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ADFORUM OFFERS ITS SERVICES FREE TO UKRAINIAN AGENCIES AND PRODUCTION COMPANIES

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ADFORUM OFFERS ITS SERVICES FREE TO UKRAINIAN AGENCIES AND PRODUCTION COMPANIES

Agency presence on AdForum.com is usually membership-based and delivers international visibility among potential clients and agency search consultants through the ability to showcase their creative work.

AdForum attracts more than 4 million unique annual visitors from the global advertising and marketing community.

The package includes access to AdForum’s Creative Library, a database of over 200,000 creative campaigns. Ukrainian agencies will be able to add their own work and use existing campaigns for research.

The news follows AdForum’s recent decision to offer Ukrainian agencies free entry to its PHNX Awards. Under the current system, agencies pay for entries if they make it to the shortlist (initial entry is free). This charge will be waived for Ukrainian entrants.

AdForum CEO Philippe Paget said: “As incredible as it seems, from our contacts with them we know that many Ukrainian agencies and production companies are still working. But we also know that they’re struggling. We hope this gesture may help them to stay engaged with the global community and find new clients now or in the future.”

PANEM SEO Agency Needs Your Help – Support Ukrainian Companies

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PANEM SEO Agency Needs Your Help – Support Ukrainian Companies

We are appealing to internet businesses large and small to help us to help you. As a Ukrainian SEO agency, we are currently suffering terribly due to the Russian invasion of our country. We would like to offer our SEO services to help your company’s performance rank on the Google search engine. Please help our business in this dire time of need, and we will do our utmost to help your company on the internet.

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The internet is a mass of meandering avenues, complicated algorithms to be traversed, and competition for the number one position on search engines is fierce.

ukraine heartThe need for good SEO optimization has never been so high. Many businesses, including small and large, try to take advantage of it, but few succeed. The competition is intense and reaching the top position in Google is becoming harder and harder. Yet, with SEO agency Panem your chances are so much higher.

As more businesses shift to SEO for their main marketing channel, having a professional team that understands the intricate nature of online advertising is essential. We as an SEO agency are a certified Google Partner, and we specialize in multiple types of promotion.

Be it PPC strategies or AdWords creatives, we’ll use these tools to their absolute limit so that your business can move up the ranks and appear across a wide range of relevant media platforms. It’s time that you and your business products step up to the front page of the Internet. Working with an SEO agency will help you reach new people much faster and more effectively.

PRNEWS.IO Took an Initiative to Support the Ukrainian Media

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PRNEWS.IO Took an Initiative to Support the Ukrainian Media

The PRNEWS.IO team came up with an initiative to support the Ukrainian media. The platform offers businesses to buy appearances in Ukrainian media using their catalogue. To support the work of editorial offices during the war, the service has cancelled fees for all media outlets owned by Ukrainian publishers.

Despite the shelling, the Ukrainian media continue to work on the informational front, publish objective news, photo, audio, and video evidence of Russia’s aggression against the Ukrainian people. They are regularly attacked by hackers, they get on the list of enemies of Roskomnadzor and are limited in online access.

Most media before the war were financially dependent directly on advertising. According to PRNEWS.IO, since February 24, its volume has decreased by 90-100%. The editorial offices are asking the news outlets and businesses of other countries to support the work of the Ukrainian journalists. However, not everyone has the opportunity to accept money from abroad.

“The significance of the activities of our journalists and editorial offices, as well as their courage, cannot be overestimated. Staying in Ukraine, working under shelling or from bomb shelters, they risk their lives preparing and publishing objective news about what is happening in Ukraine.

“Therefore, the PRNEWS.IO team offers domestic and foreign companies to buy advertising in Ukrainian media using the platform catalogue. By paying for content, you will help the voice of Ukrainian journalists to strengthen and tell the whole world about what is happening in Ukraine,” says Oleksandr Storozhuk, the PRNEWS.IO board member.

The advantage of the platform is the unique financial logistics. Thanks to it, the service can accept payments from anywhere in the world and promptly sent them to the media.

To join the PRNEWS.IO initiative to support Ukrainian media that are left without the usual sources of funding, it is enough:

  • select the publication you want to support in the catalogue;
  • click the “Checkout” button on the right and make the payment;
  • in the order form, write words of support and send the text.

Funds will be assessed and available for news outlets immediately.

The PRNEWS.IO platform is currently connected to 5000+ news sites owned by Ukrainian publishers.

About PRNEWS.IO

PRNEWS.IO is an Eastern European startup based on a mission to use big data for predictable brand communications with people through media stories. The company collects information on hyperlocal online newspapers and niche online publications. A total of 72,000 media outlets from 142 countries are connected to the platform. Since the beginning of 2021, the platform PRNEWS.IO has been visited by more than 1.5 million people.

PRNEWS.IO operates in Estonia and has a development office in Ukraine. The company is also a service provider for the Estonian digital citizenship program — e-Residency.

Ouch! EU Now Has to Pay For Gas With Russian Rubles

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Ouch! EU Now Has to Pay For Gas With Russian Rubles

How’s that for a final kick in the cojones? That clever chappie, and murderous bastard Vladimir, is now demanding energy-choked EU nations pay for their gas supplies in Russian Rubles. All of those sanctions seem to have done very little because the Russian currency is once again flying high above levels prior to their implementation.

Already, Germany and Italy are seriously considering bending to Vlad’s demands.

Economic war for the EU and US meddlers who stoked this mess up in the first place and a continuation of Ukraine being pummelled by Russian cannons are par for the course. It all seems so silly, as if we are surrounded by little children having tantrums, withholding their toys from the other children when they don’t get what they want, crying into their jelly.

Meanwhile in China, Lavrov is solidifying Russia’s union with China. There can only be silence from Beijing Biden as he has been told to not even dare consider sanctions on China for colluding with the enemy. Chairman Xing Ping-Pong has Biden by the ball sack and all has to do is yank it a little like a grizzled bell before Biden gets the message. Just keep quiet old man, the fellow communist whispers into Biden’s half-deaf earhole.

The saga continues. The mish mash of blurted mumblings and meaningless words from a weak United States limping from one diplomatic disaster to the next, but what can you expect from a nation run by a bunch of woke whiners more concerned with coercing toddlers to become transgender than something as unimportant as geopolitical brinkmanship?

As Uncle Vlad sits back in his cavernous bunker somewhere in the middle of Russia, he can only crack a smile whilst sipping another jug of Polonium-210. He looks down to see the faithful head of one of his female consorts bobbing up and down before grunting and waving her away unceremoniously after finishing.

There is a certainty to all of this. Biden in his infinite stupidity will escalate things further. When that happens be very afraid and thank the corrupt pieces of shit that installed him into power by any means possible, because you will be paying for their indiscretions for a very long time.

Someone Needs to Slap Some Sense into High Tax Rishi Sunak

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Someone Needs to Slap Some Sense into High Tax Rishi Sunak

It’s Friday night, you order up a greasy Indian takeaway. When Rishi Sunak, the high tax Chancellor of the Exchequer turns up at your door, you tell the fucker to sling his hook. Someone in parliament needs to slap some sense into this creepy greasy-haired vulture bleeding Britain dry. For a start, he is a remainer it is a certainty whatever anyone else says, this piece of grease-laden chapati wants to ruin Brexit Britain and make everyone’s life harder.

Any economist or person with some semblance of logic knows that to invigorate and restart an economy, whatever the global situation, you have to lower taxes. Scrap the hated EU VAT of 20%, lower income tax, lower business tax, lower council tax, lower interest rates, lower fuel tax and all the other fucking taxes that leach huge sums from people every bloody month. Make Britain move again, not stultify it with concrete shoes.

High-tax Sunak thinks that invigorating an economy means taxing people and businesses to death. No! That shit halts economies. People stop spending, people get scared, businesses cannot grow or even trade anymore.

“You put your salary into your bank account. Immediately, the direct debits suck your money back out. What’s the fucking point?” one man said.

One thing Sunak is not over-taxing is the huge amount of stinky grease he schleps on his fucking hair every day.

Academy Award Members Prepare For Gang Gun Fights Next Year’s Oscars

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Academy Award Members Prepare For Gang Gun Fights Next Year’s Oscars

Joel Rubenstein an academy award director, has been discussing the accommodation of gun and knife fights during next year’s academy awards ceremony.

“Because African Americans are allowed to get away with anything they want, this morning we have been discussing allowing them to discharge their weapons in the venue next year as they try to kill each other. Bullet proof vests will be standard fashion accessories and we even plan to accommodate a morgue.”

It’s okay to violently assault people

Extreme violence and brutal behaviour is condoned only for African Americans and any other race that partakes in such savage displays of hardcore violent behaviour will be pilloried, driven from their profession and arrested.

Another academy award member Josh Zuckerheimer was adamant that African Americans bring a cultural richness to Hollywood that is invaluable.

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African American actors peacefully prepare for next year’s academy awards

“Life imitates art in all its ways. African American cinema usually displays the virtues of these people and their wonderful lives. They are obscenely loud, vulgar, lazy, entitled, constantly angry with huge chips on their shoulders and armed to the teeth, not only with real guns but massive race cards ready to threaten anyone if they do not get their way. I expect violent,  mentally unstable individuals like Will Smith to be touting a gun or knife for next Oscars ceremony.”

Some actors and actresses could be caught in the crossfire therefore the academy plans on ordering more bodybags just in case. Toxic masculinity is allowed for woke blacks but nobody else.

“We are not ghettoizing the Oscars, as some misinformed journalist suggested. Au contraire, we are merely accommodating our wonderful African American friends because if we don’t, then they start up a terrible stink and call us racist,” Zuckerheimer added before a crazed African American actor brutally sucker punched him to the ground from behind whooping and jeering to applause from the assembled actors and actresses.

You just gotta love Hollywood.

The Glory of a Blacked Oscars

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The Glory of a Blacked Oscars

You can’t get more black than that, violence and the purity of angry expletive ridden exchanges. The Oscars have truly shown the colours of blackness that have infiltrated Hollywood in its dark final declining years. Sure, BLM would be proud to see their beastly working methods utilised so well, that of brute force, vulgarity and sheer stupidity. Just imagine the furore if a white actor had gone up on stage to slap Chris Rock?

Black privilege 

One Oscar attendee quipped: “No doubt Will whatever-his-name Smith will receive multiple token acting job offers after his Oscars performance. Everything is down to quotas these days, you gotta employ people who ain’t qualified for the job a lot of the time, and Will Smith is as robotic as they come. His acting is so wooden, at times it is hard to distinguish between Smith and the furniture on set, but he gets paid gazillions of dollars for mediocrity because of the colour of his skin.”

Indeed, it is nigh on impossible to make a historical period drama these days without African American celebrities who can barely act being unceremoniously plonked into roles that they should not be in. It’s just a case of rolling one’s eyes again as history is once again defiled by the Hollywood quota fillers.

The 2022 Oscars also highlighted the awful statistics of black on black violence, something BLM ignores completely. BLM only activates its loot-worthy destructive capabilities when a poor white person is involved in the mix, plus the incident has to be filmed by some bystander (preferably also black) with a phone. If those components are not present in the equation, then it ain’t worth shit. For BLM, thousands of blacks shooting each other in Chicago monthly ain’t worth a squirt of piss, nada, nothing. Black lives don’t seem to matter when it’s black on black violence.

This is truly a renaissance for the Oscars, though. In the next five to ten years, all the Oscars will be black. There will be no more crackers allowed, and Oscar night will be a form of bloodletting where burly brain-dead savage brutes duke it out, shrieking mamas pull out each other’s hair weaves in screaming animalistic ratchet fights and everyone has a cook-out afterwards on stage to celebrate with even more violence. World Star-r-r!

Global Power Britain Leads the Way During Ukraine Crisis Despite Brexit Doomsayers

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Global Power Britain Leads the Way During Ukraine Crisis Despite Brexit Doomsayers

The Remoaners who constantly bleated that Britain would be weaker after Brexit have had to eat their poisonous words as the Ukraine crisis has shown the UK leading the world with its actions in the war. Even Vladimir Putin has been surprised by the immense power wielded by a supposedly weakened country.

The EU Soviet bloc of former countries have also shown some form of unity, albeit in their own chaotic fashion, however the EU could not match Britain’s decisive lightning response to the Russian invasion. With Britain’s military response in aiding Ukrainian troops giving them the necessary equipment to counteract the Russian assault, and comprehensive sanctions, the intended Russki blitzkrieg was thwarted. This is in stark contrast to the EU where German and French companies are still doing business in Russia with no plans to stop despite war crimes and atrocities being reported daily.

Behind both the UK’s and EU’s support of course there was the US response, but Joe Biden supposedly leading his nation resulted in a slow, weak and sclerotic result. At times, Biden has even aided the enemy with his unscripted idiotic comments.

Britain through its strength in Brexit has shone through the negative bluster of the treacherous Remoaner class and put them to shame.

 

World Leaders: “For God’s Sake, Biden Cannot Stay in Power”

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World Leaders: “For God’s Sake, Biden Cannot Stay in Power”

World leaders were today pleading with American politicians and administrative staff to remove the idiotic senile bungling old fool Joe Biden from power immediately.

Furthermore, many world leaders fearful of another moron being installed into power who could inadvertently start a third world war, are plotting the arrest of the corrupt officials and business people who enabled Joe Biden to gain power during the 2020 US elections.

Obama Biden Award Fraud President-unelect“Sure, Putin is a dangerous individual but Biden is invariably more dangerous because he is not only senile but stupid as well. At least Putin can be contained somewhat, but Biden is a fucking liability set loose with free reign to do as he pleases and the Democrats are protecting this individual,” a senior NATO military advisor commented on Sunday.

Psychiatrist Dr Henry Nyman, revealed that Joe Biden may actually be pursuing a larger conflict with Russia on purpose.

“What has Biden got to lose? He has lived his life and simply does not care that the rest of the world will suffer in a nuclear apocalypse event started by his provocative language. His mental state is one of nonchalance and internal anger. Here is a man who gained power by illegitimate illegal methods and subconsciously he feels he does not deserve this ultimate power. Biden hates himself and he hates the people who installed him into power. His internal anger manifests itself in chaos and destruction brought on by his deep-seated Catholic guilt. Joe Biden is in a worse mental state than Vladimir Putin who is calculated and cool in his actions however evil they are. With Biden, the world is being punished by a schizoid man with advanced dementia and severe manic depression. Biden is very dangerous because he is unpredictable and can order a nuclear attack at any moment due to his severe mental state.”

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If one analyses all angles regarding the installation of someone as dangerous as Joe Biden who has no regard for human life, as witnessed by his actions in Afghanistan, one could postulate with certainty that this very sick individual was installed into power by people knowing full well that his reckless and chaotic mindset would lead to a third world war.

Throughout history, whenever there has been a global economic impasse, world war was always the solution chosen by the few who would ultimately profit from all encompassing conflict.

Rishi Sunack Budget: “Just Die Will You if You Can’t Cope With Poverty!”

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Rishi Sunack Budget: “Just Die Will You if You Can’t Cope With Poverty!”

Bundled around a pile of burning broken furniture in the middle of your living room as you watch the latest budget presentation from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunack, you throw some cherished books on the fire to keep things going. Today, you ate some mouldy bread and a grape. Gripped by hunger and poverty thanks to the massive tax increases from the Chancellor, you had to abandon your car last week as fuel prices are now so high that filling your gas tank is reminiscent of taking out a second mortgage. Ah, the subject of mortgages. Interest rates rose thanks to the insane policies of the BoE and this means mortgage payments as well as credit card charges rose as well, rendering any little money you had left in your raided pension as lost to the ether of imbecility. The council tax bill flops on the floor alongside the water rates, the electric, the gas, the BBC tax and all the other bills that exist. Ah, council tax is up another 350% from last year. Throw that on the fucking fire as well.

Towards the end of the freezing evening, the last embers of the fire that has consumed your last chair glows orange. It is time to retire to your arctic bedroom with your freezing moaning wife. Our dead cat that passed away last week from starvation and cold is still resting in eternal peace on the end of our bed. At least its fur may keep our feet from catching frostbite in the night.

Drifting to sleep, one can only dream of massive levels of quantitive easing. Those were the days eh, the stock market was shooting up irrespective of anything and free money was being thrown around like confetti. Shops were giving away fridges, tellies and food was plentiful. Zero percent interest on everything. Hope I don’t wake up tomorrow morning. Reality will truly be insufferable.

 

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