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Javid: “You’ll Just Have to Live With Covid From Now On”

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Javid: “You’ll Just Have to Live With Covid From Now On”

As population control goes, this is great news for those who think the UK is way too overcrowded. The news from the Health Ministry under shoe-in Sajid Javid, obviously came straight from the top, from Boris Johnson himself.

As if it wasn’t hard enough living in a city like London under the deathly auspices of Sadiq Khan, where going to your local corner shop can mean the difference between being stabbed in the liver, or barely getting away with buying a bottle of emergency milk, we now have to contend with daily coronavirus deaths being firmly swept under the carpet.

There is no doubt that the British Isles are grossly overpopulated, so the deaths from Covid will be welcome to those who think we are currently in the midst of a Malthusian nightmare.

“This is great, because it means I will be safe at home with my stockpiles while the rest of the population will be forced to mingle, or if you are one of those freedom protesters you will cheer the freedom you have once again — freedom to die?” one home body revealed before continuing to cower under their blanket.

You see ‘lockdown’ was good for the planet, but not good for humans. Furthermore, lockdown halted the spread of the virus, and was not good for whittling down those pesky humans hiding in their homes. Now that people are actively being forced out to spread the virus (the virus is spread even if people are vaccinated) then it is hopeful hundreds of thousands more will succumb to the multiple variants spreading around.

How many deaths will occur before someone in the government says anything? If we have 50,000 deaths per week, will there be anyone saying anything?

“Just get back to work. Mingle! If you die, don’t worry, someone else will take your place. You are just a mere statistic, we do not even view you as a human,” some faceless bureaucrat in Whitehall blurts.

The new health minister, Sajid Javid, is a pen pusher, an accountant who will simply look at the daily death figures and grin like a Cheshire cat, because to him they are large numbers, and he loves big numbers to play with in his little accountants book. Forget about things like some scientific or medical knowledge, we now have a fucking accountant as a health minister to oversee the daily death records from the virus.

When the deaths get to 10,000 per day, there may still be not a single utterance.

Look on the positive side though, to meet the carbon emission targets set, it will require a reduction of the UK’s population by at least 70% so enjoy the ride folks.

Tour de France Cycle Carnage: We Reveal Identity of Woman With Sign

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Tour de France Cycle Carnage: We Reveal Identity of Woman With Sign

French police are hunting a female spectator who is on the run and faces up to a year in prison after causing the injuries of 21 riders in one of the worst-ever crashes in the history of the Tour de France, as British cyclist Chris Froome was involved himself in the crash.

The Daily Squib however has conducted extensive research and detective work into the identity of the ‘female’ spectator who caused such a Tour de France cycle fracas.

The spectator was not in fact a woman, but a man cunningly disguised as a woman. We tracked the master of disguise to a farm in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, England. The farm this person fled to after sneaking away from France is situated in the Cotswolds, and has a rather silly name — Diddly Squat Farm.

When we confronted the farmer at first he denied everything, but was hiding something behind his back. Our investigative reporter quickly deduced the farmer was hiding a silly wig, some fake tits, a bright yellow jacket and cardboard sign.

“Mr. Clarkson! We know how much you detest bicycles and cyclists, as well as the frogs in general. We put it to you in no uncertain terms! It was you, sir, cunningly disguised as a woman who downed those Tour de France cyclists. The evidence is too overwhelming for you to deny the facts we have recovered.”

At that moment, Jeremy Clarkson bolted for his tractor and sped down the muddy farm road at 12 MPH.

If anyone has any more information to the whereabouts of the main suspect in this cycling crime, please report your findings to the Gendarmerie in France.

Chinese Espionage Agents Installed Camera in Smoke Detector to Catch Hancock

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Chinese Espionage Agents Installed Camera in Smoke Detector to Catch Hancock

Hostile state, China, is most certainly responsible for the spy camera installed in a smoke detector in the ministerial office of former MP Matt Hancock.

The Department of Health and Social Care (DHSC) CCTV cameras are produced by Chinese company Hikvision.

Placing spy cameras in private areas like a ministerial office is a serious breach of national security, and it is guaranteed that listening devices were also placed in the office of Hancock.

The agenda for the PLA and Chinese intelligence service, MSS, Ministry of State Security is essentially one of the ‘long game’ to cause chaos, demoralisation and garner as much information as possible to subvert the enemy (Britain/USA/Australia).

If one minister’s office, like that of Matt Hancock has been found to be bugged, it can be assumed that all other departments and ministerial areas are also compromised. Whether MI5/MI6 will do anything about this breach is not known.

The CCP’s 3F plan, which aims to “fall, fail, and fell,” to weaken, destroy and kill Western nations is part of the CCP’s BGY Program (B-Hacking, G-Money, Y-Sex).

China’s Ministry of State Security – Divisions

  1.  Confidential Communication Division Responsible for the management and administration of confidential communications
  2.  International Intelligence Division Responsible for strategic international intelligence collection
  3. Political and Economic Intelligence Division Responsible for gathering political, economic, and scientific intelligence from various countries
  4.  Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau Division Responsible for intelligence work in Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau
  5.  Intelligence Analysis Division Responsible for analysing and reporting on intelligence and collecting guidance on how to handle intelligence matters
  6.  Operational Guidance Division Responsible for directing and supervising the activities of provincial level MSS offices
  7.  Counterintelligence Division Responsible for gathering counterintelligence information
  8.  Counterintelligence Division Responsible for monitoring, investigating, and potentially detaining foreigners suspected of counterintelligence activities. This Bureau is reported to primarily cover and investigate diplomats, businessmen, and reporters.[58]
  9.  Internal Security and Anti-Reconnaissance Division Responsible for protecting the MSS from infiltration by foreign entities by monitoring domestic reactionary organizations and foreign institutions
  10.  External Security and Anti-Reconnaissance Division Responsible for monitoring students and institutions abroad in order to investigate international anti-communist activities
  11.  Information and Auditing Division Responsible for the collection and management of intelligence materials
  12.  Social Research Division Responsible for conducting public opinion polling and surveying the population
  13.  Science and Technology Investigative Division Responsible for managing science and technology projects and conducting research and development
  14.  Science and Technology Investigative Division Responsible for inspecting mail and telecommunications
  15.  Comprehensive Intelligence Analysis Division Responsible for the analysis and interpretation of intelligence materials
  16.  Imaging Intelligence Division Responsible for collecting and interpreting images of political, economic, and military targets in various countries through both traditional practices and through incorporation of satellite imagery technologies
  17.  Enterprises Division Responsible for the operation and management of MSS owned front companies, enterprises, and other institutions

How to Find the Ideal Property? 4 Important Tips that Will Help You Find Your Dream Home

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How to Find the Ideal Property? 4 Important Tips that Will Help You Find Your Dream Home

Buying a home is perhaps the biggest decision someone can make in their life. It’s worth it to put all your efforts to ensure that your home purchase plan is in place. There are too many people who buy homes, but they don’t consider the fact that they can be very expensive and end up buying homes that they’re not thrilled by eventually.

First, you should consider choosing a property in an area you want to live in. So, how do choose a new property in a new area to live in? Literally, there’s no point in buying a property in the wrong area.

Plan your home-buying process

First things first, plan for the long term – you’re not buying the house and change your mind after 5 months. You want to live there for years, maybe a lifetime. Also, consider if you’re planning on having kids, or if you already have a big family. You’ll need extra space for the kids – including the pets, too. Owning a pet really does require time, affection, money, and space. Yes, you don’t want to live with your dog, baby, and husband in a studio flat. Most people end up living in their houses for years, so this is a vital factor to consider. If you don’t buy a home that is future-proofed you’re going to end up moving, which can be more costly. So, consider the following:

Buy a home that is future-proofed.

If you want to have kids, or already have, but plan on having more, buy an open-space home where you can grow together.

Think about the changes you want to do to the new home: but be relaxed, you don’t have to do them all at once.

Focus on the fundamentals

Be sure to focus on the important things. For example, changing the colour scheme in a home is easy, but you can’t change the total floor area. Learn everything you can about the property, before you buy it. Ask clever questions to the estate agent about the property or about different locations around Newcastle. The area you choose to live in matters most: when you go check the property, make sure you check the surroundings as well. The real estate agents will often do whatever it takes to sell a property they’ve had on their list and failed to sell it.

So, don’t be afraid to ask the neighbours about the idea of buying a property there. Most of them will be delighted to speak to potential new neighbours in the area. If they tend to avoid speaking about it, then that might tell you something.

Estate agents can look out for you, but some of them want you to pay as much as possible on a property. They even test the market and put an overinflated price and wait to see if anyone goes for it. But you are the only one that really looks out for your interests. So, the only way to be confident that you don’t pay too much for a property is to research and become your own real estate agent. Check for the properties as often as possible – you will be better informed about how to find the ideal home in a perfect area.

Do your homework and research

If you are searching for the ideal property for you and your family, but it’s your first time, it can be stressful. Or, it could be an adventurous process, if you do it correctly. Doing research can help you find the ideal property, and maybe sooner than you would think. But before you get started, define how the ideal property looks like for you. It is possible to find a home that fits your requirements, but this requires a lot of research. Don’t put your expectations too high if you are the kind of person that doesn’t like to spend time searching for stuff.

But even if you don’t find the perfect home, you could build it, or remodel it to meet your desires. While looking for a home to buy, make sure you consider the location. Do you want to live within your neighbours? Do you want to move to a more private space? Or maybe you want to live closer to work. Other amenities you should consider include banks, hospitals, malls, and schools. Don’t forget to research the neighbourhood and see if it’s safe enough for you and your family.

Consider the bigger picture

Be sure to consider the bigger picture – it’s best to think long-term when buying a home. There is a need to buy a house with many bedrooms if you have, or planning on having kids. By the time they will reach the moving-out age, it will be necessary to have enough space for you and your family. Make sure you keep in mind these facts before choosing a home to purchase. In case you aren’t sure about your budget, speak to a real estate agent before starting to do your research.

Remember, you are the only one who can decide what’s best for you. Also, there is a difference between wants and needs. It’s nice to have what you want, but is it really essential? As a buyer, you really need to determine whether or not you need that swimming pool in the yard. You might buy a smaller house with communal facilities and live perfectly. It’s important to buy the house of your dreams, but it’s also important to remain realistic. Can you really afford it? Consider the expenses you’re going to face for such a big house with so many amenities.

You may take a look at many houses you love, but also remember that you can do a lot of changes and updates to your new home and transform it into your ideal dream home.

Which Countries Are Dating Most Using Online Apps?

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Which Countries Are Dating Most Using Online Apps?

Getting your leg over is as old as human evolution, but dating is now even easier than the days of the caveman because you don’t even have to get out of your cave and bonk your prospective lover on the head with a club any more, today, it’s just a case of flicking through an online dating app on your phone, et voila, you’re in like Flynn.

Going all the way back to 1200 BCE, and the glorious ancient Egyptian civilization, marriages were organised affairs, however when it came to romance and sex, there were literally no taboos. We can find evidence of some form of dating in the Chester Beatty Papyrus I where the male poet extols the virtues of his ‘sister’ (women were commonly referred to as ‘sister’).

My sister is unique – no one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful woman alive. Look, she is like Sirius, which marks the beginning of a good year. She radiates perfection and glows with health. The glance of her eye is gorgeous. Her lips speak sweetly, and not one word too many. Long-necked and milky breasted she is, her hair the colour of pure lapis. Gold is nothing compared to her arms and her fingers are like lotus flowers. Her buttocks are full but her waist is narrow. As for her thighs – they only add to her beauty (Lewis, 203).

The Romans observed obedience to the paterfamilias, where marriage was also arranged by the family, however in Roman society, especially the upper classes, this arrangement did not stop a lot of clandestine dating to go on, in fact it was often encouraged. Men and women alike often had many lovers even though they were married. One only has to refer to The Art of Love Ars Amatoria by Ovid (43 BC – 17) to learn about the intricacies of the Roman dating scene.

Ancient graffiti from Pompeii reveals quite a modern take on dating that many women today may even feel is still true.

The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

Funnily enough, satire was involved in the earliest personal ads in Britain, published by a London magazine the Mercurius Fumigosus in 1660. Obviously a subject of much amusement, one particular ad is supposedly penned by a “worthy, plump, fresh, free, and willing Widdow liveth near the Carpenrer in Flowre and Dean street near Spittle-Fields”, imploring: “any man that is Able to labour in her Corporation”.

In America, The New-England Courant, by brothers James and Benjamin Franklin, printed a satirical marriage ad on its front page on April 13, 1722, ridiculing those who married for money.

Our modern internet dating era is just an extension of the many matrimonial agencies that exploded in popularity in the 1700s.

Now we have so many dating apps that the choice is almost infinite, from the 2003 MySpace, to Tinder, Badoo(2006) and Hinge of 2012. By 2018, Tinder boasted over 50 million users in 190 countries, while the Russian founded Badoo excelled with over 500 million users worldwide. In 2016 it was the most-downloaded dating app in 21 countries.

Thanks to extensive research from Betway online casino, we find the most popular dating apps across the world and reveal the countries in which you are most likely to find love.

What are the world’s most popular dating apps?

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If you want an online date, steer clear of Asia, with only nine of 41 countries in the continent having a dating app rank in the top 100.

Naturally, South America, where a lot of amor goes on, had the highest ratio of dating apps in the world. The average ranking of the top dating app among the 12 South American countries researched was 68.5 – higher than any other continent. Bolivia came out top with some serious dating app action, so it’s time to book a flight there.

In Europe, the Germans were the highest number of users of dating apps, with Tinder coming in at 55 in their app store.

The global disparity in popularity of online dating apps possibly reflects many different variables, like cultural differences and differing sexual habits as well as the ratio of youth in particular nations.

Whatever your location, or cultural sensibilities, on the globe — keep swiping!

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WW3 Update: Baiting the Bear in 2021 For a 2014 Problem

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WW3 Update: Baiting the Bear in 2021 For a 2014 Problem

The Russian bear may seem to be in hibernation in its cave most of the time, but sometimes it wakes up and strikes out with ferocity.

Vladimir Putin may smile as he pours you another cup of tea, but he knows very well that the polonium he infused the tea with will kick in sooner than later.

As for naval skirmishes in the Crimean Peninsula, things are heating up very nicely, and the Russian deputy foreign minister Sergey Ryabkov has warned any Western ship nearing the illegally annexed Crimean zone that they will receive swift fire if warnings are not heeded.

The Russians illegally occupied the Ukrainian territory during the weak rule of Obama in 2014. At the time, president Obama just stood and watched as Russian forces in balaclavas simply walked into the Crimea taking it with minimal resistance.

As of today, no Western nation recognises the Crimea as Russian, therefore the Black Sea waters close to the annexed zone are not recognised as well.

Testing the waters is a perfectly acceptable tactic, and there are claims that HMS Defender, a type 45 destroyer, was fired upon yesterday, although denied by the British, it seems the 2014 annexation of the Crimea will be a long-lasting thorn in the West’s side. If only Obama had heeded the large amounts of intelligence garnered before the Russian invasion in 2014, and increased the military presence, thus stopping the Russians from their steal, the shit would not be bubbling up now in 2021.

If WW3 starts soon, blame lazy Obama.

Dumbo Harry: “I am Not Living in a Fantasy Land”

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Dumbo Harry: “I am Not Living in a Fantasy Land”

Earl of Dumbo, former prince, Harry, may now be just another celebrity, but he has emphatically denied living in a fantasy world.

“When I spoke to Doprah I told the whole truth and nothing but the truth. My dad cut me off completely of financial aid when I left Britain. He was only paying my £5 million when I was used to receiving £10 million a month. That’s not good enough for me or Meghan, and she had a huge hissy fit over it. Meghan told me to shame papa on the Doprah show whilst we plied the show with more lies…ahem…I mean truths! Money grows on trees, right?”

Amongst the many lies and half-truths spilled on the Doprah interview, were the usual crap about Archie being denied princedom for some reason or rather, being married twice, and other petty grievances that people who do not receive vast sums of money for doing nothing could not comprehend.

What does prince Harry and Meghan do exactly apart from expel vast sums of carbon emissions every year with their extensive private jet travel itinerary and other emission busting nonsense? If living in an extensive 16-bathroom McMansion is not enough of an insult, what the fuck is?

Being the self-proclaimed saviours of the earth with their constant nonsensical lectures is obviously not enough.

What happened to their Spotify show that was meant to change global consciousness?

As for the awful saccharin puerile illiterate book written by Meghan, insider publisher knowledge reveals that the book was in fact purchased in its thousands by Meghan Markle’s team, so it would top the New York bestseller list. That’s the only way it could get to that level, simply because no sane person on the planet would buy that book if they possessed a single brain cell.

One has to feel awfully sorry for Harry though, he does not know whether he’s coming or going, he has a form of verbal diarrhoea with no plug in sight, much to the detriment of anyone exposed to the media, or the long-suffering royal family.

How much money was pumped into the life of Harry over the years, how much taxpayers cash was pissed away in Mahiki and places like Las Vegas?

Harry may be an ungrateful parasite who constantly wants more cash and fame for his greed-driven ego, but there may come a day when even the real Lilibet has enough of this uncouth narcissistic creature of low intelligence.

 

African Woman Who Claimed to Give Birth to 10 Babies Seen at 35,000 ft

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African Woman Who Claimed to Give Birth to 10 Babies Seen at 35,000 ft

Goiame Shithole, a South African woman who claimed to have given birth to ten children, was spotted over the Himalayas at 35,000 by a passenger jet at 14.00 hrs UTC yesterday. The woman had stuffed a massive helium balloon under her dress to fool thousands of South Africans when she claimed to have been pregnant with 10 babies.

“Oscar, Charlie, Foxtrot. I have just seen an African woman flying over Mount Everest. She was cruising at 35,000 feet, wind speed 12 knots. She seemed very happy and waved at us,” Captain Klaus Himmel of the Lufthansa jet reported.

Ms Shithole was last seen at a relative’s house in the northern township of Rabie Ridge, Johannesburg, South Africa in the early hours of June 17.

“She said she was going to the hospital to give birth to our 10 kids, so I wished her luck. I saw her walking down the road and heard gas sounds like farts, and she lifted off the earth. That’s the last I saw her,” Shithole’s boyfriend, Tobego Titsotsi, told renowned South African journalist Piet Rampedi on Wednesday.

It is calculated that Ms Shithole should reach the altitude of 35 kms before the helium balloon bursts, which is just on the edge of the earth’s atmosphere.

It is not known whether Ms. Shithole has a parachute, or oxygen supply.

What Children From 1966 Predicted About 2000s

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What Children From 1966 Predicted About 2000s

It goes without saying that British school children in 1966 spoke with more intelligence/articulation and with far superior elocution than most adults do today in 2021.

As for their predictions of the year 2000 onwards, some are right on the mark, some outlandish but most are very close to the mark.

We do have a terrible problem of overpopulation and depleting finite resources as many of the children predicted, but we’re still not living under the sea yet, as one girl suggested.

As of today, there has not been an all out global nuclear meltdown, and the children’s fears at the time must have been amplified by the Cold War news headlines. Of course, all hell could break loose at any time in the future either with Iran, N. Korea, China or Russia starting a nuclear war, but we shall get to that problem when it arises.

Automation and robotics are taking away jobs, and it will get worse as more technology takes over human roles. What to do with the humans out of work is a huge problem as predicted by one very articulate child at 1:27 of the video?

Factory farming is very much a reality today, as many animals live their entire lives up to slaughter in big sheds never being allowed to roam freely in fields.

Global poverty caused by overbreeding is threatening earth’s finite resources and will also eventually lead to global conflict.

In the 2000s, we now live in a terribly overpopulated polluted world that could break into global conflict at any time.

No one in the video however predicted a viral pandemic like the Covid-19 virus that came from Wuhan, China.

Brexit Punishment No. 35476: Stasi EU Censors Want to Erase All UK Streaming Content

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Brexit Punishment No. 35476: Stasi EU Censors Want to Erase All UK Streaming Content

A new EU directive under Stasi EU media control will ban the broadcast of British-made television and films in revenge for Brexit.

Gestapo EU Officials declared the UK presents a threat to the “promotion of European works and cultural diversity” within the Soviet fascist authoritarian bloc.

“Nein! Zere vill be nein Blackadder, nein Peaky Blinders, nein Fawlty Towers, nein Britisher schwein shows. And if you don’t like it? Eins, zwei, eins,zwei, eins, zwei!”

 

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