will be over.

 

 

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American Republic Dies Today – Banana Republic Born

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American Republic Dies Today – Banana Republic Born

The sham inauguration today of a man who cheated his way to the presidency, is a sign of negativity for the former Republic, which from now on will be known as a Banana Republic. The corrupt Joe Biden is a man who has no scruples or honour, who is also allegedly known for his sick affection for underage children, as well as illegal business deals with the Chinese Communist Party as well as Burisma in the Ukraine.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

Joe Biden is a danger to American national security and is a puppet of the CCP, a dishonourable disgrace who has ruined democracy, and ruined the Republic.

The new Banana Republic will now forever be aligned with Venezuela, Cuba, Zimbabwe, and China.

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America lost its status as a Republic with a fizzle, not a bang, and the saddest part of the situation was that the very guardians who were supposed to defend the Republic did nothing, they stood back and watched without action. Their cowardice will be remembered for centuries.

The only way now is down, and down into the darkness shall America go, consumed by corrupt institutions in a swamp of deceit and greed, America has lost all integrity in its electoral system, and all integrity in its judiciary.

One only needs to watch the graphs on election night to see the mass dumps of votes for Biden, as the vote counting machines were manipulated to throw votes out for Trump and bring in Biden votes. There is no hope in a country that refuses to even address or look into the factual evidence presented. The media refuses to even acknowledge any evidence presented to it, as does the American judicial system of corrupt judges in courts.

Banana Republic USA, now a disgrace to the founding fathers, and an example of what happens to nations that stray from the path of integrity, honour, truth, justice and democracy. The USA is now the laughingstock of the world, a sick venal country infected with corruption and greed to the highest levels of office. Drink up your soy milk American men, cowardice is now your legacy.

America died today. All the brave soldiers who fought in both wars for the freedom of Americans, fought for nothing now. Their sacrifice was for nothing.

The only people celebrating today are China and the rest of America’s enemies.

Trump Given Magnificent Send Off By Republican Party

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Trump Given Magnificent Send Off By Republican Party

It couldn’t get any better for Trump as his final day in office will remain with him forever. The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump was applauded for his one and only term in office with a wonderful send-off by his fellow Republican Party.

As the RINOs lined up behind the outgoing president, each one plunged another dagger into Trump’s already full back. Some of the knives overlapped, one RINO even using a hatchet, another a blunted Phillips screwdriver.

Then came the regular republicans, they all smiled and congratulated Trump as they too, all in turn, stabbed a knife into Trump’s sodden back.

Finally, came Pence, Trump’s supposed wingman, this time he carried a cutlass which he pushed into the back of Trump with gusto. Pence’s yellow complexion flexing with effort.

“Et Tu Pence!” Trump groaned, weakened but not yet beaten.

It’s a long way to Mar-a-Lago, enjoy the fucking ride.

The Best Theatres Every Movie Lover Should Visit

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The Best Theatres Every Movie Lover Should Visit

Even though most of us are now turning to Netflix and other movie streaming services, you should also consider some of the best theatres available in the world.

At some point you need to go out and spend some good time with others at some local movie theatres. But how about you explore even further? There are quite a number of movie theatres that you can visit and watch some great movies there.

This is not all about watching movies, rather you can have a good time and meet new people.

Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas

This movie theatre has exploded since it was opened in Austin, Texas in 1997 with 22 Locations. The place is popular for pioneering the luxury movie theatre moments that many other chains are adopting.

Be ready to enjoy comfortable and lucrative seating, fine dining and drink. Above all, get ready to enjoy some great movies at this brilliant movie theatre.

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Castro Theatre in San Francisco, California

This is a historic movie theatre in San Francisco. The theatre is easily recognisable simply because of its beauty. It consists of a marvellous Spanish Colonial façade, but it looks like it belongs in Europe instead of Northern California.

Cine Thisio in Athens

Now how about watching a movie in an open space? Well, this is what you get when you get when you go to Greece. All you need to do is to visit outside at Cine Thisio and have a good time by viewing the neighbouring Acropolis as well as Parthenon.

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The Top Things to Look Out for this Year that Definitely Aren’t Conspiracy Theories

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The Top Things to Look Out for this Year that Definitely Aren’t Conspiracy Theories

2020 was the weirdest year ever. Not only did an unprecedented virus rage across the planet, but we saw an Oompa-Loompa lose the US election, the Pentagon declare that aliens are now among us and just… the Tiger King.

Yet just when you thought you were safe from the madness, along comes 2021 with even crazier behaviour – you ain’t seen nothing yet. Here are five things that are happening as we speak that definitely aren’t conspiracy theories.

A huge 5G cell tower is melting all the icecaps

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Big tech is everywhere, man, even the North Pole. Think about it: they can’t build those gigantic 5G towers in a populated area because it’ll give the game away, so how about a place where nobody goes?

The problem is, all of that radiation blasting out has consequences. First, radioactive polar bears – as if the natural kind aren’t scary enough, imagine a super-sized glowing mutant bear chasing you. Next, simple science tells us that all that heat is going to melt the ice away at a rapid rate.

So, next time some scientific expert who’s spent most of their adult life studying the subject tells you that ‘climate change’ is causing sea levels to rise, just shake your head and say ‘nope…it’s 5G. I read some article on the internet’.

Maths isn’t real

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All those hours sat through Maths class…for what? Since when does ‘y’ equal anything anyway? TikToker Gracie Ham went viral recently for asking if maths is even real, and it’s not like anyone has come up with an answer.

The question has opened up a debate between philosophers and mathematicians, with many of them saying several mathematical concepts depend on the society they were created in; that is, if humanity had taken a different course, would things like algebra even exist?

How about taking things a step further…who’s to say that three apples plus two apples is five apples? Are apples even real? If we believe John Lennon, then nothing is real, including maths.

People who can ‘see into the future’ are running the world

Ever wondered how the super-rich got their money? Forget hard work, luck or a big inheritance…most of them earned their fortunes with a mystic ability to see into the future.

Bill Gates saw a future filled with computers in his crystal ball back in the 70s, Jeff Bezos had a premonition of the Covid pandemic causing mass online shopping when he was a teenager…the list goes on. Ever wondered how Elon Musk got the money to start up Tesla?

He simply wrote down the winning lottery numbers that had come to him in a dream.
Everyone knows that seeing into the future is the surest way to riches, which is why all fortune-tellers are billionaires.

This theory will gain credence in 2021 as more people become ‘Crypto millionaires’ than ever before. Think their success is down to logic and skill? Nope. They’re just clairvoyants.

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Covid masks contain mini CCTV cameras

Technology is pretty sophisticated these days. Not only can we use the latest gadgets to play games on our watches, charge devices wirelessly and stream movies in seconds, but we can also fit really small things into really small spaces.

Consider the face mask. Once the domain of bank robbers and surgeons only, we’re now told we have to wear one to stop a deadly virus in its tracks? Sounds convenient – a little too convenient.

Maybe masks are a way to spy on us. Just slit open each mask’s fabric and slide the latest technology in there – not time-consuming or expensive at all. Next up will be recording equipment in boxer shorts, and hats with antennas built into them. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

Joe Biden is the ‘fifth Beatle’

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Let’s look at the facts here. Joe Biden was born in 1942: so was Paul McCartney. Joe Biden has Irish heritage: so does Paul McCartney (and John Lennon). Joe Biden was in the States in the 1960s: so were the Beatles as part of the famous British Invasion.

If all that isn’t enough, take a look at old Beatles photos. There’s normally a fifth guy hanging around, right? Well, that guy happens to be a young Joe, providing backing vocals and clapping his hands in time to classics such as Love Me Do and I Wanna Hold Your Hand.

Joe eventually got tired of screaming fans, touring the world and earning a ton of money for playing music, so he chose a career in politics instead. He’s never forgotten his Beatles roots though – just take a look at his recent inauguration ceremony: one of the songs? Beatles classic Here Comes The Sun, lovingly performed by Jon Bon Jovi.

Bridgerton Upsets Other Minorities

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Bridgerton Upsets Other Minorities

The Netflix period drama Bridgerton, which is historically incorrect and a bastardized chavvy monstrosity skewing history, has upset South East Asian groups as well as Australian aborigines, and Arabs.

The ‘Fast and Furious’ of period drama

“All we see are out of place black actors plonked into the show, but where are the Chinese/Japanese/Filipinos/Vietnamese/Indians? There is no representation for Australian aborigines or maybe Samoans to frolic around in hammy costumes, and Arabs are completely ignored as well. There are many other minority groups that are also ignored. Why are the blacks given preference in this squalid series, when in reality they were nowhere to be seen in the period in England apart from a very few places? If a Blackamoor male even sniffed a white woman in those days, he would have been arrested immediately and appropriately punished.” an outraged activist for Minorities in Movies support group revealed in the Guardian.

Naturally, Netflix was silent and did not answer any questions sent its way. The company is currently planning to defile the historical period drama genre further with a new film set in 18th Century Shropshire, involving a cast of ferrets, numerous bisexual midgets, fourteen paraplegic Eskimos, an octopus, three giraffes and a donkey that farts in tune to the British national anthem.

Pray For America — Freedom Gives Way to Communism and Despair

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Pray For America — Freedom Gives Way to Communism and Despair

Chinese puppet, Joe Biden will harm America irreparably with communist legislation. This is incredible, here is a father who took long inappropriate showers with his underage daughter Ashley, who is a compromised agent of the Chinese Communist Party, and is severely impacted by dementia, who has completely cheated his way into being inaugurated on the 20th January as President of the United States. Biden and his son Hunter have also been implicated in many illegal deals with companies in Ukraine and China, where they allegedly received vast sums of money in the form of backhanders for corrupt business dealings and alleged money laundering worth millions of dollars.

armed-soldiers-dc-The paranoid Democrats and their sham inauguration don’t even trust the National Guard that have been deployed to guard them. They have calculated that 90% of the National Guard are male and only 20% voted for Biden. This amount of paranoia reveals the fear amongst this group of communists is such that they fear even their own soldiers. This is why all the National Guard soldiers have now had their gun magazines confiscated by the paranoid Democrats, who know very well that they are amongst the most hated of individuals after stealing the election. This paranoid act alone proves to many how they have gained power through dishonest and nefarious means and are now fearing some kind of retribution for their crimes.

When they come for your guns, they will have smiling faces and M16-A2s.

Pray for America, for on 20th January all will be lost, and there will never be any hope for the country again as it succumbs to more corruption and Chinese influence.

This is what happens when no one did anything, they stood back and watched as outrage after outrage were committed on the constitution and electoral system.

Americans can only now wish for a quick death amongst sky-high taxes, Chinese communism enforced by the tyrannical Big Tech Stasi, and brutal persecution by the Bolshevik hatchet men.

Pray for America…for soon it will be like China.

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