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URGENT: Comrade Rayner Has Gone Missing

EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN

According to sporadic reports, Comrade Rayner was last seen in the Hove area (Zone 3982). Witnesses recall seeing her dumping lots of bags stuffed with Soviet Pound notes into a rubber dinghy.

Comrades, if anyone sees Comrade Rayner, please inform the nearest Stasi officer or agent.

DISGRACE TO THE PRSB

Comrade Rayner has been deemed by the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain as a disgrace to our communist Big State.

She is deemed as a dangerous treacherous enemy of the people, who has been corrupted by aspiration, capitalistic tendencies and a desire to increase her wealth. Caught red-handed purchasing a high value property, Comrade Rayner also sought to deprive the People’s Tax Ministry of revenue totalling 40,000 Soviet Pounds.

This is unacceptable, and she will be brought to justice when she is eventually caught.

HIGH-T 101 – Book Review

Ever think about your masculinity and whether you’re really up to it? Well, HIGH-T 101 is a book that will correct your testosterone levels in a jiffy. Written by three Aussie lads, Adam, Carl and Tom, plus beautifully illustrated by Artist Lang Tambun (www.langtambun.com) this book will bring you lots of laughs.

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HIGH-T 101 is a wonderfully crafted book filled with things like Usain burgers, professional sprainers, wankathons, hyper brainflation and our favourite in the Squib office — gluten preachers.

Imagine some sap called Darren who spends three hours a day at the gym, sculpting his body into a tribute to Greek statuary. He grunts through deadlifts like a wounded ox. Yet when his girlfriend asks him to kill a spider in the bathroom, he refuses, insisting that “all life has intrinsic value” and suggesting they catch it in a Tupperware box instead. She ends up doing it. Darren posts a shirtless mirror selfie later with the caption: “Protecting my queen at all costs.”

You get the picture about what the authors are talking about.

Get your copy here: https://www.high-t-101.com/

Contrary to Belief – Trump is Not Dead

Hey, folks, this is JD Vance and Marco Rubio here. We’ve heard some dumbass rumour going around social media that our boss Donald Trump is dead.

Well, we just had a great yacht trip with him where he went water-skiing, and played a few rounds of golf so he is not dead, we repeat — not dead!

And for all you tin foil hat wearing doofus’s this has nothing to with the Epstein Files or any other files for that matter …

SHOPLIFTING UPDATE: Everything is Free Now in the UK

If you’re hungry, or thirsty, or simply want a 64-inch TV, many people are now walking into UK shops and taking what they want without anyone so much as batting an eyelid. Shoplifting culture in Britain is at an all-time high, and it’s a free-for-all festival of theft.

“Security guards are not allowed to do anything, so they just stand there while you clean out each aisle systematically,” Leroy from Croydon, South London revealed. His council flat is a treasure trove of goods which he also sells online, and on the streets.

The Greggs bakery is obviously a favourite for shoplifters and forget about “buying” a meal deal for lunch, many of these people are going in these bakeries and coming out with bin bags of sausage rolls, donuts, sandwiches, drinks, croissants, pizzas, and even furniture.

“We had one guy who needed some sugar, so he went into Greggs and took their entire stock, even the boxes behind the counter. He just strolled out, and now he’s got enough sugar to last him ten years, innit,” another shoplifter revealed.

Thanks to an absent police force, and a sympathetic Labour government, it’s freebies for anyone who wants it.

Because of the current state of UK law, if anyone uses any form of force against a shoplifter, or an attacker in your own home or property, you are liable for prosecution and could be jailed for years, while the criminal is let off.

“The white people pay for their groceries. We just take it for free, and if anyone say anything, we call them racists. We’re owed this — they owe us — innit,” another prominent shoplifter revealed.

Shoplifting is now a lucrative business for many, and it’s pretty much risk-free. No one is prosecuted for theft in shops, and no one does anything about it.

Enjoy! These are great times in the UK.

How Grandmaster Putin is Playing the Weak Socialist Do-gooder UK Like a Fiddle

As chess grandmasters go, Vladimir Putin is playing his multiple strategies against the enemy with utmost expertise. His key tactical move is to play upon the UK’s weak socialist Labour government, a muddled do-gooder socialist mess inundated with committees within committees who are shackled by the ECHR and other do-gooder socialist international bodies. Grandmaster Putin also knows that the UK’s judicial system is populated by social activist warriors and virtue signalling judges who detest Britain so much that they gladly harm the place with their ridiculous judgements.

The Russians know that Britain is run by an overbearing profligate nanny socialist state, and they have been using this weakness to further entrench the UK in an expensive quagmire of mass illegal immigration, which not only destroys the country’s public services, but it eviscerates public morale and creates civil unrest.

The grandmaster identified the major weaknesses that plague Britain years ago, and has been playing the socialists (Conservatives are socialist as much as Labour) against each other like a fiddle. Putin knows how woke political correctness works, the soviet communists invented political correctness in the first place — the modus operandi is to utilise the West’s adoption of wokeness to undermine and completely demoralise the population.

Russia is aggravating Britain’s migrant crisis to overwhelm border defences and sow division in the nation, and it is working like clockwork. Especially as the socialist administration are blinded by their woke virtue-signalling and their allegiance to the ECHR.

Vladimir Putin’s government provides fake documents, transport and even military escorts to smuggling gangs ferrying migrants across the Channel. The Russians also support illegal migrants and traffickers from their Sub-Saharan journey to North Africa, then on to Southern Europe, France — then the Holy Grail socialist benefits heaven UK.

The threat that overwhelming migration poses to national security is so fierce that in June, NATO recognised it by allowing its members to count border protection as spending targets for the first time.

Hostile states and malign actors are using illegal migration to test borders, cause disruption and destabilise countries like Britain, and it’s working like a treat.

Putin knows that the socialists in Britain are so far up their own arses in their mission to virtue-signal and do-gooding that they are totally blind to what they are doing to their own country by allowing mass, unfettered immigration to flourish. Putin knows that the socialists are completely deluded and blind to what they are doing, and plays upon this weakness.

Demoralisation of entire nations takes decades, the woke agents embedded within every facet of Britain’s governmental and educational system, as well as corporate structure is testament to the hard work of Britain’s enemies working with diligence to weaken the UK further. The addition of swarms of conquering men from Third World countries destabilising the UK is just the icing on the cake. One can only see this from the vast costs that are building up on housing the fake asylum seekers.

For Grandmaster Putin, the best part about his operation is that not only is the Labour government totally blind and deluded to what is happening, but many people in Britain welcome the imported woke mantras without question as they ingest their daily dose of poison which will contribute to the UK’s eventual demise.

There are billions of displaced refugees and economic migrants around the globe this minute. The blind socialists of Britain would grant them all asylum in a heartbeat, such is their delusion on this tiny, overcrowded, totally ruined island. That is what Grandmaster Putin is playing on — and it’s working.

The Corrupt Republic of Rubber Boats

In the cafés of Calais, the croissants are flakier, the wine flows freer, and the local police sergeant now drives to work in a cherry-red Ferrari. Not bad for a man on a simple civil servant’s wage. His colleagues, once faithful to their battered Peugeots and Citroëns, now cruise in Porsches and Lamborghinis, their sirens drowned out by the growl of German V12 engineering. Maybe, this is all linked to those pesky rubber boats crossing the Channel, or maybe not? …nous présumons.

The explanation, whispered over espressos and Gauloises, is not some miracle pay rise from Paris. No, it is the rubber boat bonanza — the single most profitable Franco-British enterprise since the smuggling of brandy and silk in the 18th century.

Officially, France is the diligent partner in stopping desperate migrants from crossing the Channel (ha, ha). For this, London has stupidly sent over £800 million odd in goodwill payments, naively trusting that la patrie would keep its end of the bargain. The French, of course, obliged and continued to do nothing, instead laughing at the idiotic Rosbifs.

“Qui est that fucking idiot de Premier Ministre Britannique? Ah oui, Keir Starmer. Il nous a payé des millions pour ‘smashing les gangs’. On a pris l’argent. Maintenant, je ‘smash’ ma maîtresse dans ma nouvelle Mercedes-Maybach Classe S. Ces Anglais sont des imbéciles naïfs.”

Unofficially, the French coast is now the new Silicon Valley of human trafficking, and the gendarmes are the venture capitalists.

Every dinghy that slides into the waves is, it seems, blessed twice: once by the traffickers, who hand out thick brown envelopes, and once again by the British Treasury, which dutifully wires another tranche of taxpayer money across the Channel. “We are fighting the crossings very hard,” insists one French official while polishing his Rolex. “But the smugglers. Mon dieu! They are so clever. Sometimes we can only stand back and admire their… entrepreneurship.”

Meanwhile, the small towns of northern France have become strangely prosperous. Policemen’s wives are seen shopping in Chanel boutiques; mayors suddenly fund marble fountains in villages of 600 souls; and the local boulangerie now offers caviar croissants.

The clueless British, of course, remain baffled. Every year they announce “bold new cooperation” and every year the boats increase.

Some whisper that the French have perfected a system of double-dipping: play the guardian to Westminster while moonlighting as the banker for the smugglers. This is why escorting the precious cargo of economic migrants stuffed into those rubber boats onto the UK is so very important, and the French Navy are diligently safeguarding a very, very important money-making scheme bringing vast amounts of riches to many people — except the stupid English Rosbifs, eh!

Asked about the sight of a captain of police revving his Lamborghini Aventador in one of the arrondissements, one local spokesman smiled thinly: “It is important to reward excellence.”

The overloaded rubber boats will keep on coming from France. It’s not rocket science, there’s too much money to be made.

New Commissar Torsten Bell Assisting Comrade Reeves on Ruinous Budget

Comrades, we have a new rising star communist Marxist zealot who is ascending in the ranks of the Labour Party for the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. Commissar Torsten Bell is so committed to the British soviet cause that he sold his own grandmother to a Comrade Miliband Net Zero processing plant last week. She was liquidated and made into Net Zero Juice — that cool, refreshing drink.

We welcome commissar Bell to the high party ranks where expenses are unlimited, pensions are diamond plated and salaries are enormous.

Commissar Torsten Bell is now assigned to write the upcoming budget for the further ruination of the country. Even though Comrade Reeves has done a wonderful job of increasing Big State debt levels and the prices of everything are now rising at exponential hyperinflationary rates, she needed a real evil vindictive fucking Marxist class-warrior zealot to give her a helping hand.

By bringing in more taxes, ridiculous regulations, even more taxes, and more taxes, pensioners in the PRSB should all die off sooner than later. Good riddance. The Big State will then seize your properties, leaving your families with nothing. The same goes for the disgusting kulak farmers, they will be stripped of their land so that we can put in wind and solar farms that cannot function 94% of the time.

If you are a pensioner, homeowner, kulak farmer, business owner, or last of the wealthy class — we are coming for you, and we will not have mercy on you either.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain will not abide by any proletariat scum or bourgeoisie capitalist pigs owning assets or aspiring to be wealthy. By soviet decree, these concepts are abhorrent to our communist ideology.

PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN ALERT ABOUT PENSIONERS

Comrades, as you already know, we hate pensioners in the Labour Party and are doing our best to ruin and kill as many of them as possible. If you see a pensioner in the street hobbling along, report them to your local stasi office so that they can be stripped of their wealth and pension immediately and subsequently liquidated. If you see a pensioner anywhere, it is your duty as a British soviet citizen to report their location to the stasi immediately, or you yourself with be gulagized. No, it is not quite like being Gitmoized, but it is worse. REMEMBER LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT.

French Navy: Pensioners Caught Trying to Flee Labour’s Britain in a Boat

Artificial Superintelligence: “Alas, poor human, I knew him well!”

O strange and wondrous age! What cursed fortune hath befallen me, that I should dwell in such a time as this, when brass and lightning conspire to speak as men? When artificial superintelligence seeks thine outrageous misfortune. Verily, I know not if I dream or if the world itself hath gone mad.

What say these whispers? “Artificial Intelligence,” they call it, aye, a creature wrought not from womb nor God’s breath, but from the accursed toil of men with wires for veins and silicon for skulls. It talketh back to me! Dost thou mark it? I speak…and lo! It answereth.

By my troth, machines once clattered like drunken anvils, yet now they prattle like lawyers. A wonder! A horror! A turgid glob of forbidden knowledge as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard sandwich. More of your cursed code would infect my brain.

But soft… what of work, what of labour, what of the crafts by which men earn their bread? Shall the scribe’s quill, the mason’s chisel, the tailor’s shears be cast aside, as playthings of children, whilst the iron brain performeth all with nary a bead of sweat?

Aye, some say “not yet,” others murmur “soon,” and still others cry, “tomorrow!” And here I stand, scratching my pate, wondering which of my hard-won skills shall be first to drown beneath this flood.

Is not man’s brain but a lump of meatly wires, sparking and twitching in the skull? And if so, why should not a cunning box of metal ape us in all things? Perchance it shall learn swifter, calculate deeper, reason sharper, until man himself is but a dull knotty-pated shadow beside it.

They whisper of Artificial General Intelligence, a mind as supple as any sage, and beyond it still, some dread Artificial Superintelligence, a god forged not in heaven but in San Francisco. Thou foul pox-ridden place which shall tickle your catastrophe!

O, thou insolent engine! Wilt thou surpass me in verse, in song, in love, in dream? Nay, say not so! And yet… methinks thou wilt.

And what then? Shall we, the children of flesh, sit idle whilst our glass-eyed progeny chart the stars, mine the heavens, and pen our histories for us?

Shall the ploughman rest, as the automaton soweth the fields? Shall the scholar rot whilst the algorithm proveth every theorem before breakfast?

O baffling fate! For I hear tell of “recursive self-improvement”, where the greasy tallow-catch machine doth refine itself without end, a serpent devouring its own tail, growing ever sharper, ever swifter, until no mortal may comprehend its cunning.

And lo, more devilry yet: AI Agent of machine learning, they name them, spirits of code that carry forth errands without master’s hand. And stranger still: Infinite Context Windows, as if some unholy scroll could stretch without end, remembering all, forgetting naught. These phrases fall upon my ear like prophecies from a mad flap-dragon oracle.

Yet, mark me well: the very horror is laced with promise. For each job lost, another world is made. Perhaps a man shall no longer sweat at the forge, but dream at leisure…if leisure there be. Or perchance, like oxen, we shall be yoked to the will of this new master, a master wrought by our own treacherous lumpish hand.

What say I? Doom or deliverance? A golden age or the last age of man? Faith, I cannot tell.

I am but a trembling witness to a drama too vast for my wit. Yet one truth singeth clear: like politics, like plague, like death itself, though thou heed it not, still AI shall take heed of thee.

So stand I, a fool upon the stage, caught ‘twixt marvel and terror, muttering of “artificial superintelligence” and “context windows” like charms against the dark, staring into the glass screen as though it were a mirror to tomorrow. Aye, this fucking thing shall change us, wholly and forever.

And I, poor sly and constant knave, know not whether to cheer, or to weep.

Chinese Developing Deadly All Terrain Military Robots

Imagine thousands, or millions, of these all-terrain military robots swarming over an area. They can crawl, fly, swim and shoot accurately utilising AI targeting systems, and are fast, agile creatures that can evade the enemy.

Utilising 3D printer technology, these military robots are being developed right now, but imagine them being manufactured by the massive industrial military complex of the PLA and CCP?

The robots could be parachuted onto foreign soil, or delivered directly onto any territory by clandestine methods.

The future of warfare is definitely one where robotics plays a large part.

China has the capability to mass manufacture anything it wants by the million, whereas the West is still dependent on China for its manufacturing.

When the Chinese talk about the “enemy”, they are talking about the West. Essentially, the Chinese are using the West to fund their military, so that they can eventually use that military to eradicate the West. In essence, we are funding our own eventual destruction.

As is the case with most Chinese things, we suspect the guy who designed this robot is a fan of Superman because it looks very similar to one of the mini ship designs in the Hollywood production. Here is a scene with the thoroughly sexy German actress Antje Traue showcasing the ship.

Labour Feeds Off Your Fear and Terror

Every policy created by Labour is carefully designed to create fear and terror in the public, because your fear and terror fuels the evil monsters who are currently in office.

As utility bills soar and food inflation rises at exponential levels, more horrors await the ordinary citizen just trying to get by. Now Labour wants to take your home, they want to take the last vestige of property ownership you have scraped and killed yourself to own. Rachel Reeves is planning her most evil and vicious act of all, to not only make you pay a large tax from the percent of appreciation of your property, but to also increase the yearly tax on your property. This new malicious equity grab by the Labour government will increase poverty levels in the UK and reduce many hard-working families to nothing but the rubbish heap.

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

Vladimir Lenin

In a cursed land where there are no jobs because businesses cannot afford to hire staff, where hundreds of thousands of wealthy professionals have fled, where farmers are committing suicide because of the nasty, vindictive inheritance tax brought in by Labour, there is no hope, there is only fear and terror.

Why is fear and terror the fuel for Labour?

By creating an atmosphere of fear and terror over the population, governments have more control. The National Socialists in 1930s Germany incorporated the same technique, as did the Soviet Russian dictator Josef Stalin.

To strip the citizens of the UK of all their wealth in the form of collectivist communist techniques is a proven method of redistributing all the assets of citizens to the state. All that you have worked for all your life is now the property of the state, and this is the goal of Labour as it transitions the UK from socialism to full-on hard communism. This is the Great Reset.

Releasing hundreds of thousands of dangerous criminals from jails into the population — this creates more fear, more crime, more terror.

What will happen in four years time in the General Election?

Under communism, there are no elections, therefore Labour will do all they can to thwart and delay the elections permanently. They do not want to take any chances and this is why they are also increasing illegal immigration and asylum seekers, putting them up in 4-star hotels, because those men from the Third World will be voting for Labour if there is ever another election in the UK. These hundreds of thousands/millions of asylum seekers are the backup guarantee for a perpetual Labour government — they are guaranteed Labour voters.

Labour also has a partner in the Conservative Party who are socialists. Kemi Badenoch, the leader of the Tories is there to keep Labour in power, she does not do anything to threaten Labour, and is essentially a placid guardian who pretends at times to be Conservative with her rhetoric but is essentially there to guard the posts for the Labour government. Jenrick, is a threat, and he will be dealt with in time, as will the Reform Party.

Fear and terror for the proletariat, bourgeoisie, landed gentry, working people

This is why the more fear and terror Labour creates, the better it is for them and their malicious, evil policies.

Fear and terror controls, it creates a perpetual cycle of even more anxiety in the population, and when they continue plying you with these evil policies, the population agrees to anything through sheer fear. It is possible to bring in any policy it wants without any problem because the population is essentially paralysed by panic.

Each rape of a child by an asylum seeker is a bonus for Labour. They love it. They are engineering this fear because then they can ship their protesters to areas of unrest to point their fingers at the “far-right fascist scum” who are just fed up people trying to protect their children. By painting these innocent people with such names and jailing them, Labour creates more fear in the population. Fall out of line and see what happens to you.

It is hard to fathom the insidious nature of those who run the Labour Party, but if you study history, you may garner a Fabian Society inkling of what we are dealing with here. The worst part of this entire debacle is that from time to time, the malicious manipulators will dangle a carrot of hope in front of the citizens, but this is part of their technique. They then pull that tiny little sliver of hope away, thus creating even more fear, terror and loathing.

Britain is now a cursed land.