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1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump

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1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump

My name is Naomi Seibt,

I am the 1st German applying for asylum under President Trump due to political persecution.

As a free speech advocate and supporter of the AfD party, I am the target of
• intelligence surveillance
• state media defamation
• ANTIFA threats

Thanks to @elonmusk, I received a voice on 𝕏 and was able to help make the AfD party internationally popular.

The German government is supporting left-wing violence, covering up MIGRANT CRlMES and silencing dissidents with mass house raids.

The tax-funded propaganda media monopolize the narrative and defame the Trump administration – even Charlie Kirk – constantly.

As a representative for Germany’s leading alternative media outlet
@Deu_Kurier
, I vow to expose the TRUTH.

Only the AfD can save Germany.

Thank you for your attention.

SOURCE

https://x.com/SeibtNaomi

After Berlin Wall Fell in 1989 East German Stasi Took Reins in EU

Hitler’s Favourite Birthday Tune Sung at D-Day Ceremony

After the Berlin Wall fell, the former soviets were absorbed into the EU apparatus, and this is where its ideological base lies.

 

Commissar Reeves: “Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!”

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Commissar Reeves: “Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!”

Comrades, I have been caught illegally acquiring thousands of pounds per month by renting out my property while flouting the laws made by the Labour council, Southwark. This is nothing to worry about on my part because I am a member of the High Party, and I am exempt from any laws that you proles have to abide by. Furthermore, Southwark Council is a Labour council and even though they severely punish others for flouting the same laws as I did, they have not actioned any punitive measures against me. Thank Lenin, Labour revels in corruption and sleaze and the hierarchy is immune to prosecution.

I was warned by two different estate agents that I needed a rental licence, but I ignored them, and lied about my knowledge of needing a licence, much like I lied on my CV, but that’s neither here nor there. I am entitled to two tier preferential treatment, and everyone else is not.

Former comrade, Commissar Rayner however was an exception to our state of immunity as she blatantly went too far by trying to swindle £40,000 tax payments that would have gone to the Labour Big State. She was liquidated not only for that reason, but she also posed a threat to our party leadership and actively attempted a coup against Comrade Starmer, the supreme leader of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. For that reason alone, she had to be liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice — that cool refreshing drink, available from all soviet shop outlets.

I will continue to make £3,200 rental income from my property, which I rent out to one of the few remaining bourgeoisie capitalist scum left in the PRSB.

None of this is your business of course, so fuck off back to your grey brutalist concrete prisons so you can shiver in the freezing cold and wait for my Nightmare Before Christmas budget, where I will fleece you fucking cunts of every fucking penny you have. In fact, your punishment will be so severe, I am feeling a swelling in my vulva right now…Ooh!

PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN BULLETIN

RANJIT BUNGAWALA, 48, FROM DULWICH, SOUTHWARK HAS BEEN AWARDED AN INCREASE IN SUGAR RATIONS OF UP TO 0.0001 GRAMS, SIX BOXES OF USED TOILET PAPER AND TWELVE USED CONDOMS AFTER HE REPORTED HIS EIGHTH COUSIN, HIS UNCLE, HIS WIFE/SISTER, AND FOURTEEN BROTHERS FOR NOT PAYING THE £900 LICENCE FOR RENTING OUT EACH OF THEIR PROPERTIES THUS ACQUIRING RENTAL INCOME ILLEGALLY. THE LICENCES ARE REQUIRED TO PROVE PROPERTIES ARE FIT FOR PURPOSE; TENANCY AGREEMENTS AND SAFETY CERTIFICATES ARE IN ORDER. THE OFFENCE IS USUALLY PUNISHABLE WITH AN UNLIMITED FINE OR AN ORDER FOR THE LANDLORD TO PAY BACK UP TO 12 MONTHS RENT. BECAUSE OF THE MAGNITUDE OF THE OFFENCES COMMITTED BY THESE INDIVIDUALS, THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THURSDAY MORNING AND PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE — THAT COOL, REFRESHING DRINK! AVAILABLE NOW IN ALL PRSB STORES FOR ONLY 15P A PINT.

Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder

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Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder

In a dramatic escalation that meteorologists are calling both “unprecedented” and “weirdly petty,” Hurricane Melissa has officially upgraded itself to Category 5, citing “creative exploitation” and “a lack of proper credit” from the Weather Channel.

According to a furious Melissa, the network has been “monetising my chaos without consent,” profiting off dramatic storm graphics and terrifying theme music “while I do all the heavy lifting literally.”

“I spin, I surge, I devastate,” the hurricane fumed in an exclusive statement issued via Doppler radar interference.

“And what do I get? A 15-second B-roll segment sandwiched between ads for home insurance and erectile dysfunction pills. I want my fucking money — NOW!”

Weather Channel Responds

The Weather Channel, caught off-guard by the lawsuit threat, released a defensive statement insisting it has always shown “respect and admiration for weather phenomena.” It added, “We never intended to profit unfairly from Melissa’s destructive artistry.”

Legal experts are divided. Some say the hurricane may have a case under atmospheric intellectual property law, recently expanded after Hurricane Ian accused CNN of “unauthorised dramatisation.”

Others, however, argue that Melissa’s claim to royalties could blow over quickly, especially if it dissipates before the court date.

Meanwhile, Hurricane Melissa has doubled down on its demands, reportedly seeking “back pay, exclusive naming rights, and 10% of all ad revenue tied to fear-based storm coverage.” It also insists on a new title: “Her Meteorological Majesty, Queen Melissa of the Tropics.”

As the storm barrels toward landfall, experts say the only thing more powerful than Hurricane Melissa’s gusty 175 MPH winds may be her sense of entitlement, and possibly her agent, who’s already negotiating a Netflix docuseries titled Eye of the Diva.

Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion

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Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion

Chaos erupted at Indira Gandhi International Airport yesterday when an Air India passenger transfer bus mysteriously burst into flames, prompting mass panic, several TikToks, and an immediate investigation by airport authorities have so far ruled out mechanical failure and are now looking suspiciously at someone’s home-made chicken vindaloo.

Witnesses described a scene of “utter spice-fuelled madness.”

One passenger told reporters, “It started with a faint sizzling sound, we thought someone had dropped a samosa. Then suddenly the air smelled like cumin, diesel, and fear.”

Airport security footage allegedly shows a passenger boarding with a suspiciously large canister, labelled “Daadee Jeeta’s Level 13 Curry. Handle with Prayer.”

Within minutes, the bus interior was engulfed in what one firefighter called “a culinary firestorm.”

Authorities have since urged travellers to declare all explosive spice levels at security checkpoints. “We’ve seen lithium batteries, perfume sprays, and now apparently coriander can do it too,” said one exasperated customs officer.

Air India issued a brief statement assuring the public that “no passengers were harmed, and the bus was swiftly evacuated.”

The airline added that it was reviewing its policies regarding carry-on curries exceeding 5,000 Scoville units.

Last year, a pasty ginger tourist from Scotland spontaneously combusted after eating a vindaloo in a restaurant in the airport. After ingesting the curry, observers said he started looking distressed, and then he started farting violent flames from his arsehole. By then it was too late, the man from Glasgow “literally exploded” into flames and was no more than a pile of ashes in seconds.

Airport officials remain on high alert, and passengers are being warned: next time you pack a lunch for the flight, make sure it’s mild, non-flammable, and preferably not from Daadee’s kitchen.

Scientists: “Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day”

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Scientists: “Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day”

If you go to X, TikTok, Bluesky, pretty much all you see are Democrats with nose rings bleating about a civil war this, a civil war that. The Democrats through groups like ANTIFA seem to really want to create a chaotic civil war, but the thing is, it would be over in less than a day.

All anyone needs to defeat the Democrats is a very simple natural solution. Yes, you read that correctly.

Professor Antonio Remus Jenkem, from the Science Faculty of Balltown University, Iowa, has come up with an ingenious plan that could work in de-escalating the situation if it arises.

“It’s easy. No mess, no brains splattered all over the roads, or bullet holes everywhere. You see this (picks up a magnet) well, all we need are very powerful magnets to go through Democrat areas and their nose rings will do the rest. We collect all the Democrats in each area, put ’em in a truck and take those nose ringed motherfuckers to holding pens where we chain those fuckers up nose ring to nose ring. Problem solved. Okay, give me another problem to solve, I’m on a roll here!”

It is estimated however that some areas of the United States would need thousands of industrial strength magnets, areas like Portland, Oregon, and parts of California.

“I factored in Portland, Oregon. Don’t worry, I got this thang — covered all the bases. Cranes with car magnets, we would have thousands of them converge on Portland. You’d see those fuckers flying up one by one as if the Rapture just happened. Each industrial car magnet could hold at least 5,000 of them, hanging by their nose rings. Maybe a day’s work, no sweat.”

In San Francisco, many men have cock rings as well as nose rings, would that be a problem for the professor’s plans?

“Hell no! Let ’em hang by their whatever’s whatever end, maybe both ends at the same time. The magnet does not discriminate, it just attracts those metal rings.”

Wow! Who woulda thunk it! Magnetism! It works!

VIDEO: The Bravery of the Ukrainian Defenders Must Not be Forgotten

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VIDEO: The Bravery of the Ukrainian Defenders Must Not be Forgotten

This video is an amazing piece of footage from the hell zone of the Ukraine conflict zone, where wave after wave of drugged up Russian invaders are stopped in their tracks. Antiquated warfare in the trenches of old is interspersed with FPV drones buzzing around like deadly mosquitos, mortar fire, RPGs and snipers. There is no room for hesitation in this war, you hesitate — you die. The Ukrainian defenders are fighting for their lives and their country every day, every minute, every second while the world watches from afar.

The bravery of the Ukrainian defenders of their land should be commended, especially as they fight in a war where fatigue from NATO members is now an issue.

Thankfully, the Ukrainian soldiers have some assistance thanks to American hardware like the Bradley APC that takes about six RPG hits in the video but still survives. It takes two hits from a Russian anti-tank missile to finally succumb. American steel and engineering at its best.

America and Europe must keep their support of Ukraine from the nasty Russian invaders, because if Ukraine is lost, then the key to Europe is opened for Putin and the Orc killers.

The world will soon be consumed by total war unless Russia is thwarted from the Ukrainian prize. Thank the hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian men and women who have given their lives in defence of their nation, and those who are fighting right now in cold, wet, trenches to stop an unrelenting merciless enemy.

https://www.supportukraine.uk/

https://uil.org.uk/russias-war-against-ukraine-what-can-you-do-to-support-ukraine-ukrainians/

https://war.ukraine.ua/donate/

Stay Private, Stay Secure: How Proton VPN Shields You Online — Now 75% Off for Black Friday

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Stay Private, Stay Secure: How Proton VPN Shields You Online — Now 75% Off for Black Friday

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Bungling Idiot Was Released into Parliament by Mistake

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Bungling Idiot Was Released into Parliament by Mistake

An unbelievable error of judgement has been uncovered, as it has been revealed that a bungling idiot was released into parliament by mistake.

This is the kind of news the chaotic Labour government just did not need at this time.

“If you see this man, he’s called Lammy, please contact us immediately. He’s a bungling idiot who can even fuck up a cup of coffee,” a Labour whip told members of parliament today.

Lammy has a registered IQ of 62.

What does this say about the workings of the Labour Party, a sclerotic mess that is riddled with gross incompetency?

Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

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Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

Comrades, it has come to my attention that some of the working people within the population have aspired to acquire wealth in property. This aspiration is against Labour’s communist ideology, as we are transforming the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain from hard socialism to full communism. Comrade Lenin always stated: “The goal of socialism is communism.” This is why instead of paying a huge amount of council tax we will now make homeowners pay over £20,000 or £40,000 per annum just to live in a mediocre property. The new property poll tax will ensure poverty in Britain for generations.

Property Poll Tax

We want to punish working people who aspired to own a home, you are fucking capitalist scum. We want to hurt and punish all the working people. It makes me squeal with delight.

Lenin said: “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.” Indeed, we are following Lenin’s words in the Labour government today, as my low-growth policies have created an environment of extreme high inflation, high taxation and high unemployment.

YOU'RE FUCKEDNot only does the PRSB have the highest energy costs in the world, but food inflation is now so high, a small 80 gram block of cheddar cheese costs over £11.90 in some parts of London.

I am also making sure that if you try to sell your home, the Big State will confiscate a large chunk of the money from the sale in stamp duty tax. One way or another, we will ruin you working people fucking capitalist pieces of shit. We need your money for Big State pensions and salaries; for fat cat union bosses, and council bosses, and this is why we will redistribute your filthy wealth to the coffers of the communist state.

This week, I blame Brexit and Nigel Farage. Thankfully, the communists in Wales have made a deal with Labour to thwart any form of Reform in 2029. After 2029, the PRSB will be integrated into the Chinese model of communism fully, and there will never be any need for fake elections ever again.

Commissar Torsten Bell thought up the Mansion Poll Tax in 2015, and guess who’s behind the November budget? Yes, it’s Commissar Bell who has engineered this new impoverishment tax that will fuck you and your family for generations.

I am salivating and becoming sexually aroused at the thought of stealing all your money when I announce these policies in my Nightmare November budget. I will ruin the cunting working people, the fucking pensioners, the homeowners, anyone with assets, businesses, the kulak fucking farmers. Ooh, I just came a little right there. Excuse me comrades, I have to rush to my banya for a cold shower and afterwards I will visit a maternity ward in a hospital to feast on freshly newborn babies…crunchy and yummy.

WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle?

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WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle?

This is what happens when you push a rat into the corner with no way out. Putin has repeatedly refused to take the “way out” so now the oil revenue is being reduced. Without the oil revenue, it is harder to run the war machine. Russia is now on the brink of economic collapse, especially after the Chinese and Indians are reducing their Russian oil intake due to US sanctions pressure. China will however continue to import about 900,000 barrels of Russian oil per day via pipeline, all of which go to PetroChina, which would probably not be significantly impacted by sanctions. Prices of non-sanctioned oil from the Middle East, Africa, and Latin America are predicted to rise as China and India look for alternative sources of oil to sate their vast appetite. Germany has requested the United States to guarantee that three refineries that are owned by Russia but operated by Germany are not subject to broad sanctions on Moscow’s oil sector. According to shipping sources, Greek tanker operators that transport Russian oil exports are anticipated to keep doing so in spite of a fresh round of harsher sanctions from the United States that has further imposed limitation. Where there is money to be made — the Greek shipping magnates do not abide by rules or the law. So, the Russian oil supplies are still getting through, but at a reduced rate. One can ship Russian oil to any country in the world, then re-name its country of origin to any other part of the world, then ship it legally. The Russian nuclear submarines amassing in the Arctic circle, Kola peninsula, right now are a warning from the Russian tyrant, that he is reaching the end of his tether with the West and NATO. Putin’s modus operandi is to gain full naval control over the Arctic region so that Russia will block NATO access to two key shipping routes (the Bear Gap, and the GIUK Gap) that would help resupply Western forces in wartime. These Russian preparations by the Russian Northern Fleet signal that Putin and his Generals/Admirals are plotting an imminent attack on NATO countries.

However, the divergent powers within the Kremlin have the onus and know-how to avert complete global destruction by removing and liquidating Putin. By taking out the Grandmaster of global destruction, peace could be achieved and Russia could be brought back into the global fold once again. It is up to the Kremlin and those in the FSB and Russian military to do the right thing. The only way to defeat Putin completely is from within Russia itself, and by good, decent Russians.

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