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Only Low-information Idiots Would Ask For a Pay Rise During a Hyperinflationary Recession

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For socialists and Marxists who make up unions, money magically appears from nowhere, where it is spent without thought. There are magic money trees that supply vast amounts of cash to these socialists who seem to live in a utopian Marxist dreamworld.

The reality of the situation which these moronic fucking idiots who are asking for huge pay rises during this period of hyperinflation and recession is that if they get pay rises, then inflation will only get worse. Interest rises will be even more severe, and their pay rises will only add to the misery of even more fucking inflation.

If this pussified “Conservative” government had any balls, they would fire each and every rail worker linked to the RMT Union and replace them all. Something Ronnie Reagan did to air traffic workers when they dared to strike in the 80s. On August 5, 1981, President Ronald Reagan fired 11,359 air-traffic controllers striking in violation of his order for them to return to work.

The pathetic low-information workers on the rails are more preoccupied with their own greed, as their average salary is already over £65,000 per annum. The Marxist militant leader of the RMT Union makes over £160,000 per annum and lives a life of luxury off the backs of taxpayers and his union slaves.

Why Elon Musk is Quite Not Ready to Wrap Up Twitter Deal

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On the cusp of a major global recession, as well as a tanking Twitter share price, Elon Musk was quoted a $44 billion price for the company before the shit hit the fan and Twitter shares fell like a rock.

In addition to the now lower valuation, Twitter is basically one big headache, and Musk is not sure whether his heart is there dealing with a woke triggered bunch of leftist Twitter staff.

One imagines the Twitter bot problem is also a major issue. Joe Biden has over half of his followers as fake accounts, as do so-called luminaries like Barack Obama.

The far-left biased site is itself a twitting contradictory filled place full of biased banning, ghost banning and election steering.

In these times, Musk is better off staying well clear of the Twitter purchase, especially as he has already been burned by buying a sizeable share of the ailing company already.

You can polish a turd as much as you want but at the end of the day, it’s still a turd. Cliches aside, Twitter is a bird poop disaster of a site that is almost unmanageable and at the moment unfairly priced.

The spectre of actually allowing free speech to somehow reappear on a platform that is famous for its censorious left-wing bias may also be a pipe dream for Musk.

Socialists and Marxist communists cannot be ordered to suddenly accept freedom of expression and free speech. For them it is an anathema, something that is so far from their programmed soviet ideological belief system that it is alien to them. The Twitter staff who skew the site to only uphold leftist material and the general population of Twitter would be up in arms to any changes, and would cause a lot of problems for Musk.

Hold off for now, and concentrate on Tesla and SpaceX.

Bored Prince Harry Gets a Pet Monkey to While Away Time in Montecito

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Bored with the lacklustre polo, what else is there to do in Montecito? The gated mansions holding Hollywood glitterati are all closed, and the streets are now full of tourists. Apart from twiddling his thumbs and thinking of England, what can poor Harry do in this plastic land of fakery?

According to some Montecito insiders, the bored former royal has been pining for a pet of some sorts to keep him company in the vast 16 bathroom mansion with cheap Mexican furniture.

“Meghan is usually out either at Oprah’s or with her woke friends on shopping trips to Rodeo Drive spending as much of the Netflix money before they ask for it back. The couple are seriously worried that Netflix will ask for the money back as they have not delivered anything, so their plan is to spend all the money, and when Netflix asks for their cash, they’ll say it’s all gone,” the insider revealed.

The kids the couple have allegedly spawned are usually with one of the Mexican nannies, and thankfully out of sight and sound.

This is why Harry has bought a Guenon monkey from a private breeder in Santa Barbara. Guenons are medium-sized monkeys that are about 16-22 inches tall and weigh 5-15 pounds on average. They are friendly monkeys but as with all pets they need a lot of care, and this suits Harry because he is frankly lonely and isolated in Montecito.

According to one of Harry’s new American chums, he calls his new monkey friend, “Willy” and so far the pair have bonded very well.

“Harry talks to Willy the monkey a lot and has even constructed a large holding pen for the primate where he can swing around. Harry also likes to take Willy into his study where he reads it colouring books as it jumps around the room,” one of the servants revealed.

Celeb News: Kim Kardashian Modelled Her Buttocks on Baboons

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Celebrity for doing nothing, Kim Kardashian apparently modelled her buttock implants on those of baboons the Instagram star revealed to TMZ.

“I was flicking through the channels and suddenly saw this nature show. It had that English man on it, and he was pointing at these huge red baboon buttocks, explaining why they had evolved like that. Something to attract mates. That’s when a big bulb exploded in my head. I was on the phone to my surgeon in Beverly Hills that minute.”

Many women across the world have been copying Kardashian’s ass fashions ever since.

Some susceptible women have sadly died after attempting to copy Kim Kardashian.

Striking RMT Rail Workers on £65,000 Enjoying Day Off

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“Let the cunts walk to work,” Alan Smalls, 46, from Hounslow, chuckles as he tucks into another pint. Mr. Smalls is having a barbecue with his friends today, and he has the news on showing all the chaos the RMT Union are creating across the capital.

“You ungrateful people don’t see the hard work we go through on the trains. I have to sit down in the cab for 4-hour shifts at a time and read my iPad. When we get to a station the automated system opens the doors and makes the announcements. Then I’m back on the iPad. It’s hard work and I get paid £65,000 per year to do it.”

As well as the insanely high pay levels rail workers get there are the benefits as well. Rail workers get free travel for themselves and their entire family, they also get free gym memberships, and three weeks paid holiday per annum. On retiring, they get a full salary pension and a bonus every year to top up their pensions.

“I’m retiring next year. May move to Marbella where I own three properties, or could go to the Algarve as I own a large mansion out there. Golfing all day, then swimming and maybe take the wife to a beautiful restaurant in the evenings. It’s the good life. I have to thank Karl Marx, the Labour Party and the RMT Union. My comrades have done me good, innit!”

The RMT Union boss, a renowned militant Marxist also lives the good life with a pay packet over £160,000.

Who says that Marxism never worked?

PHNX AWARDS 2022 GRAND PRIX WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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We present the winners for this year’s PHNX Awards. An amazing amount of talent and creativity was reviewed to come to the final results. As always, it was a true honour for the Daily Squib editor to be part of the jury. Never stop creating. Never stop selling.

The biggest prizes went to work from the UK, the US, Canada and Guatemala.

The PHNX Awards announced four Grand Prix winners at its online ceremony at 6pm CET on June 16.

GRAND PRIX FILM

“Open Spaces” for Burberry by Riff Raff Films (UK)

GRAND PRIX PRINT

“Better With Pepsi” for Pepsi by alma DDB (US)

 

GRAND PRIX DIGITAL

“Did you mean Whopper?” for Burger King by Publicidad Commercial MullenLowe (Guatemala)

GRAND PRIX DESIGN

“Tough Turban” for Pfaff Harley-Davidson by Zulu Alpha Kilo (Canada)

There was no Grand Prix awarded in the Strategy & Technique category. The jury felt that the selection was too diverse to choose an overall winner and that each candidate stood on its own merits.

There were 108 winners in the competition, including 25 Golds.

The third edition of the PHNX Awards attracted 1050 entries. The jury is one of the world’s most diverse, comprising not only creatives but also strategists, clients, industry leaders, consultants and journalists – in short, jurors from every corner of the industry.

You will find a full list of winners here: https://adforum.com/phnx-winners

Will War Bring Reality to Snowflake Generation?

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When war comes, it is always the great equaliser, it brings urgency and vast doses of reality. Something the snowflake generations are alien to, and would not be able to cope with.

Where today’s Social Justice Warriors and assorted Sovietized woke virtue signallers all exist in a pseudo utopian twilight world of social media posts and organised campaigns on street corners, their work to disrupt and destroy Western culture as well as rewrite history would not be tolerated anymore. In fact, it would be a breath of fresh air if these people did not get the message in a time of war and continued their Marxist disruption, at least they would finally be all rounded up.

There would be no time for any micro-aggressions, LGBTQP parades, trans cabaret in primary schools, BLM ANTIFA looting riot festivals or metoo persecution of all men. There would no longer be any more forced socialist cultural mores onto the general public in a global war situation.

Instagram influencers and their fake lives would not be tolerated anymore, and the same would probably happen to the YouTube automatons who all spout the same mantras day in day out, peddling their moronic thoughts for views.

It is not yet known what would happen to the far-left media and Big Tech companies who have been funded and working with the enemies of the West for decades now? Either they will have to adjust their Confucius Society, Maoist stance undermining Western democracies from within or be deservedly dismantled. For too long, the Soviet globalist agenda has been integration with communist authoritarian ideology resulting in things like cancel culture, censorship of patriots, and turning elections.

Woke Hollywood would also be a candidate for reform, the studios have taken so much money from Western enemies like China that they have even been forced to change film scripts. Maybe, in a time of war, they may be forced to make pro-American, pro-Western films for a change.

If war materialises and the West is led by a Biden administration, then we will be the losers. We can only pray that a competent government somehow is given the reins, or Western nations are doomed to certain defeat and annihilation. Because America is under the current weak Biden administration, the West’s enemies are making bold moves right now and their plans for the near future are all encompassing.

Snowflakes could be forced to join the military in a time of war. This scenario is almost unimaginable, as there would not be any safe spaces from drill sergeants. If the US and UK bring in the compulsory draft during a time of global war, snowflakes from London to Los Angeles would be literally melting. Hail the new cannon fodder.

Summer Solstice at Stonehenge Live

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Wow! We’re here at Stonehenge again this year. Thousands have descended on Wiltshire’s antediluvian world-famous stone circle for the Summer Solstice. For thousands of years, druids and pagans flocked to Stonehenge to perform ancient ritual human sacrifices and view the sunrise over the sacred stones on the longest day of the year.

These days, the original rituals are not honoured, but there were loads of people and tourists to see the sun rising today.

“Oh wow, the sun is rising. Oh my god!” one girl said.

“That’s incredible I just saw the sun,” a man said.

“No way! I don’t believe it. The sun!” another person gawked.

Come back at the Winter solstice for more sun and stones.

Experts: Christians are Programmed to Create Armageddon

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According to Christians, the human written words in the Bible are the words of God. Suffice to say, armageddon, the end of the world will be the self-fulfilling  destiny created by Christians.

The entire Christian religion begs for self destruction and every day many of these religious people pray for their own annihilation. If it is in the holy book it is their future conclusively written and Christians need to make armageddon happen even to the detriment of all other humans.

The Blowing of the Sixth Trumpet was part of the Apocalypse, vin
The Blowing of the Sixth Trumpet, Book of Revelations

How will Christians create global armageddon? The Christians firmly believe in the words of the Bible and a specific last chapter/testament called the Book of Revelation. To create their man-made destruction they will have had to given aid to their enemies to grow and become strong militarily. An example of this is China, which since the 1960s the Christian Western nations have built up to rival the USA in wealth and military strength. Russia is also a nation which is Christian Orthodox but is setting itself up to fight the other factions of Christianity in the West who they view as impure allowing homosexuality and transgenderism to be all encompassing within society.

The Bible purists will thus also fight other Christians who they deem as less pure. The same goes for internalised conflict within countries like the United States where the multiple factions of Christian belief will fight each other as well as be attacked by external Christian and non-Christian nations possibly simultaneously.

Christianity itself is a religion that is programmed for self-destruction as is commanded by the Bible. Their belief system programs them from birth, and is a generational system of control.

The mass proliferation of nuclear weapons globally is an obvious choice to bring forth armageddon on earth, especially as Christian nations developed and perfected this weapon of mass destruction in the first place. Why did they do this when they knew there are no winners in a nuclear war? The answer is simple – the Christian religion as written in the Bible has already supposedly detailed the future in the book of Revelation.

If there were no Christian or Abrahamic religions would humans have a better chance of survival? Well, there would not be a man-written book proclaiming to be the word of God which people worship and believe in detailing man’s End Times in an apocalypse.

There could have been a world dominated by a truly universal pact centred on  love, science, astronomy and knowledge. There could have been a push for technological wonders that would extend life and preserve nature whilst expanding human consciousness to the far reaches of the universe through space travel. These things could have happened because there was no dominant book proclaiming an apocalyptic armageddon future believed by millions of people.

Instead, we have a future where Christians will welcome the destruction of all on earth, because it is written in their book. They will smile and rejoice as the bombs fall because it is their belief they will be taken to their heaven. They are programmed to complete their Christian mission one way or another because the Bible says so.

 

FACT CHECK: Joe Biden Did Not Fall Off His Bike

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We are here on behalf of the Lords of all truth, CNN, Snopes and MSNBC to fact check the alleged incident reported of Joe Biden falling off his bicycle.

The almighty truth is that anyone saying anything critical in any way of the protected Biden is fake news and it is the job of certain authoritarian outlets to fact check these nefarious stories because we are the almighty bringers of all truth on the internet and no one else is qualified to comment. If you have political views other than socialist, Liberal or Marxist then you are fake news and we will cancel you.

Joe Biden did not fall off his bike. That supposed incident may have been a malicious holographic image projected by Donald Trump to discredit Mr. Biden.

Anyone reporting otherwise is spreading fake news propaganda and disinformation and will be discredited by the totalitarian lords of all truth on the internet i.e the Liberal media apparatus and Big Tech controllers.