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Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr
SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, a Google defector, she calmly agreed to the $4.9 billion deal to acquire Fumb1r. ... Full story
London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital's Crack Problem
LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city. ... Full story
Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose
LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the UK always gets a bum deal, but British Eurovision contest bosses are planning a surprise for next year's competition. ... Full story
Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama and his family are set for another multi-million dollar beach vacation this summer the White House has announced. ... Full story
World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything
LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have no right to claim ownership over anything on planet earth. ... Full story
Nick Clegg Turning Yellow But It's Not Jaundice
LONDON - England - Nick Clegg, the leader of the Liberal Democrat party and Coalition deputy PM, has revealed why his skin colour has turned a distinct shade of yellow. ... Full story
Obaminoid Aliens From Outer Space Could Invade Earth at Any Time Say Experts
MONTANA - USA - Space experts working at the Montana State University Space Lab have made an ominous warning to Mankind. ... Full story
Man 87% Certain of Breaking Leg Chops it Off
BALTIMORE - USA - A man who was told by some doctor that he was 87% certain that he might break his leg in the next 20 years has chopped it off just to make sure it does not get broken. ... Full story
Cameron: Yes No Yes No Yes No
LONDON - England - British prime minister David Cameron has declared he will put forward into law a Yes No vote for an In Out EU referendum in 2045. ... Full story
Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution
PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation's spirit. ... Full story