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Doh! The Israelis Strike Hamas in Doha

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Doh! The Israelis Strike Hamas in Doha

Wherever the terrorists go — they are a legitimate target. The fucking gloves are off, and Netanyahu does not give two figs if Doha, Qatar is a sovereign territory. The message here is — if you harbour and support terrorism — you will be targeted.

The son of Hamas leader Khalil al-Hayya was also killed along with his father.

The question is now if the USA will support this attack on Qatar by Israel? According to some reports from the White House, the Trump administration was only notified after the Israeli attack was launched and missiles were in the air — leaving them no opportunity to do anything.

The Qataris were also not aware that Israel would conduct an attack on their territory.

The recent Hamas attacks in Jerusalem could have also contributed to the go-ahead of the Doha operation.

As for the Gaza negotiations that were going nowhere, they’re really going nowhere now for sure.

Royal Courts of Justice: The Last Banksy Revealed

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Royal Courts of Justice: The Last Banksy Revealed

After desecrating the Royal Courts of Justice with some of the usual graffiti (art) Banksy is now on the run. Furious judges at the Royal Courts of Justice have set the Metropolitan Police onto Banksy, demanding his head on a platter.

The Metropolitan Police said it was investigating the graffiti at the Royal Courts of Justice in London as “criminal damage”.

Far-left activist Banksy, who has remained anonymous for more than 25 years, would be required to publicly disclose his name if he was brought to court.

The graffiti will be removed from the Grade I-listed building.

A spokesman added: “He’s messed with the wrong building this time. Not only is it listed, but it’s a protected judicial institution that has been muddied by the brush of this vandal!”

Criminal damage carries a maximum sentence of 10 years’ imprisonment if it causes more than £5,000 of damage.

This could very well be the last Banksy anyone will have the pleasure of viewing for a while.

French Government: “Nothing to see here mes amis, we are just collapsing”

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French Government: “Nothing to see here mes amis, we are just collapsing”

It seems that the French government is sort of collapsing. There is nothing to fear, although the bond markets seem to be flexing their muscles a little bit. French debt is now so large that even if France reverted to the good old Franc, they’d still probably be up merde creek with half a paddle.

Prime minister François Bayrou lost a confidence vote in the National Assembly earlier today and is expected to resign tomorrow. Meanwhile, Macron is sitting there twiddling his thumbs as the French government, bloated as it is, bloats a little more, as it prepares to explode.

The poor fucker tried to bring an austerity vote, but we all know the French don’t do austerity. It’s either champagne or nothing.

Looks like Putin’s scheme of flooding the EU with economy busting migrants from Africa and Asia was just the trick. The invasion over decades has basically eviscerated entire European national economies and demoralised entire nations. Look at the UK, the stupid socialists were played like a deck of fucking cards. They are now burdened with millions of economic migrants who are killing off the NHS and benefits system, and burdening the UK taxpayer with billions upon billions of pounds that no one can pay any more.

The frogs are fucked, but so are the Rosbifs.

Phillies Karen in ‘Karen Protection Program’ at Alligator Alcatraz

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Phillies Karen in ‘Karen Protection Program’ at Alligator Alcatraz

This is an important update on the as-of-yet unnamed woman, dubbed the Phillies Karen, who demanded a baseball that was hit into the crowd was hers, when a father actually retrieved it for his son. Because she is now so hated by the population, she could be put in a specialist KPP Karen Protection Program for her own safety, maybe somewhere in Alligator Alcatraz.

Due to the nature of the actions of the Phillies Karen, she could now be put into a special program for her own protection, seeing as she has created such huge levels of outrage. Rightly so, who the fuck goes and demands a fucking baseball from a kid and dad?

“I never seen anything like it. She gonna have to be put in Alligator Alcatraz or something under 24-hour armed guard, and we’re gonna have to bring out surveillance and shit, choppers around the perimeter, basically all the shit we can find,” an FBI agent on the scene revealed.

This woman is now so hated that internet sleuths are trying to accurately identify her name. Many names are being bandied around, but this could be a dangerous enterprise, seeing as it could lead to the wrong person having their name blasted all over the place.

There was some good news though for the kid, when the traumatised child was gifted a bag of goodies from a rep. and a signed baseball bat from one of the Philadelphia Phillies players.

We say, send the fucking ball snatcher to Alligator Alcatraz.

Remember, folks, this is how you do it …

Never Underestimate the Power of Farage

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Never Underestimate the Power of Farage

As the chaotic, incompetent, sclerotic and frankly destructive Labour Party scrambles to rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic wreck of their shit stained government that seeks to ruin Britain — Nigel Farage has different plans. The power of Farage must never be underestimated.

What happened to the last people who underestimated Farage? The Coalition government with Nick Clegg and David Cameron. Remember them? Well, of course they are best forgotten.

The “two party system” is dying. Maybe, it’s dead already. The good cop, bad cop days are over. The Tories are the same as Labour, there is now little or no difference. They are both incompetent cowards who do not connect to the people, and do not care.

Trump connected — he won. Farage connected — he got the EU Referendum. Okay, Brexit was not delivered, but that was because the Tories, who are essentially Labour, pretty much reneged on their promise to properly see it through.

The people have already had enough of Labour, and are willing to kick them out of government as soon as possible.

Britain has been betrayed, and there is only one final chance of saving the country. Hopefully, the current shameful wreck of Labour will be bulldozed over instead of the English countryside they are trying to bulldoze over right now to build four storey town houses for millions of fake asylum seekers. The cold truth is, it’s either complete collapse or maybe civil war or the power of Farage putting things right.

The real Britons know this.

Creepy Chinese Robots Episode 4

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Creepy Chinese Robots Episode 4

The Chinese are moving forward with their robotics mission at breakneck speed, it seems, with some really creepy robots being created. Imagine a place where, amongst the 1.4 billion Chinese people, there are 10 or 20 robots for each person. This would be one hell of a trip for sure, and Xi Jinping’s vision for a global takeover by China could easily be realised.

What the Chinese are doing with robots is not so much uncanny valley stuff, it’s just darn creepy. They’re also actively building humanoid robots as fighting machines, and this threatening stance is devoid of any ethical constraints.

Certainly, if the West does not keep an eye on these creepy Chinese robots, and does not move to counteract Chinese robotic dominance, it could be in a world of trouble.

GOOD NEWS: Corrupt Comrade Rayner Has Been Caught

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GOOD NEWS: Corrupt Comrade Rayner Has Been Caught

Comrades, we have some double-plus good news to tell you. As you all already know, the corrupt and treacherous Comrade Rayner was last seen in Hove, and our Stasi agents were investigating her whereabouts.

The criminal was caught early on today by our brave Stasi officers, and we are pleased to reveal that Comrade Rayner will be hanged for her crimes next Monday.

Congratulations to Jessica Dillfrother, 14, of Pol Pot Road, Sector 439, who reported Comrade Rayner’s whereabouts today at 12:00 HRS to local Stasi officers. She will receive a used toothbrush, and a dead cat, plus she has been granted an increase in salt rations of 0.0453 grams per annum.

Comrades, you are all urged to come to Red Parliament Square on Monday, commencing at 14:00 HRS. Bring the family, as this will be a grand event where Comrade Rayner will be hanged, then made into Red Ed Miliband’s famous Net Zero Juice — the nutritious and refreshing Soviet British drink of choice.

REMEMBER – LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!

Is Anyone Left in the Tory Party?

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Is Anyone Left in the Tory Party?

The latest major Tory Party defection to the Reform Party is Nadine Dorries — a considerable loss for the Conservatives. Is there anyone of value left in the sinking wishy-washy socialist leaning Tory Party?

Of course, this defection is a significant boost for Nigel Farage’s Reform Party.

Nadine Dorries certainly knows where the winds of political change are blowing, and they are definitely shifting towards Reform.

Prime Minister Farage is now not a distant thought but almost a certainty.

Angela Rayner: Rule Number 1 – Never Blame the Lawyers

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Angela Rayner: Rule Number 1 – Never Blame the Lawyers

The Labour Party is revising a confidential manual for navigating the inevitable storms of public outrage due to the multiple sleazy scandals many of their MPs like Angela Rayner are involved in. Strictly not for circulation beyond the tea room.

Rule 1: Never Blame the Lawyers

They are not your alibi, they are your undertakers. Lawyers, like sharks, are born swimming. They file everything, they record everything, and when the press comes knocking, they will gleefully leak that they never, under any circumstances, told you it was fine to “forget” about stamp duty. Lawyers survive by sinking their clients, not saving them.

Rule 2: Choose Your Scapegoats Wisely

Dead uncles, anonymous interns, or an “administrative oversight” are perfect. Never pick professionals with titles, reputations, or the ability to phone the BBC. Remember: interns are disposable, accountants are not.

Rule 3: Complexity Is Your Best Friend

The British tax code is longer than War and Peace. At all times, insist that you were “confused by the complexity.” Emphasise that you are but a humble public servant, overwhelmed by the labyrinthine rules, despite earning £140,000 a year and owning three homes.

Rule 4: Master the Denial Cascade

Ignorance: “I was unaware.”

Confusion: “The forms were complicated.”

Blame the System: “Everyone agrees the rules are broken.”

Transparency Gambit: Announce an “independent inquiry” — ideally one chaired by your best mate.

Rule 5: Deploy the Family Shield

“My only goal was to provide for my children.” Say it twice. Say it while choking back tears. Mention the price of school shoes, violin lessons, or little Emily’s asthma medication. The public may despise you, but they’ll forgive your children.

Rule 6: Time Heals All Fraud

If caught, resign theatrically. Make it emotional, talk about “painful lessons learned,” and scurry off into the shadows. In 18 months, emerge reborn, ideally after the next reshuffle. The British electorate has the memory span of a goldfish.

Rule 7: Scandal Is a Merit Badge

In politics, being caught is proof you’ve finally made it. The backbench nobodies are never accused of tax dodging. Wear your disgrace like a knighthood. After all, if you were really finished, the lobby wouldn’t still be phoning you for quotes.

Final Note from the Party Whips’ Office:
If all else fails, blame it on Brexit.

Angela Rayner to Contribute to Labour’s £50 Billion debt Tax Black Hole

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Angela Rayner to Contribute to Labour’s £50 Billion debt Tax Black Hole

After being found out for dodging a bit of tax here or there, the Deputy Prime Minister, Angela Rayner, is now willing to plug the £50 billion tax black hole created by her colleague Rachel Reeves.

“I confess to have dodged paying the tax man £40,000. I am really, really sorry that I was caught. As penance for my crime, I vow to plug Labour’s £50 billion debt tax black hole with my piffling 40,000 quid. Eh, at least it’s a start, innit?” Rayner said from her luxury £800,000 Hove apartment with great views over the cold grey English sea.

The beleaguered Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rachel Reeves, thanked her Labour colleague for her little contribution.

“Just think, if no one had said anything, Angela would have got away with it, and she would have never informed anyone. Now she’s going to plug my black hole with her wad of stolen money. Thanks, Angela!”

Looks like manoeuvres are over for Angie.

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